[Meeting] AFJ's First call to order!
Rainbow Heron
Much talking in Jigglypuffese, Pikachua, Oddishi, and English can be
heard until finally the Jigglypuff with the hat pounds a large piece
of stale cheese on the edge of a stage -using it as a gavel- to get
everyone's attention.
<Seanpuff calls to the group:>"ORDER! ORDER!"
<Ewanpuff yells back:>"CHAOS! CHAOS!"
-Seanpuff gives Ewanpuff a look and continues as everyone shuts up and
sits down-
<Seanpuff:>"Well, it looks like we have this place all to ourselves
now-"
<everyone:>"YAY!"
<Seanpuff:>"So I guess this means we can have our first meeting!"
-everyone does various cheering and groaning until RH/Alice shushes
them-
<Seanpuff:>"Thanks Alice!"
<RH/Alice:>"You're welcome! You *do* realize that this is the only
place where you outrank me at least by a little right?"
-others giggle-
<Seanpuff:>"Yeah I guess. Well, since this is our first group meeting,
I guess we should first go over how we got here. Ianpuff, would you
please read the history?"
-everyone applauds as the resident thespian takes the stage and reads
quite dramatically from a piece of paper-
<Ianpuff:>"Somewhere in the mising vicinity of PokePlanet and Usenet
is a run-down and forgotten Pokemon theatre. But it is no ordinary
theatre- it is a Jigglypuff theatre. The theatre has no name, but it
located in downtown AFJ City.
Just moments ago, a DJ named Rainbow Alice Heron Carroll stumbled upon
the empty city while on a break. As the tumbleweeds rolled by it
dawned on her that this place could use a little tender loving care as
only a Jigglypuff lover could provide.
When she called her 4 Jigglypuffs (Seanpuff, Ianpuff, Hamillpuff, and
Ewanpuff) and her Wigglyttuff (Wiggly-tough) out from the safety of
their car/spaceship to come have a look around, the 5 adventureous
pink Pokemon immediately fell in love with the place and seeing how no
one has been around for ages, they declared it their own.
Being avid performers, they moved into the run-down theatre and have
started rennovations to make it their own.
Seanpuff, the senior Jigglypuff of Alice's 8-Pokemon (visit webpage in
sig) menagerie, is declared the Mayor of Puffdom in this city with
Alice as the mayor of Fandom.
As the new Pokemon mayor of the rediscovered city, Seanpuff calls the
first meeting of AFJ to order:"
-everyone stare in awe at Ianpuff's talent and then applauds when he
has finished-
<Seanpuff:>"Wow! The first performance on our new stage in our new
theatre everybody!!!"
-everyone applauds and wonders why RH/Alice has abandoned the brackets
for ashes for this sort of thing-
<Seanpuff:>"Now down to business!"
-everyone groans-
<Seanpuff:>"Second! We need to fix up this theatre so it looks good!"
-everyone groans at the thought of work-
<Seanpuff:>"Third! We need to practice more so we can perform and
attract more members!"
-everyone smiles and giggles-
<Seanpuff:>"Fourth! RH/Alice needs to make us a webpage for the
newsgroup!!"
-RH/Alice groans but immediately starts coming up with ideas-
<Seanpuff:>"But most important of all: FIRST! WE NEED TO GET DG OVER
HERE!!!!!!!!!"
-everyone cheers-
<RH/Alice:>"Well, it looks like that's my cue!"
-everyone cheers and immediately starts clearing away dust so that DG
and .sigs can come over-
<Jedichu:>"Um, what about the three of us? Y'know, the non-Puff or
Tuff Pokemon?"
<Ewanpuff:>"Well we *could* make you guys the janitors and stuff, but
I like you too much! You can stay!!!!"
-everyone cheers, PeterPika pulls out soem pumpkin pie for everyone-
<Hamillpuff:>"Just remember that since is this a Puff & Tuff group
that WE rule!!!"
<Ianpuff:>"Hey, what about Igglybuffs? The little ones of our
species?!"
<Seanpuff:>"Well, if any of them decide to come by, they're more than
welcome! Okay, non Puff, Tuff, and Buffs can come to stay and play
with us, but WE RULE!!!"
-everyone cheers-
<Jedichu:>"Well, I guess that's only fair then!"
<Seanpuff:>"Okay! So I see we're all agreed here-"
-everyone cheers-
<Seanpuff:>"Okay then! Now let's use some of that Cheer to clean up
the place! Meeting adjourned!"
<Hamillpuff:>"Hey! We didn't vote on anything!"
<Seanpuff:>"Why you want to vote on anything?"
<Hamillpuff:>"It's a formal meeting! We have to vote on SOMEthing!"
<Ewanpuff:>"I got it! All those who want ot vote on something say
'cheese'!"
VOTE:
Hamillpuff- cheese!
Ewanpuff- cheese!
PeterPika- PikaPIKA! (cheese!)
Hot ROddish- ODDISH!!!! (cheese!)
<Seanpuff:>"All those wo don't care say 'neigh'."
VOTE:
Ianpuff- neigh
Seanpuff- neigh
Wiggly-tough- Wiggly (neigh)
Jedichu- neigh
<Seanpuff:>"Well the vote is tied to RH/Alice gets to break the tie."
<RH/Alice:>"I really couldn't care at this moment in <sneeze> time. I
vote we clean this place up right now."
<Seanpuff:>"Looks like we start cleaning! Meeting adjourned!"
<Hamillpuff:>"WAIT!"
<Seanpuff:>"WHAT?!"
<Hamillpuff:>"What does 'adjourn' mean again?"
<Seanpuff:>"Shut up and start working!"
<Hamillpuff:>"Oh okay..."
<Seanpuff ounds the piece of cheese ont he stage:>"Meeting
adjourned!!!"
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-Rainbow Heron...aka Alice Carroll from the RASSM Sith Wars
(sig wonders if it should sig this kind of post)
Well, we're just starting, we'll get the hang of it sooner or later.
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