[RSA] The Robert Scott Anderson website!
Kynes
Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few spare
minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all legally
-- and post it in one handy location.
Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message, quoting
in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
--
-LK!
[ ky...@choam.org ] [ ICQ: 795238 ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ]
"I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster.
I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts
of the Star Wars series."
- net.movies, 6/8/1982
Mark
>
> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few spare
> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all legally
> -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message, quoting
> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
Urusai!
--
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Mark
>
> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few spare
> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all legally
> -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message, quoting
> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
Most amusing.
C.S.Strowbridge
> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about
> his privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a
> few spare minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about
> him -- all legally -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
> quoting in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
I've seen many web sites with more useless information, but not many.
And even fewer that are not ASVS related.
C.S.Strowbridge
Chris O'Farrell
Cmdrwilkens
news:YS8tPE1P7W5aeC...@4ax.com...
> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few
spare
> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all
legally
> -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
quoting
> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
>
Wow, he's almost exactly a thousand driving miles away according to yahoo,
999.8 to be exact.
--
Lcpl Burnett, G.R
USMCR
Bridge Company A, 6th EngnrSptBN, 4th FSSG
"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
-Unknown
Wayne Poe
> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few
spare
> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all
legally
> -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
quoting
> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
OMFG....I must have laughed a full 10 minutes at this. Ian, you are a
classic!
Guardian 2000
"Chris O'Farrell" <rogu...@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:3c2d3e20$0$29284$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> Wow. What an ..... interesting ..... use of webspace.
Lo, and behold! Ian sinks to yet another new low.
Yes, there's a madman out there who, at last report, wanted my death for my
interference in his plans to win back our mutual ex by way of framing me for
such lovely items as the firing of automatic weapons into her home, engaging
in mail fraud in an effort to get her fired, as well as many other
entertaining events. Though the arrest seemed to slow him down, he is free
and with a clear record, and as he likes to occasionally bother me online
(where some of the drama unfolded), I prefer to keep as low a profile online
as possible, with the exception of my personal website and a few writings at
an anti-creationism website. Dalton, being a gentleman, acquiesced to my
request that he remove my name from his site . . . I didn't bother asking
Wayne, since I figured he'd either ignore me, use the above story to his own
advantage, or else try to pull an Ian and help the madman out. What the
madman has in financial resources he lacks in web savvy (though he is
familiar with a Yahoo! search), so a little caution goes a long way.
Until now.
I must assume that Ian has been made aware of these facts, recently shared
with another ASVS denizen . . . so, being the champion of honor and nobility
that Ian is, he's decided to offer the madman one-stop shopping for all his
stalking needs (even with some erroneous conclusions), so that the madman
need not even bother trying to figure out where I work or my phone numbers,
things which have eluded him thus far.
So yes, ladies and gentlemen . . . Ian has reached a new low. This has
gone beyond Trek versus Wars . . . this isn't "I don't like you". He's
actually attempting to get me killed, fired, or at the very least harassed
to a far greater extent. I cannot begin to express how deeply disturbed I
am at Ian's behavior.
Ian . . . remove the site.
If you don't, and if I should learn that your site has contributed in any
way to any act against myself or my family, I will find you. This is not
a threat.
You want me gone from ASVS? Fine, I'm out. You want me to concede all
my arguments? Fine, they're all conceded. If this is what it has takes
for you to win, then I don't care to argue with you anyway.
Leave me and my family alone.
G2k
C.S.Strowbridge
>
> "Kynes" wrote:
> > http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
> >
> > Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about
> > his privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had
> > a few spare minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information
> > about him -- all legally -- and post it in one handy location.
> >
> > Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
> > quoting in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
>
> OMFG....I must have laughed a full 10 minutes at this. Ian, you are a
> classic!
What was that site that had links to all those useless sites, including
yours? I think we should recommend the RSA Lack of Appreciation Site.
What could sum up internet futility more than that?
C.S.Strowbridge
Wayne Poe
"Guardian 2000" <usm...@yahoo.com> wrote
> You want me gone from ASVS? Fine, I'm out. You want me to concede all
> my arguments? Fine, they're all conceded. If this is what it has
takes
> for you to win, then I don't care to argue with you anyway.
Damn fine job, Ian!
Kynes
>You want me to concede all my arguments? Fine, they're all conceded.
Concession accepted.
Kynes
>> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
>> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few
>spare
>> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all
>legally
>> -- and post it in one handy location.
>>
>> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
>quoting
>> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
>>
>
>Wow, he's almost exactly a thousand driving miles away according to yahoo,
>999.8 to be exact.
Over a thousand for me. Hey Scott, how far away is that crazy guy? I hope he's
aware that with airfare so low, the time to travel has never been better.
Kynes
>> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>>
>> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
>> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few
>spare
>> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all
>legally
>> -- and post it in one handy location.
>>
>> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
>quoting
>> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
>
>OMFG....I must have laughed a full 10 minutes at this. Ian, you are a
>classic!
Heh heh heh. Thanks. I had a pretty good time making it. I think I'm going to
update it with his long post denouncing that crazy rich guy and threatening to
beat me up. His mental unbalance is cool to watch there, like in Star Trek 2
when Kirk is in the Genesis Cave.
"KYNES!!!!!"
"KYNES!!!!!"
"KYNES!!!!!"
Beowulf
rob.wn5
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few
spare
> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all
legally
> -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
quoting
> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
GODDAMMIT!!!
It's just not fair, I get another loan of a laptop and now I don't get to
play with Garbled anymore. If this hadn't made me cry with laughter I'd be
very cross with you Kynes. Oh and Garbled things your a Nasty Man(TM),
which I'm sure hurts your feelings. ;-D
Ah well, I suppose I'll just have to go and taunt the Orifice known as
Bill, the Galactic Zero.
:-)
Rob Wilson
rob.wn5
"Guardian 2000" <usm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a0js3i$lbjnd$1...@ID-82121.news.dfncis.de...
Hang on! He stalks your Girlfriend, is obsessed with her... and yet hasn't
worked out how to follow you home from her house? He's not much of a
stalker is he?So this guy was arrested for trying to frame you for a
firearms violation and Mail fraud, yet doesn't know where you live, or
where you work and apparently can't workout how to use a phonebook to get
you number.... Admit it Garbled you've been hitting the extra-strength
kool-aid haven't you.
>
> Until now.
>
> I must assume that Ian has been made aware of these facts, recently
shared
> with another ASVS denizen . . .
You told someone else, and after they laughed themselves senseless at the
number of holes in your story they obviously shared the joke with Ian.
> so, being the champion of honor and nobility
> that Ian is,
He is? Fuck, quick Wayne and Dalton grab Kynes, he's an imposter.
:-)
> he's decided to offer the madman one-stop shopping for all his
> stalking needs (even with some erroneous conclusions), so that the madman
> need not even bother trying to figure out where I work or my phone
numbers,
> things which have eluded him thus far.
He is so unbeleivably incompetent that he has never been able to find out
where you live or work? Oh please, he's not a stalker, by the sounds of it
he barely qualifies as sentient. He knows where your G/f lives and yet has
never followed you back from her house... is this where the exciting
across-city carchase fits into the movie? Gasp as Garbled pushes his
Wheelchairs motor to the max, getting nearly 5 mph, shiver as the enemies
stroller bumps into the back of the wheelchair nearly sending Garbled into
the Nursing home walls, thrill as Garbled executes a handbrake turn around
the lego blocks and gains some breathing room on his pursuer, concluding
with the edge-of-the-seat moment where Garbled pulls into the laundry
closet and turns off the lights on his med dispenser and hides in the
stinky darkness as his enemy slowly totters past searching from him... but
not seeing him, phew.
>
> So yes, ladies and gentlemen . . . Ian has reached a new low.
Bravo Ian, we knew if you stretched yourself you could do it. Where are all
the naysayers now? Remember you can only achieve true evil through hard
work and plenty of gloating (and cackling obviously)
:-)
> This has
> gone beyond Trek versus Wars . . . this isn't "I don't like you".
I'll think you'll find it is.
:-)
> He's
> actually attempting to get me killed, fired, or at the very least
harassed
> to a far greater extent.
Hang on.. Does anyone else see whats wrong with that sentence? He's
supposedly in fear of his life so the first bit sort of fits, but the next
part - Fired? "Oh no the stalker is out to kill me, I sure hope I don't
lose my job over it!" WTF??
> I cannot begin to express how deeply disturbed I
> am at Ian's behavior.
The fact your believing your own delusions is far more distrubing to those
of us on Planet Earth.
>
> Ian . . . remove the site.
Or what? You've just finished saying that this Stalker isn't Web Savvy, how
the fuck will he find it? A web search? Type Robert Scott Anderson into
Yahoo and this is what you get
http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=%22Robert+Scott+Anderson%22&hc=0&hs=0
Nothing there that gives you away is there?
However if your worried about him finding out where you work, perhaps
having
"This page is maintained by Guardian at the University of Southern
Mississippi. Last updated 4-17-2000. "
on your eponomously named homepage isn't that clever.
>
> If you don't, and if I should learn that your site has contributed in any
> way to any act against myself or my family, I will find you. This is
not
> a threat.
That's nice, I'd hate to think you were threatening a friend of mine. I'd
hate that a lot.
Don't worry, that wasn't a threat either.
>
> You want me gone from ASVS? Fine, I'm out. You want me to concede
all
> my arguments? Fine, they're all conceded. If this is what it has
takes
> for you to win, then I don't care to argue with you anyway.
No, your arguements being piss poor and incorrect is what he needs to win,
and would you look at that, you've only ever provided him with those, so
this was obviously just a joke.
You had already lost your arguements, just face it and move on. If you ever
feel like winning for once, I would recommend you try logic and facts. It
would make a refreshing change from your normal garbage.
>
> Leave me and my family alone.
It only mentions you, how are your family involved. After all this guy has
known where your girlfriend lived all this time and yet couldn't follow you
anywhere, how on earth could he ever find out where the rest of your
family are?
This of course presupposes the guy exists in the first place... hey he was
arrested for Gun and Assualt related charges (plus framing you) howabout a
newspaper article about it (after all it won't compromise your security
much further.
Rob Wilson
>
> G2k
>
>
>
>
rob.wn5
"rob.wn5" <rob...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Hang on! He stalks your Girlfriend,
Just while I remember, I know your nurse is there all the time, wiping away
your drool, changing your adult nappy and maintaining your med dispenser,
*but it's just her job*. She may make you all hot and give you strange
dreams, but that doen't make her your girlfriend.
//// Ok I'm talking to the Nurse now, sorry I don't know you name. I
realise you think your helping him, and in his retarded state I'm sure he
needs all the help you can give him, but feeding his delusions like this
won't help. Think about it, when you read these messages to him and type
out his replies (or at least as close to coherent replies as you can make
out from his wailing and gasping) does it make him calmer? Or does
everyones refusal to except his ravings just drive him deeper over the
edge? He's gone from beleiving his own weird interpretation of science to
now beleiving this "stalker" nonsense. I once asked you to beg his parents
to give him an etch-a-sketch and tell him it was a computer. Now obviously
they actually got him a drawing tablet for the Nursing homes PC, hence his
256 colour picture that he drew as 'evidence'. Now think back to when he
was drawing that, the deformed smile, the drool running down his chin as he
made happy little burbling noises. Wasn't that the best time of his sad
existance? Don't you want him to go on being that happy? You know what to
do. Just tell him Ian removed the site (after all hows he going to know, he
can't read, he can barely understand whats happening in the real world),
you can tell him this is Ians apology - make it fancy- and then disconnect
from the net. Give him his Drawing tablet, let him be happy 'winning'
arguements all day. Isn't that really the kindest thing to do?
In ending I can only bow my head at the selfless devotion to duty you have
shown, in caring for such a vegetable day in and day out. You are truely a
credit to the nursing profession./////
Rob Wilson
Dalton
information online. If this guy is so wealthy, I'm sure he could afford
to hire a second-rate hacker who knew how to search the online White
Pages and USM's website.
--
Rob "Roby" Dalton
http://daltonator.net
"I need a drink."
"You don't drink."
"Yeah, but I've been meaning to start."
---UHF
rob.wn5
"Dalton" <r...@daltonator.net> wrote in message
news:3C2DE1EE...@daltonator.net...
> Just a note, G2K: it took me, ME, ten minutes to find ALL your contact
> information online. If this guy is so wealthy, I'm sure he could afford
> to hire a second-rate hacker who knew how to search the online White
> Pages and USM's website.
It took me 20 seconds and two web pages to find out where he worked,
something that his "Stalker" doesn't know. Starting with a Websearch on
Yahoo (something he claims this guy can do) and then opening his own
homepage the link produced with his work address at the bottom of the page.
Even better, the second link on the Yahoo search had his work E-mail addy
on it. All of this without any reference to Ian's site (which didn't show).
:-)
Yep, his story has so many holes it could be a Voyager plot.
:-0
Rob Wilson
Matthew Hyde
Matthew Hyde
Matthew Hyde
quote
C.S.Strowbridge
>
> "Chris O'Farrell" wrote:
> > Wow. What an ..... interesting ..... use of webspace.
>
> Lo, and behold! Ian sinks to yet another new low.
>
> Yes, there's a madman out there who, at last report, wanted my death for
> my interference in his plans to win back our mutual ex
You know I'm a bit of an asshole. No really, I am. But I've never pissed
off a person enough for them to stalk me. Not once has anyone tried to
frame me for a crime, or any of the other things you claim have happened
to you.
Then again, I've never interfered with someone else's love life. That
was dumb.
> I prefer to keep as low a profile online as possible,
Then why was Kynes able to find all this information? It's not like he's
some master hacker.
> I must assume that Ian has been made aware of these facts, recently
> shared with another ASVS denizen
Nope, I got the same message as him and it had no details. I could post
it here if you want and Dalton says it's ok.
> . . . so, being the champion of honor and nobility that Ian is, he's
> decided to offer the madman one-stop shopping for all his stalking needs
> (even with some erroneous conclusions), so that the madman need not even
> bother trying to figure out where I work or my phone numbers, things
> which have eluded him thus far.
Only if he finds the site and if he can't figure out where you work then
there's no chance of that.
> So yes, ladies and gentlemen . . . Ian has reached a new low.
No, I'm pretty sure he did this before. IIRC, some guy who ran a Web
Business who kept trolling here. Or was that Wayne?
> This has gone beyond Trek versus Wars . . . this isn't "I don't like
> you". He's actually attempting to get me killed, fired, or at the very
> least harassed to a far greater extent.
You are attributing motivations to actions. You are unable to accurately
do that in almost all situations, and this situation is no exception.
> If you don't, and if I should learn that your site has contributed in
> any way to any act against myself or my family, I will find you. This
> is not a threat.
Uh, yes it is. It may not be an idle threat, but it is a threat.
> You want me gone from ASVS? Fine, I'm out. You want me to concede
> all my arguments? Fine, they're all conceded. If this is what it
> has takes for you to win, then I don't care to argue with you anyway.
Oh yeah, like you were winning before. This is just a convenient excuse.
And imaginative excuse, I'll give you that, but an excuse nonetheless.
C.S.Strowbridge
C.S.Strowbridge
<SNIP! the Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant smackdown!>
OH MY GOD! I just realized that G2K is Transcend and this Mad Man is his
Fibromyalgia.
BTW, while Christmas shopping I found a book on Fibromyalgia and I was
so tempted to buy it for Transcend. I would have if I hadn't overspent
by $100 that day alone.
C.S.Strowbridge
rob.wn5
"C.S.Strowbridge" <csstro...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:3C2E2E41...@shaw.ca...
> "rob.wn5" wrote:
>
> <SNIP! the Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant smackdown!>
>
> OH MY GOD! I just realized that G2K is Transcend and this Mad Man is his
> Fibromyalgia.
The similarity between the trolls was so close, all I could hear was John
McClane "How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?"
What is it with the number of "Wahhh, pity me" trolls that I run into.
:-)
>
> BTW, while Christmas shopping I found a book on Fibromyalgia and I was
> so tempted to buy it for Transcend. I would have if I hadn't overspent
> by $100 that day alone.
Thats some good spending, which reminds me. Wouldn't you need to know where
Jane Goodall lived to send the queen of the cats her book (which doubtless
she would bitch about being wrong because her mum said so) :-).
Trannie and Guano /both/ were absolutely fanatical about no one finding out
where they lived. Of course Transexual even kept it's name secret, why?
Maybe if e knew it's true name we would have had power over it?
:-)
Rob Wilson
yippee kii ay motherfucker
>
> C.S.Strowbridge
C.S.Strowbridge
> Just a note, G2K: it took me, ME, ten minutes to find ALL your contact
> information online. If this guy is so wealthy, I'm sure he could afford
> to hire a second-rate hacker who knew how to search the online White
> Pages and USM's website.
So much for caution and keeping a low profile.
C.S.Strowbridge
C.S.Strowbridge
> You're a moron. Amy idiot can look you up in a phone book or at school.
Hey! Amy is not an idiot. Stop caller me, I mean her, that.
A.S.Strowbridge
rob.wn5
You do realise there's a silent bearded bloke out there pining after you.
:-0
Rob Wilson
Dalton
Hah!
--
Rob "Roby" Dalton
http://daltonator.net
"If there's anything on Usenet that makes us seem normal I want it
captured and shot immediately." ---C.S.Strowbridge
Lurker
>
> "C.S.Stonybridge" wrote in message
>
> > Matthew Hyped wrote:
> >
> > > You're a moron. Amy idiot can look you up in a phone book or at school.
> >
> > Hey! Amy is not an idiot. Stop caller me, I mean her, that.
> >
> > A.S.Strowbridge
>
> You do realise there's a silent bearded bloke out there pining after you.
> :-0
But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to
show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know
that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spend every day since then chasing Amy. So to
speak.
---
I'm stuck in this pit; working for less than slave wages, working on my
day off. The goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every
backwards-arsed fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my
ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy and my present
girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks!.... My lifes in the shitter right now and
if you don't mind I'd like to stew a bit.
- Dante Hicks
rob.wn5
"Lurker" <lee.a...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> "rob.wn5" wrote in message
> >
> > "C.S.Stonybridge" wrote in message
> >
> > > Matthew Hyped wrote:
> > >
> > > > You're a moron. Amy idiot can look you up in a phone book or at
school.
> > >
> > > Hey! Amy is not an idiot. Stop caller me, I mean her, that.
> > >
> > > A.S.Strowbridge
> >
> > You do realise there's a silent bearded bloke out there pining after
you.
> > :-0
>
> But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on.
And all I had to
> show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was
the girl. I know
> that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spend every day since then
chasing Amy. So to
> speak.
About time you showed up.
Rob Wilson
Lurker
>
> "Lurker" wrote in message
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> > "rob.wn5" wrote in message
> > >
> > > "C.S.Stonybridge" wrote in message
> > >
> > > > Matthew Hyped wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > You're a moron. Amy idiot can look you up in a phone book or at
> school.
> > > >
> > > > Hey! Amy is not an idiot. Stop caller me, I mean her, that.
> > > >
> > > > A.S.Strowbridge
> > >
> > > You do realise there's a silent bearded bloke out there pining after
> you.
> > > :-0
> >
> > But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on.
> > And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave
> > way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her
> > away. So I've spend every day since then chasing Amy. So to speak.
>
> About time you showed up.
Just catching up, seem to be an unusually large number of posts for some reason!
rob.wn5
> "rob.wn5" wrote in message
> >
> > "Lurker" wrote in message
> >
> > > "rob.wn5" wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > "C.S.Stonybridge" wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > > Matthew Hyped wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > You're a moron. Amy idiot can look you up in a phone book or at
> > school.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey! Amy is not an idiot. Stop caller me, I mean her, that.
> > > > >
> > > > > A.S.Strowbridge
> > > >
> > > > You do realise there's a silent bearded bloke out there pining
after
> > you.
> > > > :-0
> > >
> > > But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved
on.
> > > And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave
> > > way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her
> > > away. So I've spend every day since then chasing Amy. So to speak.
> >
> > About time you showed up.
>
> Just catching up, seem to be an unusually large number of posts for some
reason!
I know, damn that Austin Sweevo and his huge number of trivial posts, he's
drowning out the rest of us.
:-)
Rob Wilson
sorry john
:-)
Cmdrwilkens
> "rob.wn5" wrote in message
> >
> > "Lurker" wrote in message
> >
> > > "rob.wn5" wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > "C.S.Stonybridge" wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > > Matthew Hyped wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > You're a moron. Amy idiot can look you up in a phone book or at
> > school.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey! Amy is not an idiot. Stop caller me, I mean her, that.
> > > > >
> > > > > A.S.Strowbridge
> > > >
> > > > You do realise there's a silent bearded bloke out there pining after
> > you.
> > > > :-0
> > >
> > > But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved
on.
> > > And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave
> > > way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her
> > > away. So I've spend every day since then chasing Amy. So to speak.
> >
> > About time you showed up.
>
> Just catching up, seem to be an unusually large number of posts for some
reason!
>
That trouble maker Wilson is back again stirring up no good in the
Shire..he's been officially labeled a disturber of the peace 'round here.
--
Lcpl Burnett, G.R
USMCR
Bridge Company A, 6th EngnrSptBN, 4th FSSG
"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
-Unknown
Cmdrwilkens
news:YS8tPE1P7W5aeC...@4ax.com...
> http://galactec.com/kynes/rsa.html
>
> Recently, I remembered that Guardian2000 has an obsessive thing about his
> privacy; some story about some stalker or whatever. Anyway, I had a few
spare
> minutes, so I decided to collect a bunch of information about him -- all
legally
> -- and post it in one handy location.
>
> Come one! Come all! Oh, and will someone please reply to this message,
quoting
> in its entirety, so Guardian can see and post his comments? :)
You know it recently occured to me that if Scott was half as clever as he
thinks he is then he would be building and publishing an Ian Samuels website
in response to this but alas he is as stupid and dim witted as we thought
and we are spared what might have been interesting debate from him forever.
rob.wn5
"Cmdrwilkens" <cmdrw...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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But I sooo want to see Elves Mr Greg, Please?
Robwise Wilson
:-)
Cmdrwilkens
>
> "Cmdrwilkens" <cmdrw...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:rrxX7.36031$fo.10...@news1.rdc1.md.home.com...
> > "Lurker" <lee.a...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:ecuX7.11732$Zg2.6...@news11-gui.server.ntli.net...
> > > Just catching up, seem to be an unusually large number of posts for
> some
> > reason!
> > >
> >
> > That trouble maker Wilson is back again stirring up no good in the
> > Shire..he's been officially labeled a disturber of the peace 'round
here.
>
> But I sooo want to see Elves Mr Greg, Please?
>
We Burnetteses were well thought of until you came here stirring up trouble
Wilson, never went on any adventures nor did anything unexpected.
C.S.Strowbridge
>
> "C.S.Strowbridge" wrote:
> > <SNIP! the Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant smackdown!>
> >
> > OH MY GOD! I just realized that G2K is Transcend and this Mad Man is
> > his Fibromyalgia.
>
> The similarity between the trolls was so close, all I could hear was
> John McClane "How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?"
>
> What is it with the number of "Wahhh, pity me" trolls that I run into.
I know. Coming to ASVS for sympathy is like going to Kynes for etiquette
lessons. Or Dalton for diet tips. Or me to learn to be more humble.
> > BTW, while Christmas shopping I found a book on Fibromyalgia and I was
> > so tempted to buy it for Transcend. I would have if I hadn't overspent
> > by $100 that day alone.
>
> Thats some good spending, which reminds me. Wouldn't you need to know
> where Jane Goodall lived to send the queen of the cats her book (which
> doubtless she would bitch about being wrong because her mum said so)
That's true. Besides, I wouldn't spend money on Transcend unless it was
to spay and neuter him.
> Trannie and Guano /both/ were absolutely fanatical about no one finding
> out where they lived. Of course Transexual even kept it's name secret,
> why? Maybe if e knew it's true name we would have had power over it?
I wouldn't be surprised if he really believed that.
C.S.Strowbridge
Kynes
>> So yes, ladies and gentlemen . . . Ian has reached a new low.
>
>Bravo Ian, we knew if you stretched yourself you could do it. Where are all
>the naysayers now? Remember you can only achieve true evil through hard
>work and plenty of gloating (and cackling obviously)
>:-)
Well, I have to say, I've surprised even me this time. Every time I think I
can't do any better. "Nah," I say, "that time when Boyd said 'Congratulations
Kynes, you've won,' and then left for like, a week... that was the coolest it'll
ever get."
But no! I just ... keep ... topping myself!
>> This has
>> gone beyond Trek versus Wars . . . this isn't "I don't like you".
>
>I'll think you'll find it is.
>:-)
LOL.
Yeah, I wish I had a more sinister motive. But it's pretty much, "Hey Scoot!
You're a dickhead, now watch me use a phonebook to ruin you! Muahaha!"
>> If you don't, and if I should learn that your site has contributed in any
>> way to any act against myself or my family, I will find you. This is
>not
>> a threat.
>
>That's nice, I'd hate to think you were threatening a friend of mine. I'd
>hate that a lot.
>
>Don't worry, that wasn't a threat either.
As a purely third-party observer in this non-threatening conversation, I would
note that if threats were being made, which they clearly are not, my money would
be on the non-threat from the British soldier guy. Not to say that the
non-threats from the phone tech in Mississippi aren't non-threatening; they
aren't. I'm just sayin'.
Matthew Hyde
>
> "rob.wn5" wrote:
> >
> > "C.S.Strowbridge" wrote:
>
> > > <SNIP! the Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant smackdown!>
> > >
> > > OH MY GOD! I just realized that G2K is Transcend and this Mad Man is
> > > his Fibromyalgia.
> >
> > The similarity between the trolls was so close, all I could hear was
> > John McClane "How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?"
> >
> > What is it with the number of "Wahhh, pity me" trolls that I run into.
>
> I know. Coming to ASVS for sympathy is like going to Kynes for etiquette
> lessons. Or Dalton for diet tips. Or me to learn to be more humble.
>
> > > BTW, while Christmas shopping I found a book on Fibromyalgia and I was
> > > so tempted to buy it for Transcend. I would have if I hadn't overspent
> > > by $100 that day alone.
> >
> > Thats some good spending, which reminds me. Wouldn't you need to know
> > where Jane Goodall lived to send the queen of the cats her book (which
> > doubtless she would bitch about being wrong because her mum said so)
>
> That's true. Besides, I wouldn't spend money on Transcend unless it was
> to spay and neuter him.
>
Are you sure that's necessary? I'm thinkin Hedwig and the Angry Inch
here.
--
Matt Hyde
MTU Math Sciences
Houghton, MI 49931
Matthew Hyde
You smooth talker you. Search and destroy, you suave and debonair
fighter pilot Kynes!
Chuck, Lord of the Dance
"Guardian 2000" <usm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Ian . . . remove the site.
>
> If you don't, and if I should learn that your site has contributed in any
> way to any act against myself or my family, I will find you. This is
not
> a threat.
Guys, I'm sorry, but I just can't get past this whole section; it's just too
bizarre.
First we have the part where the site would "contribute..to any act against
myself." How would he learn this exactly? Would the crazy rich guy tell
him like some Bond villain?
Goldfinger: At last I have you in my clutches Mr. Anderson. I never would
have tracked you down were it not for that website.
Scooter: Do you expect me to stop seeing her, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Anderson, I expect you to die.
Second is the "If you don't... I will find you" with the little tag on "This
is not a threat." So what is it then? Is Scooter going to find Ian, walk
up and tap him on the shoulder and say "Tag, you're it!"? I mean, what
motivation does Ian get to take down the site from "I will find you" if he's
being told that it isn't a threat? Is it that Ian should be afraid of the
nerditude rubbing off? Or will Scooter just sit across the street from
Ian's house all hours of the day with a bullhorn reading from the Tech
Manual in the hopes of making him capitulate? Seriously though, what kind
of motivation is it if you say "Do what I want or else.... I won't do
anything that will really have any impact on you. That'll learn ya." But,
of course, we all can see through this facade, that it is a threat, just a
very poorly disguised one. Probably enough to keep from losing his ISP
over, not that that matters really.
You know, having known Ian for, oh, getting close to three years now, I'm
willing to wager that if you'd e-mailed him, asked politely, and explained
the situation to him, he probably would have considered it. In contrast, I
know that this posturing will strengthen his resolve. You've made mistakes,
ones which might wind up fatal if your farfetched scenario is in fact
accurate. Going out of your way to antagonize people is hardly keeping a
low profile. Making a webpage about yourself is not keeping a low profile.
Alienating an entire newsgroup and thereby ensuring that almost no one will
come to your defense is a mistake. And finally, well, I hate to bring up
the boy who cried wolf, but that's the problem here. In short, you're
either lying or you've made some damn foolish decisions for someone trying
to evade detection by someone with resources.
One final thought: Threats on Usenet are the last refuge of the
slow-witted.