[Sith War] Return of the Six-Shooter
Muuurgh
barrel.
"I want to see."
"Shut up." Muuurgh held his hand over She'Pi's mouth "Keep quiet, the NRG
cart is on its way."
"Stay here, and wait for my signal." Muuurgh pointed at the four Porkinite
extras and let go of She'Pi. He scurried to the other side of the
cobblestone street. The cart slowly wobbled by, its inhabitants all
fondling heavy leather bound books, sloshing dark ale and singing
"Goatherd".
Muuurgh placed his hand on his holster.
"O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay"
"A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard" Jill Marie started.
"No, no, no. That's not the next verse." Pol' protested, "It's 'Men
drinking beer with the foam afloat heard'".
"Actually I think it's 'Men on a road with a load to tote heard'". Bill
Anderson cut in.
"Just start from the top, but first another round!" said the drunken Rabbi
who had been clinging to the beer barrel for most of the evening after
deciding to tag along with the NRG.
They all started "High on a hill was a lonely goatherd..."
The merry voices trailed off as the cart disappeared behind a corner. A
small, lanky, grey skinned creature hobbled along after the cart, holding
something tight in is fists as he followed the cart, though not too closely,
"My preciouussssssss...."
"Now!" Muuurgh yelled to the Porkinite extras and tackled the sad creature
and wrestled the ring from its grip.
"Noooooo... It's mine, it's my preciouusssssss." Hacker jumped up at Muuurgh
trying to get the ring from the tall feline. "We wantses It, It's my
preciousss. Give its to us!!" Hacker started to bite and claw at Muuurgh.
She'Pi stepped out from behind, took a taser and shocked Hacker into
unconsciousness.
"Here." Muuurgh handed the ring to She'Pi. "Put it on."
She'Pi put the ring on her left ring finger, it changed its form to fit
perfectly.
Muuurgh looked down to grab Hacker and put him in a burlap sack that the
extras were holding open for him. When he looked up again She'Pi was no
longer standing there. Instead Mara took She'Pi's place. "Well, we got rid
of your moustache." Muuurgh said to the new She'Pi as she turned and looked
at her reflection in a merchant's window. Feeling that her upper lip was
finally smooth and hairless she smiled deeply. "Thanks Muuurgh."
"Hey, no problem, I couldn't stand the sight of it personally." Muuurgh
gracefully responded
She'Pi glanced at him, then looked back at the window. "I've put on a few
pounds though."
"Yeah, but you're still dead sexy. Alright, lets get back to the plan."
The extra Porkinites giggled.
Muuurgh took the bag with Hacker inside and slung him over his shoulder.
They walked to the Iron Horse Pub, found a table near the back and ordered
drinks.
"I'll have a catnip tea." Muuurgh's throat felt a little dry and raspy
"You wouldn't happen to have any fresh catnip herb for my pipe would ya?
I'm running a little low."
"What sort of establishment do you think this is?" Said the waiter in an
outrageous accent "We don't serve catnip anything, you feline freak!" The
fat waiter pointed to a sign on the wall that read: NO CATS ALLOWED
Muuurgh grumbled, ready to tear the head off the rude waiter when he felt
the bag at his feet move a bit. Muuurgh smiled and kicked the bag as hard
as he could. He wasn't going to spoil this magnificent evening with a dead
waiter on his conscience. "I'm sorry" Muuurgh said to the waiter handing him
a few RASSM credits, "I'll have a stout." He motioned to the whole table
"Get us all some of your very best stout."
The waiter looked at the credits, RASSM credits were worth 5 times as much
as standard credits on this backwater planet "Very well Sir. Please forgive
me, Sir" The waiter ran off to get the round of drinks.
The bag groaned a bit, She'Pi reached down with her taser.
zzzzzzzzzzppptttttttttttttttttttttttttt
"Arhhhhhhhh!!!"
**a few hours later**
A lone figure walked into the pub and made his way to the table where the
Porkinites sat.
"I see you have my package for me." Tilson said as he looked over at She'Pi
turned Mara.
Muuurgh looked up, his sight was just beginning to double. "Package? Oh!!
The package!" Muuurgh happily kicked the bag that still lay under his feet.
"Yep, he's all yours."
Tilson, Muuurgh and the other Porkinites turned their heads toward the pub's
entrance as they heard the odd tune coming from just outside:
"Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo"
The swivel doors banged open as the NRG entered. "Bartender, we'd like to
buy a barrel of beer from y'all." Pol' requested while casting a handful of
RASSM credits on the bar.
"HOO!" shouted the NRG, as half of them fell on the floor laughing.
"Swhat a great song, you sthink we got it right?" *hiccup* asked Anderson.
"I sthink stho." Jill Marie said woosily as she fell backwards over a nearby
chair. "HOO!" she laughed.
Tilson slid in next to Muuurgh at his table, hiding his face from the
drunken party. "It doesn't look like they're missing Hacker or the Ring
very much."
"They've been like that all night." Muuurgh pulled his wide, black rimmed
hat down to shelter his face, and adjusted his Eopie fur poncho that Tilson
sat on.
"Suppose we can slip out of here unnoticed?" Muuurgh asked.
"I can, I can teleport." Tilson said haughtily.
"Hey, your not going anywhere unless you take us with you." Muuurgh pushed
Hacker further underneath the table with his feet, aimed his six-shooter at
Tilson's side. "This doesn't have to be ugly you know. There are two ways
out of this. You go with us out the back, or you teleport all of us off
this rock and back to RASSM planet."
Tilson nodded.
*****SUMMARY*****
Muuurgh steals the ring from Hacker, kidnaps him, turns She'Pi into Mara,
and leaves the next post up to Tilson. Which of the two will he choose?
*note* If you've never heard of She'Pi before you might check out [Sith War
2002] She'Pi. She's been involved in many Sith War plots.
In fact this isn't a bad idea, especially for you Pol' If you include a
bunch of characters in your posts, or any other than your main character
(you seem to have many) why don't you explain them to us, or give links to
posts so that we can learn.
Muuurgh
-Muuurgh
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