[Sith War 2002] The Littlest Clone
C'Pi
order.
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C'Pi, his sidekick Nesha, and Former Heavy Weight Boxing Champion of the
World George Foreman make their way to the Porkinite spaceship Cheeseburger
With Fries.
"A Hibachi? There's a Sith War going on and I've got to find Jade a
Hibachi. This sucks!" C'Pi says as he kicks an empty can of Vanilla Coke
lying on the ground.
"Could be worse. You could be getting eaten by razor raccoons," offered
Nesha.
George Foreman responds with a gleam of food in his eye. "No, you two don't
get it. This isn't any ordinary Hibachi we're after. This Hibachi holds a
great and infinite power. With it we will be able to cook hamburgers and
hot dogs, barbequed pork ribs and charbroiled steaks all to perfection. Why
in the hands of a master barbequer such as myself using the infinite power
of this grill, the Porkinites bellies will always be full and derive great
power from the food they eat. All this from a mysterious and unassuming
little power droid named..."
"C'Pi! Yo, C'Pi, over here," came an interrupting shout from Jade. "Before
you go, I've got a surprise to give you."
"Oh crap." C'Pi whispered under his breath remembering the last surprise
Jade had given him. He was still finding bits of steel wool imbedded in his
ass from that one.
"I have another companion for you to take on your journey."
"Who is it this time? Mike Tyson? Well forget it."
"No, it's...TADAAA!" Shouts Jade as it takes a step to the side.
"Uhhh...I don't see anything."
"Huh? Oh sorry. TADAAA!" Jade shouts as it takes two more steps to the
side revealing an identical clone of C'Pi, only much smaller.
"I...I can't believe it. It looks just like me...only two feet tall. Why
he even has his very own Penis Gourd 9000. It's simply magnificent, Jade.
He shall be my loyal companion and accompany me on all my journeys," gushed
C'Pi. "I shall call him...MiniPi."
"Come here little fella and give me a hug." C'Pi says as he bends down arms
out stretched.
MiniPi, slightly tentative, slips around Jade and goes over to C'Pi. Just
as C'Pi gets ready to embrace his new partner MiniPi gives a mighty swing
with his Penis Gourd 9000 and smacks C'Pi in the side of the head, who falls
in a lump to the ground.
"Owww!! Son of a bitch that hurt!" But that pain was quickly forgotten when
a tiny foot began to repeatedly strike C'Pi's genitals.
"Now hold on there little fella. You need to stop kicking this man in the
balls," George Foreman says as he picks up MiniPi who continues to thrash
in his hands trying to get at C'Pi.
C'Pi slowly getting to his feet clutching his privates says, "Why you little
piece of sh..."
"So long, C'Pi. Gotta go plan an assault on a Death Star. Enjoy your little
clone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Jade, you get back here!! This thing is going back to the cloning lab. I
don't want it around me."
"HAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaaaa..."
"JADE!!"
In the mean time MiniPi has stopped struggling. He was starting to look a
little strange though.
"What's wrong with it?" C'Pi asked. "His face looks all strained and red.
I think it's going to pop or something."
"Oh...oh no!" says George as he stretches his arms out as far as he can.
But with MiniPi's ass pointed directly at his face there was little he could
do...
*PPPPPPHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTT*
"Oh, my gawd!! The horror!" George says as he drops MiniPi and clutches
his nose. "I...I felt that!"
"Aw...awww...you little f***er. That's it. I finished with you," C'Pi
states as he draws his blaster.
"NO!! You will not harm this adorable little creature." Interrupts Nesha
as she places herself in front of MiniPi, who is snarling at C'Pi.
"Nesha! It's an abomination. It must die."
"Can't you see he just needs some love and attention?" Says Nesha as she
embraces MiniPi, who hugs her back and smiles. "Now come on C'Pi. Why
don't you try to be friends."
"Well, I don't know," says C'Pi still feeling the pain in his nuts. "I
guess..."
*WHACK*
And down goes C'Pi again, allowing MiniPi to get a couple more kicks into
his balls.
"That's...it...he...dies..."
"Well I don't care what you say. He's wonderful and we're keeping him,"
says Nesha as she scoops up MiniPi and heads off for the spaceship, MiniPi
making faces and rude gestures at C'Pi the whole time.
"Son, you in for one long trip," says George as grabs one of C'Pi's feet
and begins to drag him towards the waiting spaceship.
"ooooowwww..." was all C'Pi could manage as he holds on to his balls and
the stump that was all that was left of his Penis Gourd 9000.
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C'Pi
Muuurgh
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:aet01u$9o2sk$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de...
Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!! That was hilarious, I don't know why exactly, but
it made me *nudge* LOL *wink*
I here there's a Penis Gourd Expo on Thursday of next week in Thailand, you
might wanna swing by and pick up another one.
> C'Pi
>
Muuurgh
Nesha Kovalick
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In article <aet01u$9o2sk$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de>, "C'Pi"
<jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
These Sith War posts are being threaded by my newsreader in an apparently
totally random fashion, and y'know - it makes no difference.
I'm a little bitter than Vanilla Coke has made it to Taiwan before it has
gotten to my Giant Eagle, though.
Nesha
-who could use a couple of clones of herself these days
>
C'Pi
"Nesha Kovalick" <ne...@mail.cboss.com> wrote in message
news:10247464...@unix.cboss.com...
>
>
>
> These Sith War posts are being threaded by my newsreader in an apparently
> totally random fashion, and y'know - it makes no difference.
>
> I'm a little bitter than Vanilla Coke has made it to Taiwan before it has
> gotten to my Giant Eagle, though.
Well to tell the truth, it's not here either. I've just heard about it.
Plus I thought it would make more sense than saying a can of Hei Song
Sarsaparilla.
> Nesha
> -who could use a couple of clones of herself these days
>
Mini or extra large? I can see it now. The 60ft Nesha clone.
C'Pi
Nesha Kovalick
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In article <af1v3f$b2u5j$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de>, "C'Pi"
<jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Both. The really big one can do all the yardwork and the little one can do
medical stuff and clean out all that fuzzy gunk that's accumulated under the
beds. Then I could have time to keep up with RASSM and take the kids
swimming before Hoth freezes over again.
> C'Pi
>
>
Nesha