[Adrics] 2002 Awards Show, End Credits
BKWillis
Written and Directed by Adric of Alzarius
Produced by Tin Scarecrow Productions
Catering by NorInCo Food Services Division
Wardrobe Consultant -- Helen Fayle
Key Grip -- Ken Young
Best Boy -- Imran Inayat
Stunt Coordinator -- Douglas Killings
Lighting Arranger -- Paul Gadzikowski
Set Designer -- Graham Woodland
Gaffer -- Clive May
Makeup Consultant -- Mags Halliday
Utter, Utter Bastard -- BKWillis
Special Effects by Fred's Family Dollar Store.
Mr. MacCrimmon plays only MacNorInCo brand bagpipes.
No lampreys were harmed in the production of this program. As for
afterwards, we aren't saying.
Copyright MCXCIIMILLIVANILLI
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Copyright Notes, as written for Graham Woodland's Best
Crossover presentation.
**CARRIE ON CROSSOVERS**
Author's Notes: WHO'S WHOSE AND WHENCE
==
_Doctor Who_, and all characters and concepts lifted therefrom,
are property of the BBC.
"This Time Round" concept created by Tyler Dion, as a Whovian
counterpart to Kielle's Subreality Cafe.
TTR's PROPRIETOR is a figure shrouded in deepest darkest
mystery, and it behoves us not to pry into corners of the Universe
best left undisturbed.
Ucchan's was originally created by Takahashi Rumiko as Ukyou's
restaurant in Ranma 1/2, but has subsequently become a kind of
anime-side analogue of the Subreality Cafe and TTR. I am
indebted to Douglas B Killings for this information.
THE GREY STEWARD, MAN OF LEAD is my principal Author
Avatar. His/my Muse, CARRIE, is here introduced for the first
time.
Also mine are CATS HAMBRIDGE, MEG OF TERMINUS, SIMON
WESTPORT, and the CREW OF THE _LATE
UNPLEASANTNESS_, (all from _Nyssa's End_); and ZAQQUM,
THE DESOLATION BEYOND TIME (_The Three Jos_).
CALLIE MINET appears to be copyright by Cats and Meg, from
their pseudonymously-published erotic romp _Kitty and Megan
Get Lucky, Lucky, Lucky_. This is the first I've heard of it, honest!
_Romana Rubber Bondage_ is an unpublished novel attributed to
the anonymous protagonist of my filk _Noway_. It is thought to
be still bouncing around the BBC's slushpile department.
THE MAGICAL MECHANICAL MUSICAL BOX, which provides
dubiously appropriate theme music to any person or object called
to its attention, may well have been trashed again during the
discussion of comparative sorceressly morphology. It is free for
the use of anyone fool enough to fix it.
THE SINGING LAMPREYS have likewise been freed to seek
employment where they may. You lucky people!
* * *
The following characters belong to BK Willis: his Light and Dark
Muses NYSSAIAS and EMBERICLES, his Really Really Evil
Author Avatar THE BRADLEYARD, and the latter's Obligatory
Henchbabe LYDIA G GORDON (all from _Shock Value_ series);
PAJAMA MASK and the Whovian SAILOR and ELEMENTAL
SCOUTS (_Sailor Who series_); TEGAN THE SERPENT'S
CHAMPION (_Badlands series_); FRANCOIS, MR MOGGIE,
MAD SHEILA, THE WONDROUS AND ADORABLE NYSSA'S
KNIGHT-ERRANT REGIMENT aka the WANKERs, and the
SPAMITES (_To Die For_ series); and SHUB-BARNEYRATH
(First TTR Round Robin).
And to Imran Inayat: his Muse ALLIE.
And to Helen Fayle: her Author Avatar MISTRESS HELEN.
And to Douglas B Killings: The ADRIC DEFENCE FORCE (_To Die
For_ series).
And to Alryssa Kelly: DON ORMAN of the AUTHOR
LEGITIMATE BUSINESSPEOPLE (First TTR Round Robin).
For the character of PSYCHO NYSSA, the Universe is principally
indebted to Erin Tumilty, BK Willis, and Douglas B Killings,
although according to The McBeal this is one of those dodges
where everyone can benefit from plausible legal deniability. See
Imran Inayat's TTR FAQ for the full and aptly gory details.
* * *
*From the Lands of Crossover*
All borrowed characters, doodads, and thingummybobs are the
property of their respective copyright holders, where such exist.
Creators, writers, and owners are all given credit in the list below,
inasfar as I wot of them. This list makes no pretence of being
definitive. This author has no interest in being sued. This
sentence disclaims everything else that it is proper to disclaim.
This is enough disclaimers, already...
_Ally McBeal_: THE McBEAL -- w David E Kelley; 20th Century
Fox.
_American Gothic_: SHERIFF LUCAS BUCK -- CBS.
_Bagpuss_: BAGPUSS -- Oliver Postgate & Peter
Firmin/Smallfilms/BBC.
_Blackadder_: PRINCESS LEIA OF HUNGARY -- Richard Curtis &
Ben Elton; BBC.
_Buffy the Vampire Slayer_: ANGEL, ANYA, BUFFY, RUPERT
GILES, SPIKE, TARA, WILLOW, XANDER -- Joss
Whedon/Mutant Enemy/20th Century Fox Television.
_Callahan's Place_ books: Lady Sally McGee's House -- Spider
Robinson.
_Cthulhu Mythos_: SHUB-NIGGURATH, THE BLACK GOAT OF
THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG -- H P Lovecraft.
_Dilbert_: CATBERT -- Scott Adams/United Feature Syndicate,
Inc.
_Discworld_ series: THE DEATH OF THE DISCWORLD, THINGS
OBTAINED INNA BUN FROM GUYS WHO ARE CUTTING
THEIR OWN THROATS TO GIVE AWAY THEIR GOURMET
PRODUCTS FOR SUCH RECKLESSLY TRIVIAL PRICES -- Terry
Pratchett.
KING OF THE ROCKET MEN -- dir. Fred C Bannon; Republic
Pictures.
_Ranma 1/2_: Ucchan's and THE UNNAMED PERVERT -- Rumiko
Takahashi.
SHERLOCK HOLMES -- Arthur Conan Doyle.
_The Simpsons_: BART and LISA SIMPSON -- Matt
Groening/20th Century Fox.
_Slayers_: LINA INVERSE, NAGA THE WHITE SERPENT --
Hajime Kanzaka & Rui Araizumi.
_Star Trek_: CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK, RED-SHIRTED EXTRAS,
JULIAN BASHIR -- Gene Roddenbury/Paramount Pictures
PAUL GADZIKOWSKI
CUT TO:
[The Atkinson DOCTOR and STAR TREK: VOYAGER's holographic DOCTOR. Legend
appears: "Co-stars of Best Dramatic Long Fiction nominee 'In Thy Image'"]
DOCTOR
Of course, it's a cliche to say that it's an honor just to be nominated, but
that's just because it's true.
DOCTOR
You know, STAR TREK: VOYAGER seems to be the least favorite, least inspired
STAR TREK to date.
DOCTOR
Yet this story, or the issues in it, inspired more discussion followups on
this newsgroup than the author recalls seeing for any of his others. And
though classified as a comedy by him, it was nominated - and the
nomination approved - as a drama.
DOCTOR
Which all goes to show what *all* fanfiction is about: Not just the magic in
the characters that makes you love them -
DOCTOR
No matter how deeply the show's writers may have buried it.
DOCTOR
- But finding a way to share the magic with others.
CUT TO:
[The VALEYARD, standing in a corner away from everyone. You wonder why he's
even there.]
VALEYARD
Tricksterboy conjures up a magic mirror from a paper cut. I had to make do
with the 1968 Zenith.
CUT TO:
[A guy who looks a little like John Goodman in Clark Kent glasses. Legend
appears: "Paul Gadowski, multiple nominee"]
PAUL
Big thumbs up to Brad for making it look so easy I'll probably throw my hat
in the ring next year.
CUT TO:
[KING ARTHUR at about fifty in sort-of Captain Kirk's movie uniform and KING
ARTHUR at about twenty in sort-of Captain Archer's uniform]
YOUNG KING ARTHUR
That business in Grey's presentation about the fanfiction story story - what
was it?
OLD KING ARTHUR
"If fictional stories attributed to fanfic characters count for crossover...
anything could invade our reality".
YOUNG KING ARTHUR
Yes, that. That makes the temporal anomaly stuff in our "By Her Loose Laces"
seem uncomplicated.
SPIKE
(off-camera)
No it doesn't.
YOUNG KING ARTHUR
(to SPIKE as camera angle widens to include the vampire and MAGS) Watch it,
chappie. There's one just like you in our universe. Except he's a fairy.
SPIKE
Why you -!
[SPIKE attacks young KING ARTHUR. Old KING ARTHUR and MAGS separate them with
difficulty, shouting:]
MAGS
Not that kind of fairy!
OLD KING ARTHUR
Brian Froud, not Elton John!
[SPIKE and young KING ARTHUR are separated now.]
SPIKE
(straightening his clothing)
I knew that.
YOUNG KING ARTHUR
Suuure.
CUT TO:
[PERI and YRCANOS at the bar. PERI has a glass of beer. YRCANOS has a
pitcher.]
PERI
"Perpeguilliam Brown III", huh? I guess surnames follow the female line on
Krontep.
YRCANOS
Well of course! Maternity is a matter of fact. Paternity is a matter of
opinion.
CUT TO:
[The eighth DOCTOR surrounded by his past selves]
DOCTOR
I'm all very proud of all of them. Proud to have been the inspiration for
this community. Because that's what it is, a community, writers and readers
all. I pity the people who dismiss the internet as a medium for human
interaction, and then spend their evenings mesmerized by the telly. The
people here tonight - my friends here tonight - they *know*.
--
Paul Gadzikowski, scar...@iglou.com since 1995
http://members.iglou.com/scarfman
"In these shoes? I don't think so."
Paul Andinach
news:3c90e...@news.iglou.com:
> YOUNG KING ARTHUR
> (to SPIKE as camera angle widens to include the vampire and
> MAGS) Watch it, chappie. There's one just like you in our
> universe. Except he's a fairy.
>
> SPIKE
> Why you -!
>
> [SPIKE attacks young KING ARTHUR.
Lol.
Paul
--
The Pink Pedanther