[Sith War 2002]: Assassins!

[Smart Book 2001]

The two C'Pi clones slipped through the shadows as easily as two big fat
Porkinites could slip through anything. Despite this, they somehow managed
to get inside Jade's bedroom without waking the Archon. They worshipped the
one closest to Porkins but knew they had to kill it to keep it safe from the
skinny people that lurked all around.

They knew this because their mechanical brother had told them so and shown
them the pretty flashing light.

Robo C'Pi waited down the hall and watched for his assassins to emerge.

Inside the room the two removed their instruments of death. Three foot
frozen salamis. They had to make this look like an accident. In the dimness
they could see the great mounded body beneath the blankets. With a
courageous war whoop they launched into a mad beating and flailing
conniption with the giant meat sticks that shook the room.

One of them stopped after a couple of dozen hits. "Ehh, this doesn't feel
like a body. It's too soft."
The other one stopped shortly after. "Yeah, it smooshes like pillows. Damn
the Archon's given us the slip!"

A muffled voce came from beneath the blanket. "I did not and you're hurting
me...a lot."

Both clones jumped back. The first one took another swing into the darkeness
but pulled back a half salami chewed off at the end.
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Robo-C'Pi was preparing to report back to the Hacker when the door to Jade's
room flew off it's hinges just in front of one of his assassin. The other
followed quickly, trying to scabble out but was grabbed from behind and drug
back inside.

Shortly he appeared again, only airborne like his twin. He hit the wall and
fell down on top of his twin. Jade emerged. It was bloody and bruised from
head to toe.

The assassins tried to get up and Jade started to box with them both.
Quickly jabbing and dodging the two. They finally expired of energy and
tried to crawl away.

"I hate beating up people that look like other people I don't want to beat
up!"

Jade noticed robo-C'Pi who froze, his radio antennae clearly sticking out of
the back of his hand.

"You there! With the funny thumb! Go get me something sharp and metal!"

Robo-C'Pi obediently left the scene. he had no intention of being anywhere
near the Archon in the immediate future. It was time to regroup.

Jade
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Summary:

An assassination attempt fails.

Something short to keep us going.

[C'Pi]

I'm shocked. Just shocked. That you would actually think I would try to
kill my beloved Archon and glorious leader with a three foot frozen salami.
How could write such a thing? I'd obviously use a three foot frozen
pastrami.

C'Pi

[Spawn of Porkins]

"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:afe1ce$dsbe1$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de...

Sorry, I wasn't sure about your meat of choice.

Jade
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Pastrami can crush a human skull.