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Sith War 2002: Finality
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Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
Oct 10, 2002, 5:20:48 PM10/10/02
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Ponte waited patiently as course 34 of his dinner with the Porkinites was
served. Mid-bite, Walsh approaches the table and hands the 2 leaders a note.
Ponte reads it and hands it to jade.
"Well Ponte, looks like the war is over."
"WHAT?! But my Steve McQueen clones! I was gonna...."
"nope, all off."
"Crap. What do we do now?"
"Put all your weaponry in cold storage and have a 35th course with us!"
"Good idea!"
and so the Porkinites and Ponte sat down and ate til they exploded.......and
then they were mended and the meal continued.....then they exploded
again....and so it goes on....
served. Mid-bite, Walsh approaches the table and hands the 2 leaders a note.
Ponte reads it and hands it to jade.
"Well Ponte, looks like the war is over."
"WHAT?! But my Steve McQueen clones! I was gonna...."
"nope, all off."
"Crap. What do we do now?"
"Put all your weaponry in cold storage and have a 35th course with us!"
"Good idea!"
and so the Porkinites and Ponte sat down and ate til they exploded.......and
then they were mended and the meal continued.....then they exploded
again....and so it goes on....
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Long Live Salacious Crumb....
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com
President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)
Veteran of Celebration I and II
"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight,
who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I
mean, really, it was half-witted." -Christopher Lee
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