[Sith War 9] Until SWX...
Rainbow Heron
trying a new style here...
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The Pokemon were distruaght. Everything had happened so fast and they
didn't have time to put their full plans into gear. Seanpuff, Ianpuff,
Hamillpuff, Ewanpuff, Hot ROddish, and PeterPika were all locked into
their Pokeballs and were drifitng inside the Jump-DMC on a one-way
trip home.
Angry and sad vocal exchanges went between the Pokeballs as the
younger ones cried and the older ones tried desperately to figure out
who was reponsible for incorrectly installing the electric amplifier.
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Without the 6 Highest-Ranking Pokemon around, the chain of command
fell to Jedichu.
Jedichu hadn't made it onboard the Jump-DMC and was handing out orders
right and left as the extra volunteer Pokemon Alice had brought from
their ranch back home battled the small droid army of The Jedi Hacker.
How he'd managed to get this many back from the IRS was beyond them-
he must have a bigger influence than they'd thought.
What mattered was not that Hacker had gotten some of his army back,
but that he had made the mistake of sending only a single probe to
search for them on this planet. Because the majority had been
underground, Hacker had never known they were there. Jedichu wished he
hadn't volunteered for guard duty, and would now have to take care to
keep a lower profile from now on.
With The Jedi Hacker's ships already turning to exit the system, and
with his only eye to the planet gone, he never saw the grand army of
Pokemon that overwhelmed the droid army. All sorts and level of
Pokemon participated in the fray- most of which were of the kinds that
Hacker had never seen before (and still hadn't).
But no sooner had the battle been won, then their cries of victory
turn to those of fear and confusion. The Jump-DMC hadn't returned and
there was no word from any who had been on board.
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Alice knew they'd been captured, but she didn't know what had become
of her Pokemon. She knew PeterPika and Hot ROddish especially would be
scared after all of this.
She was extraordinarily groggy and in immense pain. The last thing she
remembered was being hit in the face and having a needle stuck in her
arm. Frantically, she tried to remember the procedures in captive
situations the bosses had taught her years ago, but no sooner had she
opened her eyes, than Jedichu attcked her.
The pain was intense, but it wasn't like she hadn't been attacked by a
Pikachu before. What confused her was why it was *Jedichu*! It didn't
make any sense! Confusion and pain clouded her mind as PeterPika
attacked her from behind. For some reason, her Force abilities didn't
seem to ease the pain, nor did her pleas stop the onslaught.
Just when she thought she would die, the four Jigglypuffs appeared and
began to sing a N'Sync song. This baffled her. Surely her Jigglypuffs
couldn't have gone to the other side?! The illogic of it all was
overwhelming, and her heart broke to hear the 'Puffs sing the songs of
their enemies and give her dirty looks. Even Seanpuff, whom she'd
raised from Igglybuffhood gave her a look a hateful look.
Confusion, heartache, pain...all consuming and all overwhelming. After
the 'Puffs had finished singing boy-band style, they all slapped her
upside the head several times and disappeared into the blackness. She
dropped to her knees and called after them for several minutes until
something sharp sliced her arm.
She turned around to see Hot ROddish at the wheel of the Jump-DMC. The
car was pointed directly at her and it was obvious that the little
Oddish was intent on running her over. Alice began to run for her
life. She could hear the screeching of the car behind her, and felt
the pain of the razor leaf attacks all over her.
With all her heart, she couldn't understand why her Pokemon had turned
against her, and with all her mind, the confusion, pain and fear ran
rampant. At last, the Jigglypuff reappeared and the Jump-DMC stopped
within millimeters of her. Then all at once, the 'Puffs sang a sleep
attack as Hot ROddish gave her a dose of stun spores and then an extra
dose of sleep powder.
She was knocked out for goodness knows how long. When she awoke again,
all 7 of the Pokemon were staring down at her. All at once, they gave
her a royal pounding. The last thing she heard was the engine of the
Jump-DMC as it came closer and closer...
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Alice didn't know if the Jump-DMC had hit her or not, or if she had
blacked out again, or even how long the whole thing had lasted, but
finally a door opened and light spilled into the blackness.
Exhausted, mind to clouded to think and body in too much pain to move,
Alice finally managed to open her eyes too see The Jedi Hacker
standing there, holding out a cup of hot chocolate. Too saddened and
confused for rational thought, she found herself being helped out of
the black room and into a comfortable chair.
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Somewhere back at DJ Headquarters, the blip on the screen that was the
homing beacon on the Jump-DMC showed that it was in the docking bay of
a larger ship and was headed towards the edge of Usenet space.
"Found a nice large ship for us to study eh?"
"Must be going home for supplies."
"So why isn't she with the ship?"
"Remote control. See it's beeping."
"Ah, good. I guess she can handle it after all. So what about
sector..."
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SUMMARY:
-the major 6 Pokemon and the Jump-DMC are on their way to the edge of
Usenet
-Jedichu and the Pokemon army are still on their Usenet planet and
wondering what happened to Alice
-Alice went thru hell and can't figure out why but she's too wiped out
to do anything about it...and yes the "pain & fear chip" seems to be
working so far
-the guys at the DJ HQ think Alice is just doing her job and have no
idea anything's wrong so they won't be doing anything
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Just so you know Hacker, if you're gonna use this storyline- you may
*not* have Alice kiss or sleep with you.
Just trying to avoid another fiasco.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig is already planning for SWX)
Now let's see if the newsservers will pick this 'un up.
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Who needs kids when you've got Pokémon?!
Peter Hanely
> trying a new style here...
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> SUMMARY:
>
> -the major 6 Pokemon and the Jump-DMC are on their way to the edge of
> Usenet
> -Jedichu and the Pokemon army are still on their Usenet planet and
> wondering what happened to Alice
> -Alice went thru hell and can't figure out why but she's too wiped out
> to do anything about it...and yes the "pain & fear chip" seems to be
> working so far
> -the guys at the DJ HQ think Alice is just doing her job and have no
> idea anything's wrong so they won't be doing anything
> ============
>
> Just so you know Hacker, if you're gonna use this storyline- you may
> *not* have Alice kiss or sleep with you.
>
> Just trying to avoid another fiasco.
>
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig is already planning for SWX)
>
Would a gentleman manipulate a pretty girl into bed with him?
As in my last SW post, I'm willing to let the war end here.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."
Darth Gumby
>trying a new style here...
It worked!
>Just when she thought she would die, the four Jigglypuffs appeared and
>began to sing a N'Sync song. This baffled her. Surely her Jigglypuffs
>couldn't have gone to the other side?! The illogic of it all was
>overwhelming, and her heart broke to hear the 'Puffs sing the songs of
>their enemies and give her dirty looks. Even Seanpuff, whom she'd
>raised from Igglybuffhood gave her a look a hateful look.
GAH! NOOOOOOOO!
That was sad and scary, the 'Puffs are good actors. Hot ROddish too, that scene
was tense.
*applauds*
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig is already planning for SWX)
>
>Now let's see if the newsservers will pick this 'un up.
It did!
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>Who needs kids when you've got Pokémon?!
Gumby
--
"I think my brain hurts"
-- Prof. C.H. Gumby, from I, Gumby