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[Sith War 2002] When Razor Raccoons Attack

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C'Pi

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Jun 13, 2002, 6:21:29 AM6/13/02
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Sitting at the Hall of Ham banquet table, Jade gives another lesson on
Porkinite eating etiquette. Placing down a straw Jade says,

"...and that's how you eat a hot turkey sandwich without spilling any on
your shirt."

Looking up in amazement the assembled Porkinites break into thunderous
applause.

"Now show us the best way to put Cheese Whiz on a Philly cheesesteak."
offered Leto II.

"Of course. First you go to Pat's and order..........who the hell are you?"
Jade asks as it interrupts its lesson.

"Leto II."

"Oh. Well, as I was saying, you go to Pat's and......who the hell is Leto
II?"

"Me. I'm a Porkinite."

"You're a Porkinite? How come I never noticed you before?"

"I don't know. I've been here for months. I'm a loyal minion of Porkins."

"So you say. If you are a..."

aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Is heard as C'Pi runs past the doors of the banquet hall followed by a pack
of ravenous razor raccoons.

"What the hell was that?" Jades asks.

"I think it was C'Pi being chased by a million razor raccoons." replies one
of the Porkinites.

"Oh. As I was saying, if you're a Porkinite then you should know what
Porkins was eating when he..."

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

C'Pi's scream fills the room once again as he comes crashing through the
door.

"A...little help here...would be...appreciated," C'Pi blurts out between
gasps for breath.

But it was too late. The ravenous razor raccoons pounce upon C'Pi Slicing,
dicing, and ultimately devouring C'Pi before the transfixed Porkinites.

"Ew...gross." exclaims Leto II as the last bits of C'Pi are finished off.

Their mission complete, the razor raccoons let out a collective "BURP" and
run off. Mysteriously disappearing as fast as they had arrived.

"Well that's not something you see every day." Jade says.

"But...but what about C'Pi?" stammers one of the Porkinites. "Who's going
to lead us in battle? Who's going to develop powerful yet ultimately
ineffectual weapons for us."

"No need to worry, my loyal Porkinites. It's not like this is the first
time C'Pi has died. Why if things remain true to form the C'Pi should
appearing at the front door right...about.....now!"

"..........about now!"

"..........about now!"

"Hmmmm..."

************

Summary

C'Pi is dead. Again.

C'Pi


The great and powerful Oink!

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Jun 13, 2002, 8:01:13 AM6/13/02
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"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Damn you and your dying and stuff. You're going to make me have to rehash
some ridculous cloning subplot now.


Also we need James Bond style penis gourds.


Jade
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It's the next logical thing.

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