SITH WAR 2002: ELECTION UPDATE
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
one is left out when I kick all your asses!!!!!
Boo-YAH!!!!!!!
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Corn Flake
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
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> Hey, just to be clear, everyone that is running please post here so that
no
> one is left out when I kick all your asses!!!!!
>
I'm relatively incapable of running. The most I can muster is an awkward
lumbering.
>
> Boo-YAH!!!!!!!
>
It scares me, yet excites me.
Jade
--
Sort of like Arsenio Hall
Peter Hanely
Chuck Babbage and R5-P1, opposing candidates.
Whoever wins, I expect them to be a massive target.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Peter Hanely
> "Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
> news:Ru5d9.289253$me6.36588@sccrnsc01...
>
>>Hey, just to be clear, everyone that is running please post here so that
>
> no
>
>>one is left out when I kick all your asses!!!!!
>>
>
>
> I'm relatively incapable of running. The most I can muster is an awkward
> lumbering.
>
Maybe we should dispense with an election and just have a footrace.
Lunchbox
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I nominate Corn Flake!!
The fat one shall run!!
-Muuurgh
Don't deny it Jade, this is your density!
Sean Walsh
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no
> one is left out when I kick all your asses!!!!!
To quote the great William Daniels: "IS ANYBODY THERE?!?! DOES ANYBODY
CARE?!?!"
> Boo-YAH!!!!!!!
It's "Booyah!", mofo. :p
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Drake
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
"Drake" <daemo...@charter.net> wrote in message
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>Son, don't you mean when I beat y'all like <perverted metaphor censored>?
We all know I'm going to win because I'll give everyone exactly what they
want?
>What does everyone want?
>*steals Al Snow's shtick*
>HEADlesshorsemenwearingpinktutusanddoingtheMacerena
>It's going to come down to who can out cheat the other's ain't it?
we shall see.....
C'Pi
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
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no
> one is left out when I kick all your asses!!!!!
>
>
> Boo-YAH!!!!!!!
Dusk falls on the Hall of Ham.
(wasn't that destroyed?)
*smack*
"I wish you would get rid of that," groaned C'Pi as he looked on the
severed head of the C'Pi clone and tried to hold down the egg salad sandwich
he had for late lunch.* "Can't you at least bury it or something?"
*Late lunch comes after lunch and before afternoon tea. (Don't you hate it
when people watch other movies and just fuck up Star Wars by inserting that
stuff into the Star Wars universe?)
"No, I like it," stated Nesha as she applied yet another coat of lacquer to
the head. "We're definitely keeping it. I think it will look great over
there on the mantle."
"Yeah, C'Pi what's the big deal. It's not even your head," said Jade as it
broke open a fresh case of Ring Dings for the assembled Porkinites to chow
down.
"But it IS my head. I mean...well just look at it. It's me!!"
"Well it's kind of wrinkly and blue, so it doesn't really look exactly like
you anymore," offered Gumby as it used the C'Pi clones one fingered severed
hand to scratch it's back.
"Gumby!! What are you doing with my hand?!!"
"My back is itchy and I can't reach. This things pretty handy," said Gumby
as it began to wave the hand in C'Pi's face. "HeHe. Get it? Pretty
haannndy."
Then Muuurgh chimed in, "Hey, Gumby, pass me the hand. I need to pick my
nose."
"You guys suck." And C'Pi went to sulk in the corner.
"All right. Time to take care of some business," Jade said to the assembled
Porkintes. "As you know, RASSM is once again having an election and I of
course have been nominated."
"HOORAY!! Jade in 2002!!!" the Porkinites all cheered.
"Yes, well of course I'm going to win. Not that it matters, since if I
don't, we'll just kill whoever does win and proceed to lay waste to RASSM
Planet once again."
"HOORAY!!"
"Now the question is, what other Porkinites should we put in the election?
Why if we filled up the ballot with Porkinites we would all win in a
landside," Jade said.
Silence was the response from the Porkinites. Jade obviously hadn't thought
this all through. What if a Porkinite other than Jade actually ended up
winning? They knew their life wouldn't be worth much.
"Oh come on guys. Somebody else must want to be in the election. How about
you, Leto II?"
There came a loud SQUEAK and Leto II suddenly disappeared. And silence
prevailed.
Then Nesha offered, "How about the head?"
"The head?" Thought Jade. C'Pi's head?...the head...hmmm...Yeah! The head!
That's great."
"HOORAY!!" cheered the relieved Porkinites.
"WHAT!! ARE YOU INSANE? You can't put my clones severed head in an
election."
"What's the matter? Don't think I can beat a severed head in the election,"
said Jade as it reached around to back hand C'Pi across the noggin.
"plpht!" said C'Pi as he went back to sulk in the corner.
"HOORAY!! Jade and C'Pi's severed head in 2002!!!"
"What are we going to do with the hand," said Muuurgh as he pulled the hands
one remaining finger out of his nose.
C'Pi
Corn Flake
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I want the head to win. I can think of some GREAT campaign slogans.
"Get a head in 2002!" "Not just another talking head." "The best head on
RASSM planet!"
Jade
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*snicker*
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Peter Hanely
> Son, don't you mean when I beat y'all like <perverted metaphor
> censored>? We all know I'm going to win because I'll give everyone
> exactly what they want?
>
> What does everyone want?
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ...
>
> *steals Al Snow's shtick*
>
> HEADlesshorsemenwearingpinktutusanddoingtheMacerena
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> It's going to come down to who can out cheat the other's ain't it?
>
Cheat others or stuff the ballot box.
Corn Flake
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
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Either I'm drunk, or you're getting funnier.
Jade
--
What time is it anyway?
Peter Hanely
You're drunk.
Just recognising that every election around this crocked place resembles
the work of Chicago Democrats. Or more recently, Florida Democrats.
Corn Flake
> Corn Flake wrote:
> > "Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> > news:3D7738D2...@nospam.calweb.com...
> >
> >>Drake wrote:
> >>
> >>>Son, don't you mean when I beat y'all like <perverted metaphor
> >>>censored>? We all know I'm going to win because I'll give everyone
> >>>exactly what they want?
> >>>
> >>>What does everyone want?
> >>
> >>R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ...
> >>
> >>>*steals Al Snow's shtick*
> >>>
> >>>HEADlesshorsemenwearingpinktutusanddoingtheMacerena
> >>>
> >>>It's going to come down to who can out cheat the other's ain't it?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Cheat others or stuff the ballot box.
> >>
> >>--
> >>The Jedi Hacker
> >>"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
> >>
> >
> >
> > Either I'm drunk, or you're getting funnier.
> >
> > Jade
>
> You're drunk.
>
Hey, you're right.
> Just recognising that every election around this crocked place resembles
> the work of Chicago Democrats. Or more recently, Florida Democrats.
>
So why not reside at AFS? They're definitely less crocked.
> --
> The Jedi Hacker
> "Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
>
Please correct your spelling error. It's getting kind of sad, Peter. You've
been posting it for like two weeks.
Jade
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Just trying to Hellp.
C'Pi
"Corn Flake" <not...@bolton.com> wrote in message
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The correct spelling is a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g.
C'Pi
Lunchbox
*a flash of light blinds C'Pi shortly as a streak of blue fur comes crashing
through the window*
"I am Annoying Man!!"
C'Pi grunts at the spandex suit that Muuurgh has stretched over his groin.
"I'am Annoying Man!"
"Alright I get it. You are annoying man."
"I am Annoying Man!" Muuurgh pounces like Tigger on C'Pi's chest. "Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying."
"Stop it.! For the love of Porkins, stop it!"
"Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. "
"Jade! Get this... *owffff* ..helllp.."
"Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying.
Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying. Annoying."
-Muuurgh
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> C'Pi
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C'Pi
"Lunchbox" <FatBl...@Monkey.com> wrote in message
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ROTFLOL!!
You annoy me.
C'Pi
> -Muuurgh
> >
> > C'Pi
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peter
> "Corn Flake" <not...@bolton.com> wrote in message
> news:Y_0e9.2436$rU2....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
>
>>"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
>>news:3D775C1E...@nospam.calweb.com...
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>>>Corn Flake wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:3D7738D2...@nospam.calweb.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Drake wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Son, don't you mean when I beat y'all like <perverted metaphor
>>>>>>censored>? We all know I'm going to win because I'll give everyone
>>>>>>exactly what they want?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What does everyone want?
>>>>>
>>>>>R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>*steals Al Snow's shtick*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>HEADlesshorsemenwearingpinktutusanddoingtheMacerena
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's going to come down to who can out cheat the other's ain't it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Cheat others or stuff the ballot box.
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>The Jedi Hacker
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Jade
>>>
>>>You're drunk.
>>>
>>
>>Hey, you're right.
>>
>>
>>>Just recognising that every election around this crocked place resembles
>>>the work of Chicago Democrats. Or more recently, Florida Democrats.
>>>
>>
>>So why not reside at AFS? They're definitely less crocked.
>>
>>
>>>--
>>>The Jedi Hacker
>>
>
> You've
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>>been posting it for like two weeks.
>
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> The correct spelling is a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g.
>
> C'Pi
>
opposition into submission?
Lunchbox
I try.
-Muuurgh
I think thats the first ROTFLOL I ever recieved from you *sniff* Can I have
a hug?
Corn Flake
"Lunchbox" <FatBl...@Monkey.com> wrote in message
YOu have to do more than be funny to him for that *wink*
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> >
> > C'Pi
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> > > -Muuurgh
> > > >
> > > > C'Pi
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A HUG YOU SAY?
Jade
--
Rectum = Damn near killed em
Corn Flake
"peter" <pe...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
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That's the general idea, yes. But leadership comes through creative
annoyingnessism.
*tap dance*
Jade
--
Eat Jewish Onion Rings.
C'Pi
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> "Lunchbox" <FatBl...@Monkey.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > >
> > >
> > > You annoy me.
> >
> > I try.
> >
> > -Muuurgh
> > I think thats the first ROTFLOL I ever recieved from you *sniff* Can I
> have
> > a hug?
> >
I'm allergic to cats.
> YOu have to do more than be funny to him for that *wink*
Give me a dollar.
C'Pi
C'Pi
> > "Corn Flake" <not...@bolton.com> wrote in message
> > news:Y_0e9.2436$rU2....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> >
> >>"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> >>
> >
> > You've
> >
> >>been posting it for like two weeks.
> >
> >
> > The correct spelling is a-n-n-o-y-i-n-g.
> >
> > C'Pi
> >
> isn't that how people become powerfull around here, by annoying the
> opposition into submission?
I didn't know we had an opposition here. Is there some sort of anti-rassm
newsgroup around here?
Or maybe Bizarro RASSM.
We could have a Sith War in an alternate dimension.
C'Pi