[SITH WAR]: It's not my fault!
Policrat'
nerfs."
"You have a wonderful way of stating the obvious," John countered, grimacing
"And for a supposedly omnisicent being," noted Commander Pol' McEwok - the
nearest approximation to a 'Policraticus' in the Sith War universe, "Rakelle
has shown a shocking unawareness of what my primary Sith War character is
called. Or any desire to define 'associates' in a sensible way."
_ _
|[I][I]|
I()I
\||/
"And I think we're agreeing again...."
>>>>>>>>>>>>I>>>>> "Indeed," Simon noted gravely.
>>>R>>>>>>>>F>>>>
>>>A>>>>>>>>>>>>> "BOOBIES?" asked John.
>>>S>>>>>>>>Y>>>
>>>T>>>>>>>>O>>> "(o)(o)," Pol' agreed.
>>>A>>>>>>>>U>>
>>>/>>>>>>>>'>> "Heh!" Simon chuckled.
>>M>>>>>>>>>L>
>>A>>>>>>>>>L> "Hah!"
>>R>>>>>>>>>>EXCUSE THE RANDOMNESS...?
>>A>>>>>>>>>> ";)"
>>?>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "^)"
>>>>>D>>>>>
>>>>>O>>>>> "?-)"
>>>>>R>>>>
>>>>>O>>>> "B#>"
>>>>>T>>>
>>>>>H>>> "Nerf?"
>>>>>Y>>
>>>>>?>> "Yub Yub!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Och?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Aye?"
>>>>>
>O>>> "(\)(o)?"
>N>>>
>E>>> "I know."
>-EYED SNAKE?!
>>>>> "And?"
>>>>
>>>> "Yes...?"
>>> {Red- }
>>> "Ja?" {Gold }
>> {& Green}
>> "Really?"
>
> "INDEED?!"
"MY HEAD HURTS!" Gumby wailed. In contrast to the rest of RASSM, he had
found himself trapped inside a Terry Gilliam stop-motion cartoon nerf.
> "Heh," someone repeated.
"What about the continuity," the Man With the Golden Lightsaber cut in, much
to most people's relief. "Now, I mean, but either I just got shot full of
holes by a hamster, or I laid the poor little fellah out flat on the ground.
But either way, I shouldn't be here really, should I?"
"You're surprised?" Bill Anderson growled, hauling himself out of the pile
of four-legged animals, and shaking his shaggy head.
"No," Sal Waterfall interrupted. "But what I want to know is how *I* ever
ended up defined as one of Pol's 'associates'."
"Me either," Kim Lee noted. "I mean, I hardly know the guy - and that's
already too much..."
"You think *you're* pissed off?" Wes Hutchings asked.
"STAR WARS," Rich Handley whispered, with all the insistence that a great
Jedi Master could manage. And a surprising amount of dignity considering his
current predicament.
"Hang on?" JWK asked, after a moment of respectful silence. "I always
thought Policraticus *was* Rich Handley..."
Several of the nearby nerf began to laugh.
"If I can interrupt this bizarre cabaret impersonation of the Skrull Kill
Krew," the avatar of the General Systems Vehicle _Sing When You're Winning_
commented, from somewhere just over the shoulder of every nerf. "Hold on,
guys. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. Or at least, give me
a worse existentialist complex."
With that, fire lanced out from the vast ship's defensive batteries, turning
the Hawkins plains into a vast barbecue. With a series of pops like air
being squeezed out of ketchup bottles, the entire vast grill of barbecued
nerfs was displaced into storage quanta aboard the orbiting GSV, leaving a
large group of somewhat disoriented fuzzy blue ghosts climbing unsteadily to
their feet amid the snows of the Hawkins Plains.
One by one, the fuzzy blue ghosts winked out of existance, returning to
their proper places in the RASSM universe.
"Didn't even need to use a kipper," the _Sing When You're Winning_ smiled.
***
Summary - due to Rakelle's typical incompetence, large numbers of RASSMers
briefly found their non-metaphysically specific consciousnesses inhabiting
the bodies of the nerfs piled up on the Hawkins Plains. However, the _Sing_
has rectified this problem. Everyone's physical and metaphysical aspects are
all now back where they should be... or where they want to write themselves
in, which may be a different matter entirely.
C'Pi
<snip>
This Sith War already blows.
--
C'Pi
"If I were creating the world
I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.
I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Policrat'
as...@yahoo.com wrote on 5/10/03 4:25 am:
> Policrat' wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> This Sith War already blows.
Hey, what did you expect?
Pol'
C'Pi
As far as I can tell it should already be over. It's already had a stupid
and boring post by Ted, an incomprehensible one by Pol', one over burdened
with side characters by Tilson, and the obligatory argument with the Sith
War Goddess. What else is there to do?
Policrat'
as...@yahoo.com wrote on 5/10/03 12:04 pm:
> Policrat' wrote:
>> in article blo2r2$e5sqo$1...@ID-111793.news.uni-berlin.de, C'Pi at
>> as...@yahoo.com wrote on 5/10/03 4:25 am:
>>
>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>> This Sith War already blows.
>>
>> Hey, what did you expect?
>
> As far as I can tell it should already be over. It's already had a stupid
> and boring post by Ted, an incomprehensible one by Pol', one over burdened
> with side characters by Tilson, and the obligatory argument with the Sith
> War Goddess. What else is there to do?
Incomprehensible?! I'd've given you "stupid and boring", and "overburdened
with side characters", but _incomprehensible_?!
Huh!
And which Ted? Must've missed that...
Pol'
C'Pi
That's understandable. Not even Ted (Jedi Hacker) can remember his name.
Policrat'
as...@yahoo.com wrote on 5/10/03 2:58 pm:
> Policrat' wrote:
>> in article blotnu$ega93$1...@ID-111793.news.uni-berlin.de, C'Pi at
>> as...@yahoo.com wrote on 5/10/03 12:04 pm:
>>
>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>> in article blo2r2$e5sqo$1...@ID-111793.news.uni-berlin.de, C'Pi at
>>>> as...@yahoo.com wrote on 5/10/03 4:25 am:
>>>>
>>>>> Policrat' wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>> This Sith War already blows.
>>>>
>>>> Hey, what did you expect?
>>>
>>> As far as I can tell it should already be over. It's already had a
>>> stupid and boring post by Ted, an incomprehensible one by Pol', one
>>> over burdened with side characters by Tilson, and the obligatory
>>> argument with the Sith War Goddess. What else is there to do?
>>
>> Incomprehensible?! I'd've given you "stupid and boring", and
>> "overburdened with side characters", but _incomprehensible_?!
>>
>> Huh!
>>
>> And which Ted? Must've missed that...
>
> That's understandable. Not even Ted (Jedi Hacker) can remember his name.
Ah, Penguinista. HackBoy. Aye, I got you now. I thought Ted3000 was posting
again.
And that hack-boy's latest effort wasn't too bad, either... if nothing else,
he inspired the two best posts of the war thus far from Tilson and Dan'l....
Pol'
Muuurgh
"Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
news:BBA5D9C8.E4E%policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com...
I agree with C'Pi, I mentioned this to you before. Your posts are just too
complicated.
KIS
-Muuuuuurgh
Muuurgh
"Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
Hey the best post of this Sith War was concerned with Sven the Gerbil, IMHO.
It made Rakelle laugh, and that's all that really matters.
-Muuurgh
I'm waiting for the right moment to remind everyone of the Emperor of RASSM.
>
> Pol'
>
Policrat'
"...S"?
Complicated how? Unreadable, partially incomprehensible, or just completely
pointless?
> -Muuuuuurgh
"...But without the make-up"
Pol'
Policrat'
porkinsis...@hotmail.com wrote on 6/10/03 1:36 am:
Heh. True. No, seriously, it was good. Very good.
> -Muuurgh
> I'm waiting for the right moment to remind everyone of the Emperor of RASSM.
You might not want to start making such claims in a Sith War thread, young
'un... ;)
Pol'
Muuurgh
"Policrat'" <policr...@GUMBYSHELMEThotmail.com> wrote in message
Thanks, so you got the translation? That post really was supposed to be for
Rakelle. You know, brownie points with the ol' SWG.
>
> > -Muuurgh
> > I'm waiting for the right moment to remind everyone of the Emperor of
RASSM.
>
> You might not want to start making such claims in a Sith War thread, young
> 'un... ;)
>
There needs to be no claims made. Its a simple fact. And besides, once you
win a Sith War everything else just seems so... drab.
It's Tilson's turn to win a war.
-Muuurgh
He most always wins.
> Pol'
>
Policrat'
porkinsis...@hotmail.com wrote on 6/10/03 6:48 pm:
[bizarre mental image]
No...
>>> -Muuurgh
>>> I'm waiting for the right moment to remind everyone of the Emperor of
>>> RASSM.
>>
>> You might not want to start making such claims in a Sith War thread, young
>> 'un... ;)
>>
>
> There needs to be no claims made. Its a simple fact. And besides, once you
> win a Sith War everything else just seems so... drab.
> It's Tilson's turn to win a war.
We're going to *finish* this war?!
Steve...@rightbehindyou.com
There's a *war*?!
Come on, somebody. Throw a punch. Work with me, here.
> > -Muuurgh
> > He most always wins.
>
> Pol'
Steve Tilson
--
The cybernetic army that took over the Earth, says the film, was solar
powered. The human resistance responded by _blotting out the sky_. A
desperate measure, but surely the only choice they had. It was that, or, I
don't know, _postpone their counterattack until evening_.
- 50 Reasons to Reject The Matrix: Reloaded (reason 35)