One of the presents I received for Christmas was a crossword book centred
around Cult TV. (Hence the title, "The Cult TV Crossword Book", I suppose.)
Inevitably there's a crossword for Red Dwarf. But the clues ....... !
If anyone's got this book, look away now because I'm going to quote a few.
Rimmer's friend (2,3)
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"No one". No one?!?!? Well, I suppose it makes sense, but it's a bit of a
stretch. Here's another.
Lister and the Cat would both like one (3,4)
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You'd think "Sex Life", which would be logical, right? Nope. Not even
close. So not close you couldn't see the Great Wall of China from it. The
answer is: "Own Room".
How the hell did they come up with that one? Doesn't the Cat have his own
room already? (And if he did, being a Cat, he wouldn't use it anyway.)
This next one, frankly, takes some beating.
Rimmer's reply to Lister telling him "I interesting"? (1,5)
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"I Geeky".
I am not making these up.
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You've reached Hercule Platini's Question of the Month!
How does Mr Spock know when he's got a nosebleed?
The most pants clues I've ever seen,
Cheers
Hamish
P.S. Happy New Year
Fraser
Well that got you into Irkutsk, but I threw a 6 and a 2 and now Nodnol is
mine.
But don't worry, in 64 yrs it'll be liberated and you can bog of back to
Oztria. :p
K
No but someone else did, badly.
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