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Terry Ross

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The following is the last part of Roger's dissertation (from pages
395-96).

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The figure of Shakespeare as Prospero, craving from his audience "the
freedom to continue his history beyond the limits of the stage and the
text" -- enters into criticism at a very early date, although its history
has been virtually ignored by the dominant orthodoxy. Consider the
testimony of Samuel Sheppard, writing in 1651, which appears in no
Shakespearean allusion books and which has never been reprinted.

Shakespeare trod on English earth,
His Muse doth merit more rewards
Then all the Greek, or Latine Bards.
.......
He that his worth would truely sing,
Must quaffe the whole Pierian spring.
And now---(be gone ye gastfull feares
Alas I cannot speak for teares)
There is a Shepherd cag'd in stone
Destin'd unto destruction,
Worthy of all before him were,
Apollo him doth first preferre,
Renowned Lawreate be comtent,
Thy workes are thine own Monument.

(Bentley 1945: II.82)

The image of Shakespeare as a "Shepherd cag'd in stone" vividly recalls
the purgatorial condition of Prospero at the close of the *Tempest*, caged
within his own magic circle and making [a] heartfelt appeal to readers to
heed his words and free him. But what sense can this possibly make from
an orthodox biographical perspective? Why should Sheppard need to console
the "poet Lawreate" Shakespeare, echoing Milton's verses from the 1632 2nd
Folio, with the news that his works are "his own monument"? [Roger's note:
"Writes Milton of Shakespeare in verses prefixed to the second 1632 folio:
'Thou in our wonder and astonishment/Hast built thyself a live-long
monument."] Ostensibly the lines refer to the dispute over the creation of
a monument for Shakespeare in Westminster Cathedral which seems to have
erupted not long after the publication of the first folio. In Sheppard's
poem, however, the issue over the monument is clearly emblematic of a more
fundamental problem over the posthumous disposition of the author's
remains, one in which the author is, like Prospero in his magic circle at
the close of the play, or Ariel before him pinned in the cloven pine,
"caged" by the fates.

Contemplating Shakespeare's condition, Sheppard is struck mute ("alas I
cannot speak for teares") and can only communicate by means of innuendo,
invoking those "community-founding" powers of language which "plumb the
paleosymbolic depths of equivocal expressions" of which Sue Curry Jansen
writes so eloquently. Like Prospero, Sheppard's Shakespeare is one who
has been condemned to purgatory unless rescued by the posthumous "prayers"
of knowing readers who can heed "what silent love hath writ" and [are]
able, in turn, to write what they now know -- "between the lines."

=====================================

The reader familiar with Roger's style will note several familiar
characteristics, such as the scolding of "orthodoxy"; the non-sequitur
(how can he complain that the lines from Sheppard have "never been
reprinted" when he is quoting the 1651 lines as they appeared reprinted in
a 1945 text); the conversion of literature into "testimony"; the
implausible reading asserted as evidence ("The image of Shakespeare as a
"Shepherd cag'd in stone" vividly recalls the purgatorial condition of
Prospero at the close of the *Tempest*, caged within his own magic circle
and making heartfelt appeal to readers to heed his words and free him");
the awkward prose (I had to add the bracketed "are" in the last sentence);
the deficient documentation (there is no citation for the quotation from
Jansen).

What is most impressive is that the entire conclusion to Roger's
dissertation is built upon an egregious misreading: the "shepherd caged in
stone" is NOT Shakespeare at all. The "poet laureate" in Sheppard's poem
is NOT Shakespeare. The poet whose works are his own monument is NOT
Shakespeare.

The identification of Sheppard's "shepherd caged in stone" will appear in
my next post.

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Terry Ross

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In the last chapter of his dissertation, Roger Stritmatter identified
Shakespeare as the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" in Samuel Sheppard's "Third
Pastoral" (published 1651). If he had looked more closely at Sheppard's
poem and the context in which it appeared, Stritmatter would have known
that Shakespeare was NOT the "Shepheard cag'd in stone," because EVERY
part of the description fits another poet much more closely. It is not
that Shakespeare is one of a number of plausible candidates; if one wishes
to argue for someone other than the poet I will name, that alternative
poet may be a contemporary of the poet I name, but it will not be
Shakespeare.

Here is part of Sheppard's poem in which a character named Linus praises
some recent English poets:

Yes Coridon, Ile tell thee then,
Not long agoe liv'd learned Ben,
He whose songs, they say, out-vie
All Greek and Latine Poesie,
Who chanted on his pipe Divine,
The overthrow of Cataline,
Both Kings and Princesses of might,
To heare his Layes did take delight,
The Arcadian Shepheards wonder all,
To heare him sing Sejanus fall,
O thou renowned Shepheard, we
Shall ne're have one againe like thee,
With him contemporary then,
(As Naso, and fam'd Maro, when
Our sole Redeemer took his birth)


Shakespeare trod on English earth,
His Muse doth merit more rewards

Then all the Greek, or Latine Bards,
What flowd from him, was purely rare,
As born to blesse the Theater,
He first refin'd the Commick Lyre,
His Wit all do, and shall admire,
The chiefest glory of the Stage,
Or when he sung of war and Strage,
Melpomene soon viewd the globe,
Invelop'd in her sanguine Robe,


He that his worth would truely sing,
Must quaffe the whole Pierian spring.
And now---(be gone ye gastfull feares
Alas I cannot speak for teares)

There is a Shepheard cag'd in stone


Destin'd unto destruction,
Worthy of all before him were,
Apollo him doth first preferre,
Renowned Lawreate be comtent,
Thy workes are thine own Monument.

The most obvious disqualification of Shakespeare is that the "Shepheard
cag'd in stone" is alive at the time of Sheppard's Third Pastoral, while
Shakespeare is not. Shakespeare belongs with Ben Jonson to an earlier
generation of poets. After praising Ben Jonson, Sheppard's Linus
introduces Shakespeare:

With him [Jonson] contemporary then,
(As Naso, and fam'd Maro, when
Our sole Redeemer took his birth)


Shakespeare trod on English earth,

"Naso" is Ovid and "Maro" is Virgil; both lived near the time Jesus was
born; like the Roman poets, Jonson and Shakespeare were contemporaries.
For some reason, Stritmatter did not quote the lines where Sheppard said
Shakespeare was contemporary with Jonson.

Unlike Jonson and Shakespeare, the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" is alive at
the time Sheppard writes. While Shakespeare and Jonson lived in the
"then," the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" lives in the "now":

And now---(be gone ye gastfull feares
Alas I cannot speak for teares)

There is a Shepheard cag'd in stone


Destin'd unto destruction,
Worthy of all before him were,
Apollo him doth first preferre,
Renowned Lawreate be comtent,
Thy workes are thine own Monument.


The "Shepheard cag'd in stone" is not only Samuel Sheppard's contemporary;
he is at the time Sheppard writes
1. caged in stone
2. destinerd unto destruction
3. a renowned "laureate"
4. a poet whose works are his monument

Let us take these factors one at a time.

Stritmatter takes "caged in stone" metaphorically, but it may have a more
literal meaning than he has imagined. Sheppard's Third Pastoral was
published in 1651, two years after King Charles had been executed, and
includes a carefully cautious and cautioning poem to Cromwell. Sheppard's
1648 tract *The Faerie Leveller* was a remarkable appropriation of Spenser
to the England of the 1640s; Sheppard attacks Cromwell in very strong
terms, welcoming reports of his death, comparing him to Judas, and
identifying him with the egalitarian giant (or "Gyant Leveller" in
Sheppard's words) of *The Faerie Queene*, while King Charles is identified
as Spenser's Artegall.

A number of poets who supported the royalist cause in the 1640s spent time
in prison. Richard Lovelace's most famous poem, "To Althea, from Prison,"
includes these lines, which will be familiar to most readers:

Stone walls do not a prison make,
Nor iron bars a cage;

This poem was published in Lovelace's *Lucasta* in 1549, two years before
Sheppard's Third Pastoral was published. Lovelace's support for King
Charles had led to his imprisonment in early 1642 (his poem is generally
dated to this time) and again in 1648-49. It would be tempting to think
that Sheppard's description of the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" owes
something to Lovelace, especially if one considers the possibility that
while the Third Pastoral was printed in 1651, it could have been written
earlier.

So is Lovelace the "Shepheard cag'd in stone"? I don't think so, but the
grounds for Lovelace are stronger than they are for Shakespeare; we're on
the right track with Lovelace, but the poet we are seeking is not merely a
contemporary of Sheppard (as Lovelace was and as Shakespeare was not), not
merely a loyalist who was imprisoned (as Lovelace was and Shakespeare was
not), but probably one who was still in prison in 1651, one who in 1651
was "destined unto destruction," one who in 1651 was a poet Sheppard would
have called a "laureate," and one whose own works would, according to
Sheppard, be his "monument."

The one contemporary poet who best satisfies all these conditions is
William Davenant. Davenant had been awarded an annual stipend of 100
pounds from King Charles in 1638, and he was considered the successor to
Jonson as poet laureate (Jonson had died in 1637). Sheppard himself
referred to Davenant in those terms in a poem that appeared in the same
1651 volume as his Third Pastoral:

To the most excellent Poet, Sir William Davenant

VVhat though some shallow Sciolists dare prate,
And scoffing thee; Apollo nauseate:
What Venus hath snatch'd from thee, cruelly,
Minerva, with advantage doth supply:
Johnson is dead, let Sherly stoope to Fate,
And thou alone, art Poet Lawreate.

Although Sheppard praised Shakespeare in a number of poems, he never
refers to him as poet laureate.

In 1641, Davenant had been charged by Parliament with treasonable conduct,
and was threatened with execution. He served with Royalist forces in
1642-43, and was knighted by the king in 1643. After the execution of
Charles I in 1649, Davenant served his exiled son, who commissioned
Davenant Governor of Maryland. Davenant set off for America, but was
captured by forces friendly to Parliament and was imprisoned on the Isle
of Wight, and later held in the Tower of London. He remained a prisoner
until 1652, when he was released on bail (John Milton may have interceded
for him).

Thus, in 1651, at the time Sheppard's Third Pastoral appeared, Davenant
was indeed "caged in stone" and "threatened with destruction" as a
prisoner awaiting trial for his crimes against the current government.

Sheppard seems to have anticipated the possible execution of the
"Shepheard cag'd in stone" (and if Parliament could execute the king, it
could execute anybody), but he said to the poet, "be content, / Thy works
are thine own Monument." As Stritmatter notes, this sounds like an
allusion to John Milton's poem on Shakespeare, but indeed the thought that
a poet's works were his or her true monument was a conventional one that
Sheppard himself used elsewhere -- although never of Shakespeare. Here,
for example, is the conclusion of Sheppard's poem "On Mr. Spencers
inimitable Poem, the Faerie Queen":

Niggardly Nation be asham'd of this,
A Tombe for thy great Poet wanting is,
While fooles, not worth the naming, seated high
On Sepulchers of Marble God-like lie:
The learned in obscurity are thrust,
But yet their Names shall long out-live their dust:
Although Great Spencer they did thee interre,
Not Rearing to thy name a Sepulcher,
Yet thou hast one shall last to the last day,
Thy Faerie Queen, which never shall decay:
This is a Poets Priviledge, although
His person among sordid dolts do goe
Unto the Grave, his Name shall ever live,
And spite of Time, or Malice shall survive.

By contrast, in the poem "In Memory of our Famous Shakespeare", Sheppard
promises to honor Shakespeare by visiting his actual grave:

Where thy honoured bones do lie
(As Statius once to Maro's Urne)
Thither every year will I
Slowly tread, and sadly mourn.

Would Sheppard have considered Davenant's works his monument? He would
indeed; here a Sheppard poem that appeared in the same 1651 volume as his
Third Pastoral:

On Mr. Davenants most excellent Tragedy of Albovinek of Lombards

Shakespeares Othello, Johnsons Cataline,
Would lose the their luster, were thy Albovine
Placed betwixt them, and as when the Sunne,
Doth whirling in his fiery Chariot runne,
All other lights burn dim, so this thy play,
Shall be accepted as the Sun-shine day:
While other witts (like Tapers) onely seems
Good in the want of thy Refulgent beames.
This Tragedy (let who list dare dissent)
Shall be thy everlasting Monument.


By way of recapitulation, let's look once more at Sheppard's lines on the
"Shepheard cag'd in stone":

And now---(be gone ye gastfull feares
Alas I cannot speak for teares)

There is a Shepheard cag'd in stone


Destin'd unto destruction,
Worthy of all before him were,
Apollo him doth first preferre,
Renowned Lawreate be comtent,
Thy workes are thine own Monument.


The "Shepheard cag'd in stone" was Sheppard's contemporary ("now" in
1651), belonging, like Davenant, to a later generation than Jonson and
Shakespeare ("then"). In 1651, Davenant was in prison ("cag'd in stone")
awaiting trial ("Destin'd unto destruction") for actions against a regime
that Sheppard had opposed in his own writings. Sheppard addressed the
"Shepheard cag'd in stone" as "renowned Laureate"; in another poem
published in 1651 he says of Davenant, "thou alone, art Poet Lawreate."
Sheppard says of the "Shepheard cag'd in stone," Thy workes are thine own
Monument"; he said of Davenant in another poem published in 1651, "This
Tragedy ... Shall be thy everlasting Monument."

While Sheppard greatly admired Shakespeare, every detail of his
description of the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" points to William Davenant.

Stritmatter in his dissertation asserts rather than supporting his belief
that Shakespeare was the "Shepheard cag'd in stone." He refers to
Sheppard's "testimony," but he does not appear to have made the effort to
look at the volume in which Sheppard's poem appears; it is not even clear
that he has read the entire poem. Stritmatter complains that the passage
"appears in no Shakespearean allusion books and ... has never been
reprinted" [395]. Actually, the part of Sheppard's Third Pastoral that
DOES concern Shakespeare may be found in *The Shakespeare Allusion Book*.
Sheppard's lines about the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" would more properly
appear in a collection of allusions to Davenant, if such a thing were to
be produced.

Pakshre

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>Stritmatter in his dissertation asserts rather than supporting his belief
>that Shakespeare was the "Shepheard cag'd in stone." He refers to
>Sheppard's "testimony," but he does not appear to have made the effort to
>look at the volume in which Sheppard's poem appears; it is not even clear
>that he has read the entire poem. Stritmatter complains that the passage
>"appears in no Shakespearean allusion books and ... has never been
>reprinted" [395]. Actually, the part of Sheppard's Third Pastoral that
>DOES concern Shakespeare may be found in *The Shakespeare Allusion Book*.
>Sheppard's lines about the "Shepheard cag'd in stone" would more properly
>appear in a collection of allusions to Davenant, if such a thing were to
>be produced.
>

And I am so happy that I did not take a degree from UMass!


Bob Grumman

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Great job, Terry--fun to see more Stritmatter errors exposed, and yet
another example of the way Shakespeare-Rejecters interpret texts, but also
good to learn of another minor poet, Sheppard, and his interesting times.
So chalk up another victory for The Authorship Controversy's ability to open
up areas of literary history to the general public that would otherwise
likely darken into unread scholarly theses at best.

--Bob G.

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David Kathman

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In article <Pine.GSO.4.50.0301020933100.8664-100000@mail>, Terry Ross
<tr...@bcpl.net> wrote:

He also refers to a nonexistent "dispute over the creation of


a monument for Shakespeare in Westminster Cathedral which seems
to have erupted not long after the publication of the first folio."

The poems by Basse and Jonson might be characterized by the
excessively charitable as a "dispute", but the issue there
was Shakespeare's potential interrment in Westminster *Abbey*;
Westminster *Cathedral* is a completely different building
about half a mile away, not built until nearly 300 years after
Shakespeare's death. I expect such howlers from Roger, whose
astonishing ignorance I have come to take for granted, but
where was his committee in all this? Shouldn't they have
caught at least a few of the gaffes which literally pepper
every page? I can't imagine that they actually read this
dissertation, at least not if they wanted to avoid having
ridicule heaped on UMass Amherst.

Dave Kathman
dj...@ix.netcom.com

Tom Veal

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There has to be a story behind UMass's willingness to award a
doctorate for work that would be unacceptable from a sophomore. If
the world at large cared about the authorship "controversy", Dr.
Stritmatter's dissertation would be as huge a scandal as Michael
Bellesiles' "Arming America" - or huger, for "Arming America" is on
its face sober and scholarly, while the Stritmatter opus is replete
with obvious errors, up to and including misquotations of Shakespeare!

Perhaps Dr. Stritmatter makes a much better impression in person than
he does on paper, or perhaps I have the wrong impression of what it
takes to obtain a Ph.D. Is the degree simply an award for taking the
proper courses and turning in the required number of pages of vaguely
literate prose?

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Terry Ross

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On Fri, 3 Jan 2003, Tom Veal wrote:

> There has to be a story behind UMass's willingness to award a doctorate
> for work that would be unacceptable from a sophomore. If the world at
> large cared about the authorship "controversy", Dr. Stritmatter's
> dissertation would be as huge a scandal as Michael Bellesiles' "Arming
> America" - or huger, for "Arming America" is on its face sober and
> scholarly, while the Stritmatter opus is replete with obvious errors, up
> to and including misquotations of Shakespeare!

It would take a work far longer than Roger's dissertation to list all that
is wrong with it. Interested readers can find some of Tom Veal's
observations at

http://members.tripod.com/stromata/id288.htm

Thomas Larque's series of posts on what Roger calls Shakespeare
"diagnostics" are available via google, as are comments I, David Webb,
and others have made.

>
> Perhaps Dr. Stritmatter makes a much better impression in person than he
> does on paper, or perhaps I have the wrong impression of what it takes
> to obtain a Ph.D. Is the degree simply an award for taking the proper
> courses and turning in the required number of pages of vaguely literate
> prose?

I believe universities generally trust their departments; if the
Comparative Literature department accepts the dissertation, the university
is not going to second-guess that decision.

Roger's may not be the worst dissertation ever accepted by U Mass, but I'd
hate to have to sift through the other contenders. I don't know whether
the Bellesiles case is comparable. Bellesiles was a historian who was
found to have deliberately falsified evidence; if he had merely been
careless or sloppy, he might not have been forced to quit.

Does Roger misrepresent evidence? Even if one decides that the answer is
probably "yes," Roger is not a historian, and his work is so sloppy in so
many different ways that it would be very difficult to show that he
deliberately violated whatever standards of scholarship U Mass expects its
graduate students to live up to. He probably did his level best.

Bellesiles's book was widely (and, in the most influential organs,
favorably) reviewed. It won the Bancroft Prize (a few weeks ago, Columbia
University, which awards the Bancroft, rescinded the prize and asked
Bellesiles to return the money he had received). Bellesiles's book became
a target for libertarians, gun-lovers, and right-wingers in general, and
he was lionized by many on the left or who favored gun control.

By contrast, Roger's dissertation is only of interest to a few small
groups of readers (Oxfordians and those who bother with them). There is
no political angle here, nothing to pit right wing against left wing, no
particular reason to make Roger a notable target or ally. My own guess is
that Roger had been a graduate student at U Mass long enough and had been
working on his project long enough for him to get a pass, although it
probably didn't feel like a pass to Roger. If the members of his
dissertation panel actually read the thing, they could not have done so
with much care. They may have thought he had earned his Ph.D. by doing
his time, and it didn't much matter what was in his dissertation.

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Clayton E. Cramer

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Tom...@ix.netcom.com (Tom Veal) wrote in message news:<c87247a2.03010...@posting.google.com>...

> There has to be a story behind UMass's willingness to award a
> doctorate for work that would be unacceptable from a sophomore. If
> the world at large cared about the authorship "controversy", Dr.
> Stritmatter's dissertation would be as huge a scandal as Michael
> Bellesiles' "Arming America" - or huger, for "Arming America" is on
> its face sober and scholarly, while the Stritmatter opus is replete
> with obvious errors, up to and including misquotations of Shakespeare!

_Arming America_ is also "replete with obvious errors." Many were
howlers so obvious that no serious historian of the colonial or
early Republic periods could have been taken in. (Alas, nearly all
were.)

Academic standards seem to have fallen quite dramatically in the
last 20 years, perhaps because standards imply dangerous binary
dichotomies such as truth vs. falsity. This could lead to the even
more dangerous idea that 2+2 can't equal whatever the Party says it does.

Richard Nathan

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Jan 3, 2003, 9:29:31 PM1/3/03
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I'm suprised that no one else has pointed out that Stritmatter has
also got Prospero and THE TEMPEST wrong.

(snip) Terry Ross
> <tr...@bcpl.net> wrote quoted as follows:



The following is the last part of Roger's dissertation (from pages
395-96).

(snip)

>The image of Shakespeare as a "Shepherd cag'd in stone" vividly
recalls
>the purgatorial condition of Prospero at the close of the *Tempest*,
caged
>within his own magic circle and making [a] heartfelt appeal to
readers to
>heed his words and free him.


Prospero is not caged "within his own magic circle." Prospero has
given up his magic. To the extent he is caged, it is by the
audience's spell - NOT Prospero's own magic. It is the audience that
has Propsero under its power and it is the audience that may free
Prospero.

Saying Prospero is caged within his own magic circle is flat out
wrong.

David Kathman

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In article <fe178efa.03010...@posting.google.com>,
richard...@att.net (Richard Nathan) wrote:

You're right, and I noticed Stritmatter's bizarre reading of the
end of The Tempest, but I chose to post about the more
factual error regarding Westminster "Cathedral". Correcting
all of Stritmatter's errors and misreadings, even for a short
passage, would be like cleansing the Augean stables. Although
Tom Veal does make an excellent attempt for one 750-word passge
from the dissertation, in which correcting the errors takes
more than twice as long as the passage itself:

http://members.tripod.com/stromata/id288.htm

(Scroll down to March 16, 2002.)

Dave Kathman
dj...@ix.netcom.com

David Kathman

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In article <Pine.GSO.4.50.0301030926310.10227-100000@mail>, Terry Ross
<tr...@bcpl.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 3 Jan 2003, Tom Veal wrote:
>
>> There has to be a story behind UMass's willingness to award a doctorate
>> for work that would be unacceptable from a sophomore. If the world at
>> large cared about the authorship "controversy", Dr. Stritmatter's
>> dissertation would be as huge a scandal as Michael Bellesiles' "Arming
>> America" - or huger, for "Arming America" is on its face sober and
>> scholarly, while the Stritmatter opus is replete with obvious errors, up
>> to and including misquotations of Shakespeare!
>
>It would take a work far longer than Roger's dissertation to list all that
>is wrong with it. Interested readers can find some of Tom Veal's
>observations at
>
> http://members.tripod.com/stromata/id288.htm

Sorry; I just posted this URL elsewhere in this thread before
I had read this post.

Dave Kathman
dj...@ix.netcom.com

richard kennedy

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Welcome to Cramer and this nice observation:

"Academic standards seem to have fallen quite
dramatically in the last 20 years, perhaps because
standards imply dangerous binary dichotomies such
as truth vs. falsity. This could lead to the even
more dangerous idea that 2+2 can't equal whatever
the Party says it does."

That's right, "lies are truth" or we'll turn the
machine up another notch. Not a single American
academic put up any resistance against Foster and
the Funeral Elegy. Tenure is more precious than
study, just follow the goat and everything will be
fine.

Terry Ross

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On Sat, 4 Jan 2003, richard kennedy wrote:

> Welcome to Cramer and this nice observation:
>
>
> "Academic standards seem to have fallen quite dramatically in the last
> 20 years, perhaps because standards imply dangerous binary dichotomies
> such as truth vs. falsity. This could lead to the even more dangerous
> idea that 2+2 can't equal whatever the Party says it does."

One of the strongest and ultimately most effective critics of Bellesiles
was Clayton Cramer, whose home page is http://www.claytoncramer.com

The Investigative Committee Report commissioned by Bellesiles's former
employer Emory University is here:
http://www.emory.edu/central/NEWS/Releases/Final_Report.pdf

Bellesiles's reaction to the Report is here:
http://www.emory.edu/central/NEWS/Releases/B_statement.pdf

I don't know whether the Bellesiles matter supports Cramer's general
conclusion. His work was evaluated both within and without the academy,
and he ultimately lost his job at Emory for failing to live up to the
professional standards expected of Emory historians. I don't know (I hope
I don't know) what Cramer means by "the Party," but whatever influence he
imagines it (or should I say "It") possesses did not protect Bellesiles
from his own unprofessionalism.

Much of what was said both in favor and against Bellesiles seemed a
reflection of the speakers' views about guns rather than about historical
inquiry. I don't know that the opinions of any particular "Party" are at
issue here. Historians must be free to explore unpopular ideas, but when
they flout the accepted standards of their profession, they should be held
accountable. They should not be bound by any Party's preconceptions of
the truth, even if that Party is one that Cramer belongs to.

>
> That's right, "lies are truth" or we'll turn the machine up another
> notch. Not a single American academic put up any resistance against
> Foster and the Funeral Elegy. Tenure is more precious than study, just
> follow the goat and everything will be fine.
>

You're drawing the wrong conclusion, and not merely because you're
operating on the basis of incorrect information; the story of how the
attribution of the *Funeral Elegy* shifted from possibly by Shakespeare to
(for many but by no means all scholars in the field) probably by
Shakespeare to probably by Ford could form the basis of a case study
showing the value of professional scholarship. One of the reasons
antistratfordiansims does not deserve to be taken seriously is that is is
not practiced seriously. There is no professionalism, and almost nothing
that merits the term "scholarship."

Thus, for example, Oxfordian attempts to attribute the works of Golding or
Gascoigne to Oxford cannot be answered within the normal scholarly
procedures of Oxfordianism because there are no normal scholarly
procedures of Oxfordianism. On the other hand, Foster's arguments in
favor of Shakespeare's authorship of the *Funeral Elegy* were
substantially made in terms that scholars could not only understand but
evaluate, and the shift of the attribution to Ford was similarly done on
the basis of scholarly methods that were meaningful to literary
historians. Of course the set of methods used by scholars in a field
changes over time, and one effect of the *Funeral Elegy* matter is that
computer-assisted stylometric attribution studies may generally be
regarded with more skepticism for a time.

That Roger Stritmatter's dissertation was accepted is one more sign of the
imperfection of the scholarly procedures in place today, but that hardly
invalidates the entire system. As for whether academic standards have
fallen in the last 20 years -- well, there were those 20 years ago who
lamented the great falling off they thought had occurred since the
previous generation, and no doubt similar complaints were heard in the
generations before that. It may be that some generations of scholars are
weaker than others, but time has a way of gleaning much of the better from
any era.

With Oxfordians, no such gleaning seems possible. Each generation repeats
many of the same inanities that beclouded its elders; its enthusiasms are
not subject to the correction that professional scholarship can provide,
and has provided in the cases of Bellesiles and *Funeral Elegy*, because,
as David Kathman has noted,

"Oxfordians typically ignore or rationalize away the external evidence,
relying instead on notoriously subjective internal evidence; they apply a
sometimes radical double standard in order to make Shakespeare look bad in
comparison to other playwrights, and to make Oxford look good; they
confidently interpret texts without looking at the context those texts
appeared in; they are distressingly reluctant to criticize previous
Oxfordian writers, even when those writers are clearly wrong."

http://ShakespeareAuthorship.com/whynot.html

Tom Veal

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So the "Stratford Establishment" is omnipotent in America but not in
England? Does that mean that scores of English academics have
produced anti-Stratfordian scholarship that the Establishment has kept
from crossing to this side of the Atlantic?

BTW, should I ever offer a conjecture about the authorship of a
Jacobean work and should that conjecture subsequently become the
consensus of scholarly opinion, I shall bow gracefully and accept the
world's plaudits, not rage bitterly at the fact that those who
disagreed with me (and now acknowledge that I was right) haven't been
burnt at the stake.

stai...@charter.net (richard kennedy) wrote in message news:<32b2d000.03010...@posting.google.com>...

Ken Kaplan

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The problem ,dear Terry, from my perspective is that as much as there
is some truth to what you say, the same monstous double standard you
and Sir David propound for Oxfordians is rampant in the field of
Shakespearean biography. Even the "best" of them are propped up by
mountains of air. As much as I often admire your good work, I can not
abide your constant ignoring of the deep problematic issues within
your own community, the denial you engage in when confronted by a
strong arhument, and your refusal to accept the shoddiness in your own
work when it appears.

Furthermore, it would be useful in the future to stop catagorizing
"all Oxfordians" as a singular bunch. Folks like Bob Brazil, John
Rollet, Christopher Paul, and many others have done fine work, are
very serious in their investigations, and quite rigorous. One of your
great weaknessness in this debate (and mostly on this forum) is to
find the most critical stance possible without acknowledging the
strengths others may also bring.

Kathman reamed Kennedy for years, but who was right on the "Elegy"
issue? And Kennedy is an Oxfordian. You and Kathman are Stratfordians.
Where is the superior scholarship on that issue?

Your refusal to see the areas of gray diminishes you in my view.

Ken Kaplan


Terry Ross <tr...@bcpl.net> wrote in message news:<Pine.GSO.4.50.0301041221300.138-100000@mail>...

richard kennedy

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Ross made a long post for something that can be briefly
said. It has just happened that all the correct
scholarly procedure was laid on the Funeral Elegy
and everybody was wrong, and Ross wants to make it plain
that they were all wrong according to the rules of
"professional scholarship", which makes it okay. Ross
said it like this:

"...the story of how the attribution of the *Funeral

Elegy* shifted from possibly by Shakespeare to(for
many but by no means all scholars in the field) probably
by Shakespeare to probably by Ford could form the basis
of a case study showing the value of professional
scholarship."

This is goofy. Commenting on such a "value" would be
like complimenting yourself for being blind, deaf, dumb,
crippled, and stupid. The rest of the post wanders,
dreary, trying to get us to go to sleep again.

Bob Grumman

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> The problem ,dear Terry, from my perspective is that as much as there
> is some truth to what you say, the same monstous double standard you
> and Sir David propound for Oxfordians is rampant in the field of
> Shakespearean biography.

Wrong, wack. Most Shakespearean biographers tell us where they are
speculating, and their guesses are PLAUSIBLE (i.e., not dependent on hugely
complex conspiracies or non-conspiracies that work just like conspiracies).
More important, biographers are not out to make attributions but to
entertainingly tell life stories. Terry and David are comparing the double
standards of Shakespeare-rejecters in the field of attribution studies to
the practice of real scholars in that field. Writers of biographies have
NOTHING to do with their comparison.

--Bob G.


Bob Grumman

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> Kathman reamed Kennedy for years, but who was right on the "Elegy"
> issue? And Kennedy is an Oxfordian. You and Kathman are Stratfordians.
> Where is the superior scholarship on that issue?

With Foster, Ross and Kathman. Kennedy made a guess based on the stupidity
that Shakespeare could not write lines Kennedy didn't like; some real
scholars think his guess was correct--for saner reasons.

--Bob G.


Terry Ross

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On Sat, 4 Jan 2003, Ken Kaplan wrote:

> The problem ,dear Terry, from my perspective is that as much as there is
> some truth to what you say, the same monstous double standard you and
> Sir David propound for Oxfordians is rampant in the field of
> Shakespearean biography. Even the "best" of them are propped up by
> mountains of air.

As you said, you are writing from your own perspective. That is a
perspective that is demonstrably susceptible to falling for all sorts of
Oxfordian blather -- you won't like the word "blather," but you must know
how often you have been powerfully swayed by an Oxfordian claim that you
only believed because it was advanced by an Oxfordian, and how often that
claim has been revealed to be completely without merit.

And yet you never seem to question whether there might not be something
wrong with your "perspective." If I had been misled as often as
Oxfordians have misled you (I do not say they mean to mislead you;
typically in such cases they know not whereof they speak), I would no
longer trust the "perspective" that had so often betrayed me.

> As much as I often admire your good work, I can not abide your constant
> ignoring of the deep problematic issues within your own community, the
> denial you engage in when confronted by a strong arhument, and your
> refusal to accept the shoddiness in your own work when it appears.

I have NEVER seen a strong argument that Shakespeare did not and Oxford
did write the works of Shakespeare. I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
tell me what their strongest arguments were, so that I might confront
them. The Shakespeare Authorship page that Dave Kathman and I run deals
with a great many arguments that antistratfordians have said were
"strong," and counters to many other antistratfordian arguments have been
posted on hlas. We have often received the backhanded compliment that
while some of our criticisms may have some force, we have only taken on
the "weak" arguments, but it often seems that what makes an argument
"weak" is that Dave or I have countered it, and before we took it on, it
had still been classed as "strong."

I have always welcomed correction of any errors in my own work. I hope I
have generally avoided "shoddiness," but we are all imperfect beings, and
when my mistakes are corrected, my work is the better for it. If you have
specific corrections, please send them along. On the other hand, if all
you have is a general whine about my blindness or unfairness -- well, you
can send that along as well, if you must, but it's not something I'll feel
obliged to act on.

So tell me, what is the "strong argument" you have in mind? Show me your
STRONGEST argument that Oxford did and Shakespeare did not write the works
(or any particular work) of Shakespeare.

I will expect you to post that STRONGEST Oxfordian argument here. I will
expect you to tell us that you consider this argument among the STRONGEST
establishing that Oxford did and Shakespeare did not write the works.

One difference between you and Roger Stritmatter (with whom I have
disagreed from time to time) is that Roger stands behind his beliefs. I
have had occasion to tell Roger he's wrong about this matter or that, and
sometimes he agrees with me (he has also on occasion told me that I was
wrong, if you can imagine such nerve). You, Ken, seem reluctant to put
yourself on the line as Roger does. That is why I would welcome your
telling us all what you think is among the STRONGEST arguments that Oxford
did and Shakespeare did not write the works of Shakespeare. Surely there
is SOME reason why you stick to your "perspective."

So when I said "I will expect you" to post that STRONGEST argument here, I
didn't really mean it. I don't expect you to stand behind your beliefs as
Roger stands behind his. So why not surprise me and tell us all what you
think is one of the STRONGEST arguments that Oxford did and Shakespeare
did not write the works? Put yourself on the line.

>
> Furthermore, it would be useful in the future to stop catagorizing "all
> Oxfordians" as a singular bunch. Folks like Bob Brazil, John Rollet,
> Christopher Paul, and many others have done fine work, are very serious
> in their investigations, and quite rigorous. One of your great
> weaknessness in this debate (and mostly on this forum) is to find the
> most critical stance possible without acknowledging the strengths others
> may also bring.

I looked to see if I had ever used the phrase "all Oxfordians" in the way
Ken objects to. I did once, almost two years ago -- January 6, 2001:

"All Oxfordians are contaminated by the mistakes and laziness of Looney,
Ward, Clark, Miller, and generations of Ogburns."

The fact that I have NOT used "all Oxfordians" in a way Ken would object
two for almost two years should show Ken that his complaint is a very weak
one. As for my statement of two years ago, I will retract or modify it if
Ken can name ONE Oxfordian to whom it does not apply.


Here is a sample of Brazil's "very serious" prose based on what Ken calls
his "investigations," which appear to consist of the "rigorous"
transcribing of the sometimes unjustified beliefs of earlier Oxfordians:

================

Polonius, the statesman, and Hamlet's keeper, is the mirror of Lord
Burghley, who was young Oxford's master and then his father-in-law. In the
first edition of Hamlet, 1603, the Polonius character is called Corambis.
Burghley's family motto was "Cor Unum Una Via" which means "One Heart, One
Way." Thus "Cor-ambis" would mean "Wandering Heart". Lord Burghley was
even referred to in his time as Polus, as in the Pole-Star around which
everything else revolves. Polonius' famous admonitions to Hamlet consist
of near verbatim expressions from Burghley's own private writings! We have
this "smoking gun" of evidence because Burghley's advice, written before
the 1590's to counsel his son Robert Cecil, were published in 1618, long
after both father and son were dead. Hamlet first appeared in print in
1603. Shaksper-of-Stratford, who died in 1616, could not have had access
to the Burghley's manuscript, published or unpublished. But Oxford, the
real author of Hamlet, knew the Cecil family as well as anyone, having
grown up in it, and married into it. The bulk of the surviving letters in
Oxford's hand were addressed to either William or Robert Cecil.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/4260/book1.html

=========

How many errors can YOU find in the above passage, Ken? How many can you
find throughout Brazil's writings? Why do admire such stuff as this?

Rollett's claims to have found valid ciphers in the dedication to
*Shakespeare's Sonnets* is neither "fine" work nor "rigorous." I will
give Rollett credit for finding the reference to the queen while she was
still alive as "our ever-living empress" and for his debunking the notion
that the Bulbeck arms in Oxford's day showed a lion with a broken spear,
but neither of those discoveries has advanced the claim that Oxford did
and Shakespeare did not write the works of Shakespeare. Despite Rollett's
discoveries. other Oxfordians continue to repeat what Rollett has
debunked, which reaffirms that Oxfordianism is not a self-correcting
process.

I haven't seen much of Christopher Paul's writings; I must have missed all
the good stuff.

>
> Kathman reamed Kennedy for years, but who was right on the "Elegy"
> issue? And Kennedy is an Oxfordian. You and Kathman are Stratfordians.
> Where is the superior scholarship on that issue?

I have repeatedly given Kennedy full credit for being the first to name
Ford; that he had also named Chapman and had also suggested an unnamed
member of "a stable of elegy writers" should not be held against him.
Kennedy's posts did not constitute a better case for Ford's authorship
than for Shakespeare's authorship of the *Funeral Elegy*, but they were
instrumental in the process that led to the work by Monsarrat and Vickers
that HAS produced a stronger case for Ford than exists for Shakespeare.
As you will recall, Don Foster and Richard Abrams, who had been the
staunchest advocates of Shakespeare's authorship of the *Funeral Elegy*,
publicly announced that they now thought the case for Ford was superior,
but what persuaded them was the weight of superior scholarship, and their
own fresh looks at the evidence in light of the growing case for Ford.

Gee, does this mean scholars may change their minds and yet still be
scholars?

Vickers's attribution of the *Funeral Elegy* to Simon Wastell was
mistaken, but his current arguments in favor of Ford are very powerful.
I recommend his book to anybody interested in the question or in
attribution studies generally. I do not say that since he was wrong about
Wastell, he should be drummed out of the ranks of scholars.

I have already explained why I believe the shifting attributions of the
*Funeral Elegy* and the Bellesiles affair demonstrate the power of
professional scholarship, and why antistratfordianism is typically
incapable of the kind of corrective process that is built into the system
of professional scholarship that has evolved in the last century.

>
> Your refusal to see the areas of gray diminishes you in my view.

I'll get over it.

As for your continued enslavement to your Oxfordian perspective -- despite
all you now know about its weaknesses -- you will be happy to know that it
does not diminish you one angstrom in my view.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Terry Ross Visit the SHAKESPEARE AUTHORSHIP home page
http://ShakespeareAuthorship.com
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>
> Ken Kaplan

[snip my earlier post]

richard kennedy

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Terry Ross says:

"I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
tell me what their strongest arguments
were, so that I might confront
them."

The strongest argument the Stratfordians have,
correct me if I'm wrong, is that the name
"Shakespeare" is on some title pages.

The strongest argument the anti-Stratfordians
have, Oxford included, is that the above is a
very foolish way to decide authorship.

The most recent example is Don Foster's
identification of the Funeral Elegy, based, so
he said, on the initials "W.S." on the title
page. Evidently this is also what fooled you
and Kathman.

Art Neuendorffer

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Terry Ross wrote:

> I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to tell me what their
> strongest arguments were, so that I might confront them.

It's been a long time since
you mustered up enough courage to confront me, Terry.
---------------------------------------------------------------
"I admit that some of them are not very important . . .
but look at the number of them" - Sam Spade in Maltese Falcon
---------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------------

Walt Whitman's basic evaluation seems quite compelling:
-------------------------------------------------------------
<<only one of the "WOLFISH earls" so plenteous in the plays
themselves, or some born descendant and knower, might seem to
be the TRUE author of those amazing works >> --WALT WHITMAN
--------------------------------------------------------------
The only question then is just which "WOLFISH earl":

--------------------------------------------------------------
*1* It would probably be someone whose life history
was hidden in the works of Shake-speare:
[Read the Ogburns]
--------------------------------------------------------------
*2* It might very well be someone whose life history
was hidden in "the very facts" of Shakspere's life:
----------------------------------------------------------------------
<<I have heard that Mr. Shakspeare...supplied the stage with two plays
EVER year, and for itt had an allowance so large, that hee spent att
the rate of £1,000 a-year.>> - *REVEREND (john) WARD* , Diary 1661-63
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*REVEREND WARD*

E D W A R D V E R E
R
N

Oxford earned £1,000 a-year: [June 26, 1586 - June 24, 1604]
[i.e., two plays EVERy year for 18 years]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
BAILIFF: Mining Officer who directs & lays out the MERES:
------------------------------------------------------------------
BAILIFF ______________________
GLOVEmaker- / \
BUTCHER John --------- MARY MARgerY
[could write | [could write [d. St.Adrian's Day]
his 'marke'] | her 'marke']
[bur. St.Adrian's Day] | [d. St.Adrian's Day]
___|___________
/ \ [illiterate]
MARgerY Shakspere ------------- Anne
[BROOK House] | [b. 1556]
[Shaxpere's Boys] |
[Shakspere GLOVES] |
[Golding's 'OVID'] |
[Stratford upon Avon] |
[God's 'I am that I am'] |
[1586 DEER Park poacher] |
[£1,000/year for 18 years] |
[MERES' Top 10 in comedy (1598)] |
[1608 Lessor of Blackfriars Th.] |
|
Hall M.D. -- SUSANna
[b. May 26]
[could write name]
-------------------------------------------------------------------
John ----------- MARgerY
|
______|____
/ \ m. OPALIA(1571) [Sonneteer]
MARY Oxford --------------- Anne
[BROOKE House] | [b. 1556]
[Oxford's Boys] |
[Oxford GLOVES] |
[Golding's 'OVID'] |
[Stratford atte Bowe] |
[God's 'I am that I am'] |
[1604 DEER Park warden] |
[£1,000/year for 18 years] |
[MERES' Top 10 in comedy (1598)] |
[1583 Lessor of Blackfriars Th.] |
|
Herbert (Philip) ----- SUSAN
[Folio dedicatee] [b. May 26]
[Jaggard dedicatee]
-------------------------------------------------------------------

*3* In any event, it would certainly be someone whose name
was carefully hidden in the works of Shake-speare:
------------------------------------------------------------------
UNO.VERE-VIRGIL. POET.
OUR.EVER-LIVING. POET.
NIL.VERO-VERIU(S). POET.
------------------------------------------------------------------
NIHIL.VERO-VERIUS.

. . . HIS EVER-LIVIN(G V)VOR. . .
GLORY to the DESERVED author in these his poems.

Shakespeare's _Poems_(1640) -- I. B.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
_The History of Troylus and Cresseida_ (1609)
A nEVER writer, to an EVER reader.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~lgboyd/chapter5.htm

<<The DE VERES were an ancient dynastic family seated at their ancestral
village of VER (from which they took their name), near Bayeaux and
the River VIRE, in MANCHE on the Normandy coast of present-day northern
France. The name of the town itself came from the "VER," a Norse word
meaning *FISHDAM* that the Vikings had introduced into Normandy.>>
-------------------------------------------------------------------
<<Hee [Shakespeare] was (indeed) honest, and of an open & free nature
had an excellent Phantsie ; brave notions & gentle expressions
wherein hee *FLOW'D* with that facility,
that sometime it was necessary he should be *STOP'd* :>>
---------------------------------------------------------------------
T O T H E O [N] L i E B E G E T T E R O
F T H E S E [I] n s U I N G S O N N E T
S M *r* W h a [L] L h a] P P I [N] E S S E A
N D *t* h a t [E] T [E|r] N I T [I] E P R O M
I S *E* D B Y O U [R|e] V E R [L] I V I N G
P O *E* t W i s h [E|t] H T H [E] W E L L W
I S *h* I N G A [d V e] N T U R E R I N S
E t *T* I N G
----------------------------------------------------------------------
<<[SOCRATES to Hermogenes]: *ARETE* signifying in the 1st place
ease of motion, then that the STREAM of the good soul is UNIMPEDED,
and has therefore the attribute of *EVER FLOWING* without
let or hindrance, and is therefore called *ARETE*,
or, more correctly, aeireite (EVER-FLOWING)>> - CRATYLUS by Plato
---------------------------------------------------------------------
It is *extremely* difficult to find the 28 letters of
a basic "VERONILVERIUS/THOMAS BRINCKNELL" cross:

V E R O N I L V E R I U S
L
E
N
K
C
N
I
R
B
S
A
M
O
H
T

in a string of less than 39 letters:

My 3 Million letter literary data base
contains just one 38 letter string with the
"VERONILVERIUS/THOMAS BRINCKNELL" cross:

1) "va lives that bluediorn and storridge can mak" (Finnegans Wake)
----------------------------------------------------------------
And yet, a *single Act* of _Hamlet_ (Q2 Act 4) has not one
but TWO such strings with less than 36 letters!

"CLAMBRING TO HANG, AN ENVIOUS SLIVER BROKE" 35 letters
"BLIVION, OR SOME CRAVEN SCRUPLE OF THINK" 33 letters
----------------------------------------------------------------
Estimated probability of finding the
"VERONILVERIUS/THOMAS BRINCKNELL" cross
in a given string of:

35 letters {"CLAMBRING TO HANG, AN ENVIOUS SLIVER BROKE"}

~ 1 / 50,000,000

33 letters { *BLIVION, OR SOM[E-CRAVEN-S]CRUPLE OF THINK* }

~ 1 / 1,000,000,000
------------------------------------------------------------------
Estimated probability of finding two such strings
IN A SINGLE ACT of Shakespeare :

~ 1 / 3,000,000
---------------------------------------------------------------
Art Neuendorffer

Art Neuendorffer

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> Terry Ross says:
>
> "I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
> tell me what their strongest arguments
> were, so that I might confront
> them."

richard kennedy wrote:

> The strongest argument the Stratfordians have,
> correct me if I'm wrong, is that the name
> "Shakespeare" is on some title pages.

The strongest argument the Stratfordians have,
is that many (if not most) important
& respected Shakespearean scholars claim:
-------------------------------------------------
"There's solid documentary evidence of his life
at Stratford, and of his acting life,"

"There's a clear record. The conspiracy theorists
deny him his life's work-- they see what
they want to see. They don't use the canons
of evidence that literary scholarship uses."
-------------------------------------------------
So long as there is a critical mass of such "scholars" who support
each other enough so as not to feel isolated or foolish in their
mythology Stratfordianism will continue to dominate.

AntiStrats are too unorganized and old to present a real threat.

Art Neuendorffer

Greg Reynolds

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Art Neuendorffer wrote:

> AntiStrats are too unorganized and old to present a real threat.
>
> Art Neuendorffer

Yes, their case is powerful and their evidence is
unquestionable but it's the disorganization and
lack of time that makes antiStrats look like total
fools who have no business even discussing the man.

Art Neuendorffer

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> Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>
>> AntiStrats are too unorganized and old to present a real threat.

Greg Reynolds wrote:
>
> Yes, their case is powerful and their evidence is
> unquestionable but it's the disorganization and
> lack of time that makes antiStrats look like total
> fools who have no business even discussing the man.

Strats look like total fools
who have no business even discussing the man.

It's the disorganization and lack of time
that prevents Anti-Strats from taking over.

Art Neuendorffer

Bob Grumman

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> Terry Ross says:
>
> "I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
> tell me what their strongest arguments
> were, so that I might confront
> them."
>
> The strongest argument the Stratfordians have,
> correct me if I'm wrong, is that the name
> "Shakespeare" is on some title pages.

Our strongest argument is a matter of opinion. I opt for the monument in
Shakespeare's hometown that describes him as a writer with the art of
Virgil, who is now on Mount Oympus.

> The strongest argument the anti-Stratfordians
> have, Oxford included, is that the above is a
> very foolish way to decide authorship.

Not if there is no evidence whatever against the argument and much
supporting evidence, like the monument mentioned, and the picture of the
author in a book of his works. In any case, it is no argument whatever for
Oxford, which--you may remember, was what was requested.

--Bob G.


Art Neuendorffer

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>>Terry Ross says:
>>
>>"I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
>>tell me what their strongest arguments
>>were, so that I might confront
>>them."

R.K. wrote:

>>The strongest argument the Stratfordians have,
>>correct me if I'm wrong, is that the name
>>"Shakespeare" is on some title pages.

Bob Grumman wrote:

> Our strongest argument is a matter of opinion. I opt for the monument in
> Shakespeare's hometown that describes him as a writer with the art of
> Virgil, who is now on Mount Oympus.

Is that where the illiterate boob went!

(Maybe he was Jewish after all.)

Art Neuendorffer

Bob Grumman

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> Bob Grumman wrote:
>
> > Our strongest argument is a matter of opinion. I opt for the monument
in
> > Shakespeare's hometown that describes him as a writer with the art of
> > Virgil, who is now on Mount Oympus.
>
> Is that where the illiterate boob went!
>
> (Maybe he was Jewish after all.)
>
> Art Neuendorffer

Virgil wasn't an illiterate boob. (Couldn't resist being an Art, even
though the joke's on me as well as him.) S.B. "and whom Mount Olympus is
said to possess." By the way, Art, Mount Olympus is in Peoria, New Dakota,
not in Jerusalem, Kansas.

--Bob G.


David L. Webb

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<aneuendor...@comcast.net> (aneuendor...@comicass.nut)
wrote:

[...]


> So long as there is a critical mass of such "scholars" who support
> each other enough so as not to feel isolated or foolish in their
> mythology Stratfordianism will continue to dominate.
>
> AntiStrats are too unorganized and old to present a real threat.

Besides, anti-Stratfordians have other important pursuits that
doubtless distract them from the task at hand: exposing the NASA lunar
landing hoax, refuting special relativity, unraveling the global
Gemstone conspiracy, debunking the Bernoulli principle, proving that
AIDS is "a hoax," establishing the identity of the Lost Tribes of
Israel, proving Fermat's Last Theorem, propagadizing on behalf of
aquatic apes, decrypting Masonic ciphers, showing that John Edwards
really does talk to dead people, fabricating nonexistent doctorates,
eulogizing Peter Gay, etc. And if all this were not enough, there's
always the Franck Organ Symphony to listen to in their spare time.

Art Neuendorffer

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>>Terry Ross wrote:

>>>I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to tell me what their
>>>strongest arguments were, so that I might confront them.

> Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>
>> It's been a long time since
>> you mustered up enough courage to confront me, Terry.
>>---------------------------------------------------------------
>> "I admit that some of them are not very important . . .
>> but look at the number of them" - Sam Spade in Maltese Falcon
>>---------------------------------------------------------------

David L. Webb wrote:

> "I admit that some of them are not very important . . .
> but look at the number of them"

>>---------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Walt Whitman's basic evaluation seems quite compelling:
>>-------------------------------------------------------------
>> <<only one of the "WOLFISH earls" so plenteous in the plays
>>themselves, or some born descendant and knower, might seem to
>> be the TRUE author of those amazing works >> --WALT WHITMAN
>>--------------------------------------------------------------
>> The only question then is just which "WOLFISH earl":
>>
>>--------------------------------------------------------------
>>*1* It would probably be someone whose life history
>> was hidden in the works of Shake-speare:
>> [Read the Ogburns]

David L. Webb wrote:

> *Definitely* read the Ogburns . . . preferably the
> elder Ogburns'


>>--------------------------------------------------------------
>>*2* It might very well be someone whose life history
>> was hidden in "the very facts" of Shakspere's life:

David L. Webb wrote:

> If so, Oxford would be eliminated pretty conclusively.

If so, Oxford would be identified pretty conclusively.

>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>><<I have heard that Mr. Shakspeare...supplied the stage with two plays
>> EVER year, and for itt had an allowance so large, that hee spent att
>> the rate of £1,000 a-year.>> - *REVEREND (john) WARD* , Diary 1661-63
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>> *REVEREND WARD*
>>
>> E D W A R D V E R E
>> R
>> N

David L. Webb wrote:

> "Ern" as a VERb means to flow like a riVER, Art.

Is that a fact!

>> Oxford earned £1,000 a-year: [June 26, 1586 - June 24, 1604]
>> [i.e., two plays EVERy year for 18 years]

David L. Webb wrote:

> Do you have any evidence that he was payed for his plays, Art?

It seems more than likely.

>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>>*3* In any event, it would certainly be someone whose name
>> was carefully hidden in the works of Shake-speare:
>>------------------------------------------------------------------
>> UNO.VERE-VIRGIL. POET.
>> OUR.EVER-LIVING. POET.
>> NIL.VERO-VERIU(S). POET.
>

David L. Webb wrote:

> This is a little too "carefully hidden" -
> - there is no "s" in the string "our ever-living poet,"

One must PLUCK A "G" from OUR.EVER-LIVING.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
King Richard III Act 1, Scene 1

CLARENCE Yea, Richard, when I know; for I protest

[A]s yet I do not: but, as I can learn,
[H]e hearkens after prophecies and dreams;
[A]nd from the cross-row plucks the letter G.


-----------------------------------------------------------------
>><<Hee [Shakespeare] was (indeed) honest, and of an open & free nature
>> had an excellent Phantsie ; brave notions & gentle expressions
>> wherein hee *FLOW'D* with that facility,
>> that sometime it was necessary he should be *STOP'd* :>>

David L. Webb wrote:

> Are you sure he wasn't discussing aneuendor...@comicass.nut

It's true that I am (indeed) honest, and of an open & free nature

have an excellent Phantsie ; brave notions & gentle expressions.

Art Neuendorffer

Art Neuendorffer

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> Art Neuendorffer wrote:

>> So long as there is a critical mass of such "scholars" who support
>> each other enough so as not to feel isolated or foolish in their
>> mythology Stratfordianism will continue to dominate.
>>
>> AntiStrats are too unorganized and old to present a real threat.

David L. Webb wrote:

> Besides, anti-Stratfordians have other important pursuits that
> doubtless distract them from the task at hand: exposing the NASA lunar
> landing hoax, refuting special relativity, unraveling the global
> Gemstone conspiracy, debunking the Bernoulli principle, proving that
> AIDS is "a hoax," establishing the identity of the Lost Tribes of
> Israel, proving Fermat's Last Theorem, propagadizing on behalf of
> aquatic apes, decrypting Masonic ciphers, showing that John Edwards
> really does talk to dead people, fabricating nonexistent doctorates,
> eulogizing Peter Gay, etc. And if all this were not enough, there's
> always the Franck Organ Symphony to listen to in their spare time.

I'll pick: "decrypting Masonic ciphers" , thank you.

Art Neuendorffer

Ken Kaplan

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Let's start here, from your Polus essay,
"Anyone who wishes to argue that the works we know as Shakespeare's
were actually written by Edward de Vere, the seventeenth Earl of
Oxford, faces the problem that no contemporary ever credited Oxford
with writing so much as a line that is now generally credited to
Shakespeare. Oxfordians must look elsewhere for evidence, and they
have sought it in verbal parallels between the works of Shakespeare
and Oxford, or in the fact that some of the verse forms used by one
were also used by the other; they have even argued that Oxford's
reputation as a poet was so great that he must have been Shakespeare.
Unfortunately for the Oxfordians, the alleged evidence for their
arguments cannot stand up under scrutiny. The most common argument is
that Shakespeare's works are somehow "about" Oxford's life. One point
that Oxfordians raise repeatedly is that since some critics have
suggested that the character of Polonius in Hamlet may owe something
to Lord Burghley, Hamlet himself must have been Oxford's
self-portrait. In an op-ed piece that appeared in the Washington Post
on March 21, 1999, David Ignatius embraced a hoary Oxfordian myth when
he said, "The officious, advice-giving character Polonius may have
been based on Lord Burghley (whose nickname, it happens, was
'Polus')."

Well there are "Oxfordians...Oxfordians...Oxfordians..." all over the
place in your introduction , aren't there? I think a normal
insinuation would be that you are including _all_ Oxfordians in
statements that are a lead in to the indictment of any and all (since
you NEVER differentiate as to anything that might have value)
Oxfordian scholarship.

Aside from the criticism that constantly has been given you regarding
this piece that the detailed deconstruction of the Polus issue _does
not_ address the Polonius as Burghley issue in its complexity and by
itself is not an indictment of everything Oxfordians have written
("Unfortunately for the Oxfordians, the alleged evidence for their
argument*s*-this means ALL- cannot stand up under scrutiny.") This
sweping assertion of your belief that the debunking of the Polus
attrubution undermines an entire argument is sheer nonsense and a
fiction of your mind. It is also evidence of one of your worst
weaknesses, that a defect in detail denies the entire position, one
you use quite a bit.

The tone of your web page and nearly all your writings here convey the
message of "all Oxfordians". At least David Kathman has the
graciousness to admit that he has seen good work from several who do
not share his view and has named them.

As to your other questions, I will be brief.

Diana Price's arguments and Pat Dooley's defense of them here
constitute the strongest evidence concerning the doubt that
Shakespeare of Stratford is the true, sole author of the Shakespearean
canon. I have a standing $100 bet that of 10 intelligent people who
know nothing aforehand of this issue read those threads, 6 out of 10
at least (more like 7-9) will side with Dooley. Since from the
perspective of nearly everyone on this NG, Anti Stratfordians are
similar to "creationists" and "other sub reality group" deniers of
truth,including Holocaust deniers, a viewpoint you expressly agreed
with here a few years ago, even two who agree with Dooley, by the
Stratfordian standards would be a victory
for him and Diana. But I will take a simple majority. That's the
answer to your first question.

Second, as I have often said here and elsewhere, but apparently not
listened to, the authorship issue appears to me to be complex and
intricate. I believe as I have stated above, that there is authentic
room for doubt and question of traditional attribution. I belive that
orthodox scholarship regarding the biography is a sham and I will
address it specifically in Portland. I Believe that a great amount of
circumstantial evidence leads me to believe that Edward Devere has a
greater role in this than has been historically accepted. Whether he
was the sole author I can not say. This mirrors the stance of a
Shakespeare Fellowship member who said, that it seemed to him that
whoever wrote Shakespeare had Devere on his mind.
One example: a major Statfordian biographer posits in 20 pages that
the exalting of George Stanley's role at the end of Richard III
constitutes a credible piece of evidence that Ferdinando Stanley was a
hitherto unknown patron
of the author ignores the fact that a similar exaltation happens
concerning Devere's ancestors. Many might say Wilson's bio is weak, I
don't hear cries that he is whacko. Therefore something is missing or
deliberately left out in the analysis. If Wilson is discredited by
you, as Rowse was by Kathman, does this demonstrate a uniformity of
excellence and "standards" among Stratfordian biographers?

Strong arguments therefore that put Devere near the canon and for me
ask for more investigation. Some of which you have avoided.

The manipulation of Dervere history in the early history plays.
Compelling evidence for an early dating of Hamlet (a key piece of
which is Nashe's epistle to "Christ's Tears" in ripping Gabriel
Harvey.)
The Polonius as Burghley issue and the entire emotional tone of the
Hamlet-Polonius-Ophelia triangle.
The relationship of Devere to Cardanus Comforte and its significance
in Hamlet, a position you debunked and were at caught red handed by
Mark Alexander and to which you never replied.
Specific references to Devere's life that have no need to be included
(Sr. Baptiste, rich in crowns), falling out at tennis)
The lament of the Sonnets of the motif of disgrace, loss of name,
shame.

I don't need to go on. No there is no certifiable document that puts
Devere as Shakespeare. There is also no certifiable document during
the Stratford man's lifetime that demonstrates he was a writer.

I am not as strong or as certain as Stritmatter that Devere wrote
Shakespeare. It is indicative to me of your refusal to see shades of
gray that there might be room for other thoughts on the matter. Or
that disgust with orthodox biography and the mismatch between life and
art is so great as to cause enormous implausibility. Park Honan wrote
that Shakespeare was so ingrained with a deep courtesy, a courtesy
that _could not_ come from attending a ceremony or association with
nobility ( a position contraty to many on this NG)that it demonstrated
, among other things, a concern for the common good. What the hell is
he talking about? Not only is he doing what Looney did, attempting to
profile the author through his writing, but the extant evidence gives
not _one shred of fact_ to support such a claim. In fact, it
contradicts it (Wayte lawsuit, hoarding of grain, not one charitable
act demonstrated even though waelthy. Is this evidence of the
standards you profess?

We've been through this time and time again and its a "caucus race".
Yes I am dissapponted by many assertions. Others, such as Bob Brazil's
work on the publishers of Shakespeare's quarto's and Devere, Detobel
on authorial rights, Jimanez on the relationship of "Famous Victories"
and Henry IV Iand II and Henry V are quite provocative.

Nothrup Frye said that not one character in Shakespeare is meant to
stand or refer to anything or anyone outside the plays. He is (and
rightly so) considered one of the greatest critics who ever lived. I
believe that his thinking relects much of what is assumed in
orthodoxy. I believe he is wrong on this issue and it was an Oxfordian
association that led me there, even though Stratfordians like
Patterson and Hamilton ploughed the ground. Therein lies value and it
doesn't have to be associated with asbsolutism.


Ken Kaplan

Terry Ross <tr...@bcpl.net> wrote in message news:<Pine.GSO.4.50.0301050717140.25523-100000@mail>...

Greg Reynolds

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Ken Kaplan wrote:

> ><
>
> As to your other questions, I will be brief.
>
> Diana Price's arguments and Pat Dooley's defense of them here
> constitute the strongest evidence concerning the doubt that
> Shakespeare of Stratford is the true, sole author of the Shakespearean
> canon.

Pat Dooley fell FLAT on his face on several issues before he split HLAS.

1. He proclaims Susanna and Judith illiterate and refuses
to admit he cannot justify it. He ignores the fact that
Susanna shows variety in writing the letter "a" which
shows that she did not "draw" the letters. Pat stands
dumbstruck and adamantly insists they are illiterate.
It is Pat Dooley who has the reading deficiency.

2. He pretends that an eyewitness account is not the
contemporary personal literary evidence, as if that
is some holy status we must all worship. Ben
Jonson says that Shakespeare wrote Julius Caesar.
Who needs Dooley to reinterpret that?

3. Pat painfully reinterprets Jonson to mean that William
Shakespeare did not write *Julius Caesar* but only
portrayed Julius Caesar as a player. Yet when pressed
to then simply confirm that he, Pat Dooley, is the first
modern-day observant to believe that Shakespeare
played the role of Julius Caesar, Pat turned tail and
ignored the question. He can't have it both ways and
he can't verify his version, and he can't accept the
consequences. So he just escaped the argument. He is
wrong and wants to not admit it. Did you really read
Dooley's posts here and admire his argument? I found
him childishly deceptive. Reread my interfaces with him.
He did not faithfully defend his arguments, and he
stubbornly refused to retract them. So they stand there,
wrong and indefensible, with Pat Dooley's name on them

4. Pat painfully interprets Jonson's words about Haterius
as evidence that Shakespeare was an orator, not a writer,
but Pat refuses to name an orator who is not a writer.
He has a tiny little fragile way of arranging rare meanings
of words and phrases, and I guess you are capable of
believing his conclusions, but I am not.

> I have a standing $100 bet that of 10 intelligent people who
> know nothing aforehand of this issue read those threads, 6 out of 10
> at least (more like 7-9) will side with Dooley.

You deserve to lose your money making crackpot bets like that.
When are you going to conduct the survey? (I know, never.)
Pat is thoroughly unconvincing and changed no minds here.
He has a monetary incentive to promote his wife's book, and I
respect that, but he can't leave arguments unanswered. That he
blatantly invents his own versions of Susanna, Julius Caesar,
Haterius, and Jonson is my reason for discounting his conclusions.
I don't expect him back here now that his backlog is so great.
(I wrote this quickly without reading archives, but I could find
many more holes in his story if it was really worth the time. What
antiStrats don't seem to recognize is that their so-called findings
are all based on following their pre-ordained conclusions. It is
rather obvious.)

As for that being the strongest antiStrat evidence, well...
b w a - ha-ha - HA!

Greg Reynolds


Paul Crowley

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"Terry Ross" <tr...@bcpl.net> wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.4.50.0301050717140.25523-100000@mail...

> I have NEVER seen a strong argument that Shakespeare did not and Oxford
> did write the works of Shakespeare.

The arguments against the Stratman are overwhelming,
and have been stated here thousands of times. His
wholly inappropriate background for any kind of literary
activity; the absence of any comment on what would
have been an extraordinary and astonishing career; the
absence of any confirmation that he did, in fact, engage
upon one, and so on and on and on . . .

> I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
> tell me what their strongest arguments were, so that I might confront
> them.

You request seems reasonable, but is mistaken.
There is no 'set of strongest arguments'; there
are thousands of circumstantial ones. It is their
sheer weight that counts. No one else comes close.
The author himself, and the authorities of his day
(and later) sought to remove all direct evidence, so
it is foolish to request it.

> The Shakespeare Authorship page that Dave Kathman and I run deals
> with a great many arguments that antistratfordians have said were
> "strong," and counters to many other antistratfordian arguments have been
> posted on hlas. We have often received the backhanded compliment that
> while some of our criticisms may have some force, we have only taken on
> the "weak" arguments, but it often seems that what makes an argument
> "weak" is that Dave or I have countered it, and before we took it on, it
> had still been classed as "strong."

The threads which you (and Dave) initiate, or to
which you contribute, is evidence enough. This
one is as good an example as any. You may
not create 'strawmen' but you go out of your way
to find 'men of straw'.

[..]


> I will expect you to post that STRONGEST Oxfordian argument here. I will
> expect you to tell us that you consider this argument among the STRONGEST
> establishing that Oxford did and Shakespeare did not write the works.

See what I mean? The Oxfordian case is that
there was a government-originated and controlled
cover-up of the authorship. So your request is
misconceived. We have to look at the whole
context of the plays and the poems. For whom
were they written? Who would have enjoyed them
most? Who would have been most sensitive to
imputations that could have been read into them?
For whom were Elizabethan sonnets written?
Did the authors expect to make money by selling
copies to the public? If not, what would the
Stratman have been doing writing them in the
1590s?

Are many of the female characters based on
Queen Elizabeth? If so, how could the Stratman
have created them? Or dealt with the political
repercussions. To take one example, is Olivia in
Twelfth Night meant to suggest her? (Or _could_
the audience have thought it might?) If so, how
could the Stratman have been making jokes
about her CUT and her great Pees? Is that
remotely conceivable if we take the play as being
written after 1600 (when she was 67)?

In this instance -- as in thousands of others -- we
have a set of circumstances that make not the
slightest sense within the Stratfordian scenario,
but which perfectly fit an Oxfordian one.

[..]


> I have already explained why I believe the shifting attributions of the
> *Funeral Elegy* and the Bellesiles affair demonstrate the power of
> professional scholarship, and why antistratfordianism is typically
> incapable of the kind of corrective process that is built into the system
> of professional scholarship that has evolved in the last century.

The *Funerat Elegy* saga was a close shave and
should be seen as showing up major defects
within the 'industry'. Foster's appalling work was
taken seriously by all (or virtually all) American
'scholars'. Without a slightly different tradition in
Britain, and the rivalry that engenders, it could so
easily have become established as 'good
scholarship'. Nevertheless, it is wonderful to see
that there are still one or two Stratfordians left with
a tinge of honesty, and Brian Vickers is a shining
example. But we have no right to expect that such
a body of 'scholars' would deal correctly with the
next *Funeral Elegy* case; and only a total fool
would think that it could treat seriously any anti-
Stratfordian challenges to its core tradition.


Paul.


John W. Kennedy

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Paul Crowley wrote:
> The arguments against the Stratman are overwhelming,
> and have been stated here thousands of times. His
> wholly inappropriate background for any kind of literary
> activity;

That's a lie.

> the absence of any comment on what would
> have been an extraordinary and astonishing career;

Another lie.

> the
> absence of any confirmation that he did,

And another.

God! You really make me want to vomit! What is this sickness in your
mind that gives you this uncontrollable urge to smear your feces all
over William Shakespeare? Is it only your insane jealousy over his
ability to make a success of his life, even though he had none of the
fictional "unfair advantages" you need to ascribe to others as excuses
for your own poor showing, or is it something more profound?

About 20 years ago, J. Michael Straczynski rang up Harlan Ellison at
home, and asked for his help. "I want to be a writer," he said, "but I
can't sell my stories."

"You can't sell your stories because they're crap," was Ellison's
advice. "Stop writing crap, and you'll start selling." *

Paul, stop writing crap.

* They are very good friends now, and take turns telling this story.

--
John W. Kennedy
"The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly;
the rich have always objected to being governed at all."
-- G. K. Chesterton, "The Man Who Was Thursday"

David Kathman

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In article <060120031026376920%David....@Dartmouth.edu>, "David L. Webb"
<David....@Dartmouth.edu> wrote:

>In article <3E18F221...@comcast.net>, Art Neuendorffer
><aneuendor...@comcast.net> (aneuendor...@comicass.nut)
>wrote:

>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------


>> <<I have heard that Mr. Shakspeare...supplied the stage with two plays
>> EVER year, and for itt had an allowance so large, that hee spent att
>> the rate of £1,000 a-year.>> - *REVEREND (john) WARD* , Diary 1661-63
>> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
>> *REVEREND WARD*
>>
>> E D W A R D V E R E
>> R
>> N
>

> "Ern" as a VERb means to flow like a riVER, Art.

It can also mean "earn", if you work for Kellogg:

http://eetandern.yahoo.com/

Dave Kathman
dj...@ix.netcom.com

Bob Grumman

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> > I have NEVER seen a strong argument that Shakespeare did not and Oxford
> > did write the works of Shakespeare.

Nor have I, nor has Paul Crowley, so he says:

> The arguments against the Stratman are overwhelming,
> and have been stated here thousands of times. His
> wholly inappropriate background for any kind of literary
> activity

Okay, Paul, let's start there. We'll assume for the sake of the
argument that Shakespeare's occupation as a actor was a "wholly
inappropriate background for any kind of literary activity,"
including play-writing. What is your strongest piece of evidence
that Shakespeare's background was inappropriate for a literary
background?

> the absence of any comment on what would
> have been an extraordinary and astonishing career;

Hmmm, I seem to recall a recent Crowley post that corrected
someone for an error like the one he has just made. It's the
"absence of any PUBLISHED comment THAT HAS COME DOWN TO US on
(his) . . . career." His error here is much worse than that,
though, for he's really citing the "absence of any PUBLISHED comment
THAT GIVES HIS ADDRESS OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT ASSURES US THAT THE
PERSON BEING DISCUSSED IS SHAKESPEARE OF STRATFORD (even though
Shakespeare of Stratford was the only Shakespeare active in the
London theatre at the time, and was a known record--see his monument)
THAT HAS COME DOWN TO US on (his) . . . career."

> the absence of any confirmation that he did, in fact, engage
> upon one, and so on and on and on . . .
>
> > I have repeatedly asked Oxfordians to
> > tell me what their strongest arguments were, so that I might confront
> > them.
>
> You request seems reasonable, but is mistaken.
> There is no 'set of strongest arguments'; there
> are thousands of circumstantial ones. It is their
> sheer weight that counts. No one else comes close.
> The author himself, and the authorities of his day
> (and later) sought to remove all direct evidence, so
> it is foolish to request it.

You're now in the realm of unfalsifiable bullshit, Paul. To
be taken seriously, you HAVE to provide some evidence of fraud.
Maintaining that the people perpetrating the fraud made no
mistakes is straining, but if you can't provide some evidence of
fraud, how about some evidence that human beings could carry out
so complex a fraud without leaving any evidence that they did so.



> > The Shakespeare Authorship page that Dave Kathman and I run deals
> > with a great many arguments that antistratfordians have said were
> > "strong," and counters to many other antistratfordian arguments have been
> > posted on hlas. We have often received the backhanded compliment that
> > while some of our criticisms may have some force, we have only taken on
> > the "weak" arguments, but it often seems that what makes an argument
> > "weak" is that Dave or I have countered it, and before we took it on, it
> > had still been classed as "strong."
>
> The threads which you (and Dave) initiate, or to
> which you contribute, is evidence enough. This
> one is as good an example as any. You may
> not create 'strawmen' but you go out of your way
> to find 'men of straw'.

Right, Paul: in asking for a argument that is not a strawman,
Terry and Dave are creating a strawman. I'm curious. How would you
go about trying to refute Oxfordianism? Or, so you'll be comfortable,
to refute the theory that Marlowe wrote Shakespeare? Would you ask for
the strongest argument for him and see if you could refute it? What
WOULD you do?



> [..]
> > I will expect you to post that STRONGEST Oxfordian argument here. I will
> > expect you to tell us that you consider this argument among the STRONGEST
> > establishing that Oxford did and Shakespeare did not write the works.
>
> See what I mean? The Oxfordian case is that
> there was a government-originated and controlled
> cover-up of the authorship. So your request is
> misconceived. We have to look at the whole
> context of the plays and the poems.
> For whom
> were they written? Who would have enjoyed them
> most? Who would have been most sensitive to
> imputations that could have been read into them?

What's your strongest argument for supposing the plays
were not written for the usual reasons plays are written?

> For whom were Elizabethan sonnets written?
> Did the authors expect to make money by selling
> copies to the public? If not, what would the
> Stratman have been doing writing them in the
> 1590s?

Here you are, for the first time, slightly reasonable. A
problem for you, though, is that people are variable. I
believe Shakespeare wrote sonnets for the same reasons others
of his time, and before and after, did. But even if he did not,
so what? There's no reason he couldn't have had unique personal
reasons for anything he did.

> Are many of the female characters based on
> Queen Elizabeth? If so, how could the Stratman
> have created them? Or dealt with the political
> repercussions. To take one example, is Olivia in
> Twelfth Night meant to suggest her? (Or _could_
> the audience have thought it might?) If so, how
> could the Stratman have been making jokes
> about her CUT and her great Pees? Is that
> remotely conceivable if we take the play as being
> written after 1600 (when she was 67)?

Yes, Paul, it is remotely conceivable. Unless you're channeling
Elizabeth and know the opposite. But none of Shakespeare's
characters was based on Elizabeth.

> In this instance -- as in thousands of others -- we
> have a set of circumstances that make not the
> slightest sense within the Stratfordian scenario,
> but which perfectly fit an Oxfordian one.

What hard evidence do you have to support ANY of your
suppositions about Shakespeare and Elizabeth?

> [..]
> > I have already explained why I believe the shifting attributions of the
> > *Funeral Elegy* and the Bellesiles affair demonstrate the power of
> > professional scholarship, and why antistratfordianism is typically
> > incapable of the kind of corrective process that is built into the system
> > of professional scholarship that has evolved in the last century.
>
> The *Funerat Elegy* saga was a close shave and
> should be seen as showing up major defects
> within the 'industry'. Foster's appalling work was
> taken seriously by all (or virtually all) American
> 'scholars'.

It is still taken seriously, wack. That it may have been wrong
does not make it "appalling." Foster presented a number of good
arguments for his case, some of which have yet to be refuted.

> Without a slightly different tradition in
> Britain, and the rivalry that engenders, it could so
> easily have become established as 'good
> scholarship'. Nevertheless, it is wonderful to see
> that there are still one or two Stratfordians left with
> a tinge of honesty, and Brian Vickers is a shining
> example. But we have no right to expect that such
> a body of 'scholars' would deal correctly with the
> next *Funeral Elegy* case; and only a total fool
> would think that it could treat seriously any anti-
> Stratfordian challenges to its core tradition.
>
> Paul.

Stick with Vickers, Paul. I'm sure he'll come out in
favor of Oxford any day, now.

--Bob G.

Bob Grumman

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> Ken Kaplan wrote:
>
> > ><
> >
> > As to your other questions, I will be brief.
> >
> > Diana Price's arguments and Pat Dooley's defense of them here
> > constitute the strongest evidence concerning the doubt that
> > Shakespeare of Stratford is the true, sole author of the Shakespearean
> > canon.

I think Ken is right. What DO the wacks have against Shakespeare's
authorship but the distorted view of one rigidnik and her husband that
Shakespeare doesn't have sufficient documentation from his lifetime
(if we leave out all the documentation from that time that names him
as a writer but fails to give his address) and that that, for some
reason, outweighs all the documentation we DO have for Shakespeare's
authorship?

--Bob G.

Art Neuendorffer

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>>Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>><<I have heard that Mr. Shakspeare...supplied the stage with two plays
>>> EVER year, and for itt had an allowance so large, that hee spent att
>>> the rate of £1,000 a-year.>> - *REVEREND (john) WARD* , Diary 1661-63
>>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> *REVEREND WARD*
>>>
>>> E D W A R D V E R E
>>> R
>>> N

> David L. Webb wrote:

>> "Ern" as a VERb means to flow like a riVER, Art.

David Kathman wrote:

> It can also mean "earn", if you work for Kellogg:
> http://eetandern.yahoo.com/

--------------------------------------------------
Reverend Edwar-DeVere-TT Hale
---------------------------------------------------------------------
<<Reverend Edward Everett Hale discussed the origin of the name
California in a paper he read before the American Antiquarian Society
in Boston on April 30, 1862.
It is interesting that he based his conclusions
on the romance Las Sergas de ESPLANDIAN discussed above.>>
-----------------------------------------------------------------
<<Edwar-DeVere-TT played a key role in Americas' Greek Revival. Harvard
established its new chair of ancient Greek studies for him. He had sped
through Harvard at the top of his class, completed his divinity studies,
and been appointed to the prestigious Brattle Street pulpit before he
was twenty. His promise as a scholar made Harvard call him back from the
pulpit to the classroom. But first the university subsidized his studies
in Germany, where he was the first American to earn his doctorate at a
center of new philology. While Everett was abroad, he traveled widely
and met the leaders ofthe romantic age, from Goethe to Byron.>>
-- _Lincoln at Gettysburg_ by Gary Wills
---------------------------------------------------------------------
April 11, 1794, Massachusetts governor Edwar-DeVere-TT born.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
http://www.ntin.net/McDaniel/0411.htm

April 11, 714, The hermit/saint Guthl[AC CROW]land dies.
April 11, 1079, St. Stanislaus dies at [CRACOW].
April 11, 1689, William III & Mary II [CROW]ned.

April 11, 1533, [Good Friday] Holbein's _The Ambassadors_
<<At the bottom is an anamorphic skull.>>
http://webserver1.oneonta.edu/faculty/farberas/arth/ARTH214/Conclusion.html

April 11, 1707, Gulliver arrives at Fort St. George, India.

April 11, 1713, Treaty of Utrecht ends War of Spanish Succession.

April 11, 1722, Kit ?For I will consider my cat Jeffrey? Smart born.
Some of his religious poems, such as Jubilate Agno, are famous.
Dr. Johnson knew him: ?I do not think that he ought to be shut up.
His infirmities were not noxious to society. He insisted on people
praying with him, and I?d as lief pray with Kit Smart as anyone else.?
Smart was confined in lunatic asylums for seven years.

April 11, 1783, U.S. proclaims end to the Revolutionary War.

April 11, 1794, Massachusetts governor Edward Everett born.

April 11, 1814, Napoleon was forced to abdicate his throne. He was
banished to the island of Elba. But he would return.

April 11, 1960 - First weather satellite launched (Tiros 1)
April 11, 1970 - Apollo 13 launched to Moon (13:13 CST)
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Art Neuendorffer

Art Neuendorffer

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>>> Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>>>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>> <<I have heard that Mr. Shakspeare...supplied the stage with two plays
>>>> EVER year, and for itt had an allowance so large, that hee spent att
>>>> the rate of £1,000 a-year.>> - *REVEREND (john) WARD* , Diary 1661-63
>>>> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>> *REVEREND WARD*
>>>>
>>>> E D W A R D V E R E
>>>> R
>>>> N
>>>
>> David L. Webb wrote:
>
>>> "Ern" as a VERb means to flow like a riVER, Art.

<<[E]uropean [R]ivers [N]etwork is supported S.O.S. Loire Vivante.>>
http://www.rivernet.org/ern.htm

> David Kathman wrote:
>
>> It can also mean "earn", if you work for Kellogg:
>> http://eetandern.yahoo.com/

----------------------------------------------------------------
CANCER (June 22-July 23)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The Three Wise Men (AC) feast day July 23.
http://users.erols.com/saintpat/ss/0723.htm#brid

<< The bodies of the magi are in the Cologne Cathedral where they
are venerated as saints and called the "Three Kings of Cologne."
They became the patron saints of travelers.>>
----------------------------------------------------------------
<<On 23 July 1567, while practicing fencing with Edward Baynam,
a TAILOR, in the backyard of Cecil's house in the Strand, the
seventeen-year-old Oxford killed an unarmed undercook named
THOMAS BRINCKNELL with a thrust to the thigh.>>
------------------------------------------------------------------
<<On 23 July 1567, at Lochleven, Mary Queen of Scots was forced
to sign an act of withdrawal in favor of her one-year-old son,
who was crowned as James VI five days afterward at Scone.>>
---------------------------------------------------------------------
<<On 23 July 1847, Brigham Young recorded: "The spirit of light
rested upon me and moved over the [Great Salt Lake] valley, and
I felt that there the Saints would find protection and safety.">>
--------------------------------------------------------------------
On 23 July 1943, ERN Malley dies in Sydney 'Grave's Disease.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------
_The Ern Malley Poetry Hoax_ - by David Lehman
http://jacketmagazine.com/17/ern-dl.html

<<The greatest literary hoax of the twentieth century was concocted by a
couple of Australian soldiers at their desks in the offices of the
Victoria Barracks in Melbourne, land headquarters of the Australian
army, on a quiet Saturday in October 1943. The uniformed noncombatants,
Lieutenant James McAuley and Corporal Harold Stewart, were a pair of
Sydney poets with a shared animus toward modern poetry in general and a
particular hatred of the surrealist stuff championed by Adelaide
wunderkind Max Harris, the twenty-two-year-old editor of Angry Penguins,
a well-heeled journal devoted to the spread of modernism down under.

In a single rollicking afternoon McAuley and Stewart cooked up the
collected works of Ernest Lalor Malley. Imitating the modern poets they
most despised ('not Max Harris in particular, but the whole literary
fashion as we knew it from the works of Dylan Thomas, Henry Treece, and
others'), they rapidly wrote the sixteen poems that constitute Ern
Malley's 'tragic lifework.' They lifted lines at random from the books
and papers on their desks (Shakespeare, a dictionary of quotations, an
American report on the breeding grounds of mosquitoes, etc.). They mixed
in false allusions and misquotations, dropped 'confused and inconsistent
hints at a meaning' in place of a coherent theme, and deliberately
produced what they thought was bad verse. They called their creation
Malley because mal in French means bad. He was Ernest because they were not.

Later, the hoaxers added a high-sounding 'preface and statement,'
outfitted Malley with a tearjerking biography, and created his suburban
sister Ethel. The invention of Ethel was a masterstroke. It was she who
sent Malley's posthumous opus, 'The Darkening Ecliptic', to Max Harris
along with a cover letter tinged with her disapproval of her brother's
bohemian ways and proclaiming her own ignorance of poetry.

Ern (she wrote) had been born in England in 1918, was taken to Australia
after his father's death two years later, and was left in Ethel's care
after their mother died when he was fifteen. Having dropped out of
school, the young man worked as a garage mechanic in Sydney and later as
an insurance salesman and part-time watch repairman in Melbourne. In
1943 he returned to Sydney, where he died of 'Grave's Disease.'

Artless Ethel, the bourgeois philistine, had the effect of
authenticating Ern's poignant existence. The simplicity of her account
inspired Harris to construct the poignant life-story of a poet who
burned Keats-like in a flame snuffed out before its time. 'The weeks
before he died were terrible,' Ethel wrote. 'Sometimes he would be all
right and he would talk to me. From things he said I gathered he had
been fond of a girl in Melbourne, but had some sort of difference with
her. I didn't want to ask him too much because he was nervy and
irritable. The crisis came suddenly, and he passed away on Friday the
23rd of July. As he wished, he was cremated at Rookwood.'

Ern Malley was just what the avant-garde ordered: a tragic hero. His
poems were charged with the premonition of an early death and the
conviction that poetic greatness would be his if he could but live five
more winters. McAuley and Stewart saw to it that Malley had, like Keats,
died at the age of twenty-five. 'Now in your honour Keats, I spin / The
loaded Zodiac with my left hand / As the man at the fair revolves / His
coloured deceitful board,' Malley writes in 'Colloquy with John Keats.'
And, Like you I sought at first for Beauty

And then, in disgust, returned
As did you to the locus of sensation
And not till then did my voice build crenellated towers
Of an enteric substance in the air.

Amid the red herrings scattered in the poems, McAuley and Stewart did
sprinkle a few genuine clues to the mystery of Ern Malley. From
'Sybilline,' for example, these splendid lines hint at Malley's ghostly
nature:

It is necessary to understand
That a poet may not exist, that his writings
Are the incomplete circle and straight drop
Of a question mark
And yet I know I shall be raised up
On the vertical banners of praise.

It was, however, possible to take these lines metaphorically as the
dying man's vision of impending oblivion and posthumous applause.

Malley is a comedian of the spirit, who wards off self-pity with defiant
irony. But he also has a prophetic voice and a grave historical vision,
as in these haunting lines from 'Petit Testament': 'But where I have
lived / Spain weeps in the gutters of Footscray / Guernica is the
ticking of a clock / The nightmare has become real, not as belief / But
in the scrub-typhus of Mubo.' And he is capable of the pure lyric
outcry. Here is the second stanza of 'Sweet William':

One moment of daylight let me have
Like a white arm thrust
Out of a dark and self-denying wave
And in the one moment
I Shall irremediably attest
How (though with sobs, and torn cries bleeding)
My white swan of quietness lies
Sanctified on my black swan's breast.

Harris fell for Malley hook, line and sinker. So did his patrons and
chums, including the painter Sidney Nolan, who would become the most
celebrated Australian painter of his generation. They devoted the next
issue of Angry Penguins to their excited discovery -- and were promptly
ambushed by the hoax's exposure in the press in June 1944. Although this
was scarcely a slow news summer -- the Normandy invasion took place in
June, the liberation of France in August -- the story spread rapidly to
England and America, and everywhere the reaction was the same: high
hilarity at the expense of the Angry Penguins, the humiliation of Max
Harris, a colossal setback for modernism in Australia. The hoax was, as
Michael Heyward points out in The Ern Malley Affair (London: Faber &
Faber, 1993), a decisive act of literary criticism, brilliant parody in
the service of fierce polemic. If, as McAuley and Stewart insisted, the
poems had no merit, then Malley's champions had convicted themselves of
unsound judgment and corrupt taste.

But the story doesn't end there. Stranger turns were to follow. The
South Australian police impounded the issue of Angry Penguins devoted to
"The Darkening Ecliptic" on the grounds that Malley's poems were
obscene, though in fact their erotic content was negligible when
compared with, say, Tropic of Cancer or Ulysses. The court case that
September featured some inadvertently hilarious testimony from a
dunderhead police detective (named Vogelsang) who didn't know the
meaning of the words he thought were indecent.

The wondrous twist in the Ern Malley story was the surprising, and
actually quite heroic, intransigence of Max Harris and his cohorts, who
maintained in the face of all ridicule their belief in Malley's genius.
'The myth is sometimes greater than its creator,' said Harris (p. 152).
Sir Herbert Read, tireless in his advocacy of vanguard art, wired his
support from England. It seemed to him that the hoaxers had been
'hoisted on their own petard' (p. 156). It was, Read reasoned, possible
to arrive at genuine art by spurious means -- even if the motive of the
writer was to perpetrate a travesty. In time others have come to share
this view, and it is clear that the tide in Australia has turned in
their favor. The editors of the new Penguin Book of Modern Australian
Poetry (1992) elected to include all of Malley's poems in their anthology.

Ern Malley has always had an honored place among the poets of the New
York School. Kenneth Koch printed two Malley poems, 'Boult to Marina'
and 'Sybilline,' in the 'collaborations' issue of Locus Solus, the
avant-garde literary magazine, in 1961. At Columbia University in 1968,
Koch introduced his writing students to Malley's poetry, suggesting that
the hoaxer's antics were well worth imitating not for purposes of
polemic but for legitimate poetic ends. In 1976 John Ashbery asked his
MFA students at Brooklyn College to compare Malley's 'Sweet William' to
one of Geoffrey Hill's Mercian Hymns. Which did they think was the
genuine article? (The students were divided.) Ashbery's point -- and it
seems to be Malley's point -- is that intentions may be irrelevant to
results, that genuineness in literature may not depend on authorial
sincerity, and that our ideas about good and bad, real and fake, are, or
ought to be, in flux.

One half of Ern Malley was still alive until recently. I visited Harold
Stewart in Kyoto in 1990. A septuagenarian in a shabby genteel gray
suit, he had lived in Kyoto for a quarter of a century. He died there in
1995. He was a Buddhist and an autodidact, immensely learned about his
adopted city, and he published several books of poetry, including a book
of haiku. 'I was born in the year of the fire dragon and I eat a
modernist poet for breakfast every morning,' he warned me with a
mock-growl as he showed me the Sanjusangendo temple in Kyoto. He became
'Uncle Harold' very quickly despite suspecting that I was, in fact, a
spy from the ultra-modernist faction out there. 'Considering the ease
with which you produced Ern Malley, didn't you ever have the impulse to
write more poems in that vein?' I asked. 'No,' he thundered. It was a
joke, a lark, a way of getting at 'an arrogant group of modernists.'

Much as I liked and admired Stewart, I think he was wrong in that
judgment. The Ern Malley affair was the century's greatest literary hoax
not because it completely hoodwinked Harris and not because it triggered
off a story so rich in ironies and reversals. It was the greatest hoax
because the creation of Ern Malley escaped the control of his creators
and enjoyed an autonomous existence beyond, and at odds with, the
critical and satirical intentions of McAuley and Stewart. They succeeded
better than they had known, or wished. Malley's poems hold up to this
day, eclipsing anything produced by any of the story's main protagonists
in propria persona.

Cover of the Autumn 1944 issue of Angry Penguins; cover art by Sidney
Nolan. The art relates to the quoted matter (cover, bottom right) from
the poem "Petit Testament", below, as follows:

I said to my love (who is living)
Dear we shall never be that verb
Perched on the sole Arabian Tree

(Here the peacock blinks the eyes of his multipennate tail.)

Crazy as it seems, the Malley poems do have merit. In a poem written
during the second World War the French poet Robert Desnos pictures
himself as 'the shadow among shadows' poised to 'enter and reenter your
sunny life.' This is Malley's self-conception, too. His gallows humor,
self-lacerating irony, and odd arresting juxtapositions contribute to an
effect that other poets of the period strove for but few attained so
unerringly as this speaker of 'No-Man's-language appropriate / Only to
No-Man's-Land.'

'Petit Testament,' Malley's last poem, concludes with these lines: 'I /
Who have lived in the shadow that each act / Casts on the next act now
emerge / As loyal as the thistle that in session / Puffs its full seed
upon the indicative air. / I have split the infinitive. Beyond is
anything.' A misprint in the first edition changed infinitive to
infinite in the last line.>>
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> Reverend Edwar-DeVere-TT Hale


>--------------------------------------------------------------------
> <<Reverend Edward Everett Hale discussed the origin
> of the name California in a paper he read before
> the American Antiquarian Society in Boston on April 30, 1862.
> It is interesting that he based his conclusions
> on the romance Las Sergas de ESPLANDIAN discussed above.>>

> -----------------------------------------------------------------------


> <<Edwar-DeVere-TT played a key role in Americas' Greek Revival. Harvard
> established its new chair of ancient Greek studies for him. He had sped
> through Harvard at the top of his class, completed his divinity studies,
> and been appointed to the prestigious Brattle Street pulpit before he
> was twenty. His promise as a scholar made Harvard call him back from the
> pulpit to the classroom. But first the university subsidized his studies
> in Germany, where he was the first American to earn his doctorate at a
> center of new philology. While Everett was abroad, he traveled widely
> and met the leaders ofthe romantic age, from Goethe to Byron.>>
> -- _Lincoln at Gettysburg_ by Gary Wills
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> April 11, 1794, Massachusetts governor Edwar-DeVere-TT born.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> http://www.ntin.net/McDaniel/0411.htm
>
> April 11, 714, The hermit/saint Guthl[AC CROW]land dies.
> April 11, 1079, St. Stanislaus dies at [CRACOW].
> April 11, 1689, William III & Mary II [CROW]ned.
>
> April 11, 1533, [Good Friday] Holbein's _The Ambassadors_
> <<At the bottom is an anamorphic skull.>>
> http://webserver1.oneonta.edu/faculty/farberas/arth/ARTH214/Conclusion.html
>
> April 11, 1707, Gulliver arrives at Fort St. George, India.
>
> April 11, 1713, Treaty of Utrecht ends War of Spanish Succession.
>

> April 11, 1722, Kit 'For I will consider my cat Jeffrey' Smart born.


> Some of his religious poems, such as Jubilate Agno, are famous.

> Dr. Johnson knew him: 'I do not think that he ought to be shut up.


> His infirmities were not noxious to society. He insisted on people

> praying with him, and I'd as lief pray with Kit Smart as anyone else.?

Bob Grumman

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correction


HAS a known record--see his monument)

Paul Crowley

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> > The arguments against the Stratman are overwhelming,


> > and have been stated here thousands of times. His
> > wholly inappropriate background for any kind of literary
> > activity
>
> Okay, Paul, let's start there. We'll assume for the sake of the
> argument that Shakespeare's occupation as a actor was a "wholly
> inappropriate background for any kind of literary activity,"

Why not assume -- for the sake of argument --
that the moon is made of green cheese?

> including play-writing. What is your strongest piece of evidence
> that Shakespeare's background was inappropriate for a literary
> background?

Since the moon is made of cheese, what's your
strongest argument that it is not populated by
a race of cheese-eating aliens?

[..]


> You're now in the realm of unfalsifiable bullshit, Paul. To
> be taken seriously, you HAVE to provide some evidence of fraud.

The signatures? The illiteracy of the stooge's
daughters? The statements of his relatives on
their tombstones? The statements about the
stooge on his gravestone? The statements
about him when he appeared in public -- as in
legal cases? The statements about him by all
the Stratford folk? Or more precisely the lack of
statements -- to the effect that he was a poet or
a playwright, that he had served both monarchs
as a member of the Royal Household . . . . . .


and so on and on and on . .

> Maintaining that the people perpetrating the fraud made no


> mistakes is straining, but if you can't provide some evidence of
> fraud, how about some evidence that human beings could carry out
> so complex a fraud without leaving any evidence that they did so.

They cleared up all the letters, removed all the
books -- or nearly all, and left time do the rest.

> Right, Paul: in asking for a argument that is not a strawman,
> Terry and Dave are creating a strawman. I'm curious. How would you
> go about trying to refute Oxfordianism?

You'd need to show that the Stratman was a likely
candidate. Possibly you could find other great
authors who left school at 13 (or earlier -- if he
attended at all), remained in their home village
until they were about 25, then went to the big
city and soon developed a remarkable career,
burning out at the age of about 44.

You could find good evidence that the great man
wrote a work between 1604 and 1616. Oops --
we've just been though another of those episodes,
and Strats are still wiping the egg off their collective
faces.

And so on and on an on . . . There is no end to
what you SHOULD find, but can't.

> Or, so you'll be comfortable,
> to refute the theory that Marlowe wrote Shakespeare?

I've never seen even the beginnings of an
argument as to WHY Marlowe should have
written Shakespeare. I can see no reason
why anyone would want to believe in such
a theory in the first place. Substitute one
nonentity for another -- so what? Until I see
such a case set out, I don't want to bother
thinking about it.

> > See what I mean? The Oxfordian case is that
> > there was a government-originated and controlled
> > cover-up of the authorship. So your request is
> > misconceived. We have to look at the whole
> > context of the plays and the poems.
> > For whom
> > were they written? Who would have enjoyed them
> > most? Who would have been most sensitive to
> > imputations that could have been read into them?
>
> What's your strongest argument for supposing the plays
> were not written for the usual reasons plays are written?

Because they are not the ordinary kind of plays
such as you get on Broadway (or its equivalents
at any time).
[..]


Paul.


David L. Webb

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In article <75f2d918.03010...@posting.google.com>,
kenka...@yahoo.com (Ken Kaplan) wrote:

Do you mean "Oxfordian scholarship" in the strsong sense --
scholarship that makes a persuasive case for Oxford's putative
authorship of the Shakespeare canon -- or do you mean "Oxfordian
scholarship" in the weak sense -- merely scholarship conducted by
Oxfordians? If you intended the strong sense, then I repeat my earlier
question:

Can you exhibit some examples of Oxfordian "scholarship" that are
of high quality by scholarly standards AND that support the
conjecture that Oxford wrote the works attributed to Shakespeare?

As I said, the examples of Oxfordian scholarship in the weak sense that
seem to me to have merit are things like Rollett's article that
exploded the Oxfordian myth concerning the Bolbec crest, a discovery
that does nothing to advance the idea that Oxford wrote the Shakespeare
canon. If you mean that Terry denigrates Oxfordian scholarship in the
weak sense, then I think that you have misread him -- indeed, he and
Dave Kathman have both expressed respect for Rollett's Bolbec work;
however, if you complain that Terry is unfairly denigrating Oxfordian
scholarship in the strong sense, then it is incumbent upon YOU to
exhibit an example of worthwhile Oxfordian scholarship in the strong
sense to show that the notion is not vacuous.

So, what IS an example of worthwhile Oxfordian scholarhip in the
strong sense? Dr. Stritmatter's thesis? Sobran's book? Mr. Streitz's
outrageously funny book?

> Aside from the criticism that constantly has been given you regarding
> this piece that the detailed deconstruction of the Polus issue _does
> not_ address the Polonius as Burghley issue in its complexity and by
> itself is not an indictment of everything Oxfordians have written
> ("Unfortunately for the Oxfordians, the alleged evidence for their
> argument*s*-this means ALL- cannot stand up under scrutiny.")

I repeat: can you exhibit an Oxfordian argument in the strong sense
that DOES withstand normal scholarly scrutiny? I would really like to
see one.

> This
> sweping assertion of your belief that the debunking of the Polus
> attrubution undermines an entire argument is sheer nonsense and a
> fiction of your mind. It is also evidence of one of your worst
> weaknesses, that a defect in detail denies the entire position, one
> you use quite a bit.

I fear that you're misreading Terry again. Terry is under no
obligation to acknowledge the merit of any Oxfordian argument if he is
unaware of any argument that merits such esteem. If you wish Terry to
acknowledge the force of some Oxfordian argument, it is incumbent upon
you to suggest the argument that you think deserves consideration. If
Terry knows of no such worthwhile Oxfordian argument, and if his
intention is merely to illustrate how Oxfordians habitually engage in
absurd misunderstandings, tortured misreadings, wholesale disregard for
context, uncritical acceptance of outright factual error, wishful
thinking, etc., then for his purposes, the example he chose is as good
as any.



> The tone of your web page and nearly all your writings here convey the
> message of "all Oxfordians". At least David Kathman has the
> graciousness to admit that he has seen good work from several who do
> not share his view and has named them.

Terry has also named the Rollett Bolbec finding; unfortunately, that
bit of scholarship does nothing to support the fantastic notion that
Oxford wrote the works attributed to Shakespeare.



> As to your other questions, I will be brief.

That's the trouble -- you've been TOO brief. You STILL have not
identified an Oxfordian argument (in the strong sense) that you think
is worthy of his consideration. Terry has asked you a very direct
question: what are the strongest Oxfordian arguments? (It is clear
from context that he means Oxfordian arguments in the strong sense.)
I've asked virtually the same thing.


> Diana Price's arguments and Pat Dooley's defense of them here
> constitute the strongest evidence concerning the doubt that
> Shakespeare of Stratford is the true, sole author of the Shakespearean
> canon. I have a standing $100 bet that of 10 intelligent people who
> know nothing aforehand of this issue read those threads, 6 out of 10
> at least (more like 7-9) will side with Dooley.

Diana Price's scholarship has already been pretty thoroughly
debunked, in part by Terry's devastating critique. Dooley's
"scholarship" included a triumphant display of inability to use the
OED.

> Since from the
> perspective of nearly everyone on this NG, Anti Stratfordians are
> similar to "creationists" and "other sub reality group" deniers of
> truth,

Not ALL anti-Stratfordians fall into that category, and I have
repeatedly singled out Peter Farey as a conspicuous exception.
However, it is undeniable that a good many anti-Stratfordians are not
merely authorship cranks but multipurpose cranks. As I have remarked
repeatedly, "Dr." Faker thinks that the lunar landing was faked, and
that he has "solved" Fermat's Last Theorem. Surely the former is at
least as far out on the lunatic fringe as special creation, as there is
no apparent religious imperative prompting a belief that the lunar
landing was faked, as there is in the case of many people's belief in
special creation. His "solution" of the latter is childish nonsense
that would not deceive a bright middle school student. Mr. Streitz has
proclaimed in this newsgroup that AIDS is "a hoax," and he has
dismissed in his book the role of the Bernoulli principle in aviation.
Elizabeth Weir has actually claimed that Special Relativity is wrong!
(Not only that, she has SIMULTANEOUSLY claimed that the theory was
"plagerized" [sic] from Poincaré and Lorentz, who deserve all the
credit.) Special Relativity has been confirmed overwhelmingly by
experiments in venues ranging from tabletop optics to high-energy
particle accelerators to cosmic rays to airplanes -- it is on at least
as sound an experimental footing as evolution by natural selection, and
its fundamental mechanisms are far better understood. I won't even get
started on the aquatic ape theory. Stephanie Caruana has been
promulgating a farcical conspiracy theory which, if you haven't seen
it, is well worth perusing at

<http://gemstone-file.com/>

for a robust belly laugh. I invite you visit the web pages of Raeto
West or Peter Zenner if you doubt the applicability of the comparisons
to special creationists and other cranks. I invite you also to
acquaint yourself with Lord Burford's views upon the EU, the identity
of the Lost Tribes of Israel, etc. While it is true that not ALL
anti-Stratfordians fall under the spell of lunatic-fringe crankery, an
unnerving number do, judging by this newsgroup.

> including Holocaust deniers,

Haven't you gotten around to having a look at what Sobran writes
when he isn't writing about Shakespeare and Oxford? Have you looked at
Raeto West's web site, in particular its David Irving section? While
it is true that not ALL anti-Stratfordians fall under the spell of
lunatic-fringe crankery, an unnerving number demonstrably do.

> a viewpoint you expressly agreed
> with here a few years ago, even two who agree with Dooley, by the
> Stratfordian standards would be a victory
> for him and Diana. But I will take a simple majority. That's the
> answer to your first question.
>
> Second, as I have often said here and elsewhere, but apparently not

> listened to [sic], the authorship issue appears to me to be complex and
> intricate.

That's probably because you've been rather badly misled by those
who, as Terry already said, know not whereof they speak.

> I believe as I have stated above, that there is authentic
> room for doubt and question of traditional attribution.

There is always room for doubt. *Reasonable* doubt, however,
requires evidence, not mere wishful thinking.

> I belive that
> orthodox scholarship regarding the biography is a sham and I will

> address it specifically in Portland. I Believe [sic]

An Oxfreudian slip?



> that a great amount of
> circumstantial evidence leads me to believe

"I believe that a great amount of circumstantial evidence leads me
to believe..."?! If you're speculating upon your own psychology, Ken,
it's fine with me -- just don't confuse that with objective literary
history.

> that Edward Devere has a
> greater role in this than has been historically accepted. Whether he
> was the sole author I can not say. This mirrors the stance of a
> Shakespeare Fellowship member who said, that it seemed to him that
> whoever wrote Shakespeare had Devere on his mind.
> One example: a major Statfordian biographer posits in 20 pages that
> the exalting of George Stanley's role at the end of Richard III
> constitutes a credible piece of evidence that Ferdinando Stanley was a
> hitherto unknown patron
> of the author ignores the fact that a similar exaltation happens
> concerning Devere's ancestors.

Huh? Can you elaborate?

> Many might say Wilson's bio is weak, I
> don't hear cries that he is whacko.

Well, as far as I know Wilson hasn't claimed that Oxford and Rutland
were Queen Elizabeth's posthumously conceived twin sons, let alone that
the former was also her lover. Now there's a nutcase biography for
you!

> Therefore something is missing or
> deliberately left out in the analysis. If Wilson is discredited by
> you, as Rowse was by Kathman, does this demonstrate a uniformity of
> excellence and "standards" among Stratfordian biographers?
>
> Strong arguments therefore that put Devere near the canon and for me
> ask for more investigation.

For the nth time, WHAT "strong arguments" put Oxford "near the
canon"?

> Some of which you have avoided.

I haven't seen any "strong arguments" to avoid!



> The manipulation of Dervere history in the early history plays.

Huh? How does that place Oxford "near the canon"?

> Compelling evidence for an early dating of Hamlet (a key piece of
> which is Nashe's epistle to "Christ's Tears" in ripping Gabriel
> Harvey.)

Huh?

> The Polonius as Burghley issue and the entire emotional tone of the
> Hamlet-Polonius-Ophelia triangle.

Huh? In the first place, the plot of the play bears little
resemblance to what is known about Oxford's relationship with his
father-in-law; in the second, difficulties with in-laws are a
commonplace problem experienced by a host of people -- certainly such
problems are not peculiar to Oxford.

> The relationship of Devere to Cardanus Comforte and its significance
> in Hamlet, a position you debunked and were at caught red handed by
> Mark Alexander and to which you never replied.

Can you furnish a Google archive link? I can't recall having seen
Terry "caught red handed," let alone by Mark Alexander. When was this?

> Specific references to Devere's life that have no need to be included
> (Sr. Baptiste, rich in crowns), falling out at tennis)

Huh?

> The lament of the Sonnets of the motif of disgrace, loss of name,
> shame.

Huh?



> I don't need to go on.

Yes, you do -- at any rate, you do if you hope to have anything you
say even remotely resemble a persuasive argument. Why don't you begin
by elaborating upon any of the above "strong arguments," explaining
clearly why it is strong, and why it should suggest to any sane person
that Oxford wrote the works attributed to Shakespeare? Just uttering a
locution like "The manipulation of Dervere [sic] history in the early
history plays" without explanation makes your "argument" scarcely any
more persuasive than the "arguments" of Kennedy assassination cranks
who just resort to sentence fragments like "the grassy knoll," as
though that brief incantation instantly clarified everything.

> No there is no certifiable document that puts
> Devere as Shakespeare.

There is none that even remotely suggests it, as far as I know.

> There is also no certifiable document during
> the Stratford man's lifetime that demonstrates he was a writer.
>
> I am not as strong or as certain as Stritmatter that Devere wrote
> Shakespeare. It is indicative to me of your refusal to see shades of
> gray that there might be room for other thoughts on the matter.

There certainly would be "room for other thoughts" if you or Dr.
Stritmatter or anyone else could adduce some persuasive evidence.

> Or
> that disgust with orthodox biography and the mismatch between life and
> art is so great as to cause enormous implausibility.

As has been pointed out many, many times, the "mismatch between life
and art" is greater in cases like Richard Wagner, Asa Earl Carter, and
others.

> Park Honan wrote
> that Shakespeare was so ingrained with a deep courtesy, a courtesy
> that _could not_ come from attending a ceremony or association with
> nobility ( a position contraty to many on this NG)that it demonstrated
> , among other things, a concern for the common good. What the hell is
> he talking about? Not only is he doing what Looney did, attempting to
> profile the author through his writing, but the extant evidence gives
> not _one shred of fact_ to support such a claim. In fact, it
> contradicts it (Wayte lawsuit, hoarding of grain, not one charitable
> act demonstrated even though waelthy. Is this evidence of the
> standards you profess?
>
> We've been through this time and time again and its a "caucus race".
> Yes I am dissapponted by many assertions. Others, such as Bob Brazil's
> work on the publishers of Shakespeare's quarto's and Devere, Detobel
> on authorial rights, Jimanez on the relationship of "Famous Victories"
> and Henry IV Iand II and Henry V are quite provocative.

You said earlier that Dr. Stritmatter's thesis would be worth
waiting for, and I waited -- yet we see the result. Is Brazil's or
Detobel's work any different? Can you provide a reference for either?

Bob Grumman

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> > > The arguments against the Stratman are overwhelming,
> > > and have been stated here thousands of times. His
> > > wholly inappropriate background for any kind of literary
> > > activity
> >
> > Okay, Paul, let's start there. We'll assume for the sake of the
> > argument that Shakespeare's occupation as aN actor was a "wholly

> > inappropriate background for any kind of literary activity,"

> Why not assume -- for the sake of argument --
> that the moon is made of green cheese?

You truly believe that acting has no connection to literature? That it is a
WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE BACKGROUND for the writing of plays? Paul, you are
insane.

> > including play-writing. What is your strongest piece of evidence
> > that Shakespeare's background was inappropriate for a literary
> > background?

Make that "inappropriate for any kind of literary activity."

>
> Since the moon is made of cheese, what's your
> strongest argument that it is not populated by
> a race of cheese-eating aliens?

I am assuming nothing. I am challenging you to provide evidence that
Shakespeare's background was "wholly inappropriate for any kind of literary
activity."

> [..]
> > You're now in the realm of unfalsifiable bullshit, Paul. To
> > be taken seriously, you HAVE to provide some evidence of fraud.
>
> The signatures? The illiteracy of the stooge's
> daughters? The statements of his relatives on
> their tombstones? The statements about the
> stooge on his gravestone? The statements
> about him when he appeared in public -- as in
> legal cases? The statements about him by all
> the Stratford folk? Or more precisely the lack of
> statements -- to the effect that he was a poet or
> a playwright, that he had served both monarchs
> as a member of the Royal Household . . . . . .
> and so on and on and on . .

Paul, I'm asking for evidence of FRAUD, not for evidence that Shakespeare
was not Shakespeare.
For example, do you have a record of anyone of the time's saying that the
monument's inscription was fraudulent? Did anyone back then say Shakespeare
was a pretender? Do you have a letter written by one of the hoaxsters
describing what was done?

> > Maintaining that the people perpetrating the fraud made no
> > mistakes is straining, but if you can't provide some evidence of
> > fraud, how about some evidence that human beings could carry out
> > so complex a fraud without leaving any evidence that they did so.
>
> They cleared up all the letters, removed all the
> books -- or nearly all, and left time do the rest.

Right, you know that. But what can you give those of us who need EVIDENCE?
What evidence can you give us that human beings are capable of perfection?
Naturally, I don't expect you to cite some fraud that was perfect since in
that case we would not know about it, but how about a fraud that was
near-perfect. Actually, you COULD, theoretically, cite a perfect fraud--one
that no one detected for, say, fifty years, until its perpetrator revealed
the truth. A significant fraud, I mean, not one dealing with a situation
only a few people knew about.


****


> > Right, Paul: in asking for a argument that is not a strawman,
> > Terry and Dave are creating a strawman. I'm curious. How would you
> > go about trying to refute Oxfordianism?
>
> You'd need to show that the Stratman was a likely
> candidate. Possibly you could find other great
> authors who left school at 13 (or earlier -- if he
> attended at all), remained in their home village
> until they were about 25, then went to the big
> city and soon developed a remarkable career,
> burning out at the age of about 44.

You keep going back to Shakespeare, whom you know not to have been the right
sort of fellow to have been The World's Greatest Author, but I'm asking how
you would go about refuting Oxford's claim--that is, how would you show that
Oxford could not have been Shakespeare without doing it by showing that
someone else was.

I'm curious as to whether you would try to find the same kinds of arguments
against Oxford that you feel you've found against Shakespeare.

My claim is that you would very likely find out what the arguments FOR
Oxford were, and try to refute them, starting with the one Oxfordians
thought their strongest. And you might get a little irked if your opponents
just said any argument you demolished was a straw man, then went on to claim
that they could present no specific strong argument for you to refute
because they had only a huge complex of
intertwined arguments.

What other Known Truth of consequence is so dependent on some inexpressible
collection of inter-dependent circumstantial evidence as your supposed Truth
is?

> You could find good evidence that the great man
> wrote a work between 1604 and 1616. Oops --
> we've just been though another of those episodes,
> and Strats are still wiping the egg off their collective
> faces.

Ha, as if you wacks wouldn't have figured out a way for the Elegy to have
been written in 1577 if it had been conclusively shown to have been from
Shakespeare. It was for another William Peter, and touched up slightly to
work for the 1613 one.

> And so on and on an on . . . There is no end to
> what you SHOULD find, but can't.

Actually, all we needed to find was ONE published play with the author's
name on it, and an absence of documentary evidence that it was not the True
Author's name.

That is opinion, Paul. I'm asking for evidence. For example, a statement
by Oxford that he was writing for the Daily Worker, not for the popular
stage.

--Bob G.
>


Clayton E. Cramer

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Terry Ross <tr...@bcpl.net> wrote in message news:<Pine.GSO.4.50.0301041221300.138-100000@mail>...
> On Sat, 4 Jan 2003, richard kennedy wrote:
>
> > Welcome to Cramer and this nice observation:
> >
> >
> > "Academic standards seem to have fallen quite dramatically in the last
> > 20 years, perhaps because standards imply dangerous binary dichotomies
> > such as truth vs. falsity. This could lead to the even more dangerous
> > idea that 2+2 can't equal whatever the Party says it does."
>
> One of the strongest and ultimately most effective critics of Bellesiles
> was Clayton Cramer, whose home page is http://www.claytoncramer.com
>
> The Investigative Committee Report commissioned by Bellesiles's former
> employer Emory University is here:
> http://www.emory.edu/central/NEWS/Releases/Final_Report.pdf
>
> Bellesiles's reaction to the Report is here:
> http://www.emory.edu/central/NEWS/Releases/B_statement.pdf
>
> I don't know whether the Bellesiles matter supports Cramer's general
> conclusion. His work was evaluated both within and without the academy,
> and he ultimately lost his job at Emory for failing to live up to the
> professional standards expected of Emory historians. I don't know (I hope
> I don't know) what Cramer means by "the Party," but whatever influence he
> imagines it (or should I say "It") possesses did not protect Bellesiles
> from his own unprofessionalism.

Bellesiles became an embarrassment to the profession to the point where
they had no choice but to look at the evidence, and once done, they had
no choice but to throw him to the wolves.

"Party": I was referring to a line out of Orwell's _1984_, where Winston
is finally persuaded, by the threat of torture involving rats, that
2+2 equals whatever the Party says it means. In short, that there is no
objective truth, only what suits political purposes.

Art Neuendorffer

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> Ken Kaplan wrote:

>>Diana Price's arguments and Pat Dooley's defense of them here
>>constitute the strongest evidence concerning the doubt that
>>Shakespeare of Stratford is the true, sole author of the Shakespearean
>>canon. I have a standing $100 bet that of 10 intelligent people who
>>know nothing aforehand of this issue read those threads, 6 out of 10
>>at least (more like 7-9) will side with Dooley.

David L. Webb wrote:

> Diana Price's scholarship has already been pretty thoroughly
> debunked, in part by Terry's devastating critique. Dooley's
> "scholarship" included a triumphant display of inability to use the
> OED.

Ken specifically stated *intelligent people*, Dave, so you opinion
doesn't count. (Why not take him up on the bet?)

> Ken Kaplan wrote:

>>Since from the
>>perspective of nearly everyone on this NG, Anti Stratfordians are
>>similar to "creationists" and "other sub reality group" deniers of
>>truth,

David L. Webb wrote:

> Not ALL anti-Stratfordians fall into that category, and I have
> repeatedly singled out Peter Farey as a conspicuous exception.

However, Stratfordians are similar to "creationists" and
"other sub reality group" deniers of truth.

> Ken Kaplan wrote:

>> the authorship issue appears to me to be
>> complex and intricate.

David L. Webb wrote:

> That's probably because you've been rather badly misled by
> those who, as Terry already said, know not whereof they speak.

That's probably because the authorship issue is complex & intricate.

>>The Polonius as Burghley issue and the entire emotional tone of the
>>Hamlet-Polonius-Ophelia triangle.

David L. Webb wrote:

> Huh? In the first place, the plot of the play bears little
> resemblance to what is known about Oxford's relationship with his
> father-in-law; in the second, difficulties with in-laws are a
> commonplace problem experienced by a host of people -- certainly such
> problems are not peculiar to Oxford.

----------------------------------------------------------
In SHAKSPER (1994), David Kathman stated outright:

<<I agree with Martin Mueller that the case for identifying
Polonius/Corambis as a satire of Lord Burleigh is "persuasive,
if not completely compelling".>> -- David Kathman
----------------------------------------------------------

David L. Webb wrote:

> Do you mean "Oxfordian scholarship" in the strsong sense --

> Why don't you begin


> by elaborating upon any of the above "strong arguments," explaining
> clearly why it is strong, and why it should suggest to any sane person
> that Oxford wrote the works attributed to Shakespeare?

Dave, why don't you begin by elaborating upon any Stratfordian
"strsong arguments," explaining clearly why it is strsong, and why it
should suggest to any sane person that illiterate Stratford boob wrote
the works attributed to Shake-speare?

> Ken Kaplan wrote:

>> there is no certifiable document that puts Devere as Shakespeare.

David L. Webb wrote:

> There is none that even remotely suggests it, as far as I know.

Almost all documents point to Devere as Shakespeare:


--------------------------------------------------------------
*1* It would probably be someone whose life history
was hidden in the works of Shake-speare:

1640 *Wit's Recreation*:
To Master William Shakespeare

Shakespeare, we must be silent in thy praise,
'Cause our encomiums will but blast thy bays,
Which envy could not, that thou didst so well
*Let thine own histories prove thy chronicle*
[Read the Ogburns]

--------------------------------------------------------------
*2* It might very well be someone whose life history

was hidden in "the facts" of Shakspere's life:


----------------------------------------------------------------------
<<I have heard that Mr. Shakspeare...supplied the stage with two plays
EVER year, and for itt had an allowance so large, that hee spent att
the rate of £1,000 a-year.>> - *REVEREND (john) WARD* , Diary 1661-63
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*REVEREND WARD*

E D W A R D V E R E
R
N

E R N , a *PLEDGE* ; akin to Gael. EARLAS,
-----------------------------------------------------------------------


Oxford earned £1,000 a-year: [June 26, 1586 - June 24, 1604]
[i.e., two plays EVERy year for 18 years]

-------------------------------------------------------------------

*3* In any event, it would certainly be someone whose name

was stategically hidden in the works of Shake-speare:


------------------------------------------------------------------
UNO.VERE-VIRGIL. POET.
OUR.EVER-LIVING. POET.
NIL.VERO-VERIU(S). POET.

------------------------------------------------------------------
NIHIL.VERO-VERIUS.

. . . HIS EVER-LIVIN(G V)VOR. . .
GLORY to the DESERVED author in these his poems.

Shakespeare's _Poems_(1640) -- I. B.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
_The History of Troylus and Cresseida_ (1609)
A nEVER writer, to an EVER reader.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~lgboyd/chapter5.htm

<<The DE VERES were an ancient dynastic family seated at their ancestral
village of VER (from which they took their name), near Bayeaux and
the River VIRE, in MANCHE on the Normandy coast of present-day northern
France. The name of the town itself came from the "VER," a Norse word
meaning *FISHDAM* that the Vikings had introduced into Normandy.>>
-------------------------------------------------------------------

<<Hee [Shakespeare] was (indeed) honest, and of an open & free nature
had an excellent Phantsie ; brave notions & gentle expressions
wherein hee *FLOW'D* with that facility,
that sometime it was necessary he should be *STOP'd* :>>

Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:avg1t...@enews4.newsguy.com...

> I am assuming nothing. I am challenging you to provide evidence that
> Shakespeare's background was "wholly inappropriate for any kind of literary
> activity."

The man had illiterate parents, and lived in a
village/small town where illiteracy ruled. He
spent the first twenty-five years, or so, of his life
there. The idea that he might write a book or
anything literary would have been about as alien
to him as flying. Writers need a community of
other writers for discussion, example and
inspiration. There was nothing remotely like that
for the Stratman. No one even thinks of making
such a claim. The only recourse open to
Stratfordians is 'the magic pen'.

> > > You're now in the realm of unfalsifiable bullshit, Paul. To
> > > be taken seriously, you HAVE to provide some evidence of fraud.
> >
> > The signatures? The illiteracy of the stooge's
> > daughters? The statements of his relatives on
> > their tombstones? The statements about the
> > stooge on his gravestone? The statements
> > about him when he appeared in public -- as in
> > legal cases? The statements about him by all
> > the Stratford folk? Or more precisely the lack of
> > statements -- to the effect that he was a poet or
> > a playwright, that he had served both monarchs
> > as a member of the Royal Household . . . . . .
> > and so on and on and on . .
>
> Paul, I'm asking for evidence of FRAUD, not for evidence that Shakespeare
> was not Shakespeare.

What is the difference?

> For example, do you have a record of anyone of the time's saying that the
> monument's inscription was fraudulent?

Why should we expect such a thing?

[..]


> You keep going back to Shakespeare, whom you know not to have been the right
> sort of fellow to have been The World's Greatest Author, but I'm asking how
> you would go about refuting Oxford's claim--that is, how would you show that
> Oxford could not have been Shakespeare without doing it by showing that
> someone else was.

I give you perfectly valid methods . . . ones which,
IF there were any validity to the Stratfordian claim,
would be extremely easy to establish. But to move
on to your request, you could show that Oxford had
a character, or beliefs, attitudes and opinions far
removed from those we see in the plays and
poems. (Bacon, Derby and others are commonly
rejected on such grounds.)

> I'm curious as to whether you would try to find the same kinds of arguments
> against Oxford that you feel you've found against Shakespeare.

Of course not. They grew up in quite different
worlds. Oxford was surrounded by the most
highly educated of his day. He had numerous
writers to emulate, even among his close
relatives.

> My claim is that you would very likely find out what the arguments FOR
> Oxford were, and try to refute them, starting with the one Oxfordians
> thought their strongest. And you might get a little irked if your opponents
> just said any argument you demolished was a straw man, then went on to claim
> that they could present no specific strong argument for you to refute
> because they had only a huge complex of
> intertwined arguments.

I'm sorry but that is the way the world is. There
is nothing I can do about it. Stratfordians should,
in theory, have it easy. All you have to do is to
find _one_ statement by a contemporary who
know the Stratman to the effect he was a poet,
playwright or even a writer. One statement like
"My father, the poet, . . " would do. But you have
nothing. Nada. Zero. Zilch.

As regards demolishing Oxford, all you have to
establish that something canonical was written
between June 1604 and April 1616. What could
be more simple?

> What other Known Truth of consequence is so dependent
> on some inexpressible collection of inter-dependent
> circumstantial evidence as your supposed Truth is?

A lot of issues in history (and in the past generally)
are of this nature. None of us were there to see it
happen. There is rarely direct evidence. Usually we
can only work out what took place from circumstantial
scraps. How about (as an example off the top of my
head) Continental Drift? True, there are now some
very precise measurements of the movements of the
sea floor. But before about 1970 there was only a
large amount of circumstantial evidence. Or the Big
Bang? Or the crucifixion of Christ? Or the flight of the
Jews out of Egypt? Or Evolution? Or almost any
historical episode before recent times?

[..]

Paul.


Art Neuendorffer

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Jan 9, 2003, 12:27:38 PM1/9/03
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>> > Ken Kaplan wrote:
>>
>>>>Diana Price's arguments and Pat Dooley's defense of them here
>>>>constitute the strongest evidence concerning the doubt that
>>>>Shakespeare of Stratford is the true, sole author of the Shakespearean
>>>>canon. I have a standing $100 bet that of 10 intelligent people who
>>>>know nothing aforehand of this issue read those threads, 6 out of 10
>>>>at least (more like 7-9) will side with Dooley.
>>>
>>>David L. Webb wrote:
>>
>>>Diana Price's scholarship has already been pretty thoroughly
>>> debunked, in part by Terry's devastating critique.
>>> Dooley's"scholarship" included a triumphant display
>>> of inability to use the OED.
>>
> Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>
>> Ken specifically stated *intelligent people*, Dave, so your

>> opinion doesn't count. (Why not take him up on the bet?)
>
David L. Webb wrote:

> Because the last time I made a bet with an anti-Stratfordian --
> that was with *you*, Art -- the anti-Stratfordian neVER paid up.

I never lost a bet to you, Dave.

>> > Ken Kaplan wrote:

>>>>the authorship issue appears to me to be
>>>> complex and intricate.

>>David L. Webb wrote:

>>> That's probably because you've been rather badly misled by
>>> those who, as Terry already said, know not whereof they speak.

>>That's probably because the authorship issue is complex & intricate.

> Evidence?

It's in all that stuff of mine that you snip.

>>>>The Polonius as Burghley issue and the entire
>>>> emotional tone of the Hamlet-Polonius-Ophelia triangle.
>>>
>>David L. Webb wrote:

>>> Huh? In the first place, the plot of the play bears little
>>>resemblance to what is known about Oxford's relationship with his
>>>father-in-law; in the second, difficulties with in-laws are a
>>>commonplace problem experienced by a host of people -- certainly such
>>>problems are not peculiar to Oxford.

> Art Neuendorffer wrote:
>>----------------------------------------------------------
>> In SHAKSPER (1994), David Kathman stated outright:
>>
>> <<I agree with Martin Mueller that the case for identifying
>> Polonius/Corambis as a satire of Lord Burleigh is "persuasive,
>> if not completely compelling".>> -- David Kathman
>>----------------------------------------------------------

David L. Webb wrote:

> That does not mean that the plot of the play has much to do with the
> "emotional tone of the Hamlet-Polonius-Ophelia triangle." Do you
> suppose that the ONLY person who can satirize George W. Bush is
> his son-in-law?

His son-in-law? The twins were never that drunk.

>> > Ken Kaplan wrote:

>>>> there is no certifiable document that puts Devere as Shakespeare.

>>David L. Webb wrote:

>>> There is none that even remotely suggests it, as far as I know.

> Art Neuendorffer wrote:

David L. Webb wrote:

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'd use your "ern = flow like a river"
but I can't verify it. [OED?]

David L. Webb wrote:

> If you think that such lunatic logorrhea supports the assertion that
> "Almost all documents point to Devere as Shakespeare," then you're
> insane, Art; since in fact you seem to be both sane and intelligent,
> the obvious inference is that you are burlesquing the often almost
> unbelievable cluelessness of Oxfordians.

The obvious inference is that my billiant discoveries
strongly support the assertion that:
"Almost all documents point to Devere as Shakespeare."

Art Neuendorffer

Bob Grumman

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> > I am assuming nothing. I am challenging you to provide evidence that
> > Shakespeare's background was "wholly inappropriate for any kind of
literary
> > activity."
>
> The man had illiterate parents, and lived in a
> village/small town where illiteracy ruled. He
> spent the first twenty-five years, or so, of his life
> there. The idea that he might write a book or
> anything literary would have been about as alien
> to him as flying. Writers need a community of
> other writers for discussion, example and
> inspiration. There was nothing remotely like that
> for the Stratman. No one even thinks of making
> such a claim. The only recourse open to
> Stratfordians is 'the magic pen'.

But where is your evidence that Shakespeare's background was "wholly
inappropriate for any kind of literary activity?"

There are other recourses than "the magic pen" open to the sane, by the way,
but you wouldn't understand them.

When are you going to show us how being an actor is a "WHOLLY (my caps)
inappropriate" background "for ANY (my caps) kind of literary activity," by
the way?

> > > > You're now in the realm of unfalsifiable bullshit, Paul. To
> > > > be taken seriously, you HAVE to provide some evidence of fraud.
> > >
> > > The signatures? The illiteracy of the stooge's
> > > daughters? The statements of his relatives on
> > > their tombstones? The statements about the
> > > stooge on his gravestone? The statements
> > > about him when he appeared in public -- as in
> > > legal cases? The statements about him by all
> > > the Stratford folk? Or more precisely the lack of
> > > statements -- to the effect that he was a poet or
> > > a playwright, that he had served both monarchs
> > > as a member of the Royal Household . . . . . .
> > > and so on and on and on . .
> >
> > Paul, I'm asking for evidence of FRAUD, not for evidence that
Shakespeare
> > was not Shakespeare.
>
> What is the difference?
>
> > For example, do you have a record of anyone of the time's saying that
the
> > monument's inscription was fraudulent?
>
> Why should we expect such a thing?

Can you answer the question? Or should I just take you to be doing so here
and agreeing that there is no record of anyone's saying that the monument's
inscription was fraudulent. The answer to YOUR question is, of course, that
we should not expect such a thing, because the monument's inscription was
NOT fraudulent. If it HAD been fraudulent, though, a sane person would
expect SOMEone to have said something about its being false--simple because
it WAS false, and in plain continuing view of scores of people who knew
Shakespeare of Stratford and his family.

> [..]
> > You keep going back to Shakespeare, whom you know not to have been the
right
> > sort of fellow to have been The World's Greatest Author, but I'm asking
how
> > you would go about refuting Oxford's claim--that is, how would you show
that
> > Oxford could not have been Shakespeare without doing it by showing that
> > someone else was.
>
> I give you perfectly valid methods . . . ones which,
> IF there were any validity to the Stratfordian claim,
> would be extremely easy to establish.

True, and it has been.

No, Paul, we simply have nothing that you would accept. Heminges and
Condell were contemporaries of Shakespeare who knew him as who said he was a
poet. Ditto Jonson. Others who almost certainly knew him said the same
thing. People who must have included at least some who had known him, put
up a monument to him that praised him as a poet. Etc.

> As regards demolishing Oxford, all you have to
> establish that something canonical was written
> between June 1604 and April 1616. What could
> be more simple?

No, we would have to establish that for YOU and similiar rigidniks, which
would be impossible.

> > What other Known Truth of consequence is so dependent
> > on some inexpressible collection of inter-dependent
> > circumstantial evidence as your supposed Truth is?
>
> A lot of issues in history (and in the past generally)
> are of this nature. None of us were there to see it
> happen. There is rarely direct evidence. Usually we
> can only work out what took place from circumstantial
> scraps. How about (as an example off the top of my
> head) Continental Drift? True, there are now some
> very precise measurements of the movements of the
> sea floor. But before about 1970 there was only a
> large amount of circumstantial evidence.

That's not true. There was hard evidence such as similar fauna in Africa
and South America, and the shape of east South America and west Africa.
Much more. That is, there was specific arguments believers in continental
drift could make. They had a set of strongest arguments. Those arguments
simply weren't strong enough until other evidence was discovered.

> Or the Big Bang?

There are specific arguments that can be presented in favor of it. No
scientist would argue that belief in it required the acceptance of a lot of
intertwined evidence no piece of which could be individually critiqued.

> Or the crucifixion of Christ?

We have the testimony of people said to have been there, second-hand, though
it is.

> Or the flight of the Jews out of Egypt?

ditto

>Or Evolution? Or almost any
> historical episode before recent times?

> Paul.

As usual, you skip arguments you can't handle.

But the heck we all the above, which you've muddled too much for it to any
longer be very useful. Tell me how you would respond to my
Oxford-the-Credit-Stealer Conspiracy Theory. I claim that ANY flaw you find
in Shakespeare's biography can be explained by a perfect conspiracy in which
Oxford and friends forged
evidence to make it seem like Shakespeare did not write the works attributed
to him and/or that Oxford may have. They could directly claim this because
it would have been too obviously false in his own time to hold up. So they
did things like paying Meres to say Oxford had written a play of value.
Oxford and his friends also destroyed evidence (of your kind) for
Shakespeare's having been a writer--all his correspondence; his six degrees
from Oxford, Cambridge, Padua and Paris; the thirty-seven poems written 24
April 1616 eulogizing him; his actual will, which gave the titles of all
57,098 books in his library, replacing it with the transparent forgery that
has come down to us, etc.

You will no doubt mock my theory, Paul--but I defy you to find ONE FLAW in
it.

--Bob G.


John W. Kennedy

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Paul Crowley wrote:
> The man had illiterate parents,

Liar!

> and lived in a
> village/small town where illiteracy ruled.

Liar!

> He
> spent the first twenty-five years, or so, of his life
> there. The idea that he might write a book or
> anything literary would have been about as alien
> to him as flying.

Liar!

> Writers need a community of
> other writers for discussion, example and
> inspiration. There was nothing remotely like that
> for the Stratman.

Liar!

> No one even thinks of making
> such a claim.

Liar!

Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:avkoo...@enews2.newsguy.com...

> > > I am assuming nothing. I am challenging you to provide evidence that
> > > Shakespeare's background was "wholly inappropriate for any kind of
> > > literary activity."
> >
> > The man had illiterate parents, and lived in a
> > village/small town where illiteracy ruled. He
> > spent the first twenty-five years, or so, of his life
> > there. The idea that he might write a book or
> > anything literary would have been about as alien
> > to him as flying. Writers need a community of
> > other writers for discussion, example and
> > inspiration. There was nothing remotely like that
> > for the Stratman. No one even thinks of making
> > such a claim. The only recourse open to
> > Stratfordians is 'the magic pen'.
>
> But where is your evidence that Shakespeare's background was "wholly
> inappropriate for any kind of literary activity?"

It's in black and white in the paragraph just
stated. We don't expect to get a literary giant
from a whollly illiterate society. Stratford-upon-
Avon was not exactly that (a few of its citizens
were literate: the priest, doctor, teacher,
lawyer . . ) but it was next to it.

> There are other recourses than "the magic pen" open to the sane, by the way,
> but you wouldn't understand them.
>
> When are you going to show us how being an
> actor is a "WHOLLY (my caps) inappropriate" background
> "for ANY (my caps) kind of literary activity," by the way?

I do not accept that the Stratman was an actor.
The evidence in favour of that theory is too
weak, and that against it far too strong.

[..]


> > I give you perfectly valid methods . . . ones which,
> > IF there were any validity to the Stratfordian claim,
> > would be extremely easy to establish.
>
> True, and it has been.

Err . . . . only you just can't remember when or where.

> Tell me how you would respond to my
> Oxford-the-Credit-Stealer Conspiracy Theory. I claim that ANY flaw you find
> in Shakespeare's biography can be explained by a perfect conspiracy in which
> Oxford and friends forged
> evidence to make it seem like Shakespeare did not write the works attributed
> to him and/or that Oxford may have. They could directly claim this because
> it would have been too obviously false in his own time to hold up. So they
> did things like paying Meres to say Oxford had written a play of value.
> Oxford and his friends also destroyed evidence (of your kind) for
> Shakespeare's having been a writer--all his correspondence; his six degrees
> from Oxford, Cambridge, Padua and Paris; the thirty-seven poems written 24
> April 1616 eulogizing him; his actual will, which gave the titles of all
> 57,098 books in his library, replacing it with the transparent forgery that
> has come down to us, etc.
>
> You will no doubt mock my theory, Paul--but I defy you to find ONE FLAW in
> it.

It's not worth mocking. It has no connection with
any reality. And once again, your rigidnikry lets
you down. You don't know what words mean in
ordinary language. You seem to think that you
can invent your own sense to 'flaw' -- and have
it respected.


Paul.


Bob Grumman

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> > > The man had illiterate parents, and lived in a
> > > village/small town where illiteracy ruled. He
> > > spent the first twenty-five years, or so, of his life
> > > there. The idea that he might write a book or
> > > anything literary would have been about as alien
> > > to him as flying. Writers need a community of
> > > other writers for discussion, example and
> > > inspiration. There was nothing remotely like that
> > > for the Stratman. No one even thinks of making
> > > such a claim. The only recourse open to
> > > Stratfordians is 'the magic pen'.
> >
> > But where is your evidence that Shakespeare's background was "wholly
> > inappropriate for any kind of literary activity?"
>
> It's in black and white in the paragraph just
> stated. We don't expect to get a literary giant
> from a wholly illiterate society. Stratford-upon-

> Avon was not exactly that (a few of its citizens
> were literate: the priest, doctor, teacher,
> lawyer . . ) but it was next to it.

But does that make it a background WHOLLY inappropriate for any kind--ANY
KIND--of literary activity?

> > There are other recourses than "the magic pen" open to the sane, by the
way,
> > but you wouldn't understand them.

> > When are you going to show us how being an
> > actor is a "WHOLLY (my caps) inappropriate" background
> > "for ANY (my caps) kind of literary activity," by the way?
>
> I do not accept that the Stratman was an actor.
> The evidence in favour of that theory is too
> weak, and that against it far too strong.

Then who is the actor named William Shakespeare who is referred to in
several documents dated after 1604? There is NO evidence against it, by the
way.

> [..]
> > > I give you perfectly valid methods . . . ones which,
> > > IF there were any validity to the Stratfordian claim,
> > > would be extremely easy to establish.
> >
> > True, and it has been.
>
> Err . . . . only you just can't remember when or where.

Sorry, I forgot (assuming you quoted everything I said, which you frequently
fail to do) to add, "for the sane." That is, it has been established for
the sane.

See? You just deny it.

> It has no connection with any reality.

But yours doesn't, either. Unlike you, however, you opponents present
evidence showing that it does not.

> And once again, your rigidnikry lets
> you down. You don't know what words mean in
> ordinary language. You seem to think that you
> can invent your own sense to 'flaw' -- and have
> it respected.

No, Paul--use YOUR definition of "flaw" and find one in my theory. Tell me
ONE THING against it, aside from your mere opinion that it is invalid.
You don't dare to because you can only oppose it with the same kinds of
reasons we use against your idiocy, and you know I can easily counter them
the same way you counter opposition, by claiming that all possible evidence
for my theory has been intentionally destroyed.

--Bob G.


Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:avntt...@enews1.newsguy.com...

> > > > The man had illiterate parents, and lived in a
> > > > village/small town where illiteracy ruled. He
> > > > spent the first twenty-five years, or so, of his life
> > > > there. The idea that he might write a book or
> > > > anything literary would have been about as alien
> > > > to him as flying. Writers need a community of
> > > > other writers for discussion, example and
> > > > inspiration. There was nothing remotely like that
> > > > for the Stratman. No one even thinks of making
> > > > such a claim. The only recourse open to
> > > > Stratfordians is 'the magic pen'.
> > >
> > > But where is your evidence that Shakespeare's background was "wholly
> > > inappropriate for any kind of literary activity?"
> >
> > It's in black and white in the paragraph just
> > stated. We don't expect to get a literary giant
> > from a wholly illiterate society. Stratford-upon-
> > Avon was not exactly that (a few of its citizens
> > were literate: the priest, doctor, teacher,
> > lawyer . . ) but it was next to it.
>
> But does that make it a background WHOLLY inappropriate for any kind--ANY
> KIND--of literary activity?

One of the most distinctive features of rigidniks
is an inability to allow the least 'slack' in the use
of language. They would even count that a virtue,
and indeed, in some contexts it is. But in most
it's not. What would constitute a wholly
inappropriate society for the production of a
literary genius? Maybe one made up of two-
dimensional creatures on a planet a few billion
light-years from any with a language. With that
at one end of the scale, Stratford-upon-Avon
might be regarded a little more favourably.

> Then who is the actor named William Shakespeare who is referred to in
> several documents dated after 1604?

You list the documents and I might speculate.

> There is NO evidence against it, by the
> way.

His 'signatures'? His apparent experience
during the time when he'd have been a
trainee actor? His apparent illiteracy when
getting his marriage licence? The illiteracy
of his parents and his wife? The illiteracy
of his children? The fact that he (nor any
one else in his family, nor anyone at all)
never mentioned his two decades as a
servant of the Royal Household? And
so on and on and on . . . .

[..]


> > And once again, your rigidnikry lets
> > you down. You don't know what words mean in
> > ordinary language. You seem to think that you
> > can invent your own sense to 'flaw' -- and have
> > it respected.
>
> No, Paul--use YOUR definition of "flaw" and find one in my theory.

Firstly, people do not have private definitions of
ordinary words. Secondly, I can't be bothered.


Paul.


Bob Grumman

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Jan 12, 2003, 11:22:40 AM1/12/03
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Right, Paul, not the LEAST slack--because I protest your saying
Shakespeare's background (as you conceive it) was WHOLLY inappropriate for
ANY KIND of literary activity. Why could you not have been content to call
it simply not appropriate
to any great extent for a career in literature?

> They would even count that a virtue,
> and indeed, in some contexts it is. But in most
> it's not. What would constitute a wholly
> inappropriate society for the production of a
> literary genius? Maybe one made up of two-
> dimensional creatures on a planet a few billion
> light-years from any with a language. With that
> at one end of the scale, Stratford-upon-Avon
> might be regarded a little more favourably.


Right. Stratford, with a school, and people known to be able to read and
write both English and Latin might seem as well able as, say, the
19th-century frontier town of Hannibal, Missouri, to produce a literary
genius. So why not speak of a "not very appropriate society for the
production of a literary genius?" Why use ridiculously absolutist terms?


> > Then who is the actor named William Shakespeare who is referred to in
> > several documents dated after 1604?
>
> You list the documents and I might speculate.

4 May 1605--bequest of Augustine Phillips to "my Fellowe," Will Shakespeare.

Several documents that list Shakespeare as a share-holder in the Globe
and/or the Blackfriars Theatre in company with known actors, and the
coupling of him with Burbage, a known actor, in the making of the impresa,
which are strong circumstantial evidence that he was alive and in the acting
profession at the time these records were made, which was after Oxford died.

1616: Shakespeare, alive when he wrote it, refers in his will to Burbage,
Heminges and Condell as his fellows.

1635 (Answer of Cuthbert Burbadge, Winifred Robinson, and William Burbadge
to Petition of Robert Benfield and Heliard Swanston to the Lord Chamberlain;
R.O. Lord Chamberlain's Books;
c. August 1) which identifies him as a post-1604, I'm pretty sure, but I
don't have the details handy.

Okay, less than I thought. But there is also evidence of his pre-1604
acting career. Do you assign that to Oxford?

> > There is NO evidence against it, by the
> > way.
>
> His 'signatures'? His apparent experience
> during the time when he'd have been a
> trainee actor? His apparent illiteracy when
> getting his marriage licence? The illiteracy
> of his parents and his wife? The illiteracy
> of his children? The fact that he (nor any
> one else in his family, nor anyone at all)
> never mentioned his two decades as a
> servant of the Royal Household? And
> so on and on and on . . . .
>
> [..]
> > > And once again, your rigidnikry lets
> > > you down. You don't know what words mean in
> > > ordinary language. You seem to think that you
> > > can invent your own sense to 'flaw' -- and have
> > > it respected.
> >
> > No, Paul--use YOUR definition of "flaw" and find one in my theory.

> Firstly, people do not have private definitions of
> ordinary words. Secondly, I can't be bothered.

>>Paul

First, people of course have their private understandings of the definitions
of words. That's why so ofter the intellectually responsible say things
during arguments like, "if X, as I define X, then Y." Second, of course you
can't be bothered, because you would fail UTTERLY. And I mean "UTTERLY," by
all definitions I'm familiar with.

There is a known parallel to the conspiracy I advance, by the way: the
attempt of patriotic Americans to make it seem like Abner Doubleday, a
general and American hero of sorts, had created baseball when, in fact, he
had little to do with it. My conspiracy theory, you will remember, has
patriotic Britishers trying to make it seem like the Noble Oxford created
the Shakespearean Oeuvre when, in fact, he had nothing to do with it.

--Bob G.


Spam Scone

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:<avs4p...@enews3.newsguy.com>...

> There is a known parallel to the conspiracy I advance, by the way: the
> attempt of patriotic Americans to make it seem like Abner Doubleday, a
> general and American hero of sorts, had created baseball when, in fact, he
> had little to do with it. My conspiracy theory, you will remember, has
> patriotic Britishers trying to make it seem like the Noble Oxford created
> the Shakespearean Oeuvre when, in fact, he had nothing to do with it.
>
> --Bob G.

But Bob, is this an ACTIVE conspiracy, or just an old tale that people
believe because it's become a sort of myth, like George Washington
chopping down the cherry tree?

Do you think there's a baseball version of Paul Crowley out there
somewhere?

Bob Grumman

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> > There is a known parallel to the conspiracy I advance, by the way: the
> > attempt of patriotic Americans to make it seem like Abner Doubleday, a
> > general and American hero of sorts, had created baseball when, in fact,
he
> > had little to do with it. My conspiracy theory, you will remember, has
> > patriotic Britishers trying to make it seem like the Noble Oxford
created
> > the Shakespearean Oeuvre when, in fact, he had nothing to do with it.
> >
> > --Bob G.
>
> But Bob, is this an ACTIVE conspiracy, or just an old tale that people
> believe because it's become a sort of myth, like George Washington
> chopping down the cherry tree?

Not sure what you mean, Neil. There was, I believe, an active conspiracy to
make Doubleday the father of baseball--some details are in the HLAS
archives, for we discussed it here at length at least once. I can't
remember much about it, though.

> Do you think there's a baseball version of Paul
> Crowley out there somewhere?

There's only one Paul Crowley ANYWHERE. But there ARE some people who cling
to Doubleday though the arguments against him are pretty strong.

--Bob G.


John W. Kennedy

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Jan 14, 2003, 7:40:18 AM1/14/03
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Bob Grumman wrote:
> There is a known parallel to the conspiracy I advance, by the way: the
> attempt of patriotic Americans to make it seem like Abner Doubleday, a
> general and American hero of sorts, had created baseball when, in fact, he
> had little to do with it. My conspiracy theory, you will remember, has
> patriotic Britishers trying to make it seem like the Noble Oxford created
> the Shakespearean Oeuvre when, in fact, he had nothing to do with it.

Strictly speaking, the point of the conspiracy was to "prove" that
baseball was an all-American invention that had nothing to do with the
English game of "rounders" (which was a flat-out lie, and the
conspirators knew it at the time). The Doubleday story was merely
corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an
otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.

John W. Kennedy

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Spam Scone wrote:
> But Bob, is this an ACTIVE conspiracy, or just an old tale that people
> believe because it's become a sort of myth, like George Washington
> chopping down the cherry tree?

I suppose that, as long as the Baseball Hall of Fame continues to reside
in Cooperstown, NY, the myth is not wholly dead.

Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:avs4p...@enews3.newsguy.com...

> > > Then who is the actor named William Shakespeare who is referred to in
> > > several documents dated after 1604?
> >
> > You list the documents and I might speculate.
>
> 4 May 1605--bequest of Augustine Phillips to "my Fellowe," Will Shakespeare.

There are two likely explanations of this
(a) 'my Fellowe' meant the playwright who used
'Will Shake-spear' as his pseudonym;
(b) it was an insertion in a document (which
was a public record) either at the time or
later, designed to mislead and support the
Stratfordian cover-up by the authorities of
the day.

The period immediately Oxford's death was
probably highly sensitive. It was when those
who knew the facts would have been most
tempted to state them openly. But it would
have suited hardly anyone's interest to for
that to happen. The 'fixing' of this will was
probably part of cover-up at the time.

> Several documents that list Shakespeare as a share-holder in the Globe
> and/or the Blackfriars Theatre in company with known actors,

We'd need to look at each carefully.

> and the
> coupling of him with Burbage, a known actor, in the making of the impresa,

I find that 'record' quite nutty. If you saw the
names of Stephen Spielberg and Harrison
Ford listed for a one-day job as, say, casual
workers at an exhibition, would you believe
that the famous people had done the work?

> which are strong circumstantial evidence that he was alive and in the acting
> profession at the time these records were made, which was after Oxford died.

When was that? (I don't have my books to
hand.)

> 1616: Shakespeare, alive when he wrote it, refers in his will to Burbage,
> Heminges and Condell as his fellows.

An inter-lining, and part of the cover-up.

> 1635 (Answer of Cuthbert Burbadge, Winifred Robinson, and William Burbadge
> to Petition of Robert Benfield and Heliard Swanston to the Lord Chamberlain;
> R.O. Lord Chamberlain's Books;
> c. August 1) which identifies him as a post-1604, I'm pretty sure, but I
> don't have the details handy.

This is some twenty years after the Stratman died
and thirty years after Oxford. It is no more than
some minor guy not wanting to open a wholly
unnecessary can of worms quite irrelevant to
his legal case. He probably never met anyone
with the name 'Shakespeare'.

Suppose you once worked for NASA on the moon
shots, and you suspected they faked some of the
pictures, but your case is only about a claim for
your own personal injury in some routine accident.
The judge asks you 'Did you prepare the cameras
for the early Apollo missions?'. You will say a
simple 'yes' rather than go into all the irrelevant
details that would only be a great distraction.

> Okay, less than I thought. But there is also evidence of his pre-1604
> acting career. Do you assign that to Oxford?

What evidence?


> > Firstly, people do not have private definitions of
> > ordinary words. Secondly, I can't be bothered.
>

> First, people of course have their private understandings of the definitions
> of words.

Not of ordinary words.

> That's why so ofter the intellectually responsible say things
> during arguments like, "if X, as I define X, then Y."

Do you want me to define 'not' and 'of' and
'ordinary' and 'words'? Do you then want me
to define 'do' and 'you' and 'want' and 'me'
and 'and' . . . .and so on for every word I use?


Paul.


John W. Kennedy

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Paul Crowley wrote:
> "Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:avs4p...@enews3.newsguy.com...
>
>
>>>>Then who is the actor named William Shakespeare who is referred to in
>>>>several documents dated after 1604?
>>>
>>>You list the documents and I might speculate.
>>
>>4 May 1605--bequest of Augustine Phillips to "my Fellowe," Will Shakespeare.
>
>
> There are two likely explanations of this
> (a) 'my Fellowe' meant the playwright who used
> 'Will Shake-spear' as his pseudonym;

You made that up.

> (b) it was an insertion in a document (which
> was a public record) either at the time or
> later, designed to mislead and support the
> Stratfordian cover-up by the authorities of
> the day.

You made that up.

> The period immediately Oxford's death was
> probably highly sensitive.

You made that up.

> It was when those
> who knew the facts would have been most
> tempted to state them openly. But it would
> have suited hardly anyone's interest to for
> that to happen.

You made that up.

> The 'fixing' of this will was
> probably part of cover-up at the time.

You made that up.

>>Several documents that list Shakespeare as a share-holder in the Globe
>>and/or the Blackfriars Theatre in company with known actors,

> We'd need to look at each carefully.

They have been.

>>and the
>>coupling of him with Burbage, a known actor, in the making of the impresa,

> I find that 'record' quite nutty. If you saw the
> names of Stephen Spielberg and Harrison
> Ford listed for a one-day job as, say, casual
> workers at an exhibition, would you believe
> that the famous people had done the work?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!

You really haven't a clue about how show business, or society in
general, work, have you?

> Do you want me to define 'not' and 'of' and
> 'ordinary' and 'words'? Do you then want me
> to define 'do' and 'you' and 'want' and 'me'
> and 'and' . . . .and so on for every word I use?

The Vienna Definition of Programming Language/I defines early on the
meanings of "and", "or", and "not", as used in the Definition.

Bob Grumman

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> > > > Then who is the actor named William Shakespeare who is referred to
in
> > > > several documents dated after 1604?
> > >
> > > You list the documents and I might speculate.
> >
> > 4 May 1605--bequest of Augustine Phillips to "my Fellowe," Will
Shakespeare.
>
> There are two likely explanations of this
> (a) 'my Fellowe' meant the playwright who used
> 'Will Shake-spear' as his pseudonym;
> (b) it was an insertion in a document (which
> was a public record) either at the time or
> later, designed to mislead and support the
> Stratfordian cover-up by the authorities of
> the day.

Do you consider (c) "my fellow" meant an actor named Will Shakespeare who
had been a colleague of Phillips's for some years not likely?

> The period immediately Oxford's death was
> probably highly sensitive. It was when those
> who knew the facts would have been most
> tempted to state them openly. But it would
> have suited hardly anyone's interest to for
> that to happen. The 'fixing' of this will was
> probably part of cover-up at the time.
>
> > Several documents that list Shakespeare as a share-holder in the Globe
> > and/or the Blackfriars Theatre in company with known actors,
>
> We'd need to look at each carefully.
>
> > and the
> > coupling of him with Burbage, a known actor, in the making of the
impresa,
>
> I find that 'record' quite nutty. If you saw the
> names of Stephen Spielberg and Harrison
> Ford listed for a one-day job as, say, casual
> workers at an exhibition, would you believe
> that the famous people had done the work?

As usual, your parallel is preposterous. So much so, it's hard to get
enough of a handle on it to show why it's so poor. I'll only say that a
better parallel would be the listing of Spielberg and Ford as doing some
minor chore for a US Senator. But even if we accept your parallel, I would
think it a strange coincidence if a non-famous Steven Spielberg and a
non-famous Harrison Ford owkred on something together, especially something
related to their profession the way the impresa, a work of visual and verbal
art, was related to what Burbage and Shakespeare did for a living.

> > which are strong circumstantial evidence that he was alive and in the
acting
> > profession at the time these records were made, which was after Oxford
died.

I always have to look it up, too. According to Ogburn, Oxford died 24 June
1604.

> When was that? (I don't have my books to
> hand.)
>
> > 1616: Shakespeare, alive when he wrote it, refers in his will to
Burbage,
> > Heminges and Condell as his fellows.
>
> An inter-lining, and part of the cover-up.
>
> > 1635 (Answer of Cuthbert Burbadge, Winifred Robinson, and William
Burbadge
> > to Petition of Robert Benfield and Heliard Swanston to the Lord
Chamberlain;
> > R.O. Lord Chamberlain's Books;

> > c. August 1) which identifies him as a post-1604 ACTOR, I'm pretty sure,


but I
> > don't have the details handy.
>
> This is some twenty years after the Stratman died
> and thirty years after Oxford. It is no more than
> some minor guy not wanting to open a wholly
> unnecessary can of worms quite irrelevant to
> his legal case. He probably never met anyone
> with the name 'Shakespeare'.

What it is is a person naming Shakespeare as an actor alive after 1604, if I
remember correctly.

> Suppose you once worked for NASA on the moon
> shots, and you suspected they faked some of the
> pictures, but your case is only about a claim for
> your own personal injury in some routine accident.
> The judge asks you 'Did you prepare the cameras
> for the early Apollo missions?'. You will say a
> simple 'yes' rather than go into all the irrelevant
> details that would only be a great distraction.

Your parallel is off, Paul.

> > Okay, less than I thought. But there is also evidence of his pre-1604
> > acting career. Do you assign that to Oxford?
>
> What evidence?

Two records name him as one of the actors receiving cloth when the Lord
Chamberlain's Men became the King's Men and marched in the coronation
festivities or whatever for James. There are poems that call Shakespeare an
actor. Greene refers to him as an actor. Chettle corroborates him. The
"Shakespeare ye player" note on the document from the Herald's office.
Mention of Shakespeare on the cast list of his own plays and of two plays by
Jonson. The payment to Kempe, Burbage and Shakespeare as representatives of
the Lord Chamberlain's men. The record about teh occupancy of the Globe
Theatre by Shakespeare and others. Others I don't remember just now,
probably.

> > > Firstly, people do not have private definitions of
> > > ordinary words. Secondly, I can't be bothered.
> >
> > First, people of course have their private understandings of the
definitions
> > of words.
>
> Not of ordinary words.
>

> > That's why so ofteN the intellectually responsible say things


> > during arguments like, "if X, as I define X, then Y."
>
> Do you want me to define 'not' and 'of' and
> 'ordinary' and 'words'? Do you then want me
> to define 'do' and 'you' and 'want' and 'me'
> and 'and' . . . .and so on for every word I use?
>Paul

John W. Kennedy answers you on those. But I was not asking you to define
your terms, just indicating that people have their own definitions of SOME
ordinary words like "flaw," the one you said I have a private definition of.
There are a lot of "ordinary words" that people argue a great deal over
because so many people have their own personal meanings for them. How about
"fact," "lie," "good," "bad," "poem," etc.?

--Bob G.

Tom Reedy

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"Paul Crowley" <sdkh...@slkjsldfsjf.com> wrote in
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I don't think you have any books. We'd have to
carefully look at your father's will to see if he left
you any to determine whether you do.

<snip more stupid drivel from a self-deluded person who
is wasting his life feeding his swollen and sick ego>

TR


Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:b059d...@enews3.newsguy.com...

> > > 4 May 1605--bequest of Augustine Phillips to "my Fellowe," Will
> Shakespeare.
> >
> > There are two likely explanations of this
> > (a) 'my Fellowe' meant the playwright who used
> > 'Will Shake-spear' as his pseudonym;
> > (b) it was an insertion in a document (which
> > was a public record) either at the time or
> > later, designed to mislead and support the
> > Stratfordian cover-up by the authorities of
> > the day.
>
> Do you consider (c) "my fellow" meant an actor named Will Shakespeare who
> had been a colleague of Phillips's for some years not likely?

There had been no such actor IMHO. The evidence
of his illiteracy is too strong, and the coincidence
that he should have a similar name makes it too
unlikely.

> > > and the
> > > coupling of him with Burbage, a known actor, in the making of the
> impresa,
> >
> > I find that 'record' quite nutty. If you saw the
> > names of Stephen Spielberg and Harrison
> > Ford listed for a one-day job as, say, casual
> > workers at an exhibition, would you believe
> > that the famous people had done the work?
>
> As usual, your parallel is preposterous. So much so, it's hard to get
> enough of a handle on it to show why it's so poor. I'll only say that a
> better parallel would be the listing of Spielberg and Ford as doing some
> minor chore for a US Senator. But even if we accept your parallel, I would
> think it a strange coincidence if a non-famous Steven Spielberg and a
> non-famous Harrison Ford owkred on something together, especially something
> related to their profession the way the impresa, a work of visual and verbal
> art, was related to what Burbage and Shakespeare did for a living.

The names may simply have used on that day
by two jokers who did not want to state their
correct ones.

> > > Okay, less than I thought. But there is also evidence of his pre-1604
> > > acting career. Do you assign that to Oxford?
> >
> > What evidence?
>
> Two records name him as one of the actors receiving cloth when the Lord
> Chamberlain's Men became the King's Men and marched in the coronation
> festivities or whatever for James.

Someone probably put him on the list. And the
name there could have been meant for either the
playwright or the stand-in.

> There are poems that call Shakespeare an
> actor. Greene refers to him as an actor. Chettle corroborates him.

All suppositions. You have nothing.

> The
> "Shakespeare ye player" note on the document from the Herald's office.

The Stratman was, in some way, loosely attached
to the playhouse. He had, presumably moved up
from just holding horses. He seems to have received
shares as part of the pay-off (and part of the cover-up).
'Ye player' does not make him an actor -- it merely
describes someone attached to the company.
Although the Stratman probably went around calling
himself an actor.

> Mention of Shakespeare on the cast list of his own plays and of two plays by
> Jonson.

A manifestly fake entry, made after his death.

> The payment to Kempe, Burbage and Shakespeare as representatives of
> the Lord Chamberlain's men. The record about teh occupancy of the Globe
> Theatre by Shakespeare and others. Others I don't remember just now,
> probably.

Probably made in respect of the stooge -- on orders
from higher authorities who knew what was going
on. But hard to say.


> > Do you want me to define 'not' and 'of' and
> > 'ordinary' and 'words'? Do you then want me
> > to define 'do' and 'you' and 'want' and 'me'
> > and 'and' . . . .and so on for every word I use?
> >Paul
>
> John W. Kennedy answers you on those.

He said that SOME were defined in a computer
language. That is a very different thing.

> But I was not asking you to define
> your terms, just indicating that people have their own definitions of SOME
> ordinary words like "flaw," the one you said I have a private definition of.
> There are a lot of "ordinary words" that people argue a great deal over
> because so many people have their own personal meanings for them.
> How about "fact," "lie," "good," "bad," "poem," etc.?

They don't have their 'personal meanings'. They
apply general meanings in a personal way.
I may think avocadoes are good to eat. You
may not. That does not mean that we have a
different concept of 'good'.


Paul.


Bob Grumman

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> > > > 4 May 1605--bequest of Augustine Phillips to "my Fellowe," Will
> > Shakespeare.
> > >
> > > There are two likely explanations of this
> > > (a) 'my Fellowe' meant the playwright who used
> > > 'Will Shake-spear' as his pseudonym;
> > > (b) it was an insertion in a document (which
> > > was a public record) either at the time or
> > > later, designed to mislead and support the
> > > Stratfordian cover-up by the authorities of
> > > the day.
> >
> > Do you consider (c) "my fellow" meant an actor named Will Shakespeare
who
> > had been a colleague of Phillips's for some years not likely?
>
> There had been no such actor IMHO. The evidence
> of his illiteracy is too strong, and the coincidence
> that he should have a similar name makes it too
> unlikely.

All I can say, Paul, is that if I were proposing alternatives, I would list
your two as well as mine, even though I think your two completely ridiculous
and unsupported by any hard evidence. I would not be concerned with
"likelihood," but state all possible alternatives, then argue the merits of
each.

Now, what do you say to the argument that Phillips wanted to leave the ring
to his "Fellowe Will Shakspere of Stratford," but his lawyer left out
Shakespeare's address because he knew that Oxford wanted to be known as The
True Author, and thus did not want the evidence against Oxford to be too
strong?

> > > > and the
> > > > coupling of him with Burbage, a known actor, in the making of the
> > impresa,
> > >
> > > I find that 'record' quite nutty. If you saw the
> > > names of Stephen Spielberg and Harrison
> > > Ford listed for a one-day job as, say, casual
> > > workers at an exhibition, would you believe
> > > that the famous people had done the work?
> >
> > As usual, your parallel is preposterous. So much so, it's hard to get
> > enough of a handle on it to show why it's so poor. I'll only say that a
> > better parallel would be the listing of Spielberg and Ford as doing some
> > minor chore for a US Senator. But even if we accept your parallel, I
would
> > think it a strange coincidence if a non-famous Steven Spielberg and a

> > non-famous Harrison Ford WORKED on something together, especially


something
> > related to their profession the way the impresa, a work of visual and
verbal
> > art, was related to what Burbage and Shakespeare did for a living.
>
> The names may simply have used on that day
> by two jokers who did not want to state their
> correct ones.

Right, and they happened to look enough like Speilberg and Ford to get away
with it? But, sure, anything can be explained away. But the evidence is
that Shakespeare and Burbage corroborated on a minor project, which is
circumstantial evidence that they were associated in other ways, too.

> > > > Okay, less than I thought. But there is also evidence of his
pre-1604
> > > > acting career. Do you assign that to Oxford?
> > >
> > > What evidence?
> >
> > Two records name him as one of the actors receiving cloth when the Lord
> > Chamberlain's Men became the King's Men and marched in the coronation
> > festivities or whatever for James.
>
> Someone probably put him on the list. And the
> name there could have been meant for either the
> playwright or the stand-in.

Since it could also have meant that William Shakespeare was an actor, it is
hard evidence that he was.

> > There are poems that call Shakespeare an
> > actor. Greene refers to him as an actor. Chettle corroborates him.
>
> All suppositions. You have nothing.

You have an interesting concept of "nothing." Greene's testimony for
Shakespeare is vastly superior to anything you have for Oxford.

> > The
> > "Shakespeare ye player" note on the document from the Herald's office.
>
> The Stratman was, in some way, loosely attached
> to the playhouse. He had, presumably moved up
> from just holding horses. He seems to have received
> shares as part of the pay-off (and part of the cover-up).
> 'Ye player' does not make him an actor -- it merely
> describes someone attached to the company.
> Although the Stratman probably went around calling
> himself an actor.

"Ye player" means "the actor." It is evidence that Will Shakespeare of
STRATFORD was an actor.

> > Mention of Shakespeare on the cast list of his own plays and of two
plays by
> > Jonson.
>
> A manifestly fake entry, made after his death.

"A manifestly fake entry"--although you have NO hard evidence whatever to
show that it might be.

> > The payment to Kempe, Burbage and Shakespeare as representatives of

> > the Lord Chamberlain's men. The record about the occupancy of the


Globe
> > Theatre by Shakespeare and others. Others I don't remember just now,
> > probably.
>
> Probably made in respect of the stooge -- on orders
> from higher authorities who knew what was going
> on. But hard to say.

It is still evidence.

>
> > > Do you want me to define 'not' and 'of' and
> > > 'ordinary' and 'words'? Do you then want me
> > > to define 'do' and 'you' and 'want' and 'me'
> > > and 'and' . . . .and so on for every word I use?
> > >Paul
> >
> > John W. Kennedy answers you on those.
>
> He said that SOME were defined in a computer
> language. That is a very different thing.
>
> > But I was not asking you to define
> > your terms, just indicating that people have their own definitions of
SOME
> > ordinary words like "flaw," the one you said I have a private definition
of.
> > There are a lot of "ordinary words" that people argue a great deal over
> > because so many people have their own personal meanings for them.
> > How about "fact," "lie," "good," "bad," "poem," etc.?
>
> They don't have their 'personal meanings'. They
> apply general meanings in a personal way.
> I may think avocadoes are good to eat. You
> may not. That does not mean that we have a
> different concept of 'good'.

>Paul

How about the question of what is good in a poem? You think it's something
that forwards democracy, I don't. Our definitions of "good" in this one
case, are different. Rather than try for other examples, I will simply say
that philosophers have argued the proper definition of "good" for millennia,
and let it go.


--Bob G.


Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:b076q...@enews1.newsguy.com...

> Now, what do you say to the argument that Phillips wanted to leave the ring
> to his "Fellowe Will Shakspere of Stratford," but his lawyer left out
> Shakespeare's address because he knew that
> Oxford wanted to be known as The
> True Author, and thus did not want the evidence against Oxford to be too
> strong?

It pays to be vague when you are lying. You
never know how you will want to twist the
story at a later date.

> > The names may simply have used on that day
> > by two jokers who did not want to state their
> > correct ones.
>
> Right, and they happened to look enough like Speilberg and Ford to get away
> with it?

The people writing the names were probably quite
ignorant. Perhaps there were Puritans.

> But, sure, anything can be explained away. But the evidence is
> that Shakespeare and Burbage corroborated on a minor project, which is
> circumstantial evidence that they were associated in other ways, too.

It's as likely that the great playwright and the great
actor combined on such a job as any of our theories
about Spielberg and Ford.


> "A manifestly fake entry"--although you have NO hard evidence
> whatever to show that it might be.

We know that it could not be true -- that his status
as an actor was at the top of the list.


Paul.


Bob Grumman

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> > Now, what do you say to the argument that Phillips wanted to leave the
ring
> > to his "Fellowe Will Shakspere of Stratford," but his lawyer left out
> > Shakespeare's address because he knew that
> > Oxford wanted to be known as The
> > True Author, and thus did not want the evidence against Oxford to be too
> > strong?
>
> It pays to be vague when you are lying. You
> never know how you will want to twist the
> story at a later date.

How can I be lying, Paul? I'm proposing a scenario.

> > > The names may simply have used on that day
> > > by two jokers who did not want to state their
> > > correct ones.
> >
> > Right, and they happened to look enough like Speilberg and Ford to get
away
> > with it?
>
> The people writing the names were probably quite
> ignorant. Perhaps there were Puritans.

Or in on the joke.

> > But, sure, anything can be explained away. But the evidence is
> > that Shakespeare and Burbage corroborated on a minor project, which is
> > circumstantial evidence that they were associated in other ways, too.
>
> It's as likely that the great playwright and the great
> actor combined on such a job as any of our theories
> about Spielberg and Ford.

What's unlikely about it? You and Art are the two greatest minds of Our
Time, yet you are sending posts to HLAS. Why couldn't a great playwright
and a great actor help a Noble out--and maybe even enjoy making the impresa?
Even Demi-Gods sometimes do mundane things, Paul

> > "A manifestly fake entry"--although you have NO hard evidence
> > whatever to show that it might be.

> We know that it could not be true -- that his status
> as an actor was at the top of the list.

>
> Paul.

He could easily have played the lead in the one Jonson play his name is at
the head of the list of actors in. That his name would head the list of
actors in the book of his own plays would not seem strange to me even if he
were not the leading actor in those plays.

--Bob G.

Paul Crowley

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"Bob Grumman" <bobgr...@nut-n-but.net> wrote in message news:b07u0...@enews3.newsguy.com...

> > > Now, what do you say to the argument that
> > > Phillips wanted to leave the ring
> > > to his "Fellowe Will Shakspere of Stratford," but his lawyer left out
> > > Shakespeare's address because he knew that
> > > Oxford wanted to be known as The
> > > True Author, and thus did not want the evidence against Oxford to be too
> > > strong?
> >
> > It pays to be vague when you are lying. You
> > never know how you will want to twist the
> > story at a later date.
>
> How can I be lying, Paul? I'm proposing a scenario.

I was not talking about you. I was explaining a part
of your scenario. The person who drafted the will
_could_ have been precise and made the identity of
'my fellow, William Shakspeare' quite unambiguous.
But he did not. It was sufficient for the purposes at
the time to provide a few vague pointers towards the
Stratman. They were left vague because they were
lies. Someone who knew the truth might have
contradicted them, and it might have become
necessary to deny them at a later date.

[..]


> He could easily have played the lead in the one Jonson play his name is at
> the head of the list of actors in. That his name would head the list of
> actors in the book of his own plays would not seem strange to me even if he
> were not the leading actor in those plays.

Even within the Stratfordian scenario, it is highly
unlikely that he acted in any of Jonson's plays.
He would have been well advanced in his
playwrighting career at the time, and have no
time nor inclination for that work. I doubt if any
Stratfordian 'scholar' supports you here.


Paul.


Bob Grumman

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> > > > Now, what do you say to the argument that
> > > > Phillips wanted to leave the ring
> > > > to his "Fellowe Will Shakspere of Stratford," but his lawyer left
out
> > > > Shakespeare's address because he knew that
> > > > Oxford wanted to be known as The
> > > > True Author, and thus did not want the evidence against Oxford to be
too
> > > > strong?
> > >
> > > It pays to be vague when you are lying. You
> > > never know how you will want to twist the
> > > story at a later date.
> >
> > How can I be lying, Paul? I'm proposing a scenario.
>
> I was not talking about you. I was explaining a part
> of your scenario.

That possibility crossed my mind. I even wrote a line discussing it. Then
I deleted it because it made no sense that you meant it that way.

>The person who drafted the will
> _could_ have been precise and made the identity of
> 'my fellow, William Shakspeare' quite unambiguous.

In real life, Paul, there's nothing less ambiguous than that. It would be
like my leaving my manuscripts to my HLAS fellow Paul Crowley. There are
probably more than a few Paul Crowleys around but you're the only HLAS Paul
Crowley. William Shakespeare was Phillips's only fellow actor of that name.

> But he did not. It was sufficient for the purposes at
> the time to provide a few vague pointers towards the
> Stratman. They were left vague because they were
> lies.

I'm agreeing that they were vague (for satirical reasons) but saying that
they were originally NOT vague but converted to vagueness to make them SEEM
like the lies you find them to be.


> Someone who knew the truth might have
> contradicted them, and it might have become
> necessary to deny them at a later date.

> [..]
> > He could easily have played the lead in the one Jonson play his name is
at
> > the head of the list of actors in. That his name would head the list of
> > actors in the book of his own plays would not seem strange to me even if
he
> > were not the leading actor in those plays.
>
> Even within the Stratfordian scenario, it is highly
> unlikely that he acted in any of Jonson's plays.

What are you talking about?

> He would have been well advanced in his
> playwrighting career at the time, and have no
> time nor inclination for that work. I doubt if any
> Stratfordian 'scholar' supports you here.

They all do, Paul. Few think he stopped acting, and the play involved was
done in the late nineties. I wonder how many scholars would claim
Shakespeare did not like acting. I can't believe that could have been the
case. It'd be like a golf course designer who didn't like playing golf.

--Bob G.


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