[Sith War 2002] Promises
Peter Hanely
computers well cracked and root kitted (for now anyway), R5-P1 turned to
campaigning. All channels crackled and the image of the master droid
and its translator again appeared.
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For the upcoming election my opponents my promise, or threaten, many
things. Only I can deliver what this world requires most, law and
order, and end to the destructive random rampages. In the end we all
know I'll prevail. Support me now and hasten the Pax Droida.
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Revieving this latest broadcast from his former sidekick, now mad droid,
the Jedi Hacker, aka Chuck Babbage, resolved R5-P1 must not succeed.
Leaving the porkinites to deal with the Haacker, he searched for a
terminal, any working terminal. AT LAST! In the Fans of teh Can
clubhouse, several computers had survived the recent devistation.
Politely (for a desperate nerd) he squeezed himself into a free
workstation and logged in as an anoumous user. Remote connect to
servers aboard the Giant PDA. Loads on waiting mail, later. Quickly he
registered under his assumed identy, and composed a campaign letter.
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Many promises have been made. Much cheating has been commited. In the
end we must work together to secure our freedom from the madmen who now
compose an oliarchy of despotism. Beware especially the droid R5-P1.
It's Pax Droida will surely be slavery for us all.
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As always monitering communications traffic and plotting, R5-P1 found
the messages from Chuck Babbage. Charles Babbage? Couldn't be. In any
case, he must be destroyed along with the rest on the anarchists.
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Summary:
- Chuck Babbage also registers for the election, which he hadn't heard
about before.
- Campaign speaches are made.
- Who is Chuck Babbage?
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The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
news:3D6E0A51...@nospam.calweb.com...
> For the upcoming election my opponents my promise, or threaten, many
> things. Only I can deliver what this world requires most, law and
> order, and end to the destructive random rampages. In the end we all
> know I'll prevail. Support me now and hasten the Pax Droida.
...
the Pax Droida?!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
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Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com
Stephen Tilson
> "Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> news:3D6E0A51...@nospam.calweb.com...
>
> > For the upcoming election my opponents my promise, or threaten, many
> > things. Only I can deliver what this world requires most, law and
> > order, and end to the destructive random rampages. In the end we all
> > know I'll prevail. Support me now and hasten the Pax Droida.
>
> ...
>
> the Pax Droida?!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
Pax Dweeba, more like it.
Steve Tilson
Peter Hanely
Surly Punk is in orbit of RASSM, right?
about time to do some real damage this war(after the election)
cai...@newsreader.com
> Stephen Tilson wrote:
> > "Michael Ponte \(Love Machine\)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in
> > message news:<fDyb9.286961$UU1.51198@sccrnsc03>...
> >
> >>"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> >>news:3D6E0A51...@nospam.calweb.com...
> >>
> >>
> >>>For the upcoming election my opponents my promise, or threaten, many
> >>>things. Only I can deliver what this world requires most, law and
> >>>order, and end to the destructive random rampages. In the end we all
> >>>know I'll prevail. Support me now and hasten the Pax Droida.
> >>
> >>...
> >>
> >>the Pax Droida?!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
> >
> >
> > Pax Dweeba, more like it.
> >
> > Steve Tilson
>
> Surly Punk is in orbit of RASSM, right?
>
> about time to do some real damage this war(after the election)
Actually, Surly Punk 2 is currently shrunk to pocket size and in my shirt
pocket aboard Rim's ship, the name of which I can't remember, the position
of which nobody knows.
Steve Tilson
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