Fw: Urgent financial request from Davros
Pete Galey
nyd...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Good morning, sir, I hope I find you in fine health. I am writing to
> you on a matter of the most supreme emergency. As you may have read
> in the newspapers, the chief scientist Professor Hilary Davros is
> fleeing for his life from the Kaled dome. He has asked me, Mr Jeremy
> Nyder, to entreat you on his behalf to assist him in the transfer of
> significant funds.
>
> As you will have read, his creations the Mark Three Travel Machines
> have turned against him after he worked so hard to perfect their
> final mutated form. They believed that they had exterminated him, but
> luckily he had fitted his electronic chair with a Plot Device to
> enable him to survive. How *I* survived is a tale I shall tell you
> when I meet you in person.
>
> Understandably, my request must be treated with the utmost secrecy. I
> need you to provide me with your full bank account details
> immediately. I will then arrange for the transfer of 250 million
> Skarosian Dollars into the account. Later I will contact you again to
> collect the money. If you help Professor Davros and myself, you will
> be entitled to keep 10% of the money.
>
> No doubt you have heard of similar schemes in the past. Let me assure
> you that this is no scam - I am not African, or anything like that,
> and as you see I only use capitals where necessary. For these reasons
> I hope you will trust me.
>
> Please reply stating your full bank account details. Also, Professor
> Davros is working on a formula for generic viagra and knows of a
> place where you can see rude pictures of Daleks with their domes off
> and everything. He has also downloaded the latest Microsoft security
> patch which I have attached.
>
> Yours,
>
> Mr Jeremy Nyder, assistant to Professor Davros
Pete
Alden Bates
>Hey guys, this arrived in my inbox today... do you think it's for real?
Dude, trsut me, delete the email. I replied and met up with him, and
then he wired me up to a machine and now I talk with this weird
grating voice and have to live in a protective poly-carbide shell.
OTOH, I did get this neato ray gun for exterminating things with.
Alden.
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<aba...@whoever.com> wrote:
>OTOH, I did get this neato ray gun for exterminating things with.
But more importantly.... where does Mel fit into all this!? :)
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Pete Galey
> "Pete Galey" <pete...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> Dude, trsut me, delete the email. I replied and met up with him, and
> then he wired me up to a machine and now I talk with this weird
> grating voice and have to live in a protective poly-carbide shell.
Knowing my luck I'll get turned into a giant clam...
Pete
Alan G McWhan
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>
> Knowing my luck I'll get turned into a giant clam...
>
<Homer Simpson>
Hmm... Giant clam...
<Homer Simpson>
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Alan G McWhan <thi...@ngeengine.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Hmm... Giant clam...
>
What about other grimey slim. Trained to attack Thals of course.
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> What about other grimey slim. Trained to attack Thals of course.
What's a "grimey slim" for goodness' sake??? And *what* about them?
Are you referring to the mutoes like the one (sevrin?) that helped
Sarah? He was only grimy because he'd been living rough for years. And
he wasn't that slim!
Puzzled....
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Or, from the sound of it, Ross Perot. :)