[SITH WAR]: This Post Can Be Safely Ignored

Policrat'

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Oct 5, 2003, 12:29:51 PM10/5/03

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To the regulars sitting in the beer garden at Wuher's, the sound that had
accompanied the transformation of RASSM City had sounded like the sound of
the tide breaking on a distant beach. Now, as the noise faded, a
three-mile-wide folded-paper model of an amphibian guarded the horizon.

"Are we allowed to mention the fact that someone... ah, just huffed out?"
the Apocalypse Kipper asked, taking a sip on his martini.

"Maybe best not," the Infinity Kipper replied, its fire-gold scales
gleaming. "All the same, I suppose we'd better _acknowledge_ the fact that
RASSM City has been turned into a giant origami frog."

"Better than anything McEwok could have come up with," the Apocaplyse Kipper
nodded sagely. "Or any of his increasingly pointless semi-NPC associates.
Hang on... you don't mean we should _act_ on this, do you?"

"Would never have dreamed of it, old chap," the Infinity Kipper drawled,
taking another slow sip of his gin and tonic. "I mean, would you?"

And the sun continued to set slowly in the west behind the back of the Giant
Origami Frog, its red-gold rays giving an appropriate mackerel sheen to the
late summer sky.

***

Summary: Nothing Happened.

Muuurgh

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Oct 5, 2003, 8:44:09 PM10/5/03

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"Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
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This is the most boring Sith War ever, between your and Tilson's summaries
*sigh* nothing ever happens.

-Muuurgh

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Steve...@rightbehindyou.com

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Oct 6, 2003, 9:17:37 AM10/6/03

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"Muuurgh" <porkinsis...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> This is the most boring Sith War ever, between your and Tilson's
> summaries *sigh* nothing ever happens.

Non-participants forfeit their right to bitch.

Steve Tilson

--
The cybernetic army that took over the Earth, says the film, was solar
powered. The human resistance responded by _blotting out the sky_. A
desperate measure, but surely the only choice they had. It was that, or, I
don't know, _postpone their counterattack until evening_.
- 50 Reasons to Reject The Matrix: Reloaded (reason 35)

C'Pi

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Oct 6, 2003, 9:24:58 AM10/6/03

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Steve...@rightbehindyou.com wrote:
> "Muuurgh" <porkinsis...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> This is the most boring Sith War ever, between your and Tilson's
>> summaries *sigh* nothing ever happens.
>
>
> Non-participants forfeit their right to bitch.

Oh, great. Now I got to write a post. I'd hate to forfeit my right to
bitch.
--
C'Pi
"If I were creating the world
I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.
I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

Penguinista

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Oct 6, 2003, 1:26:57 PM10/6/03

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Muuurgh wrote:
> "Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:BBA6058F.EC5%policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com...
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>>Summary: Nothing Happened.
>
>
> This is the most boring Sith War ever, between your and Tilson's summaries
> *sigh* nothing ever happens.
>
> -Muuurgh

Boring? Nothing? I'm about the throw the biggest fireworks show a sith
war has seen at least since I showed up on RASSM.

Muuurgh

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Oct 6, 2003, 2:38:17 PM10/6/03

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"Penguinista" <pe...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
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In the words of Homer Simpson: "Bor-ring."

-Muuurgh

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Steve...@rightbehindyou.com

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Oct 6, 2003, 2:44:22 PM10/6/03

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No, no. Do it, Ted. Just make it funny, okay?

ObeeKris

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Oct 6, 2003, 8:56:12 PM10/6/03

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"C'Pi" <as...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Steve...@rightbehindyou.com wrote:
> > "Muuurgh" <porkinsis...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> This is the most boring Sith War ever, between your and Tilson's
> >> summaries *sigh* nothing ever happens.
> > Non-participants forfeit their right to bitch.
> Oh, great. Now I got to write a post. I'd hate to forfeit my right to
> bitch.

*snort*
Like it's mattered in the past.

ObeeKris
;)