[Sith War 2003] Unfinished Business
Michael Ponte (The Love Machine)
"WTF?! I don't remember all this garbage being here....I'll have to ask what
the hell is going on around here..."
Ponte eased his ship into Rassm's atmosphere and landed on the outskirts of
the Rassm Woods. He exits the ship and makes his way into the city. It is
night. Ponte is breaking into the Leader's compound He slyly makes his way
past the robotic guards, and the Sean Bean clones to find the storeroom.
"Allright! Here we go!"
He attatches mini-transporter patches onto the various items. He starts with
Drake's frozen form and then attatches the mechanisms onto Drakes
belongings. He then moves to the Steve McQueen Collection....
"They stoles it from us....Filthy Sith Warriors....It's mines it is!
My....Precious."
He attatches the teleporter patches to the McQueen stuff and makes one last
look around the room. He sees a door on the far side of the room. He begins
walking to the door when he sees the Much sought after Lobot CD. He throws a
patch onto it and continues...
"Finally."
He finds that the door was not door. Neither was it ajar (I thank you). It
is really a giant safe! Ponte opens a satchel which was magically in his
hand- even though it was never mentioned before. He opens it up and withdraw
various tools to break into the safe.
"Ok..now lets attatch this laser cutter here...and the pliers
there..and....wait a minute."
Ponte reaches for the handle and finds the safe door is open.
"Of course....Sith War, should have known better."
Behind the door is a pedastal with the Rassm Family Tree on it. It includes
all of the signed contractual agreements that Drake made over the years.
Ponte opens his commlink
"Come in Sacred Infinite Order...Come in."
"Order here, how goes the mission Lord Ponte?"
"I have breached the compund and have made my way into the safe. Attatching
the transporter to the last item now...Done."
"Excellent, transporting"
The items with the chips disintigrate from the room and appear in Ponte's
Burrito ship. Ponte is about to attatch a patch to himself when he notices a
room further on down in the safe room. He walks forward and finds...A SHRINE
TO HIMSELF!
"WTF?!!! A shrine to me! What....SEAN?!!!"
Frozen in Carbonite is the still form of Ponte's sidekick and sometimes
Jester- Sean Walsh! Ponte attatches a patch to Walshie and transports him
away. He gazes around the room.
"Who would build a shrine to me and capture Walshie....?"
That answer is for another time, Ponte has finished his mission. He
transports himself back to his ship and immediately places transporter
inhibitors on the stolen items.
"Good- this should deactivate the transporter patches that the Leader place
on them...hehe. Now for Walshie!"
Ponte grabs a Mask, puts it on, and steps up to the case. He studies Sean,
and then turns to the controls on the side of the coffin. He activates a
series of switches and, after one last, hesitant look at Walsh, slides the
decarbonization lever. The case begins to emit a sound as the hard shell
covering the contours of Sean's face begins to melt away. The Pudgy Sith
Warrior watches as Sean's body is freed of its metallic coat and his
forearms and hands, previously raised in reflexive protest, drop slackly to
his side. His face muscles relax from their mask of horror. He appears quite
dead.
Ponte's ugly helmet leans close to Sean's face listening for the breath of
life. Nothing. He waits. Walsh's eyes pop open with a start and he begins
coughing. The Masked Ponte steadies the staggering newborn.
"Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite."
Sean touches his face with his hand and moans.
"Shhh. You have hibernation sickness."
"I can't see."
"You eyesight will return in time."
"Where am I?"
"Jabba's palace."
"Who are you?"
He reaches up and lifts the helmet from his head, revealing the beautiful
face of LORD MICHAEL PONTE!
"Someone who loves you."
"Leia!"
"No jackass! It's me! Ponte!"
"Oh god...put me back!"
"Oh come on!"
"No seriously! I do NOT want to be here."
"Ok enough fooling around, go relax until yuor eyesight comes back."
"Damn you..."
Sean wanders off aimlessly in the ship, not knowing exactly where the hell
he is going. Ponte turns to the ships controls and fires the engines. The
ship rises from the atmosphere. He goes around the 117th Sactuary Moon of
Rassm and there is to be found- Ponte's newly Operational- and once again
unnamed Death Star! He docks and several Beatrice Arthur clones attatch
maglifts to the items. They carry them to the overbridge, where sit the
shrouded figure of the leader of The Infinite order of the sacred
Snosberries.
"Good work Lord Ponte. This ship is yours. We will take Drake and his
belongings and depart this System."
"What will you do with him?"
"That is our concern. But first, the Family Tree please..."
Ponte hands the family tree over to the Snossberry leader. He throws it into
the air and fires a phaser blast at it. It does nothing! It drops to the
ground untouched... Ponte stares at it in disbeleif
"Wha! How..."
The snosberry leader withdraws his shroud to reveal his face- it is Gandalf
of the Flame of Anor system
"I feared this... It is the Book of Power. In it's pages, Drake has bound
all of his evil, all of his cruelty, and all of his depravity!"
"But the book MUST be Destroyed!"
"Yes...If it is not, forever will we all be bound to Drake's extended
family!"
"Even you Gandalf!"
"Yes dear Ponte...alas I am Drake's 4th cousins, uncle's fathers, sisters,
brothers, grand-daughter...."
"Damn him!"
"Yes. We must go to the council of Sith Warriors in Rassmdale. I will send
out word to all Sith Warriors to meet us there...this concerns us all! YOU
ponte are the Book-Bearer. You must take it to Rassmdale. I will meet you
along the path in the hot dog stand of Bree on 385th and Watson in Rassm
City. Wait...."
Gandalf reaches over a counter and pulls Sean Walsh out from behind it!
"Sean-wise Walshie...I might have known."
"Oh please Mr. Gandalf sir...don't do anything unnatural to me...hehe"
"Gah!"
He drops Sean on the floor. Walshie gets up and pretends to look at the two
men. Ponte stops and stares up into the sky...
<<<<<<<BREAKS 4th Wall!>>>>>>>
"He pretends to look at us?! What the hell kind of writer are you?"
Would you prefer this....
<<<<<<<Universe shift>>>>>>>>>>>>
Ponte: Hello.
Sean: Hello.
Ponte: What are you doing?
Sean: I am waiting for Godot....
Ponte: GAH!!! Allright allright!!!
<<<<<shift back>>>>>>>>>
There....
"Fine, you win!"
and for clarification- he PRETENDED to look because he is friggin blind!
"Ah- makes sense now!"
Good, now land the damn Death Star and begin your quest dammit! And you!!!!
"Me?!"
Yes you wizard man, go off to your leaders tower- there he will betray and
capture you!
"Uh...ok."
The Death Star lands, unnoticed, in the center of Rassm City and the quest
begins...God I love ruling this universe...hehe
-----------------------------
Summary (oh boy):
Ponte sneaks into the leaders compound and steals the auction items. There
he also finds a shrine to himslef and the frozen Sean Walsh.
He takes the items back to his Death Star where The Snosberry leader takes
possession of the Rassm Family tree. He tries to destroy it, but it is
invulnerabe! It is the Book of Power....
For the rest, go see Fellowship of the Ring, or if you feel ambitious, read
it. hehe
Your turns Sith Warriors..hehe
--
Long Live Salacious Crumb....
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com
President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)
Veteran of Celebration I and II
"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
mean, really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee
Visit Quantum Piett: http://www.geocities.com/quantumpiett/
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Lefty Skywalker
aren't even around to respond.
And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside from
a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot in
mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is being
actively protested. Why even bother?
Daniel O. Miller
"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the
fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true
science. Whosoever does not know it and can no longer marvel, is as good
as dead, and his eyes are dimmed." - Albert Einstein
WWYD?
Reality bomb
"Lefty Skywalker" <dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote in message
news:Pine.SOL.3.95.103013...@owens.ridgecrest.ca.us...
> I just can't stand how players keep writing attacks on other players who
> aren't even around to respond.
>
> And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside from
> a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot in
> mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is being
> actively protested. Why even bother?
>
Gicve it some time. It'll get even worse.
Jade
policrat'
when I was brought on board!
> Summary (oh boy):
>
> Ponte sneaks into the leaders compound and steals the auction items. There
> he also finds a shrine to himslef and the frozen Sean Walsh.
>
> He takes the items back to his Death Star where The Snosberry leader takes
> possession of the Rassm Family tree. He tries to destroy it, but it is
> invulnerabe! It is the Book of Power....
>
> For the rest, go see Fellowship of the Ring, or if you feel ambitious, read
> it. hehe
>
> Your turns Sith Warriors..hehe
Bravo!
> Long Live Salacious Crumb....
>
> Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
Pol'
policrat'
brought on board!
> I just can't stand how players keep writing attacks on other players who
> aren't even around to respond.
Whattaway?
> And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside from
> a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot in
> mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is being
> actively protested. Why even bother?
Because it's there?
> Daniel O. Miller
Pol'
Michael Ponte (The Love Machine)
> I just can't stand how players keep writing attacks on other players who
> aren't even around to respond.
I already told the great Drake that I was involving him....
> And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside from
> a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot in
> mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is being
> actively protested. Why even bother?
I made the villain Drake- his evil soul is like Sauron. If you don't like
it, don't read it.
>
> Daniel O. Miller
--
Long Live Salacious Crumb....
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com
President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)
Veteran of Celebration I and II
"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
mean, really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee
Visit Quantum Piett: http://www.geocities.com/quantumpiett/
And Ponte Central: http://www.geocities.com/pontecentral/
Lefty Skywalker
> Lefty Skywalker! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was
> brought on board!
>
> > And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside from
> > a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot in
> > mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is being
> > actively protested. Why even bother?
>
> Because it's there?
But it *isn't* there.
policrat'
brought on board!
> On Fri, 31 Jan 2003, policrat' wrote:
>
>> Lefty Skywalker! I should have recognized your foul stench when I was
>> brought on board!
>>
>>> And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside from
>>> a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot in
>>> mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is being
>>> actively protested. Why even bother?
>>
>> Because it's there?
>
> But it *isn't* there.
Are we talking about the same thing here?
> Daniel O. Miller
Pol'
Drake
Po wrote:
> Hrm...
>
> > I just can't stand how players keep writing attacks on other players who
> > aren't even around to respond.
>
> I already told the great Drake that I was involving him....
Yup, he did. And as soon as someone unfreezes me... or I get my ass in gear
and have one of my lackies do it, I'll enter and annoy!
>
> > And I'm really not clear on who the villian is supposed to be. Aside
from
> > a couple of small-time rivalries like this one, does anyone have a plot
in
> > mind? The Hack-boy thing got short circuited and the LotR parody is
being
> > actively protested. Why even bother?
>
> I made the villain Drake- his evil soul is like Sauron. If you don't like
> it, don't read it.
>
Hey, I'm not evil. I'm merely misunders... Ah screw it, I'm evil. But,
um, all I really know of LoTR is from the movies and the old cartoon movies.
So, I'm kinda, well, screwed. Yup, this Sith War will be fun.
>
> >
> > Daniel O. Miller
>
> --
> Long Live Salacious Crumb....
>
> Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> super...@attbi.com
>
> President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)
>
> Veteran of Celebration I and II
>
> "Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
> who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
> mean, really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee
>
> Visit Quantum Piett: http://www.geocities.com/quantumpiett/
> And Ponte Central: http://www.geocities.com/pontecentral/
> "Lefty Skywalker" <dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote in message
> news:Pine.SOL.3.95.103013...@owens.ridgecrest.ca.us...
>
>
Drake
And here I thought everyone would write me in as Gollum just to see me in a
loincloth...
Mariefritsche
<massive snip>
___
>Drake
>And here I thought everyone would write me
> in as Gollum just to see me in a loincloth...
Argh!!! My eyes, my eyes!!
I think that you would make the better Gollum. Kim is obviously the most evil.
~~jill marie
perverted doesn't neccessarily make one evil....