My brother's joke
Power Grainger
A: There's 20 of them.
Works best if you say it aloud...
They wouldn't let me tell it at work ;o(
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Alan.T.Gower
"Power Grainger" <czgraing...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?
>
> A: There's 20 of them.
>
> Works best if you say it aloud...
>
> They wouldn't let me tell it at work ;o(
I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
punish you later ;o)
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<SNIP>
> I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
> punish you later ;o)
I'll help.
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Whinging Courier
> Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?
>
> A: There's 20 of them.
>
> Works best if you say it aloud...
I've got a similar one but it's a bit more long winded.
John takes the day off work and phones in sick.
"I'm sick" says John, "I won't be coming in today".
"That's three times in the last month!" says his boss. "You were sick
two weeks ago, you were sick last week and now today. Tell me, Just
*how* sick are you today?"
"Well" says John. "I'm in bed with my six year old sister"
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The Older Gentleman
Oh, all right then.
Why do some men like shagging eight year-olds?
Because your cock looks *massive* in the video.
I'll get my dirty raincoat.
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Whinging Courier
> Whinging Courier <markonusene...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > In uk.rec.motorcycles, Power Grainger said:
> >
> > > Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?
> > >
> > > A: There's 20 of them.
> > >
> > > Works best if you say it aloud...
> >
> > I've got a similar one but it's a bit more long winded.
> >
> > John takes the day off work and phones in sick.
> > "I'm sick" says John, "I won't be coming in today".
> > "That's three times in the last month!" says his boss. "You were sick
> > two weeks ago, you were sick last week and now today. Tell me, Just
> > *how* sick are you today?"
> > "Well" says John. "I'm in bed with my six year old sister"
>
> Oh, all right then.
>
> Why do some men like shagging eight year-olds?
>
> Because your cock looks *massive* in the video.
Oooooo....
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
Nothing, they both come on your face by the time you're thirteen.
Alan.T.Gower
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> "Alan.T.Gower" <Alan.T.Go...@ukrm.net> wrote in message
> news:bp33ck$1k5jfq$1...@ID-173919.news.uni-berlin.de...
>
> <SNIP>
>
> > I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
> > punish you later ;o)
>
> I'll help.
Cheers mate, now continue tying yourself up.
Dr Ivan D. Reid
Power Grainger <czgraing...@hotmail.com>
wrote in <u93arvop2minq85bs...@4ax.com>:
> Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?
> A: There's 20 of them.
Yeah, mine too. I'm tempted to send that to him...
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