[Sith War 2002] Return of She'Pi
Craig Stelle
teen who for the first time discovered himself. "Some things not right.
This didn't always used to be here" C'clone said as he looked down at his
package. The C'clone turned over and opened his side-table bottom drawer.
A pink latex suit was neatly folded up in the bottom under some stained
whitey-tighties. Under the pink latex was a pair of keys with an I.D. # DB
94. "Hmm.." Grabbing the suit and the keys the C'clone did what he wasn't
programmed or expected (as all the other clones were pretending to eat
hobbits with the Archon in the mess hall) and walked to DB 94. When the
C'clone got to the docking bay a flood of memories passed through his brain
as he approached the pink space shuttle with white fur interior with a pair
of pink dice hanging from the mirror. A tear welled up in the C'clones eye.
"This isn't supposed to happen, I should be with the rest of the guys." The
C'clone opened the shuttle door, climbed into the cockpit and turned on the
ignition.
***about an hour later***
*knock, knock, knock*
"Muuurgh? Muuuuuuuurgh!!?" Jade yelled anxiously as it knocked on Muuurgh's
bedroom door. A large crash and scream came from behind the door.
"One minute." Muuurgh yelled.
About 2 and a half minutes later... "Muuuuurgh, hurry up, this is
important..." Jade hollered as the bedroom door slid partially open.
"What is it Jade?" Muuurgh peeked through the doorway. He was slightly
bleeding on one of his shoulders. "Ouch!!! Hey, can't you see that..."
Muuurgh turned back into the room after being clawed by his guest, then
quickly returned. "I'm kinda busy Jade.."
"I didn't realize you had company."
*bang!* another object crashed in the room.
Jade peeked into the room "Hi Madaa Gin, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you two
were still together." Jade smiled a sheepish grin. Blue fur was floating in
the air, causing Jade to sneeze. "Listen Muuurgh, it's C'clone #58-24b1."
"Who?" Muuurgh asked impatiently as he had unfinished business in his
bedroom. "Listen, can't this wait, I mean Madaa Gin just arrived from
Togoria..."
"It's the old She'Pi, it's gone missing."
"So?"
"So! It took the old pink shuttle that you haven't gotten around to painting
yet, we don't know where it is."
"What's your point Jade?" Muuurgh asked only half listening.
"Listen you under-weight piece of feline..." Jade pounced on Muuurgh
*owwwwfff* "Clones don't just disappear, they are supposed to be
predictable."
"What on Porkin's dinner plate does that have to do with me.., right now..,
during.. well you know."
***Kamino***
Taun We was comforting the confused clone "I was afraid that this might
happen. Since you were last here we have made some technological
advancements. We can make the change permanent, the chest and back hair we
can even get rid of." Taun We paused a second "But the moustache, There is
nothing we can do about it."
The C'clone nodded.
Taun We continued "Atleast not right now. But if you step into the new
Gender Bender 2003b then I can almost promise an eternity of femininity."
The C'clone smiled, then pulled the latex suit to his chest as he walked
towards the machine.
***Back at the Hall of Ham***
"He left a note.." Jade reported:
"I'm feeling confused, I don't know what's happening to me. But when I find
out who did this to me, I'm going to kill them. Love, C'clone #58-24b1."
"Ah, big whoop. So what. It's only a clone, and how dangerous can one
little C'Pi be anyway?" Muuurgh questioned, still pissed that Jade
interrupted some of the best..., well we won't get into that.
***Kamino***
"Taun We, I have just one question for you." The C'clone turned once again
She'Pi said as she zipped up her suit, snapped a pink bubble and fondled her
dishwater blonde piggy-tail "Who ordered my reproductive change?"
Taun We answered "Master Muuurgh of course."
"Ohhh.." She'Pi paused pensively for a moment then thanked Taun We for her
help. She ran to her pink shuttle, "Set a course for the Porn Star, I have
to meet an old friend." She'Pi said as she programmed the shuttle.
"Muuurgh, you're road kill." She'Pi thought to herself.
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SUMMARY:
1. She'Pi finds herself, gets a permanent sex-change at Kamino.
2. Muuurgh finally gets the lovin' he's long deserved.
3. She'Pi develops a vindictive plan to Join Drake and Ponte in order to
destroy Muuurgh.
-Muuurgh
I couldn't let She'Pi die off so easily. I hope this doesn't ruin any
plans.
C'Pi
"Craig Stelle" <grey...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> *********************
> SUMMARY:
> 1. She'Pi finds herself, gets a permanent sex-change at Kamino.
> 2. Muuurgh finally gets the lovin' he's long deserved.
> 3. She'Pi develops a vindictive plan to Join Drake and Ponte in order to
> destroy Muuurgh.
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>
> -Muuurgh
> I couldn't let She'Pi die off so easily. I hope this doesn't ruin any
> plans.
You know Jango Fett never had to put up with this kind of stuff.
C'Pi
As far as I know.
Craig Stelle
wrote on 9/12/02 10:26 AM:
You're not Jango Fett, now are you. Put it this way, you lost your head but
you found your true self.
-Muuurgh
You should be relieved that it's all clear now.