[Sith War 2002] Plans upon plans
Peter Hanely
as likely converts, and was arguing the virtues of logical thought,
sanitation, and moderation in the dining hall. The lecture paused as a
higher ranking fanatic, marked by his groteskly obese belly, approached.
"What you doing talkingso much? Eat, Eat!"
Robo-C'Pi chose that moment to release the building pressure in his
bio-reactor stomache. BWAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!, it drowned out the murmer
across the hall. A moment of silence. Fanatics in a 3 meter radius
passed out from the gas. A roar of applause.
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Robo-Alice continued her search for pokemon. A quick stop at a print
shop had supplied a stack of posters.
Have you seen us?
<picture of target pokemon>
<# of Robo-Alices cell phone>
These she was now posting in every restaurant and food court in RASSM.
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Not one but 2 death stars near RASSM, R5-P1 noted. Time to come out
with its own mega weapon attack. According to its psycology program,
death stars were more than weapon platforms. They were terror devices.
Perception more than substance. And for that size was key. A
dodecahedron nearly 1000km across, it had size to spare. So what if it
was really a hollow shell. It looked solid enough.
As for weapons, R5-P1s copy of the Jedi Hackers tech database had no
superlasers. It did cover oversized ion cannons. Not much good for raw
destruction, but it had little interest in blowing RASSM up. It wanted
control.
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The Jedi Hacker read through his shelf of Scientific Americal back
issues, always a source of inspiration. "triggered lighting," he
muttered to himself, "that could be usefull." Off to his hobby workshop
he ran.
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Up on the roof of Chateau des Ordinateurs a balloon was inflated and
released. Driven by small fans it flew towards the Hall of Ham, gaining
altitude as it went. Soon enough it was in position, nearly 2 km above
the target. A small spool dropped, unwinding a thin wire trail behind
it. Lightning struck.
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Summary:
- Robo-C'Pi is gathering fans.
- Robo-Alice is posting fliers looking for pokemon.
- R5-P1 is bringing yet another deathstar into the war.
- the hall of ham is struck by lightning.
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The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."