[Sith War 2003] Invasion
Muuurgh
against the shore. While Gumby was adjusting his hanky after cleaning out
the chaffing sand, Gumby noticed a green, tube-like pickle shaped object
slowly wiggle its way from the water. Gumby grabbed his hanky off his head
and picked up the pickle.
*squirt*
"Hey!" Gumby dropped the pickle and began to wonder just what it was he had
just held. Then Gumby started to notice other green pickle-like creatures
emerge from the waters. Lots of them. Gumby rubbed his eyes and tried to
get a better look. The waves were full of them! The beach began to writhe
with these ugly green pickles. "Gahhhhhhh!!" Gumby picked up his sandbucket
and trowel and ran screaming to the Hall of Ham.
***
Ponte, on leave from his Death Star, heard that She'Pi was hanging around
RASSM Planet so he thought he might seek her out while Drake was still
frozen in carbonite. He happened in at the local RASSM City Pub with a dire
need to relieve himself--before he continued his quest of love. He grabbed
the slightly soiled RASSM City Times from the back of the toilet and flipped
to the Classified section as he squatted down on the pub's donniker.
"Oooooooo... A Classic modified X-T319. I gotta get me one of........*poke*
"Whoa!!!!" Ponte looked down between his legs. *squirt*
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! WTF is that!?" The toilet bowl was slowly
filling with green cucumber-shaped green thingies. *squirt*
"Gaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
Ponte fell out of the bathroom stall with his pants down around his ankles.
***
Jade, C'Pi, Nesha and Muuurgh were watching Emeril Lagasse demonstrate his
mastery with cutlery as he carved a Bantha loin. "Nesha, will you please
grab me some basil." Emeril asked. "Sure hon." She grabbed the fresh bag
from the pantry.
"How about catnip? Could you maybe substitu..." Muuurgh ducked underneath
the flying cleaver *kachunk*
"Git owt of me kitchen, you blosted heirrball!!" Emeril was bright red as he
hefted another blade..
"What?! I just asked..." Muuurgh protested. Jade looked at him impatiently.
"Fine, I hate having to wear this bloody full body hair net anyhow."
Jade, Nesha and C'Pi were left drooling on the floor.
As soon as Muuurgh turned to leave.
"ARCHON!!" *thump* Gumby crashed into Muuurgh's chest. "Excuse me Gumb..."
Muuurgh said as he tried to get his hair untangled from his hair net suit.
"Jade, There's some sorta alien invasion or something. I've never seen them
before." Gumby hollered.
"Whoa!" Emeril jumped back from his sink. "Whot is dat!?"
C'Pi looked into the sink as it began to flood with green pickle slimmies.
"You think there edible?" He asked Archon.
"Uh, they look good enough to eat." Jade shrugged "Emeril?"
Jade felt something brush past her feet. "They're everywhere!" Jade looked
down and noticed that the floor too was now writhing.
Muuurgh felt something wet on his toes. "Oh look. This one likes me." The
little green cucumber nestled against his foot. "Can I keep it Jade, can I
huh? Can I?
C'Pi ran down through the hall squishing as many cucumbers as he could
underneath his feet.
*squirt*
*squirt*
*squirt*
*squish*
*squirrrt*
"Ahh!! My eye! I going to go blind!!" C'Pi screamed.
Nesha picked up a cucumber from the sink. She squeezed it and it squirted.
She touched the fluid that ejaculated and tasted it. "It's only sea water
hunny."
C'Pi kept screaming "It burns"
***
RASSM City was covered with little green cucumbers. RASSM citizens,
otherwise known as expendables or Sith Warrior fodder, ran screaming in
every direction. The sea cucumbers, which had the propensity to *squirt*
sea water every time they felt threatened, were ejaculating all over the
streets. After a few hours the streets were flooded in slimy sea water and
cucumbers.
***at this point I don't know where to go or how to write people in because
I have no idea of who is in what parallel universe, who is participating in
this war, etc.. I'm so confused. I want to say that this is possibly the
stupidest, most confusing War I've ever seen. I have a plot in mind, but it
will be made in vain. I'm ready to say "No more Sith Wars until 2004".
Cause this one is not workable.***
-Muuurgh
Is it just me, or is there no hope left.
Reality Bomb
"Muuurgh" <we...@isagirl.com> wrote in message
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Tee heee heee *Squirt*
>
> ***
>
> RASSM City was covered with little green cucumbers. RASSM citizens,
> otherwise known as expendables or Sith Warrior fodder, ran screaming in
> every direction. The sea cucumbers, which had the propensity to *squirt*
> sea water every time they felt threatened, were ejaculating all over the
> streets. After a few hours the streets were flooded in slimy sea water
and
> cucumbers.
>
> ***at this point I don't know where to go or how to write people in
because
> I have no idea of who is in what parallel universe, who is participating
in
> this war, etc.. I'm so confused. I want to say that this is possibly the
> stupidest, most confusing War I've ever seen. I have a plot in mind, but
it
> will be made in vain. I'm ready to say "No more Sith Wars until 2004".
> Cause this one is not workable.***
>
> -Muuurgh
> Is it just me, or is there no hope left.
No hope for you or no hope for the Sith War? The answer depends on the
question.
Jade
>
>
Muuurgh
"Reality Bomb" <rba...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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An answer to either question would help.
-Muuurgh
>
> Jade
>
> >
> >
>
>
Nesha
Nice use of the word "ejaculate", though.
Nesha
C'Pi
>
> -Muuurgh
> Is it just me, or is there no hope left.
DOOM!! We're all doomed!!!
--
C'Pi
'If you ain't
down with Porkins
you ain't shit'
mike3
[BEGIN JOKE]
The first word in the title of this is an ACRONYM for "static
induction thyristor", a type of semiconductor. Since this is the first
word of it, then why don't we hear of such things being used as
weapons in the actual message?
[END JOKE]
Reality Bomb
"mike3" <mike...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I'm not sure if Car and Driver is writing a review of Mike3, but I would
personally suggest that it doesn't have the handling capability or traction
of Mike2.
Jade