[Sith War Poll]
Muuurgh
Who is your favorite sidekick?
What was your favorite weapon?
Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
-Muuurgh
Please add questions.. I am bored and I want to answer them, Gol' dern'd it.
Muuurgh
"Muuurgh" <porkinsis...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
Hmmmm...... thats a tough one.
>
> Who is your favorite sidekick?
Barq. as long as he's wrapped in duct tape.
>
> What was your favorite weapon?
**DAWN dishwasher liquid**
"Commander!" a frightened sensor operate yelled. "They're firing Dawn
dishwasher liquid at us!"
"So?" Jade asked, sitting back in the oversized command chair.
"So it 'cuts grease out of your way'!!!!"
"Oh shit..." Jade cursed as the first strands of blue liquid began to
impact the shields.
>
> Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
Porkinites.
>
> Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
Probably dead, If there is a rebirth it will be short lived, unless of
course EIII totally rocks and we get a renewed Star Wars spirit up in this
joint.
>
> -Muuurgh
> Please add questions.. I am bored and I want to answer them, Gol' dern'd
it.
Oh crap... What is your favorite Sith war moment?
I have to say when Annoying Man became Emperor.. Muhahahahaha.
<brag>
I'm the only one to win a Sith War, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
</brag>
Dark Lord Karno Dal
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I'd have to vote for Dark Jaames C'Ewok
> Who is your favorite sidekick?
If I vote for anyone other than Chris-Doll, he'll never let me live it down.
> What was your favorite weapon?
The giant, planet destroying salad-shooter.
> Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
JTFC all the way.
> Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
Eventually there will be a rebirth.
--
May the Dark Side be with you....
Dark Lord Karno Dal
si...@lords.com
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Special Envoy to the Bith Empire: Sith War IV
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C'Pi
> Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
Jade, head honcho of the Porkinites.
> Who is your favorite sidekick?
I should say Nesha...but Barq.
> What was your favorite weapon?
The A.N.U.S.
> Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
Porkinites rules! Others drool! Well...come to think of it, the Porkinites
do a lot of drooling also.
> Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
Dead. Even if they happen again, they'll be dead.
> -Muuurgh
> Please add questions.. I am bored and I want to answer them, Gol'
> dern'd it.
Favorite Sith War?
Favorite Sith War storyline?
Favorite Sith War writer?
Dumbest thing to happen in a Sith War?
--
C'Pi
"If I were creating the world
I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.
I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Celaeno
>Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
Me
>Who is your favorite sidekick?
Me
>What was your favorite weapon?
Me
>Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
Me
>Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
There will always be me.
Sith War Goddess
--
"do not meddle in the affairs of goddesses, as being
struck by lightning often offends" - Rimrunner
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
"Muuurgh" <porkinsis...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
Ponte!
> Who is your favorite sidekick?
Walsh!
> What was your favorite weapon?
The Porn Star!
> Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
The International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts!!
> Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
THEY WILL RETURN!!
--
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@comcast.net
"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
mean, really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee
Ponte Central: http://www.geocities.com/pontecentral/
Quantum Piett: http://www.geocities.com/quantumpiett/
DCU Weblist: http://www.geocities.com/dcweblist/
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
> Muuurgh wrote:
> > Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
>
> Jade, head honcho of the Porkinites.
>
> > Who is your favorite sidekick?
>
> I should say Nesha...but Barq.
>
> > What was your favorite weapon?
>
> The A.N.U.S.
>
> > Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
>
> Porkinites rules! Others drool! Well...come to think of it, the Porkinites
> do a lot of drooling also.
>
> > Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
>
> Dead. Even if they happen again, they'll be dead.
>
> > -Muuurgh
> > Please add questions.. I am bored and I want to answer them, Gol'
> > dern'd it.
>
> Favorite Sith War?
VII (into which all subsequent Sith Wars are subsumed in my mind)...
> Favorite Sith War storyline?
Some of the early Porkinite/Jedah Muad'dib/Space Amish/Tilson/Omar/JWK/Wes stuff...
> Favorite Sith War writer?
Ah, Tom Veitch?
> Dumbest thing to happen in a Sith War?
Sith War VvVI
Sith War Pol'
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
> You will not evade me, "Muuurgh" <porkinsis...@hotmail.com>:
>
> >Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
>
> Me
>
> >Who is your favorite sidekick?
>
> Me
>
> >What was your favorite weapon?
>
> Me
>
> >Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
>
> Me
>
> >Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
>
> There will always be me.
>
>
> Sith War Goddess
You make yourself such a hostage to fortune...
[abruptly, a hailstorm of frozen nerfs falls from the sky and buries
the SWG's fuzzy-blue-ghost form up to her neck. Obviously, this isn't
going to please the girl, and to make matters worse, it's followed by
the sound of the macarena being played on the bagpipes]
"Power-plays? Moi?" asked the Man with the Golden Lightsaber.
=),
Pol'
--
Summary: the SWG is currently wading across a snow-covered plain
buried five foot deep in frozen nerfs. Things ain't looking pretty...
Celaeno
Real McEwok):
>Celaeno <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message news:<nfsgnvconmrtu9bs0...@4ax.com>...
>> Sith War Goddess
>
>You make yourself such a hostage to fortune...
>
>[abruptly, a hailstorm of frozen nerfs falls from the sky and buries
>the SWG's fuzzy-blue-ghost form up to her neck. Obviously, this isn't
>going to please the girl, and to make matters worse, it's followed by
>the sound of the macarena being played on the bagpipes]
>
>"Power-plays? Moi?" asked the Man with the Golden Lightsaber.
And then, he woke up from the dream.
Lefty Skywalker
> You will not evade me, policr...@hotmail.com (Policraticus: The
> Real McEwok):
>
>
>>Celaeno <cel...@choklit.nospam.org> wrote in message news:<nfsgnvconmrtu9bs0...@4ax.com>...
>
>
>>>Sith War Goddess
>>
>>You make yourself such a hostage to fortune...
>>
>>[abruptly, a hailstorm of frozen nerfs falls from the sky and buries
>>the SWG's fuzzy-blue-ghost form up to her neck. Obviously, this isn't
>>going to please the girl, and to make matters worse, it's followed by
>>the sound of the macarena being played on the bagpipes]
>>
>>"Power-plays? Moi?" asked the Man with the Golden Lightsaber.
>
>
> And then, he woke up from the dream.
That's no fun. Try harder.
--
Daniel O. Miller
"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the
fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true
science. Whosoever does not know it and can no longer marvel, is as good
as dead, and his eyes are dimmed." - Albert Einstein
WWYD?
(hotmail addy is a red herring; I'm at em see aych ess aye)
Celaeno
>Celaeno wrote:
>
>> You will not evade me, policr...@hotmail.com (Policraticus: The
>> Real McEwok):
>>>"Power-plays? Moi?" asked the Man with the Golden Lightsaber.
>>
>>
>> And then, he woke up from the dream.
>
>That's no fun. Try harder.
Can't be bothered.
Policrat'
cel...@choklit.nospam.org wrote on 1/10/03 5:39 pm:
> You will not evade me, Lefty Skywalker <dmil...@hotmail.com>:
>
>> Celaeno wrote:
>>
>>> You will not evade me, policr...@hotmail.com (Policraticus: The
>>> Real McEwok):
>
>>>> "Power-plays? Moi?" asked the Man with the Golden Lightsaber.
>>>
>>>
>>> And then, he woke up from the dream.
>>
>> That's no fun. Try harder.
>
> Can't be bothered.
Now we have to think for you as well?¬)
New Sith War Poll!
Is Rakelle...
a. trapped in a very large field buried under a mountain of dropped nerf?
b. just a figment of TMWTG's imagination?
> Sith War Goddess
Pol'
Muuurgh
"Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
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Hmmmm... I'll take "c."
c. Sven the Gerbil jumps out from behind a small bush with a .45 Colt and
points it at TMWTGL:
"SI "HALLO" TIL MIN LILLE VENN"
*pop*pop*pop*
"DØ!"
*pop*
"ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"
>
> > Sith War Goddess
>
> Pol'
>
-Muuurgh
Policrat'
porkinsis...@hotmail.com wrote on 2/10/03 8:06 pm:
That's cruel. Sending a small gerbil with a pistol against a Jedi armed with
a lightsaber. The only sense I can make of the dialogue is that TMWTGL
instinctively batted the bullets back into the gerbil, which managed a last
"D'oh!" before it fell over.
I didn't realise that my laugh was that manic, though...
>>> Sith War Goddess
>>
>> Pol'
>>
> -Muuurgh
Pol'
Celaeno
>
>"Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:BBA226F8.D76%policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com...
>> New Sith War Poll!
>>
>> Is Rakelle...
>>
>> a. trapped in a very large field buried under a mountain of dropped nerf?
>> b. just a figment of TMWTG's imagination?
>
>Hmmmm... I'll take "c."
>
>c. Sven the Gerbil jumps out from behind a small bush with a .45 Colt and
>points it at TMWTGL:
> "SI "HALLO" TIL MIN LILLE VENN"
> *pop*pop*pop*
> "DØ!"
> *pop*
> "ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"
*laughs hysterically*
Rakelle
--
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
Were really haiku
usher
<porkinsis...@hotmail.com> scrawled upon the wall with their
last breath:
>Name a favorite Sith War Main Character?
usher
>Who is your favorite sidekick?
VuffiRaa
>What was your favorite weapon?
sarcasm
>Who is your favorite Sith War faction?
those who weren't a faction
>Are Sith Wars dead in the water forever? Or will there be a rebirth?
If they are reborn, they need to be REALLY REALLY *GOOD*!
usher
I ain't been in any since 1998, dangit! Stop writing me in.