[Sith Bore Meta] Credit where credit's due
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
credit for this has to go to Kim Le... who, in turn, was probably jolted
out of inaction by the relentless stupidity of Hacker and his nanohordes.
So bravo, Hacker.
Steve Tilson
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"How many more, Harry?" said Dumbledore, eyes puddling with tears. "How
many more have to be buried before your thirst for vengeance is satisfied?"
- www.pointlesswasteoftime.com
C'Pi
> This Sith War is IMHO actually turning out not to suck much. Much of
> the credit for this has to go to Kim Le... who, in turn, was probably
> jolted out of inaction by the relentless stupidity of Hacker and his
> nanohordes. So bravo, Hacker.
But what now for Kim? With the destruction of the intolerable we are merely
left with the inadequate. I don't think that is going to keep her around.
--
C'Pi
Muuurgh
"C'Pi" <as...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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If you post shes sure to hang around.
I'm about ready to make her Archon. I'd like to see Jade put that in his
pipe and smoke it. He needs a challenge these days.
Would Jade post if Jedah were here?
-Sea Cucumber
*squirt*
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> C'Pi
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C'Pi
> "C'Pi" <as...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:bnoi27$1357l6$1...@ID-111793.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> Steve...@rightbehindyou.com wrote:
>>> This Sith War is IMHO actually turning out not to suck much. Much
>>> of the credit for this has to go to Kim Le... who, in turn, was
>>> probably jolted out of inaction by the relentless stupidity of
>>> Hacker and his nanohordes. So bravo, Hacker.
>>
>> But what now for Kim? With the destruction of the intolerable we
>> are merely left with the inadequate. I don't think that is going to
>> keep her around.
>
> If you post shes sure to hang around.
Touché!
> I'm about ready to make her Archon. I'd like to see Jade put that in
> his pipe and smoke it. He needs a challenge these days.
> Would Jade post if Jedah were here?
I might even post if Jedah were here. What ever happen to that guy? It's
like he fell of the planet. Maybe he is shacken up with Mark Miller.
> -Sea Cucumber
> *squirt*
Oww...you bastard.
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C'Pi
Policrat
porkinsis...@hotmail.com wrote on 29/10/03 3:06 pm:
Okay... Jade is Archon, but is Jade Shadow of the Second Moon?
Squid Muad'dib? It has a ring to it.
Or a whole platter of 'em, shallow-fried...
> -Sea Cucumber
> *squirt*
Pol'
Kim Le
>This Sith War is IMHO actually turning out not to suck much. Much of the
>credit for this has to go to Kim Le... who, in turn, was probably jolted
>out of inaction by the relentless stupidity of Hacker and his nanohordes.
>So bravo, Hacker.
Ada, the poor mistreated android, barely existing in a heap of
makeshift droid parts, rolled up to the podium where Tilson stood
bearing the Scepter of Toilet Humor.
A shimmering fiber optic toilet brush upon a sparkling emerald handle,
it was given only to the most valiant, wittiest, snarkiest, handsome,
funniest Sith Warrior of the land. In theory. In absence of such an
incredible participant to these frequent wars, the company that had
produced the scepter had decided to put them into mass market. For 109
credits, it sure was the top of the line in toilet brush models this
year. Located on aisle 47 in the droid accessory department at your
local S-Mart. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
But for today, Tilson had taken a spare from his bathroom to give to
Ada who stood in proxy for the now absent Hacker. Ada beeped in
gratitude as the legion of Sith Warriors who had come to witness this
fine ceremony clapped politely, wishing the writer of this post would
hurry the hell up so they could get to the oyster fry.
Sith Squid came running through the assembly of Sith Warriors, pausing
for a second in front of Ada.
"The Scepter of Toilet Humor 3000 with ports for lightsaber
upgrading!"
Snatching it from Ada's claws, she waved to the crowd. "I'd like to
thank Muuurgh, for without his begging on hands and knees that my
presence was much needed in this war, I'd probably would have only
bitched at the #rassm bar that Hacker was creating yet another lame
Sith War. Thank you! Thank you! And watch out for the Tilsonian
Steve!"
Sith Squid had announced all this in quite a rush and before anyone
could raise a complaint, she had run off again with the scepter. There
was a roar in the distance, and people could have sworn they heard
something like "TILSON SMASH FUNNY TALKIN' EWOK BEAR IN PLAID SKIRT!"
The assembled crowd were looking quite perplexed at each other. Did
the squid say Tilsonian Steve was nearby? But Tilson was right there
at the podium, handing out the awards. Two Tilsons? There was only one
possible answer to this continuity gaffe. The man before them couldn't
be the *real* Tilson, that would be the lamest copout ever.
"Cool! Clone! We can kill duplicates, right?"
All one could see from above was the Tilson's hand desperately trying
to reach out for help as a swarm of Sith Warriors surrounded him. The
screams of the duplicate Tilson were drowned in the melee of the
bloodthirsty warriors, eager to finally stop standing around chatting
and get on down to some good ol' clobberin'.
-- Kim Le
summary: Tilson's losing streak lives on!
Muuurgh
"Kim Le" <squ...@moncal.sys> wrote in message
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Nice post, I'm so happy to have you around, but I can't help but ask myself
"Is this some lame attempt to start a Clone War?"
-Muuurgh
Kim Le
<porkinsis...@hotmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
>Nice post, I'm so happy to have you around, but I can't help but ask myself
>"Is this some lame attempt to start a Clone War?"
Ah... well, no. And I thought it was kind of lame that I even
mentioned clones. It's just that with Tilsonian Steve hanging around
but the actual Steve is out giving kudos to the Hacker, I couldn't
write the post I wanted unless there were two Steves. And at least
this way I could create yet another gruesome death.
Though this wasn't actually supposed to be any canon sort of post, so
much as a way to mention the only reason why I'm in this Sith War is
because you indeed asked me to join. And so the credit goes more to
you than to Hacker, I'd say.
<Sith Squid runs across the galaxy to hand the Scepter of Toilet Humor
to Muuurgh>
-- Kim Le
Muuurgh
"Kim Le" <squ...@moncal.sys> wrote in message
Thanks *brandishes beautiful blue plunger* I can use all the help I can
get.
-Mu(usually not very funny)uurgh
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> -- Kim Le