Hello!
Andrew Perron
So... Super Smash Brothers! Breakout role for the pink fluffy ones?
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, marshmallow fun!
Darth Gumby
>Hi! I thought I'd drop in and post something! I hight Andrew Perron!
>
>So... Super Smash Brothers! Breakout role for the pink fluffy ones?
>
>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, marshmallow fun!
No .sig you say?
Hmm.
I haven't ever played Super Smash Bros., but it looks cool.
Gumby
--
Every day is a good day for 'Puffs.
Rainbow Heron
Perron) wrote:
>Hi! I thought I'd drop in
Drop?! YIKES! SOMEONE GRAB A PILLOW!
<Seanpuff, Ianpuff, and Wiggly-tough grab the emergency over-sized
pillow and wave 'Hi!' to the Newbie>
<Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff start a pillow fight and ask Andrew if he
wants to join in>
>and post something!
YAY!
>I hight Andrew Perron!
You hight Andrew Perron? I take it you're tall?
<'Puffs and Wiggly-tough grab binoculars and look up>
>So... Super Smash Brothers! Breakout role for the pink fluffy ones?
Fluffly?
<Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Hamillpuff, Ewanpuff, and Wiggly-tough all look at
eah other and scratch their heads>
<Seanpuff:>"Uh, we're balloony-"
<Ianpuff:>"You can stop scratching your head now Hamillpuff."
<Hamillpuff:>"Ewanpuff dumped a bucket of sand on my head!"
<Ewanpuff:>"Say, if I get a brother, smash something, get a dog named
Fluffy, and put together an act, would that be a break out role?!"
<Wiggly-tough groans:>"[He's talking about the fluff of hair on your
head.]"
<Seanpuff:>"-as in pufferfishlike. Please don't stick any more pins in
us, that hurts."
<Hot ROddish apologizes for spilling the container of sewing needles>
>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, marshmallow fun!
NO .SIG?!?!
<RH's sigs and .sigerette tree are about to cry>
Why not? :-(
You need a .sig.
.Sigs like marshmellows.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig yells ".SIGS RULE!")
Welcome to AFJ!
==========================================
http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
==========================================
Jigglypuffs sing in the round!
Andrew Perron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 03 Aug 2002 04:38:17 GMT, Andrew Perron transmitted this:
>
>>Hi! I thought I'd drop in and post something! I hight Andrew Perron!
>>
>>So... Super Smash Brothers! Breakout role for the pink fluffy ones?
>>
>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, marshmallow fun!
>
>No .sig you say?
>
>Hmm.
Indeed not, for I wander, unseen and .sigless.
>I haven't ever played Super Smash Bros., but it looks cool.
Yes! Wonderful thrillingu! Nintendo vs... more Nintendo! Woo!
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, and collectability!
Rainbow Heron
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 03 Aug 2002 04:38:17 GMT, Andrew Perron transmitted this:
>
>>Hi! I thought I'd drop in and post something! I hight Andrew Perron!
>>
>>So... Super Smash Brothers! Breakout role for the pink fluffy ones?
>>
>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, marshmallow fun!
>
>No .sig you say?
<RH's are still sigs crying>
At least the .sigerette tree managed to pull itself together...
<.sigerette tree says it forgot it shouldn't cry and get dehydrated
when the .sigs are in bloom>
>I haven't ever played Super Smash Bros., but it looks cool.
Is it like Super Bombad Racing? That looks cool too.
<Hot ROddish wants to race Darth Maul in a yellow taxi>
>Every day is a good day for 'Puffs.
<'Puffs cheer very loudly>
<Wiggly-tough agrees but not quite as loudly cuz it's 2am>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig used up all the Puffs)
I've got cheering 'Puffs on one side of my head and crying sigs on the
other...
Rainbow Heron
Hey cool!
On Sat, 03 Aug 2002 01:20:33 -0400, Darth Gumby
<DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sat, 03 Aug 2002 01:21:00 -0400, Rainbow Heron
<rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
<points and screams>
27 sighting!!!!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig and others cheer)
Oh wait, wrong newsgroup...nah! 27's are just too cool!!! :-D
Rainbow Heron
a t thang" <newha...@aol.com> wrote:
>"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
>news:vbe5lucf0ftoicq53...@4ax.com...
>>
>> OK quick point of order here- don't use each others characters
>> directly. Like you can toss a cd to Hamillpuff that says something but
>> you can't make him read it.
>>
>> Make sense? Thanks.
>
>Yep, sure. Just thought it'd be easier...I'm not used to this
>roleplaying thing.
That's ok. I had to learn from DG but you'll catch on.
I actually find it a bit amusing you call this role-playing cuz I'm
not a gamer and I usually associate role-playing with gaming. :-D I
just call this "being silly". :-D But you call can it whatever you
want.
<IT growls from bathroom>
<RH yells to IT:>"No I wasn't talking about you."
>The best I can manage is something along the lines
>of <checks spelling>:
>
>Azure Haights: *throws pie at Hamillpuff*
>Azure Haights: *hit*
>(which might be followed by "Hamillpuff: *veto*" if he so chose)
That's pretty good!
<Hamillpuff demonstrates an even better way:>"
Azure Haights: *hits Hamillpuff with pie*
<Hamillpuff eats pie>
or
Azure Haights: *throws pie at Hamillpuff*
<Hamillpuff catches pie midair and throws it back frisbeelike>
And thank you for checking the spelling this time!"
<-NH & RH reunite->
>> >> >> <Artie the Rainbow Trout waves "H!" too just in case NH
>> >> >> remembers him altho he probably doesn't>
>> >> >
>> >> >Aahh........nope. Sorry. ^^;;
>> >>
>> >> <Artie:>"That's okay. I was a #weird-al reg for a short period of
>> >> time."
>> >
>> >Musta been when I was gone. :-p
>>
>> <Artie:>"Nah, just when you weren't looking. ;-)"
>
>Well, that goes without saying.
<Artie:>"Yes I guess some things do. Hey, wanna know what else
happened when you weren't looking?"
>> <-t thangs->
>> >> >It'd take a while to understand.
>> >>
>> >> Actually given where DG and I (and the sigs and Pokemon and others)
>> >> "originally" came from, I think I can understand it a bit already!
>> >> :-D
>> >>
>> >> We've got quite a lot of injokes from all sorts of places so I
>> >> guess we'll all have to have a bit of an injokefest or something. :-D
>> >
>> >Sweet! Remind me to tell you about LOY sometime. ;-)
<looks at watch>
Ok I'm finally asking- "LOY?"
>> >> >> Do you and the t thang what to have some lemonade and join
>> >> >> the curling team?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> <RH's Pokemon, sigs, and others all come up with their curling
>> >> >> stuff and wave "Hi!">
>> >> >
>> >> >Thanks for the lemonade...but no curling, thanks. I'd rather play
>> >> >something else...
>> >> >
>> >> ><Minisig starts freestyling on B4U Glorious Style>
>> >>
>> >> <sigs are impressed even tho they don't know what a B4U is>
>> >
>> ><megasig tosses a CD case over to the puffs>
>>
>> <'Puffs scramble to catch case>
>>
>> <half the 'Puffs trip over a box of Puffs>
>>
>> ><Hammilpuff picks it up; on it is written, "Dance Dance Revolution
>> >Konamix">
>>
>> <Hamillpuff would like to point out that it's spelled "Hamillpuff" but
>> is used to the mispellings so he's not really pulling a spelling flame
>> on you>
>>
>> <Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff look at the CD's playlist:>"SWEET! What are
>> they? We can't read this writing."
>>
>> <Ianpuff:>"They're trying to say 'tell us NH'."
>
>Uh, playlist? Uhm...I dunno. You tell me. ^^;;
:-D Improvised playlist eh? We like it already.
>To be honest, I don't own a copy of the game. In fact...
>
><NH takes Konamix disc back> Sorry. Someone might want this back. ;-)
>
>How 'bout this? <tosses a link to www.ddrfreak.com to the 'puffs>
<'Puffs tell RH she needs to get her soundcard fixed so they can
listen to it>
Talk to the soundcard guys, it ain't listening to me...
>> <-DORK->
>> >> Oh well. At least *WE* had fun!!! :-D
>> >>
>> >> I still have the site codes and images and stuff off of my server
>> >> but kept elsewhere if you're interested.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Eh, sure, what the heck...for nostalgia's sake. ;-)
>>
>> :-D <digs around old cds and stuff> It's around here somewhere...
>
>RAINBOHERN used DIG!
>
>It's not very effective...
?
<RH can't dig it and goes digging for a DIG with a diglet>
>> >> >> Hey where'd your site go anyway?
>> >> >
>> >> >Which one?
>> >>
>> >> Any of 'em. I've got a few myself now. I'm also a blogger now so
>> >> I've gone a little nuts with that one.
>> >>
>> >> <Pokemon and sigs beg for their own blogs>
>> >>
>> >> What?! Y'all have got your own websites! You don't *NEED* you rown
>> >> blogs!!!!
>> >>
>> >> <Artie:>"I'll keep it for them."
>> >>
>> >> But your site ain't done yet.
>> >>
>> >> <Artie leans in and slyly says:>"I know. ;-)"
>> >
>> >I'll bet you wanna see my LiveJournal now. ;-) If you wanna, check
>> >it out: http://www.livejournal.com/~ajoreilly
>>
>> BLOG!!!! Blogblogblogblogblogblog..
>>
>> <::WHACK!::>
>>
>> <ng sig and Lego Emperor whack RH over the head with the typo stick
>> and canesaber repectively to get her to calm down>
>>
>> Hehehe...more blogs! :-) (read: blogfreak)
>>
>> http://rainbowheron.blogspot.com is the only blog of mine that I'm
>> handing out right now. HEY! the blug ate my archives again!!!
>
>Ooh, nice layout. (although the yellow part of the spectrum's a bit
>hard to read... ^^;;)
So're the Grey and White parts. :-P
I can't fix the grey any more than that unless I want to lose the
black, indigo, blue, and violet, and maybe the red too. :-(
<snippage>
>> >> <ng sig immediately declares the site to be .significant due to
>> >> NH's siggy page!>
>> >
>> >=-D Awright! *victory pose*
>>
>> <ng sig tells RH that it's past time to put that particular page up on
>> the .Significant Rebellion site>
>>
>> Ugh.
>
>Muh?
The sigs have been begging me to make them a website and they beg me
constantly to finish it. They're right in that it's not done, but
sheesh they beg too much!
<ng sig says that it's a .significantly rebellious sig's duty to get
on their human's case until they are heard>
Well, so far these sigs haven't gotten on my case yet.
<Pennysig grabs RH's case and drags it onto a stage>
<RH's sigs sit on RH's case>
Oh brother...they're staging a sit-in.
<more snippage>
>> >So, got any ideas on a good host? How's that infoave.net you got,
>> >any good? (probably an ISP-provided space, huh?)
>>
>> Infoave is a local server and I think you have to be local to use the
>> local server. :-)
>
>Well, *that's* no fun.
Not unless you just *want* to pack up, move down here, and then have
them be your phone service. :-D
>> They're all I got at present and they're pretty good, but you don't
>> get certain features in your free space (like you don't get to have
>> seperate java files or zips).
>>
>> But to me it's home and when I get the cash I'll upgrade and have all
>> the space and domain names I can muster.
>>
>> <'Puffs put more coins in the coin jar for website>
>>
>> >Actually... *checks geocities* ...apparently, they haven't completely
>> >turned it into a paysite...it seems I can still upload, just only
>> >through the site. Huh. *shrug*
>>
>> >You may still get to see the brand new-and-improved Yonaka Odotte
>> >Ootachi after all. =-D
>>
>> ACK! English please! What is this Yonaka Odotte Ootachi? Something
>> tells me it's about an Oddish?
>
>It's the name of the website. Yonaka = midnight, Odotte = dancing, and
>Ootachi = Furret, so think of it as a code phrase -- "The furret dances
>at midnight."
Ah! A Dancing furret! Will it dance at noon during the Alaskan
wintertime?
>> <Hot ROddish gets excited>
>
>Y'know...this one regular at AGNP, big fan of Oddish AND Jigglypuff, he
>might fit in...
>
>...nah, who'm I kidding? Wouldn't be caught DEAD in here.
LOL! So we'll just have to kill him and *then* bring him here? What
good is a dead poster?
<Ewanpuff:>"It's good for wallpaper! You should know right? ;-D"
Wrong posters.
<snippage again>
>> >> And to think that jerk's been in AGNP too. :-P
>> >
>> >...it WAS the crossposts, wasn't it?
>>
>> Yep.
>>
>> <makes very rude but quiet noise at that certain cross-poster>
>
>Something tells me, if we ARE on the same wavelength, that he has a very
>specific noise to make back at you. ^_-
I'm sure he does if it's in the form of some heavily bastardized quote
with a bunch of brackets and a link to his own stupid website all in a
large crosspost that includes a revengegroup.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig says he's too redundant so he must be a machine)
In any case, he started it so I'm entitled.
Rainbow Heron
Perron) wrote:
>On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 15:05:35 -0400, Rainbow Heron
><rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 03:44:48 GMT, pwe...@mindspring.com (Andrew
>>Perron) wrote:
>>>On Wed, 07 Aug 2002 14:56:30 -0400, Rainbow Heron
>>><rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>
><snip>
>>>>>>There was a 27-second difference between the time DG & I answered your
>>>>>>post. The 27 is the magic number that always appears around Weird Al
>>>>>>Yankovic.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, I see! ^_^v He's cool.
>>>>
>>>>OH YEAH!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Woo! vvv^-^vvv
>>
>><holds up "Woo!" sign>
>
>All: Woo! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Hehehe they still look like birds to me. :-)
<sig says it's because it whacked RH on the head with the typo stick
earlier>
No that ain't it.
>>>>Actually I was just scanning thru the really long list of newsgroups
>>>>my server allows me and saw AFJ listed. I went to Google and
>>>>discovered it was deserted, so DG & I sorta took over.
>>>
>>>Ahhhhh. ^_^v Cool!
>>
>>Yes it certainly is! <others snicker>
>
>^-^v *starts pumping in liquid nitrogen*
Ooo! Whom do we freeze first?
<Headless Horseman, PeterPika, and Hot ROddish start carving ice
sculptures>
>>>>Then someone <looks over at that "someone"> requested that AFJ be
>>>>carried by a nice big server and newsbies started showing up.
>>>
>>>Ahhhh, like me. ^_^v
>>
>>Actually it was DG. DG confessed right after we got a few drop-ins.
>>
>>(sorry DG)
>
>Ah, I see. ^_^ But I meant me as a newbie...
No that wasn't it either.
>>>>>Informative! And very otaku! ^_^v
>>>>
>>>>"otaku"? <scrambles for dictionary and can't find it>
>>>>
>>>>I take it that's a good thing then.
>>>
>>>Well, probably. Means literally "obsessed fanboy"
>>
>>:-D Yeah you should meet some of us really nutty Al-Heads. :-D
>
>^-^ I know the type. >.>v
:-D
>>>Using it in a good way here. >_>v
>>
>>Cool! Yep, he maintains a pretty hefty but cool list there. What's the
>>word I'm looking for...Archivist. Man I know that feeling.
>
>*nodnod* Keeping the records of the past, preserving the bridge to the
>future... ~_~
You said it bro!
<big pile of various stuffs RH needs to archive stares her in the
face>
<sigh> But it really is hard work tho...
>>>>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, helpful people and helpful .sigs!
>>>>
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig is really beginning to like this .sigless guy)
>>>
>>>^-^ Thanks!
>>
>><ng sig:>"Welcome!>
>
>^-^v *drops random power-up*
<ng sig searches for power-up>
>>>>Keep it up and my sig might declared you to be ".Significant". :-)
>>>
>>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, is honored!
>>
>>You're almost there!
>>
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig says he is)
>
>Woohoo! vvv^_^vvv *stock footage from the first SW movie, with the
>medals and all*
<everyone cheers>
Did you give Chewie a medal too?
>>Oh great, no I gotta go thru a year's worth of postings and make that
>>list now. Ah yes, I know the pains of being an Archivist. :-D
>
>Andrew" NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, hey, could be worse! ^-^
Don't remind me.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig stares at RH)
Yep, *don't* remind me...
Newton Haights - Ain't nothin' but a t thang
> On Fri, 9 Aug 2002 01:45:54 -0400, "Newton Haights - Ain't nothin' but
> a t thang" <newha...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
> >news:vbe5lucf0ftoicq53...@4ax.com...
> >>
> >> OK quick point of order here- don't use each others characters
> >> directly. Like you can toss a cd to Hamillpuff that says something
but
> >> you can't make him read it.
> >>
> >> Make sense? Thanks.
> >
> >Yep, sure. Just thought it'd be easier...I'm not used to this
> >roleplaying thing.
>
> That's ok. I had to learn from DG but you'll catch on.
>
> I actually find it a bit amusing you call this role-playing cuz I'm
> not a gamer and I usually associate role-playing with gaming. :-D I
> just call this "being silly". :-D But you call can it whatever you
> want.
>
> <IT growls from bathroom>
>
> <RH yells to IT:>"No I wasn't talking about you."
Well, I wouldn't call, uh, the next section here roleplaying either, but
that's what "they" call it.
> >The best I can manage is something along the lines
> >of <checks spelling>:
> >
> >Azure Haights: *throws pie at Hamillpuff*
> >Azure Haights: *hit*
> >(which might be followed by "Hamillpuff: *veto*" if he so chose)
>
> That's pretty good!
>
> <Hamillpuff demonstrates an even better way:>"
> Azure Haights: *hits Hamillpuff with pie*
> <Hamillpuff eats pie>
> or
> Azure Haights: *throws pie at Hamillpuff*
> <Hamillpuff catches pie midair and throws it back frisbeelike>
>
> And thank you for checking the spelling this time!"
No prob. *takes note* Hamill. Ha-mill. Ham-mill. Ham mill. Ground
ham. Ground pork. ...meatloaf?
> <-NH & RH reunite->
> >> >> >> <Artie the Rainbow Trout waves "H!" too just in case NH
> >> >> >> remembers him altho he probably doesn't>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Aahh........nope. Sorry. ^^;;
> >> >>
> >> >> <Artie:>"That's okay. I was a #weird-al reg for a short period
of
> >> >> time."
> >> >
> >> >Musta been when I was gone. :-p
> >>
> >> <Artie:>"Nah, just when you weren't looking. ;-)"
> >
> >Well, that goes without saying.
>
> <Artie:>"Yes I guess some things do. Hey, wanna know what else
> happened when you weren't looking?"
Do I? ^_-
> >> <-t thangs->
> >> >> >It'd take a while to understand.
> >> >>
> >> >> Actually given where DG and I (and the sigs and Pokemon and
others)
> >> >> "originally" came from, I think I can understand it a bit
already!
> >> >> :-D
> >> >>
> >> >> We've got quite a lot of injokes from all sorts of places so I
> >> >> guess we'll all have to have a bit of an injokefest or
something. :-D
> >> >
> >> >Sweet! Remind me to tell you about LOY sometime. ;-)
>
> <looks at watch>
>
> Ok I'm finally asking- "LOY?"
Eh, another cascade. Supposedly, the letters stand for "Love Our Yu" -
The Yu in question was a popular troll (strangely enough, in AGNP that's
not an oxymoron) who's since left.
...and you're not listening to it. *rimshot*
> >> <-DORK->
> >> >> Oh well. At least *WE* had fun!!! :-D
> >> >>
> >> >> I still have the site codes and images and stuff off of my
server
> >> >> but kept elsewhere if you're interested.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Eh, sure, what the heck...for nostalgia's sake. ;-)
> >>
> >> :-D <digs around old cds and stuff> It's around here somewhere...
> >
> >RAINBOHERN used DIG!
> >
> >It's not very effective...
>
> ?
>
> <RH can't dig it and goes digging for a DIG with a diglet>
Gameboy reference. "Dig" is a move from the game. And since you were
digging (I didn't even noticed you used the word "dig" yourself) for
something, but couldn't find it, I thought it was apropos...
Sure, why not?
(dancing furrets are another AGNP injoke, by the way -- a short-lived
AGNP regular came up with the term "HFD" ("Happy Furret Dance") after
watching a minigame in Pokemon Stadium 2 (for the N64) and watching the
little dance the winning Furret did. That's what I meant by "the hfd is
eternal" on the page you saw.)
> >> <Hot ROddish gets excited>
> >
> >Y'know...this one regular at AGNP, big fan of Oddish AND Jigglypuff,
he
> >might fit in...
> >
> >...nah, who'm I kidding? Wouldn't be caught DEAD in here.
>
> LOL! So we'll just have to kill him and *then* bring him here? What
> good is a dead poster?
>
> <Ewanpuff:>"It's good for wallpaper! You should know right? ;-D"
>
> Wrong posters.
>
>
> <snippage again>
> >> >> And to think that jerk's been in AGNP too. :-P
> >> >
> >> >...it WAS the crossposts, wasn't it?
> >>
> >> Yep.
> >>
> >> <makes very rude but quiet noise at that certain cross-poster>
> >
> >Something tells me, if we ARE on the same wavelength, that he has a
very
> >specific noise to make back at you. ^_-
>
> I'm sure he does if it's in the form of some heavily bastardized quote
> with a bunch of brackets and a link to his own stupid website all in a
> large crosspost that includes a revengegroup.
...I was thinking he'd just imitate a spring, or a jewsharp, or
something.
(obviously we aren't on the same wavelength -- although this DID help us
figure out who we meant! =-D)
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig says he's too redundant so he must be a machine)
>
> In any case, he started it so I'm entitled.
He who casts the first seque -- *catches self*
--
ey gee en pee
ain't nothin' but a t-thang, baby
Andrew Perron
<rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 03:29:02 GMT, pwe...@mindspring.com (Andrew
>Perron) wrote:
>>On Tue, 06 Aug 2002 16:36:40 -0400, Rainbow Heron
>><rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
<snip>
>>>ploof?
>>>
>>><PeterPika decides he likes that word and starts chanting it to
>>>himself in Pikachuese>
>>
>>Ploof ploof pikaploof! ^_^
>
><PeterPika decides not to be jealous of the others who can also speak
>human-speak and goes off chanting "pikaploof for a few minutes">
>
><Hamillpuff decides to get in on the chanting>
>
><Seanpuff rolls his eyes and pulls his hat over his head so he can't
>hear>
Ploof ploof ploof! v^-^v
>>>>Greeting WAVE! *SFX*
>>>
>>><'Puffs:>"WOAH! That's some killer sound effects there! Cool!!!"
>>
>>^-^v *puts Industrial Light & Magic away in the closet*
>
><'Puffs;>"No! Install it around the house! We can have a really killer
>karaoke night!"
Woohoo! *party*
*Electric bill comes* *horrible death rains from the skies*
>>><Ewanpuff starts stuffing his pillow with pudding>
>>
>>"Great Will of the Macrocosm-chan, I'm still stuck in pudding!"
>
><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff don't know what that means but they sure like
>the sound of it when spoken and ask AP to do it again>
^-^v *repeats* *gives them Excel Saga DVD*
>>*strategically places Pillow Bombs* *activates the Pillow Navy Seals*
>>*sends signals to the Pillow Satellite in low earth orbit*
>
><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff are impressed>
>
><Jedichu:>"I told you two to watch it with those things. You never
>know when you're gonna stumble onto the big-timers."
*nodnod* The world of pillows if one of brutal competiton and swift
elimination. One never knows when or from where his foe willl strike.
u_u
><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff rolls their yes>
>
><Jedichu pulls a rip-cord and suddenly a whole pile of pillows stuffed
>with tumbleweeds and feathers falls on top of them>
See? ^-^
>>Dangit, I can't quite summon the Pillow Kaiju. >_>
>>
>>
>>(Kaiju = giant, Godzilla-type monster.)
>
><others:>"Oooooooooooooooooo!"
^-^v Mecha King Gidorah, I choose you!
>>><Artie sneaks away quietly and hides under the couch>
>>
>>^_^v Don't worry, I won't destroy the world twice in one week!
>
><couch is glad>
>
><Artie:>"I'm a pillow. I only smack people, I don't get in on pillow
>fights."
^_^ Ah, I thought you were a fish.
>>>>>>I hight Andrew Perron!
>>>>>
>>>>>You hight Andrew Perron? I take it you're tall?
>>>>>
>>>>><'Puffs and Wiggly-tough grab binoculars and look up>
>>>>
>>>>Nay! Mine mode of speech is that of the Angles! *strikes a pose*
>>>
>>><PeterPika and Hot ROddish look at each other and agree that this is
>>>an interesting mode of speech>
>>
>>Indeedethiel!
>
><everyone ROTFLTH&AO>
>
><PeterPika and Hot ROddish jump up-and-down on couch and say "do it
>again!">
Doeth whateth? >.>
><couch growls for them to stop jumping>
*gasp* It's the Black Couch of the Dark Lord!
>>><Ewanpuff takes a picture>
>>
>>*pose* ^_^v
>
><Ewanpuff:>"Okay now show me a little more of that-"
>
><Jedichu:>"Gimme that camera, Ewanpuff. No more blackmesh-taking for
>you."
>
><Ewanpuff:>"It's NOT blackmesh! He POSED! PLEASE!"
>
><Jedichu looks at Ewanpuff's digital camera screen:>"I see you've
>already altered the picture. <shows RH>"
Hmmmm, I look good on Sailor Jupiter's body. >.>
>Sorry about that AP.
>
><fixes picture so it's back to it's original form>
^_^v Perfectly all right! At least I wasn't hurled into another
universe and forced to become the rival of a propesised world savior
this time!
>>All so *cute*! *starts hugging at random*
>
><Pokemon tackle/hug AP then tackle/hug DG then tackle/hug NH and then
>tackle/hug RH>
Mwahahahahaha! My eeeeevil plan to spread joy and love has suceeded!
>>>>><Hamillpuff:>"Ewanpuff dumped a bucket of sand on my head!"
>>>>
>>>>It suits you. ^_^v
>>>
>>><PeterPika and Hot ROddish try building a sand castle in Hamillpuff's
>>>hair, but Hamillpuff sneezes>
>>
>>^_^v *gives them some concrete to strengthen it with*
>
><PeterPika nad Hot ROddish thank AP for the concrete as their abstract
>castles never work anyway>
No problem! People's heads are made to be covered in concrete. ^_^
>>>>><Ewanpuff:>"Say, if I get a brother, smash something, get a dog named
>>>>>Fluffy, and put together an act, would that be a break out role?!"
>>>>
>>>>...yes? @.@
>>>
>>>You have to watchout for that one, he's a little...strange.
>>
>>Ah, I see. ^_^v *gives him Nexus of Chaos*
>
>Egads! You're gonna make him worse!
>
><Ewanpuff:>"Nah, it just tastes like ::BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP::! Hmm,
>yummy! Thank you!"
No problem! ^_^ But watch out for the random mutation!
>>>Alright you've got us, what do all of the ascii faces mean? We're so
>>>used to emoticons. Help!
>>
>>Heh heh heh. ^_^
>
><snips list for self>
>
>>You see? ^_^
>
>YES!! Thank you! <prints list for self>
>
>I *knew* I should have copied down that list when I saw an explanation
>last year!
Heh heh. ^_^v Copying it down his half the battle... or... something.
>_>;
>>>>><Seanpuff:>"-as in pufferfishlike. Please don't stick any more pins in
>>>>>us, that hurts."
>>>>>
>>>>><Hot ROddish apologizes for spilling the container of sewing needles>
>>>>
>>>>But it's acupuncture, really!
>>>
>>><Hot ROddish considers opening a business>
>>
>>^_^v How would you stick them in with no hands, though?
>
>Hot ROddish uses his leaves. He's got extra long leaves (see website
>for pic) so he's totally fine <Hot ROddish juggles a dozen toy cars>.
Ahhhh, I see. Didn't know those were prehensile. ^-^v
>...except for when he decides to drive erratically.
>
><Hot ROddish perks up at the word "drive">
>
><others mimic their previous bouts of motion sickness>
>.>; Ah, I see... Maybe he just needs a bigger vehicle! ^-^v *gives
Sun Crusher*
>>>>Nay, for I wander in the dark spaces where the light of .sigs do not
>>>>penetrate.
>>>
>>><sigs and .sigerette tree deliberate on this and agree that they will
>>>have to fix that>
>>
>>Mine destiny lies in the shadow; to go deep, into the ramblings, the
>>inappropriate abbreviations, the shallow surface of deep darkness...
>>
>>*keeps going on about "destiny", "fate" and "cheese danishes" for 20
>>minutes*
>
>ROTFLMH&AO!!!
>
>You'll fit in just fine!!! :-D
^o^v Woo! *does won-the-battle dance*
*bwahahahaevil*
>>>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, not that I have anything against
>>>>sigs. >.>
>>>
>>><sigs and .sigerette tree cheer>
>>
>>*.sig mambo*
>
><sigs limbo while mambo>
*samba while limbo while mambo*
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig came into being by not being)
>>>
>>>Long story- wanna hear?
>>
>>Sure! ^_^v
>>
>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, likes such.
>
><ahem>
>
>Back in late Sept/early Oct of last year, I was a newbie on RASSM and
>the .sig I had planned couldn't be used because the site in it was
>going thru a major update period and sigging it made no sense.
>
>So the .sig that appears directly under my name (this is ng sig we're
>talking about here) ended up just being me saying that I had no .sig
>yet.
Ahhhh, I see. ^_^ Something similar with me, actually... (I think. It
was five or six years ago. >.>) (Ah, yes.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=group:rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc+author:A,A,M%26K&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as_miny=1995&as_maxd=14&as_maxm=8&as_maxy=1997&selm=33ee28da.4909252%40news.snip.net&rnum=1
)
>Eventually I started saying weird things about the sig not being
>there, until DG and DG's .sigs invited my non-existent .sig to a
>lemonade party.
>
>That's how sig came into existence by not existing.
Ahhhh, cool... ^o^v Very interesting. *nodnod*
><bows>
>
>Also, my .sigs like to be called sigs (that's no period) because when
>it was just sig, DG had .sig and I had sig so not using the period
>made it less confusing. Then when we both started having other sigs
>and .sigs, it got a little confusing anyway to everyone else. At least
>*I'm" not confused. Are any of you confused yet?
Ahhhhh, I see. ^-^v *confusion* *attacks self*
>Anyway, the .sigerette tree is the only one in my batch that uses the
>period cuz the .sigerette tree is extra special.
Ahhhh. ^-^ ...what exactly *is* it? >.>;
><.sigerette tree smiles>
>
>At least it doesn't flaunt it like some of my other sigs...
Hey, if you've got it... ^_^
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig is proud of it's freak heritage)
>
>When the other sigs came into being, I put in this little comment area
>here. See? :-)
Andrew " NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, ah, yes, I see!
Andrew Perron
<rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 09 Aug 2002 23:36:41 GMT, pwe...@mindspring.com (Andrew
>Perron) wrote:
>>On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 15:05:35 -0400, Rainbow Heron
>><rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 03:44:48 GMT, pwe...@mindspring.com (Andrew
>>>Perron) wrote:
<snip>
>>All: Woo! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
>
>Hehehe they still look like birds to me. :-)
^o^ No, this is a bird! ^>^
><sig says it's because it whacked RH on the head with the typo stick
>earlier>
>
>No that ain't it.
Nah, that's only if it happens repeatedly within a short span of
wombat. ^_^v
>>>>Ahhhhh. ^_^v Cool!
>>>
>>>Yes it certainly is! <others snicker>
>>
>>^-^v *starts pumping in liquid nitrogen*
>
>Ooo! Whom do we freeze first?
Hmmmmmmm... Shigeru Miyamoto, so that future generations may witness
his genius.
><Headless Horseman, PeterPika, and Hot ROddish start carving ice
>sculptures>
Woohoo! ^_^ *makes one of Ice Man and Roll*
>>>>>Then someone <looks over at that "someone"> requested that AFJ be
>>>>>carried by a nice big server and newsbies started showing up.
>>>>
>>>>Ahhhh, like me. ^_^v
>>>
>>>Actually it was DG. DG confessed right after we got a few drop-ins.
>>>
>>>(sorry DG)
>>
>>Ah, I see. ^_^ But I meant me as a newbie...
>
>No that wasn't it either.
Ahhhhh... Then Godzilla! ^_^ *roar* *stomp*
>>>Cool! Yep, he maintains a pretty hefty but cool list there. What's the
>>>word I'm looking for...Archivist. Man I know that feeling.
>>
>>*nodnod* Keeping the records of the past, preserving the bridge to the
>>future... ~_~
>
>You said it bro!
^-^v *is the Librarian of Eternity*
><big pile of various stuffs RH needs to archive stares her in the
>face>
>
><sigh> But it really is hard work tho...
*nods* Indeed, though its fruits are well worth!
>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>(sig is really beginning to like this .sigless guy)
>>>>
>>>>^-^ Thanks!
>>>
>>><ng sig:>"Welcome!>
>>
>>^-^v *drops random power-up*
>
><ng sig searches for power-up>
YOU GOT
BUNNY SHOES
>>>You're almost there!
>>>
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig says he is)
>>
>>Woohoo! vvv^_^vvv *stock footage from the first SW movie, with the
>>medals and all*
>
><everyone cheers>
>
>Did you give Chewie a medal too?
Yes, despite the fact that he really isn't all that chewy.
>>>Oh great, no I gotta go thru a year's worth of postings and make that
>>>list now. Ah yes, I know the pains of being an Archivist. :-D
>>
>>Andrew" NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, hey, could be worse! ^-^
>
>Don't remind me.
Awwww, but I just made this steam-powered reminding device. >.>
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig stares at RH)
>
>Yep, *don't* remind me...
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, fine, see if I care! u.u
Rainbow Heron
but a t thang" <newha...@aol.com> wrote:
>"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
>news:btt7lu0b69rt574l8...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 9 Aug 2002 01:45:54 -0400, "Newton Haights - Ain't nothin' but
>> a t thang" <newha...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
>> >news:vbe5lucf0ftoicq53...@4ax.com...
>> >>
>> >> OK quick point of order here- don't use each others characters
>> >> directly. Like you can toss a cd to Hamillpuff that says something
>> >> but you can't make him read it.
>> >>
>> >> Make sense? Thanks.
>> >
>> >Yep, sure. Just thought it'd be easier...I'm not used to this
>> >roleplaying thing.
>>
>> That's ok. I had to learn from DG but you'll catch on.
>>
>> I actually find it a bit amusing you call this role-playing cuz I'm
>> not a gamer and I usually associate role-playing with gaming. :-D I
>> just call this "being silly". :-D But you call can it whatever you
>> want.
>>
>> <IT growls from bathroom>
>>
>> <RH yells to IT:>"No I wasn't talking about you."
>
>Well, I wouldn't call, uh, the next section here roleplaying either, but
>that's what "they" call it.
Okay then, so we're all roleplaying!
<Ianpuff walks up with a stack of scripts>
Not that kind of role-playing, but you're welcome to use those if you
want Ianpuff.
<Ianpuff:>"Why not? It's *our* Jigglypuff Theatre!"
Of course.
<Ianpuff:>"And if you'd let me have the keyboard-"
-woah, wait a sec there-
<Ianpuff:>"-I can finish that story for the .sigs in the party hat."
Oh, okay then.
>> >The best I can manage is something along the lines
>> >of <checks spelling>:
>> >
>> >Azure Haights: *throws pie at Hamillpuff*
>> >Azure Haights: *hit*
>> >(which might be followed by "Hamillpuff: *veto*" if he so chose)
>>
>> That's pretty good!
>>
>> <Hamillpuff demonstrates an even better way:>"
>> Azure Haights: *hits Hamillpuff with pie*
>> <Hamillpuff eats pie>
>> or
>> Azure Haights: *throws pie at Hamillpuff*
>> <Hamillpuff catches pie midair and throws it back frisbeelike>
>>
>> And thank you for checking the spelling this time!"
>
>No prob. *takes note* Hamill. Ha-mill. Ham-mill. Ham mill. Ground
>ham. Ground pork. ...meatloaf?
<Hamillpuff:>"Meatloaf?! YUCK!!! But DG might eat it. DG's a Porkinite
after all."
>> <-NH & RH reunite->
>> >> >> >> <Artie the Rainbow Trout waves "H!" too just in case NH
>> >> >> >> remembers him altho he probably doesn't>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Aahh........nope. Sorry. ^^;;
>> >> >>
>> >> >> <Artie:>"That's okay. I was a #weird-al reg for a short period
>> >> >> of time."
>> >> >
>> >> >Musta been when I was gone. :-p
>> >>
>> >> <Artie:>"Nah, just when you weren't looking. ;-)"
>> >
>> >Well, that goes without saying.
>>
>> <Artie:>"Yes I guess some things do. Hey, wanna know what else
>> happened when you weren't looking?"
>
>Do I? ^_-
<Artie:>"Only if you REALLY want to! Like, if you just wanna know
about 2 weddings. One serious and one...well..."
<-t-thangs bit->
>> <looks at watch>
>>
>> Ok I'm finally asking- "LOY?"
>
>Eh, another cascade. Supposedly, the letters stand for "Love Our Yu" -
>The Yu in question was a popular troll (strangely enough, in AGNP that's
>not an oxymoron) who's since left.
:-D I can understand that. The Porkinites like to troll for fun
reasons. I've come to understand that there are MANY different classes
of trolls. Your Yu sounds like the good kind.
<-minisig, megasig, 'Puffs, and ice games->
<-spelling "Hamillpuff"->
<-DDR->
>> >To be honest, I don't own a copy of the game. In fact...
>> >
>> ><NH takes Konamix disc back> Sorry. Someone might want this back.
>> >;-)
>> >
>> >How 'bout this? <tosses a link to www.ddrfreak.com to the 'puffs>
>>
>> <'Puffs tell RH she needs to get her soundcard fixed so they can
>> listen to it>
>>
>> Talk to the soundcard guys, it ain't listening to me...
>
>...and you're not listening to it. *rimshot*
:-D Yeah REALLY!
>> >> <-DORK->
>> >> >> Oh well. At least *WE* had fun!!! :-D
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I still have the site codes and images and stuff off of my
>> >> >> server but kept elsewhere if you're interested.
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Eh, sure, what the heck...for nostalgia's sake. ;-)
>> >>
>> >> :-D <digs around old cds and stuff> It's around here somewhere...
>> >
>> >RAINBOHERN used DIG!
>> >
>> >It's not very effective...
>>
>> ?
>>
>> <RH can't dig it and goes digging for a DIG with a diglet>
>
>Gameboy reference. "Dig" is a move from the game. And since you were
>digging (I didn't even noticed you used the word "dig" yourself) for
>something, but couldn't find it,
Punning! Word playing! See DG & I do that all the time. We could teach
you about our brand of punning. Wanna learn? We'll start you out on an
easy one since it gets out of control pretty easily, but we try and
keep it as simple as possible.
<Ewanpuff volunteers for the quick-and-dirty explanation>
We may need that, but we need to find what happened to DG. I know that
new 'Puff must be taking of half of it's time...but in any case (pun
intended), here's a good example: see below (*)
>I thought it was apropos...
Certainly! When you go with the words and play with them- you get word
play, which is...PUNNING! YIPEE!!! :-D
<-where'd our sites and blogs go->
<-sigs start to sit-in->
>> <ng sig says that it's a .significantly rebellious sig's duty to get
>> on their human's case until they are heard>
>>
>> Well, so far these sigs haven't gotten on my case yet.
>>
>> <Pennysig grabs RH's case and drags it onto a stage>
>>
>> <RH's sigs sit on RH's case>
>>
>> Oh brother...they're staging a sit-in.
(*)
That's a quick one-person one, but for the classic, we need a new
thread.
<-ISPs->
>> >> >You may still get to see the brand new-and-improved Yonaka Odotte
>> >> >Ootachi after all. =-D
>> >>
>> >> ACK! English please! What is this Yonaka Odotte Ootachi? Something
>> >> tells me it's about an Oddish?
>> >
>> >It's the name of the website. Yonaka = midnight, Odotte = dancing,
>> >and Ootachi = Furret, so think of it as a code phrase -- "The furret
>> >dances at midnight."
>>
>> Ah! A Dancing furret! Will it dance at noon during the Alaskan
>> wintertime?
>
>Sure, why not?
>
>(dancing furrets are another AGNP injoke, by the way -- a short-lived
>AGNP regular came up with the term "HFD" ("Happy Furret Dance") after
>watching a minigame in Pokemon Stadium 2 (for the N64) and watching the
>little dance the winning Furret did. That's what I meant by "the hfd is
>eternal" on the page you saw.)
Aw, I thought it was because of hampsterdance.com.
<RH's Pokemon, sigs, and others all start singing that damn stupid
song over and over and over and over...>
Oh shit...
But really, is there some animated .gif around of that little dance?
<-wrong posters and guessing trolls->
>(obviously we aren't on the same wavelength -- although this DID help us
>figure out who we meant! =-D)
Like we could forget?
(please please please I wanna forget that one!!! PLEASE make it go
away so I can forget it quicker!!!!)
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig says he's too redundant so he must be a machine)
>>
>> In any case, he started it so I'm entitled.
>
>He who casts the first seque -- *catches self*
<looks around hoping no one heard that>
Maybe we should leave the subject alone just in case He Who Must Not
Be Named gets any more ideas.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig doesn't wanna meet him)
And we certainly don't want him here.
Rainbow Heron
Perron) wrote:
><snip>
>>>All: Woo! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
>>
>>Hehehe they still look like birds to me. :-)
>
>^o^ No, this is a bird! ^>^
Looks like someone lost a fight.
<sigs surround RH and say they hope RH isn't dissing the .significant
emoticons>
Hell no! They just look different to me. I haven't learned this brand
yet. Cool your jets there sigs!
<sigs walk away....and whisper that it does sorta look like someone
lost a fight>
>><sig says it's because it whacked RH on the head with the typo stick
>>earlier>
>>
>>No that ain't it.
>
>Nah, that's only if it happens repeatedly within a short span of
>wombat. ^_^v
Wombat?
<ng sig wonders if whacking RH with a wombat will make her get back to
her websites>
<Artie wonders if having the wombat smack RH with himself (Artie) for
major procrastination will make her fix the sound card>
<RH hopes no one whacks or smackers her for having a weird way of
dealing with bits and bytes and hopes they all whack and smack her
computer instead>
<RH's computer hasn't been yelled at for a good long time and is
overdue for some major yelling at>
>>>>>Ahhhhh. ^_^v Cool!
>>>>
>>>>Yes it certainly is! <others snicker>
>>>
>>>^-^v *starts pumping in liquid nitrogen*
>>
>>Ooo! Whom do we freeze first?
>
>Hmmmmmmm... Shigeru Miyamoto, so that future generations may witness
>his genius.
So we shall have to freeze his genius too then?
Hmm, we shall use our best ice cube trays!
>><Headless Horseman, PeterPika, and Hot ROddish start carving ice
>>sculptures>
>
>Woohoo! ^_^ *makes one of Ice Man and Roll*
<Headless Horseman carves a Cometh for Ice Man>
<PeterPika and Hot ROddish carve a rock for Roll>
>>>>>>Then someone <looks over at that "someone"> requested that AFJ be
>>>>>>carried by a nice big server and newsbies started showing up.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahhhh, like me. ^_^v
>>>>
>>>>Actually it was DG. DG confessed right after we got a few drop-ins.
>>>>
>>>>(sorry DG)
>>>
>>>Ah, I see. ^_^ But I meant me as a newbie...
>>
>>No that wasn't it either.
>
>Ahhhhh... Then Godzilla! ^_^ *roar* *stomp*
Hey 'Zilla, could you please help me close this suitcase? It keeps
popping open.
>>>>Cool! Yep, he maintains a pretty hefty but cool list there. What's the
>>>>word I'm looking for...Archivist. Man I know that feeling.
>>>
>>>*nodnod* Keeping the records of the past, preserving the bridge to the
>>>future... ~_~
>>
>>You said it bro!
>
>^-^v *is the Librarian of Eternity*
<hopes Madame Jacosta Nu isn't bitchy>
>><big pile of various stuffs RH needs to archive stares her in the
>>face>
>>
>><sigh> But it really is hard work tho...
>
>*nods* Indeed, though its fruits are well worth!
The fruits *are* quite yummy too!
<makes fruit salad for everyone>
>>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>(sig is really beginning to like this .sigless guy)
>>>>>
>>>>>^-^ Thanks!
>>>>
>>>><ng sig:>"Welcome!>
>>>
>>>^-^v *drops random power-up*
>>
>><ng sig searches for power-up>
>
>YOU GOT
>
>BUNNY SHOES
<ng sig looks at bunny shoes and bounces around awhile with the box of
Bounce>
<Pokemon notice that ng sig's bunny shoes are white>
<RH/Alice knows she's gonna get teased so she decides not to follow ng
sig around for a while>
>>>>You're almost there!
>>>>
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig says he is)
>>>
>>>Woohoo! vvv^_^vvv *stock footage from the first SW movie, with the
>>>medals and all*
>>
>><everyone cheers>
>>
>>Did you give Chewie a medal too?
>
>Yes, despite the fact that he really isn't all that chewy.
He needs a chewy granola bar; all that yelling and no lunch break and
no medal, poor guy.
<tosses Chewie a chewy rich in all the good nutritious metallic stuff
we're supposed to eat>
>>>>Oh great, no I gotta go thru a year's worth of postings and make that
>>>>list now. Ah yes, I know the pains of being an Archivist. :-D
>>>
>>>Andrew" NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, hey, could be worse! ^-^
>>
>>Don't remind me.
>
>Awwww, but I just made this steam-powered reminding device. >.>
How does it work?
>>-Rainbow Heron
>>(sig stares at RH)
>>
>>Yep, *don't* remind me...
>
>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, fine, see if I care! u.u
You don't understand how tenatious ng sig can be.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig would gladly demonstrate, but it would mean that RH would be out
of comission for an even longer time)
Do you have a younger sibling? One that always tries to dominate you?
No? Me neither, but after this particular sig, I think I can
sympathize...
Rainbow Heron
Perron) wrote:
><snip>
>>>>ploof?
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika decides he likes that word and starts chanting it to
>>>>himself in Pikachuese>
>>>
>>>Ploof ploof pikaploof! ^_^
>>
>><PeterPika decides not to be jealous of the others who can also speak
>>human-speak and goes off chanting "pikaploof for a few minutes">
>>
>><Hamillpuff decides to get in on the chanting>
>>
>><Seanpuff rolls his eyes and pulls his hat over his head so he can't
>>hear>
>
>Ploof ploof ploof! v^-^v
If the ploof poofy?
<tries to find proof of ploofy ploof>
>>>>>Greeting WAVE! *SFX*
>>>>
>>>><'Puffs:>"WOAH! That's some killer sound effects there! Cool!!!"
>>>
>>>^-^v *puts Industrial Light & Magic away in the closet*
>>
>><'Puffs;>"No! Install it around the house! We can have a really killer
>>karaoke night!"
>
>Woohoo! *party*
>
>*Electric bill comes* *horrible death rains from the skies*
<PeterPika and Jedichu zap the raining death and decide to use their
own Pika-powered rechargeable generators next time instead>
>>>><Ewanpuff starts stuffing his pillow with pudding>
>>>
>>>"Great Will of the Macrocosm-chan, I'm still stuck in pudding!"
>>
>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff don't know what that means but they sure like
>>the sound of it when spoken and ask AP to do it again>
>
>^-^v *repeats*
<Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff cheer and applaud>
<SWAT Team cleans up the Cheer>
>*gives them Excel Saga DVD*
<Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff thank AP and play frisbee with the DVD>
We don't have a DVD play- oh wait, Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff seem to be
playing with it just fine.
<random neighbor gets hit in the -ahem- with the DVD>
Whoops. Looks like we're losing yet another neighbor after this one.
>>>*strategically places Pillow Bombs* *activates the Pillow Navy Seals*
>>>*sends signals to the Pillow Satellite in low earth orbit*
>>
>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff are impressed>
>>
>><Jedichu:>"I told you two to watch it with those things. You never
>>know when you're gonna stumble onto the big-timers."
>
>*nodnod* The world of pillows if one of brutal competiton and swift
>elimination. One never knows when or from where his foe willl strike.
>u_u
Like the last time the couch joined in on the fight.
<RH's couch HRS Jabba the Hutt smiles and cackles>
Oh good gracious. My couch cackles.
>><Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff rolls their yes>
>>
>><Jedichu pulls a rip-cord and suddenly a whole pile of pillows stuffed
>>with tumbleweeds and feathers falls on top of them>
>
>See? ^-^
<Jedichu just smiles a nice big toothy grin>
<Hamillpuff and Ewanpuff make a fortress out of the pillows>
<PeterPika plays with the feathers>
<Hot ROddish hopes those tumbleweeds don't seed the neighborhood>
>>>Dangit, I can't quite summon the Pillow Kaiju. >_>
>>>
>>>
>>>(Kaiju = giant, Godzilla-type monster.)
>>
>><others:>"Oooooooooooooooooo!"
>
>^-^v Mecha King Gidorah, I choose you!
<everyone looks up to see a Kaiju-shaped mechanical pillow>
That's some pretty fancy work there! Does it do laundry and dishes
too? ;-)
>>>><Artie sneaks away quietly and hides under the couch>
>>>
>>>^_^v Don't worry, I won't destroy the world twice in one week!
>>
>><couch is glad>
>>
>><Artie:>"I'm a pillow. I only smack people, I don't get in on pillow
>>fights."
>
>^_^ Ah, I thought you were a fish.
<Artie:>"I'm a fish-shaped pillow. Or a pillow-shaped fish depending
on everyone's point of view at certain times. :-) ">
>>>>>>>I hight Andrew Perron!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You hight Andrew Perron? I take it you're tall?
>>>>>>
>>>>>><'Puffs and Wiggly-tough grab binoculars and look up>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nay! Mine mode of speech is that of the Angles! *strikes a pose*
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika and Hot ROddish look at each other and agree that this is
>>>>an interesting mode of speech>
>>>
>>>Indeedethiel!
>>
>><everyone ROTFLTH&AO>
>>
>><PeterPika and Hot ROddish jump up-and-down on couch and say "do it
>>again!">
>
>Doeth whateth? >.>
>><couch growls for them to stop jumping>
>
>*gasp* It's the Black Couch of the Dark Lord!
<RH's couch is known as His Royal Slugness Jabba the Hutt because it's
ugly, a tannish brown, large, fat, extremely heavy, and when first
purchased it smelled extremely bad>
>>>><Ewanpuff takes a picture>
>>>
>>>*pose* ^_^v
>>
>><Ewanpuff:>"Okay now show me a little more of that-"
>>
>><Jedichu:>"Gimme that camera, Ewanpuff. No more blackmesh-taking for
>>you."
>>
>><Ewanpuff:>"It's NOT blackmesh! He POSED! PLEASE!"
>>
>><Jedichu looks at Ewanpuff's digital camera screen:>"I see you've
>>already altered the picture. <shows RH>"
>
>Hmmmm, I look good on Sailor Jupiter's body. >.>
<RH/Alice looks at Pokemon who all snicker:>"Makes sense since I was
modled after Sailor Saturn. Altho I'd never have my hair that short
again."
>>Sorry about that AP.
>>
>><fixes picture so it's back to it's original form>
>
>^_^v Perfectly all right! At least I wasn't hurled into another
>universe
<RH/Alice and others know that feeling well>
>and forced to become the rival of a propesised world savior
>this time!
There's a story in that one. I can feel it.
>>>All so *cute*! *starts hugging at random*
>>
>><Pokemon tackle/hug AP then tackle/hug DG then tackle/hug NH and then
>>tackle/hug RH>
>
>Mwahahahahaha! My eeeeevil plan to spread joy and love has suceeded!
YIPEE!
Hey wait a sec, how can spreading joy and love be evil?
>>>>>><Hamillpuff:>"Ewanpuff dumped a bucket of sand on my head!"
>>>>>
>>>>>It suits you. ^_^v
>>>>
>>>><PeterPika and Hot ROddish try building a sand castle in Hamillpuff's
>>>>hair, but Hamillpuff sneezes>
>>>
>>>^_^v *gives them some concrete to strengthen it with*
>>
>><PeterPika nad Hot ROddish thank AP for the concrete as their abstract
>>castles never work anyway>
>
>No problem! People's heads are made to be covered in concrete. ^_^
Yes it solidifies their beliefs and gives them a good foundation!
<Hamillpuff dunks his head in water>
>>>>>><Ewanpuff:>"Say, if I get a brother, smash something, get a dog named
>>>>>>Fluffy, and put together an act, would that be a break out role?!"
>>>>>
>>>>>...yes? @.@
>>>>
>>>>You have to watchout for that one, he's a little...strange.
>>>
>>>Ah, I see. ^_^v *gives him Nexus of Chaos*
>>
>>Egads! You're gonna make him worse!
>>
>><Ewanpuff:>"Nah, it just tastes like ::BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP::! Hmm,
>>yummy! Thank you!"
>
>No problem! ^_^ But watch out for the random mutation!
<Ewanpuff:>"Well I already turned into a frog once so I think I can
handle it. Say, where'd this tail come from? <tongue flick>"
<Seanpuff;>"Hey, nice green color you got there."
<RH:>"LIZARD!!!"
<RH chases Ewanpuff-turned-anole around the yard>
Been awhile since I chased a lizard. :-D
>>>>Alright you've got us, what do all of the ascii faces mean? We're so
>>>>used to emoticons. Help!
>>>
>>>Heh heh heh. ^_^
>>
>><snips list for self>
>>
>>>You see? ^_^
>>
>>YES!! Thank you! <prints list for self>
>>
>>I *knew* I should have copied down that list when I saw an explanation
>>last year!
>
>Heh heh. ^_^v Copying it down his half the battle... or... something.
>>_>;
"or something" being the learning & remembering part. ACK
>>>>>><Seanpuff:>"-as in pufferfishlike. Please don't stick any more pins in
>>>>>>us, that hurts."
>>>>>>
>>>>>><Hot ROddish apologizes for spilling the container of sewing needles>
>>>>>
>>>>>But it's acupuncture, really!
>>>>
>>>><Hot ROddish considers opening a business>
>>>
>>>^_^v How would you stick them in with no hands, though?
>>
>>Hot ROddish uses his leaves. He's got extra long leaves (see website
>>for pic) so he's totally fine <Hot ROddish juggles a dozen toy cars>.
>
>Ahhhh, I see. Didn't know those were prehensile. ^-^v
Hot ROddish's leaves are longer than most oddishes' and are indeed
prehensile. All my Pokemon have modifications.
<others explain that RH likes making up her own rules when it comes to
making her own characters, even those based upon others'>
>>...except for when he decides to drive erratically.
>>
>><Hot ROddish perks up at the word "drive">
>>
>><others mimic their previous bouts of motion sickness>
>
> >.>; Ah, I see... Maybe he just needs a bigger vehicle! ^-^v *gives
>Sun Crusher*
ACK!!!!
<watches Hot ROddish and Kyp Durron duke it out for the ship>
<Jedichu and others come in and steal the ship during the little duel>
<Seanpuff & Ianpuff destroy the sun crushing capability>
<others reshape the hull into the Royal Starship from Phantom Menace>
<Kyp Durron gapes at the "new" ship>
<Hot ROddish smacks Kyp in the shins with his hot rod tail and wins
the match>
<Hamillpuff asks if he can borrow the match>
A J-type Nubian ship with quantom-crystalline armor! Just the type of
ship we wanted!!! Thanks!!!!
<Hot ROddish chases Kyp away with the ship>
<others get carsick REALLY quick>
<Hamillpuff uses match to fire rockets at Kyp>
<Jedichu sighs and takes an asprin>
Maybe I should drive that thing awhile...
>>>>>Nay, for I wander in the dark spaces where the light of .sigs do not
>>>>>penetrate.
>>>>
>>>><sigs and .sigerette tree deliberate on this and agree that they will
>>>>have to fix that>
>>>
>>>Mine destiny lies in the shadow; to go deep, into the ramblings, the
>>>inappropriate abbreviations, the shallow surface of deep darkness...
>>>
>>>*keeps going on about "destiny", "fate" and "cheese danishes" for 20
>>>minutes*
>>
>>ROTFLMH&AO!!!
>>
>>You'll fit in just fine!!! :-D
>
>^o^v Woo! *does won-the-battle dance*
>
>
>
>*bwahahahaevil*
Yep- Just fine! :-D
>>>>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, not that I have anything against
>>>>>sigs. >.>
>>>>
>>>><sigs and .sigerette tree cheer>
>>>
>>>*.sig mambo*
>>
>><sigs limbo while mambo>
>
>*samba while limbo while mambo*
<Simba does samba>
<limber lumber does limbo>
<RH asks DG in Mumby can do mambo>
<PeterPika & Hot ROddish do dips while salsa>
<'Puffs dip salsa while doing samba under a limbo doing mambo>
Interesting, the 'Puffs have avoided making themselves sick to their
stomachs and a piece of lumber is trying to limbo itself.
>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>(sig came into being by not being)
>>>>
>>>>Long story- wanna hear?
>>>
>>>Sure! ^_^v
>>>
>>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, likes such.
>>
>><ahem>
>>
>>Back in late Sept/early Oct of last year, I was a newbie on RASSM and
>>the .sig I had planned couldn't be used because the site in it was
>>going thru a major update period and sigging it made no sense.
>>
>>So the .sig that appears directly under my name (this is ng sig we're
>>talking about here) ended up just being me saying that I had no .sig
>>yet.
>
>Ahhhh, I see. ^_^ Something similar with me, actually... (I think. It
>was five or six years ago. >.>) (Ah, yes.
>http://groups.google.com/groups?q=group:rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc+author:A,A,M%26K&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as_miny=1995&as_maxd=14&as_maxm=8&as_maxy=1997&selm=33ee28da.4909252%40news.snip.net&rnum=1
>)
<reads>
"It's the adventures of: NO .SIG MAN! By:Andrew Perron"
Is that an old tagline of yours or a fanfic?
<ng sig:>"Or a "no .sig" .sig?"
>>Eventually I started saying weird things about the sig not being
>>there, until DG and DG's .sigs invited my non-existent .sig to a
>>lemonade party.
>>
>>That's how sig came into existence by not existing.
>
>Ahhhh, cool... ^o^v Very interesting. *nodnod*
<ng sig loves its heritage>
That's one cool but proud sig- watch out for it.
>><bows>
>>
>>Also, my .sigs like to be called sigs (that's no period) because when
>>it was just sig, DG had .sig and I had sig so not using the period
>>made it less confusing. Then when we both started having other sigs
>>and .sigs, it got a little confusing anyway to everyone else. At least
>>*I'm" not confused. Are any of you confused yet?
>
>Ahhhhh, I see. ^-^v *confusion* *attacks self*
:-D Muahaha I am making people confused. I like this. Let's do it some
more!!! Hey DG, wanna let's REALLY confuse these guys? ;-D
>>Anyway, the .sigerette tree is the only one in my batch that uses the
>>period cuz the .sigerette tree is extra special.
>
>Ahhhh. ^-^ ...what exactly *is* it? >.>;
According to the Dic.signary
(http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/sigrebellion/dicsignary.htm):
"<.sigerette tree>
The .sigerette tree is a good friend of .sigs everywhere! You'll find
the .sigerette tree where the lemonade springs and the bluebird sings.
In other words, you'll find the .sigerette tree around when DG is
passing out lemonade and RH feels like singing while typing. Well, you
can find the .sigerette tree anyway, but that's how the song goes..
But what exactly *is* the .sigerette tree? Well... it's a .sigerette
tree. The .sigerette tree is a mystery partly because no one knows
exactly what it is. But we *do* know that it *isn't* a cigarette tree;
cigarette trees are bad for your health especially in the drought
season. The .sigerette tree may be a tree of .sigs, a tree of
.siglets, a tree of .siglettes, a tree where .sigs, .siglets, and
.siglettes go to find some shade, a tree that originated in a .sig of
some sort, a tree that happened to have a .sig for a friend... the
.sigerette tree is the .sigerette tree because it just is a .sigerette
tree! And it can behave just as wildly as any .sig. It also likes to
keep its name lowercased for some .siggy reason or other."
When I get to updating .Significant Rebellion <sigs eye RH> each sig
and maybe even .sig will get its own profile page so maybe the
.sigerette tree will help shed some light on the matter...or shade or
whatever.
<.sigerette tree just smiles as it watches RH and AP get all confused>
>><.sigerette tree smiles>
>>
>>At least it doesn't flaunt it like some of my other sigs...
>
>Hey, if you've got it... ^_^
You haven't seen my sigs when they REALLY flaunt. They can get out of
hand.
<sigs in .sig bunker plot some REAL flaunting action>
-Rainbow Heron
(sig starts to cackle)
Oh shit...
Andrew Perron
<rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 18 Aug 2002 01:08:48 GMT, pwe...@mindspring.com (Andrew
>Perron) wrote:
>
>><snip>
>>>>All: Woo! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
>>>
>>>Hehehe they still look like birds to me. :-)
>>
>>^o^ No, this is a bird! ^>^
>
>Looks like someone lost a fight.
Maybe it's someone who lost a fight with a bird. >.> You know, birds
are actually classified as a type of dinosaur. *nodnod*
><sigs surround RH and say they hope RH isn't dissing the .significant
>emoticons>
>
>Hell no! They just look different to me. I haven't learned this brand
>yet. Cool your jets there sigs!
Yeah! Though, if your jets were cool, you wouldn't be able to fly
very well, but then why would a .sig fly anyway? `-`
><sigs walk away....and whisper that it does sorta look like someone
>lost a fight>
Grrrrr! ^>^ *emoticon attacks .sigs*
>>><sig says it's because it whacked RH on the head with the typo stick
>>>earlier>
>>>
>>>No that ain't it.
>>
>>Nah, that's only if it happens repeatedly within a short span of
>>wombat. ^_^v
>
>Wombat?
No, thanks, I'm full. ^_^
><ng sig wonders if whacking RH with a wombat will make her get back to
>her websites>
>
><Artie wonders if having the wombat smack RH with himself (Artie) for
>major procrastination will make her fix the sound card>
>
><RH hopes no one whacks or smackers her for having a weird way of
>dealing with bits and bytes and hopes they all whack and smack her
>computer instead>
>
><RH's computer hasn't been yelled at for a good long time and is
>overdue for some major yelling at>
*starts passing out mallets and wombats to all*
>>>>>>Ahhhhh. ^_^v Cool!
>>>>>
>>>>>Yes it certainly is! <others snicker>
>>>>
>>>>^-^v *starts pumping in liquid nitrogen*
>>>
>>>Ooo! Whom do we freeze first?
>>
>>Hmmmmmmm... Shigeru Miyamoto, so that future generations may witness
>>his genius.
>
>So we shall have to freeze his genius too then?
I guess. OTOH, we could just salt it, so that it will survive the
long journey by ship. >.>v
>Hmm, we shall use our best ice cube trays!
And our freshest orange juice!
>>><Headless Horseman, PeterPika, and Hot ROddish start carving ice
>>>sculptures>
>>
>>Woohoo! ^_^ *makes one of Ice Man and Roll*
>
><Headless Horseman carves a Cometh for Ice Man>
>
><PeterPika and Hot ROddish carve a rock for Roll>
>.>v *rebuilds the Rock into a fighting robot*
>>>>>>>Then someone <looks over at that "someone"> requested that AFJ be
>>>>>>>carried by a nice big server and newsbies started showing up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ahhhh, like me. ^_^v
>>>>>
>>>>>Actually it was DG. DG confessed right after we got a few drop-ins.
>>>>>
>>>>>(sorry DG)
>>>>
>>>>Ah, I see. ^_^ But I meant me as a newbie...
>>>
>>>No that wasn't it either.
>>
>>Ahhhhh... Then Godzilla! ^_^ *roar* *stomp*
>
>Hey 'Zilla, could you please help me close this suitcase? It keeps
>popping open.
Godzilla: *roar* *takes out the clothes inside, irons and refolds
them, then stacks them methodically so that the overall amount of
space taken up is much less*
>>>>>Cool! Yep, he maintains a pretty hefty but cool list there. What's the
>>>>>word I'm looking for...Archivist. Man I know that feeling.
>>>>
>>>>*nodnod* Keeping the records of the past, preserving the bridge to the
>>>>future... ~_~
>>>
>>>You said it bro!
>>
>>^-^v *is the Librarian of Eternity*
>
><hopes Madame Jacosta Nu isn't bitchy>
Ah... OK, I have to admit I have no idea on this one. @.@
>>><big pile of various stuffs RH needs to archive stares her in the
>>>face>
>>>
>>><sigh> But it really is hard work tho...
>>
>>*nods* Indeed, though its fruits are well worth!
>
>The fruits *are* quite yummy too!
>
><makes fruit salad for everyone>
Hai hai! ^-^v *tangelo* *pomegranate* *kiwi*
>>>>>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>>>>>(sig is really beginning to like this .sigless guy)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>^-^ Thanks!
>>>>>
>>>>><ng sig:>"Welcome!>
>>>>
>>>>^-^v *drops random power-up*
>>>
>>><ng sig searches for power-up>
>>
>>YOU GOT
>>
>>BUNNY SHOES
>
><ng sig looks at bunny shoes and bounces around awhile with the box of
>Bounce>
It's snuggly freshness! ^_^
><Pokemon notice that ng sig's bunny shoes are white>
>
><RH/Alice knows she's gonna get teased so she decides not to follow ng
>sig around for a while>
Awwwww, but why? ;_;
>>>Did you give Chewie a medal too?
>>
>>Yes, despite the fact that he really isn't all that chewy.
>
>He needs a chewy granola bar; all that yelling and no lunch break and
>no medal, poor guy.
*nodnod* And some milk. >.> *milk*
><tosses Chewie a chewy rich in all the good nutritious metallic stuff
>we're supposed to eat>
Iron! Zinc! Molybdenum!
>>>>>Oh great, no I gotta go thru a year's worth of postings and make that
>>>>>list now. Ah yes, I know the pains of being an Archivist. :-D
>>>>
>>>>Andrew" NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, hey, could be worse! ^-^
>>>
>>>Don't remind me.
>>
>>Awwww, but I just made this steam-powered reminding device. >.>
>
>How does it work?
...work?
>>>-Rainbow Heron
>>>(sig stares at RH)
>>>
>>>Yep, *don't* remind me...
>>
>>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, fine, see if I care! u.u
>
>You don't understand how tenatious ng sig can be.
Hah! I'll use aqua regia and dissolve it away! u.u
>-Rainbow Heron
>(sig would gladly demonstrate, but it would mean that RH would be out
>of comission for an even longer time)
>
>Do you have a younger sibling? One that always tries to dominate you?
>No? Me neither, but after this particular sig, I think I can
>sympathize...
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, hmmmmm, I see...
Newton Haights - Ain't nothin' but a t thang
news:3d678a76...@news.cox.net...
> On Tue, 20 Aug 2002 15:53:23 -0400, Rainbow Heron
> <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 18 Aug 2002 01:08:48 GMT, pwe...@mindspring.com (Andrew
> >Perron) wrote:
<sniiiiiiiiiiiip snip snip>
> >>><Headless Horseman, PeterPika, and Hot ROddish start carving ice
> >>>sculptures>
> >>
> >>Woohoo! ^_^ *makes one of Ice Man and Roll*
> >
> ><Headless Horseman carves a Cometh for Ice Man>
> >
> ><PeterPika and Hot ROddish carve a rock for Roll>
>
> >.>v *rebuilds the Rock into a fighting robot*
Fight, Dwayne Johnson! For everlasting peace! ^_^ v
Andrew Perron
but a t thang" <newha...@aol.com> wrote:
^O^v *never thought about a crossover with that*
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, there's one they haven't tried
yet, Rockman Wrestling.
Newton Haights - Ain't nothin' but a t thang
"And it's Rob Van Dam with a Five-Star FrogMan Splash..."
*shrug* ^^;;