Sith War 2002: Raise the Porn Star!!!

[Michael Ponte (Love Machine)]

Ponte and Walsh sit in thier Burrito Starship and fly into the space around
Planet Rassm. With the touch of a button, several Chalupa Drones issue from
the ship and set to work. Thier mission: To repair the now destroyed Porn
Star. Sean and Mike sit around a table in thier conference room.
"Hey Mike!"
"What is it Sean?"
"Bob Ballard on line two."
"Oh good put him through....Hello Bob! How are you?"
"Fine Lord Ponte, fine."
"How goes the search for the missing piece of the Porn Star?"
"Well, we have managed to find 1/3 of it. and another 1/3 crashed into Rassm
City and was destroyed...."
"I did not ask about those two pieces. I asked about the MISSING piece
Ballard!"
"Uh.... Well..."
"Oh Come on! I thought you were this great big adventurer! You found the
Titanic, and the PT109 for chrissakes!"
"This mission is just too difficult, it is beyond our reach..."
The feed is interupted as a holotransmission comes through
"Not for the FRENCH!"
"Jaques Cousteau?!
"Yes, it is I mon ami! I will find your lost ship..."
"Actually it was just 1/3...
"Silence you American Pig! Never correct me! NEVER!"
"Uh...I am sorry."
"Do not lower me by apologizing you swine! I hate you and all that you stand
for! Now I shall find the ship."
Cousteau fades out.
"Yikes."
"You can say that again Sean. French..."
"Yes, French. We don't need that scum...."
"Nice Piett quote!"
"I try. Hey, we are getting a transmission."
"From whom?"
"The Leader? They say they want an alliance for the election. They are
offering us the Vice Presidency!"
"Sweet."
"What do you mean? I thought you wanted to be President?"
"Oh please! Everyone knows that the REAL power is with the VP! Just look at
Dick Cheney!"
"Hey, you're right!"
"Yes...soon Rassm shall be mine. Send a reply. I would like a sit down with
this leader."
"Sir, Cousteau is reporting in, he says that he found the missing 1/3."
"That was fast! Patch him through."
"He won't sir."
"What??!"
"He will not lower himself to reporting back to you. He is sending us the
coordinates now."
"Excellent. Send out the Drones. I want that ship operational."
"What about the 1/3 that was destroyed?"
"I ordered the missing parts from QVC. Soon the Porn Star shall be fully
operational!"
"Cool."
The burrito flies on as the Chalupa Drones repair Ponte's Death Star....

SUMMARY:
Ponte wants to meet the Leader
His Death Star is about to be ressurected
The French suck ass....

--
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com

Veteran of Celebration I and II

"Only about 10 percent of movies made every year are any good. Ninety
percent are just plain shit. And today it seems we're standing in the middle
of the shit." - George Lucas

Visit Quantum Piett: http://www.geocities.com/quantumpiett/
And Ponte Central: http://www.geocities.com/pontecentral/