[SITH WAR 2002] ELECTION RESULTS
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
hereby proclaim that the New President of RASSM IS:
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heh Heh.....
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James Trory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That fucked up everyone now didn't it!!!!!!!
--
Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
super...@attbi.com
Rainbow Heron
<super...@attbi.com> wrote:
>Hereye! Hereye! Under the powers delegated to me by the powers of Usenet...I
>hereby proclaim that the New President of RASSM IS:
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
...ok I really just wanted to be the first to say that after the
results were posted.
No.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig sure wasn't)
You shoulda used question marks in there too y'know.
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I'm gonna kick their asses! And then I'm gonna kick their butts!
And when I'm done kicking their donkeys and cigarettes,
I'm gonna kick THEM!
Lefty Skywalker
After all that I was sure it was going to be another nomination for
Annoying Man.
Daniel O. Miller
"Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I! I made
it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used gindrogac - highly unstable!
I put a button on it, yes? I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will
happen if I do..." - Gune
WWYD?
C'Pi
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:T6ef9.213481$kp.7...@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net...
You idiot.
C'Pi
Drake
What my mentally handicapped son Mike here said, is, sadly, true... Trory
did win.
But, you see... He isn't here. So, as Trory's son-turned-daughter, I take
his place as President.
Thank you all.
Drakette
Don't screw with me, I've got evil clones and I know how to use them.
Muuurgh
"Lefty Skywalker" <dmil...@ridgenet.net> wrote in message
news:Pine.SOL.3.95.102090...@owens.ridgecrest.ca.us...
*POUNCE*
Yes. Yes. Yes.
-Annoying Man
RASSM Senate
ObeeKris
straddling a state line:
> > super...@attbi.com
> What my mentally handicapped son Mike here said, is, sadly, true... Trory
> did win.
> But, you see... He isn't here. So, as Trory's son-turned-daughter, I take
> his place as President.
> Thank you all.
> Drakette
> Don't screw with me, I've got evil clones and I know how to use them.
You have seen what happens to clones around here, right?
ObeeKris
Drake
ObeeKris bestowed this upon the us, and was promptly arrested for indecent
exposure:
Damn, good point.
Well, I got some funner clones up my sleeves, so to speak. Now if I can
just get outta the bloody carbonite. Or not, I could take a vacation from
the Sith War and return when no one cares!
Drake
My fingers type checks that my mind can't cash.
ObeeKris
Even if you waited, you'd still be stuck in carbonite.
>Or not, I could take a vacation from the Sith War and return when no
one cares!
If anyone really cared about the Sith Wars, don't you think they'd
actually make sense sometimes? :)
> Drake
> My fingers type checks that my mind can't cash.
LOL!!!!
ObeeKris
Drake
"ObeeKris" <obee...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:22f6e2db.02091...@posting.google.com...
Okay, that settles it, you're too smart. That means you must immediately
enter the war, or, um, er... Or do something cool so we forget how much the
rest of us suck. Or something.
>
> >Or not, I could take a vacation from the Sith War and return when no
> one cares!
>
> If anyone really cared about the Sith Wars, don't you think they'd
> actually make sense sometimes? :)
Sense is overrated, unless it's sight and the Playboy or Spice channel is
on... Or taste for chocolate... Or smell for good pizza... Or hearing for
that oddly sexual grown Padme makes in AOTC... Or touch for... Wait, this
is RASSM, no one here's getting any touches... >;)
>
> > Drake
> > My fingers type checks that my mind can't cash.
>
> LOL!!!!
>
> ObeeKris
Alrighty, that ender works, I'll remember to keep it. :)
Drake
I'm less than the lowest common denominator.
ObeeKris
I have entered, sort of. Where do you think C'Pi's severed head came
from?
(Granted, they didn't quite take the thread they way I would have
expected them to.)
> > >Or not, I could take a vacation from the Sith War and return when no
> > one cares!
> > If anyone really cared about the Sith Wars, don't you think they'd
> > actually make sense sometimes? :)
> Sense is overrated, unless it's sight and the Playboy or Spice channel is
> on... Or taste for chocolate... Or smell for good pizza... Or hearing for
> that oddly sexual grown Padme makes in AOTC... Or touch for... Wait, this
> is RASSM, no one here's getting any touches... >;)
Unless they're touching themselves.
ObeeKris
Drake
Ah, jump in with both feet and bang some heads... erm... ;)
>
> > > >Or not, I could take a vacation from the Sith War and return when no
> > > one cares!
> > > If anyone really cared about the Sith Wars, don't you think they'd
> > > actually make sense sometimes? :)
> > Sense is overrated, unless it's sight and the Playboy or Spice channel
is
> > on... Or taste for chocolate... Or smell for good pizza... Or hearing
for
> > that oddly sexual grown Padme makes in AOTC... Or touch for... Wait,
this
> > is RASSM, no one here's getting any touches... >;)
>
> Unless they're touching themselves.
So much I could say here, but I won't. ;) For once. Must be a sign of the
apocalypse.
>
> ObeeKris
Drake
Still The Official RASSM Pervert (so says I).
ObeeKris
plankton, gunpowder, or "Drake" <daemo...@charter.net>:
I haven't decided what I'm going to do next. Yet.
> > > > >Or not, I could take a vacation from the Sith War and return when no
> > > > one cares!
> > > > If anyone really cared about the Sith Wars, don't you think they'd
> > > > actually make sense sometimes? :)
> > > Sense is overrated, unless it's sight and the Playboy or Spice channel
> is
> > > on... Or taste for chocolate... Or smell for good pizza... Or hearing
> for
> > > that oddly sexual grown Padme makes in AOTC... Or touch for... Wait,
> this
> > > is RASSM, no one here's getting any touches... >;)
> > Unless they're touching themselves.
> So much I could say here, but I won't. ;) For once. Must be a sign of the
> apocalypse.
> > ObeeKris
> Drake
> Still The Official RASSM Pervert (so says I).
I *deliberately* give you an opening like that, and you're not gonna
take it???
ObeeKris
Peter Hanely
> This post valid only when "Drake" <daemo...@charter.net> is
> straddling a state line:
>
>>
>>did win.
>>But, you see... He isn't here. So, as Trory's son-turned-daughter, I take
>>his place as President.
>>Thank you all.
>>Drakette
>>Don't screw with me, I've got evil clones and I know how to use them.
>
>
> You have seen what happens to clones around here, right?
>
> ObeeKris
Isn't Jade a clone of itself? And C'Pi also.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."