[Sith War 2002] I don't know, what do you want to do?
C'Pi
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In the Hall of Ham Jade, Muuurgh, Nesha and C'Pi play poker.
"I'll see your Twinkie and raise you a pack of beef jerky," says C'Pi as he
throws the jerky onto the middle of the table.
"That's not teriyaki flavor is it?" asks Muuurgh.
"No, it's peppered Ewok," replies C'Pi. "Say, isn't there a Sith War we
should be doing something about?"
"Alright then. I'll see your jerky and raise you a dozen Krispy Kreme
doughnuts," says Muuurgh as he places the doughnuts onto the pile of food.
"Yea, I guess you're right. We've got Gonkers or Gonkies or whatever
blowing up our headquarters, razor raccoons attacking, our very own space
station armed with a Porkanus being built in order to wreck mayhem on RASSM
planet, and to top it all off thousands and thousands of C'Pi clones being
grown and armed with Penis Gourd 9000s."
"A dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts? That's too rich for my blood," says Nesha
as she throws her cards on the table. "And let's not forget about Gumby.
We can only hope the 5000 C'Pi clones we sent it have been able to help it
on its mission."
"You'd think we'd have better things to do around here than play cards,"
responds Muuurgh as he looks over to Jade. "So Jade, are you in or are you
out?"
"gggrrrrrrrrrr..."
"Uh oh! That vein is throbbing on the Archons forehead."
*CRASH*
"SHUT UP!!" Yells Jade as it kicks the table and sends all the food across
the room. "Let's play cards, I say. Let's forget about the Sith War for
awhile, I say. But nooooo. You all have to go on yakking and yakking about
it. Fine, if it's a Sith War you all want to fight then it's a Sith War
you're going to fight. Muuurgh, you get this space station built and make
sure the Porkanus is fully operational. Take however many C'Pi clones you
need to get the job done."
"Awwww...C'Pi clones. Couldn't I have my own clone? Or maybe my own army
of Britney Spears clones?"
"NO! Now get moving."
"C'Pi and Nesha, I've got a special mission for you two. You will bring me
a Hibachi."
"What?"
"This isn't just any Hibachi. All will be made clear later. Now before you
go, I want you to meet your partner in this mission. GEORGE!!"
"Who the hell is..."
"Hi, I'm George Foreman, and I love to eat." says George Foreman as he goes
for the box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts."
"Jade, what are you doing to me? What is this all about? How the hell is
baldy here going to help us get a Hibachi? I'm sure I can get one easily
enough at Wal-Mart."
"No, I said this is a special Hibachi, and George knows were to find it."
C'Pi didn't look convinced but let out a sigh and prepared to obey the
Archon. "And what will you be doing?"
"I've got my own plans. Now get the hell out of here," Jade yelled as it
ripped the last couple doughnuts from George's hands. "And take George with
you."
And with that the troop grumbles off to start it's mission.
"And I'll just sit here and finish off all the food you losers left," Jade
says as it sits down next to the pile of spilled food.
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Summary:
Muuurgh is building a space station armed with a Porkanus.
C'Pi and Nesha are off to find a Hibachi with the help of George Foreman.
Jade is eating.
C'Pi
The great and powerful Oink!
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> This just gets the Porkinites moving. Do not expect to find it amusing.
>
See, I didn't expect to be amused and then I was.
> ***************************
> "Awwww...C'Pi clones. Couldn't I have my own clone? Or maybe my own army
> of Britney Spears clones?"
>
> "NO! Now get moving."
LOL! I don't know why, but I found this all very hilarious.
Jade
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The Hibachi thing is good too.
Craig Stelle
"The great and powerful Oink!" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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>
> "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:aenqar$80ke5$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de...
> > This just gets the Porkinites moving. Do not expect to find it amusing.
> >
>
> See, I didn't expect to be amused and then I was.
>
> > ***************************
> > "Awwww...C'Pi clones. Couldn't I have my own clone? Or maybe my own
army
> > of Britney Spears clones?"
> >
> > "NO! Now get moving."
>
> LOL! I don't know why, but I found this all very hilarious.
>
Me too. *fart* a hahahahahaaa!!!
> Jadey Baby
> --
> The Hibachi thing is good too.
Yeah. *fart* a hahahahahaaa!!!
-Muuurgh
*fart* a hahahahahaaa!!!
C'Pi
"Craig Stelle" <ste...@phrogh.com> wrote in message
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Dang, that reminds me. I was going to put at least one fart in every Sith
War post I write. Just for Karno's sake.
C'Pi