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[SITH WAR]: Reloaded

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Policrat'

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Oct 17, 2003, 8:50:49 AM10/17/03
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> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

"Did I just see that right?" the Apocalypse Kipper blinked. "Dan'l just
killed TJH? And just when the boy was becoming bareable, too"

"Hang on," the Infinity Kipper said, plucking a small tape recorder out of
thin air, and pressing the <rew> button.

<play>, the Kipper clicked.

> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

"Looks like it," the Infinity Kipper nodded. "Dead as a Blue Nor-... *ahem*,
Norwegian Blue..."

"Heh," a passing oldbie exclaimed, his face lighting up with delight in a
way it hadn't since before the Chucky Trial. "Let's see that again!"

"Okay!" the Infinity Kipper grinned, grateful for something to distract the
audience from his uncharacteristic _faux pas_.

<rew>

There was a scrunching sound, slightly like the macarena being played
backwards, and then, <play>

> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

"Again!" roared a Gammorean, shouldering to the front of the small crowd
that was gathering.

The crowd cheered.

The Infinity Kipper smiled indulgently.

The Apocalypse Kipper just... smiled...

<rew>, <play>

> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

<rew>, <play>

> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

<rew>, <play>

> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

<rew>, <play>

> Mara blinked five times in rapid succession, and exploded. The Jedi
> Hacker was vaporized.

<rew>, <play>

> Mara blinked

<pause>

"Okay," the Infinity Kipper said, smiling at the large crowd of old,
retired, semi-inactive and huffed-out Sith Warriors that had gathered in the
Beer Garden. "That's enough of that." With a flick of his wrist, the remote
vanished, and he glanced up into the evening sky, a faint smile playing
across his beaming face. "Your ball, Lord Tilson...."

***

Summary: just a continuity fix. Over to you, Steve.

Pol'

Steve...@rightbehindyou.com

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Oct 17, 2003, 9:06:47 AM10/17/03
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Policrat' <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote:
> "Looks like it," the Infinity Kipper nodded. "Dead as a Blue Nor-...
> *ahem*, Norwegian Blue..."

Heh heh. Getting brave in our old age, eh?

> Summary: just a continuity fix. Over to you, Steve.

Turned mine in yesterday... I'd say it's someone else's play now.

Hacker? Dan'l? Anybody?

Steve Tilson

--
"How many more, Harry?" said Dumbledore, eyes puddling with tears. "How
many more have to be buried before your thirst for vengeance is satisfied?"
- www.pointlesswasteoftime.com

Policrat'

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Oct 17, 2003, 9:14:53 AM10/17/03
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Steve...@rightbehindyou.com at Steve...@rightbehindyou.com wrote on
17/10/03 2:06 pm:

> Policrat' <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote:
>> "Looks like it," the Infinity Kipper nodded. "Dead as a Blue Nor-...
>> *ahem*, Norwegian Blue..."
>
> Heh heh. Getting brave in our old age, eh?

Dammit, draw it to people's attention, will you?!

=)

>> Summary: just a continuity fix. Over to you, Steve.
>
> Turned mine in yesterday... I'd say it's someone else's play now.

Aye. I hadn't got there yet, and I thought I'd best shoot from the hip...

> Hacker? Dan'l? Anybody?

We could just end the Sith Wars on this one... but I have a series of NPCs
to somehow get rid off... it's going to be half way between _El Golem_ and
_New Jedi Order: Force Heretic_...

Which isn't going to be pretty...

> Steve Tilson

Pol'

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