[Sith War 2002 Election] Who Moved My Cheese?

[Rainbow Heron]

No sooner had The Leader stepped off of the stage had several small
beings started to clutter the place up. Each of them were shaped like
humans, carried little signs and pins, and were made of different
cheeses...except for one little guy who was made of gingerbread.

When the microphone was brought down to their level, this is what the
crowd heard:

"Stinky Cheese Stinky Cheese Vote for him in election please!
Cheese is good and healthy too and cheese is just what politicians do!
They stink the law and melt the books and when you toast them they
really cook!

Voters alike in all shapes and sizes already know of all delicious
cheesy surprises!
American, Cheddar, Nacho and Brie will listen to your every concern
and need!
Meunster, Limburger, Cottage and Swiss will legalize anything those
rat bastards miss!

So grab those toothpicks and take a bite please and remember to vote
for Stinky Cheese!!!!

BEHOLD THE POWER OF STINKY CHEESE!"

As the masses got up and applauded, Ponte got up and objected: "Those
cheeses weren't on the ballot!!!" As someone in the back was
suggesting they could be a write-in, suddenly the little cheese people
started jumping up and down and being moved in various ways and also
began to speak.

It sounded pretty much like this:

"Hey! I never told you y'all could come up here!"
"Hey we needed to do SOMEthing with it! I mean we couldn't just eat it
in one night!"
"Don't look at me it was *his* idea!"
"Oh yeah go ahead and blame ME ya little-"
"Oh you getting tought is that it? Mr. tough stuff? Get it? "Tuff"?"
"YOU *#&^%@&#*!!!"

*be-YOWNP!* *be-YOWNP!* *be-YOWNP!*

Suddenly, the little cheese people fell on their backs as a young
woman jumped down from the upper stage lighting carrying lots of
marionette sticks in one hand...and dragging one red-headed Jigglypuff
by its ear with the other.

Ewanpuff was whining: "We were just the sideshow entertainment! They
paid us enough for that too!"

Alice turned to the crowd as she dragged the guilty Pokemon and the
marionette cheese people off the stage, "Sorry about that folks."

Ewanpuff then appealed to the crowd: "But Stinky Cheese *is* a good
idea isn't it?!"

The crowd continued laughing and applauding as Ponte and other runners
continued objecting.

Once backstage, Alice reprimanded all four Jigglypuffs to maintenace
duty on the ship and set the marionettes aside.

"Hey! That's our PAYMENT!" Hamillpuff whined.

"Yes, and you'll pay for the payment by seeing to it you don't go
insulting the RASSM politick when they're all in the same room. They
can insult each other by themselves just fine. Hopefully you haven't
just killed our ballot."

The others started to look ashamed.

"You're also lucky if the Porkinites don't turn against us."

They looked shocked.

"B-b-but, Gumby's our FRIEND!"
"Yeah Gumb wouldn't turn us out!"
"We weren't THAT bad onstage were we?"
"The Archon said we could stay as long as we kept the beer coming."
"I'd miss Mini Pi."
"And besides...don't Porkinites and most RASSM'ers like cheese
anyway?"

Some backstage crew members had started to pick at and eat the little
cheese people so Alice and the Jigglypuffs fended them off and finally
took them to the icebox in the ship.

All except one.

The one with the jacket carved into it and the 3 rally pins. It
detatched itself from the puppet strings before Alice and the others
took off and snuck out the side door. It then ran away from the
building and continued running around the city looking for Stinky
Cheese Man.

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SUMMARY:

-the 'Puffs made little cheese people marionettes out of some of the
cheese they were given as payment for singing "Hall of Heads" earlier
and put on a little show

-Alice and the other runners weren't too thrilled with the impromtu
support but the crowd seemed to like it

-a little cheese man is outside running for Stinky Cheese Man

-behold the power of stinky cheese!

-oh and read that book, it's good

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Couldn't resist. :-D

-Rainbow Heron
(sig wants some cheese now)

Brownie (R.I.P.) liked cheese too.
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