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Öjevind Lång

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Jul 2, 2003, 7:08:43 PM7/2/03
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Tar Heel, North Carolina (Reuters). As an innocent Balrog stepped out of the
local post office, it was attacked by a horde of mad, slavering,
bloodthirsty poodles. They tore their victim (which suffered in silence) to
little pieces and gobbled it up. Well may you ask why they did this horrible
deed. Apparently, the only reason for this, the piffling "motivation", was
bigotry, hatred, rabies and sheer lack of empathy. And the poor Balrog had
no wings, so it couldn't take flight and escape the canine murderers.

Öjevind


g.skinner

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Jul 3, 2003, 3:21:21 AM7/3/03
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The poodles didn't happen to be accompanied by men and women wearing red
jackets riding horses did they, 'cos they're probably from the UK now that
the government has voted to ban hunting with dogs.

Graeme


Öjevind Lång

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Jul 3, 2003, 6:08:58 AM7/3/03
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"g.skinner" <gp.sk...@NOSPAMtalk21.com> wrote:

Some eyewitnesses did report hearing shouts of "Tallyho!"

Öjevind


coyotes rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges

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Jul 3, 2003, 6:23:24 AM7/3/03
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In article <pfTMa.297$NU5...@nntpserver.swip.net>, "Öjevind Lång"
<ojevin...@swipnet.se> wrote:

does this mean madonna is moving back to the usa

Michael O'Neill

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Jul 3, 2003, 6:08:00 PM7/3/03
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Nope, but onme was called "Tony"...

M.

Jette Goldie

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Jul 3, 2003, 1:09:40 PM7/3/03
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"g.skinner" <gp.sk...@NOSPAMtalk21.com> wrote in message
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In which case they weren't poodles.


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Jette
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g.skinner

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Jul 3, 2003, 2:17:57 PM7/3/03
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> > >
> > The poodles didn't happen to be accompanied by men and women wearing red
> > jackets riding horses did they, 'cos they're probably from the UK now
that
> > the government has voted to ban hunting with dogs.
>
>
> In which case they weren't poodles.
>
>

Twas a cunning disguise for the hounds to look like poodles, but its amazing
what they can do with latex these days.

Graeme

Öjevind Lång

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Jul 3, 2003, 2:44:10 PM7/3/03
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"coyotes rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" wrote:

> In article <pfTMa.297$NU5...@nntpserver.swip.net>, "Öjevind Lång"
> <ojevin...@swipnet.se> wrote:

[snip]

> > Some eyewitnesses did report hearing shouts of "Tallyho!"
>
> does this mean madonna is moving back to the usa

Yes, and she's taking David Beckham with her.

Öjevind


Raven

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Jul 3, 2003, 5:11:52 PM7/3/03
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"Öjevind Lång" <ojevin...@swipnet.se> skrev i en meddelelse
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> Some eyewitnesses did report hearing shouts of "Tallyho!"

Then they were not eyewitnesses but earwitnesses.

Korpen.


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