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[Sith War 2002]: Garden Party

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Spawn of Porkins

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Jul 24, 2002, 1:06:45 PM7/24/02
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In two weeks, The Hall of Ham had been restored to its former glory, with
some extra improvements. Twice the toilet bowl capacity, more fridges and
most importantly, a slaughter house located beneath the building. Jade stood
out side at the grand opening party getting right wasted on PBR and
listening to the faint "moo's" of the cattle below the building.

A short distance away, C'Pi - the Alpha clone stood in his 'Kiss the Cook'
apron and monsterous spatula, poised to flip the burgers sizzling on the top
of Gonk's head. Grease ran down the side and into one of the sullen droid's
power sockets where it began to spark ferociously and the droid hollered out
"Gomp! Gomp!" This time the false god could not run. His legs were bound and
he was being held by a couple of clones who eagerly licked burger grease
from his silly corrugated legs.

The Pokemon and Alice played a game of volley ball in the sand pit while
confused Porkinites stood around picking various parts of their bodies and
drinking.

Reconstructing the hall took relatively little time. The pokemon were quick
builders and the Porkinites had eaten a hole in the meatball ground big
enough for a new sub-basement in a matter of hours.

That was of course before the meatball was no more. No one seemed to
question how this happened.

Jade was complaining aloud again to another C'Pi clone thinking it was the
actual C'Pi when several men in suits arrived with flyers.

"An another thing. You show up everwhere anymore. I cant get a damn minute
of privissy eround here without you bein 'ere. Are you stalkin me?" The
clone excused itself quickly when the men tapped Jade on the shoulder.

The archon squinted at the men. "Well if you ain't the tightest asses I've
seen wannerin' roun'. You sellin' cans a boring er what?" The men handed
Jade a flyer.

The Archon swayed back and forth trying to read it and moving it's eyebrows
up and down. Then it yelped the weirdest uncontrolled laugh. "HA! EWOK! I
can't bleve I fergottabout that crusty sum b. Hey boys! We're havin another
elecshin. I'm a friggin celeberty agin! We gonna kill us a Ewok and win the
race and have free haircuts fer eeeeeeeeeeeverybody!"

The Archon tried to emphasize with it's hands and fell over backwards, out
cold.

C'Pi had removed his birgers and grinned as he poured Barbecue sauce all
over Gonk who tired to holler again.. "Whatsa matter, you don't like my
special sauce?" He threw down some huge slabs of ribs that began to smoke
and sputter instantly.

The clones lapped up extra sauce like crazy dogs.

Jade
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Summary:

1. New Hall

2. Gonk is now C'Pi's personal Hibachi.

3. Jade is told about the election and will likely need to be retold later.
Wants to kill the Ewok.

C'Pi

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Jul 24, 2002, 10:22:14 PM7/24/02
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"Spawn of Porkins" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:G9B%8.143466$6r.55...@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...

> --
> Summary:
>
> 1. New Hall
>
> 2. Gonk is now C'Pi's personal Hibachi.

Ah, good. I've been wondering what I was up to. Gonk makes the best
hamburgers.

C'Pi


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