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Sheila Dundee

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Mar 3, 2004, 5:55:06 AM3/3/04

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My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
grown and mown. :-(

Dr Tormento

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Mar 3, 2004, 7:44:26 AM3/3/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
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> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

So you're his hoe?

Michael Balarama

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Mar 3, 2004, 8:47:51 AM3/3/04

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"Dr Tormento" <re...@togroup.com> wrote in message
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come on now-this is a hard one

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 3, 2004, 9:53:39 AM3/3/04

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No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.

artyw

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Mar 3, 2004, 3:50:22 PM3/3/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Do you get plowed first?

Palema

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Mar 3, 2004, 4:53:23 PM3/3/04

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He must be a gay blade!

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 3, 2004, 8:14:15 PM3/3/04

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Why do you ask..are you a rake?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 3, 2004, 8:45:32 PM3/3/04

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On 3 Mar 2004 12:50:22 -0800
art...@yahoo.com (artyw) wrote:

She most certainly did not, she's very cultivated!

Cybe R. Wizard
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Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 3, 2004, 8:46:47 PM3/3/04

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Is this how you gals plan t'ings?

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 3, 2004, 10:56:08 PM3/3/04

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Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> On 3 Mar 2004 12:50:22 -0800
> art...@yahoo.com (artyw) wrote:
>
>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
>>> is grown and mown. :-(
>>
>> Do you get plowed first?
>
> She most certainly did not, she's very cultivated!

I had it drilled into me that less is mow.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 3, 2004, 10:58:57 PM3/3/04

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That must have been quite harrowing.

Kathy

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Mar 3, 2004, 10:38:25 PM3/3/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 11:44:15 +1030
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > artyw wrote:
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > >> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> > >> is grown and mown. :-(
> > >
> > > Do you get plowed first?
> >
> > Why do you ask..are you a rake?
> >
> Is this how you gals plan t'ings?
>

I think she is attempting a seeduction here.

Kathy

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Mar 3, 2004, 11:31:05 PM3/3/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:26:08 +1030
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > > On 3 Mar 2004 12:50:22 -0800
> > > art...@yahoo.com (artyw) wrote:
> > >
> > >> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > >> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > >>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> > >bed>> is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>
> > >> Do you get plowed first?
> > >
> > > She most certainly did not, she's very cultivated!
> >
> > I had it drilled into me that less is mow.
> >
> That must have been quite harrowing.
>

Your empathy should make her field better.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 3, 2004, 11:42:52 PM3/3/04

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If she field any better she wouldn't be lying fallow, she'd be laying
fellow.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 4, 2004, 1:07:13 AM3/4/04

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I thought weed already agreed you wood knot interfere!

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 4, 2004, 1:08:54 AM3/4/04

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Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2004 23:31:05 -0500
> "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
>> news:20040303220026.035e9a12@WizardsTower...
>>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:26:08 +1030
>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
>>>>> On 3 Mar 2004 12:50:22 -0800
>>>>> art...@yahoo.com (artyw) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
>>>>> in bed>> is grown and mown. :-(
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you get plowed first?
>>>>>
>>>>> She most certainly did not, she's very cultivated!
>>>>
>>>> I had it drilled into me that less is mow.
>>>>
>>> That must have been quite harrowing.
>>>
>> Your empathy should make her field better.
>>
> If she field any better she wouldn't be lying fallow, she'd be laying
> fellow.

You don't leaf me much lea way do you? :-(

artyw

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Mar 4, 2004, 8:29:44 AM3/4/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message news:<404682e8$0$3957$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...

I was just hedging my bets

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 4, 2004, 5:14:52 PM3/4/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 21:53:23 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> found these unused words floating about:

> If you take it in the bermuda shorts, you'll rye the day!

Last time I was travelling my grass routes I got turfed out! :-(

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 4, 2004, 5:17:15 PM3/4/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 16:37:13 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:

> That's a scythe of relief.

I wish someone would stem these commie posts!!

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 4, 2004, 5:20:42 PM3/4/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:26:08 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>

> Con, fescue love it anyway ...

I'd expect a manure age to have a mulch better sense of humus!

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 4, 2004, 7:59:38 PM3/4/04

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Probably by some sorry sod.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 4, 2004, 8:01:00 PM3/4/04

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On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:47:15 +1030
"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:

> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 16:37:13 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> >
> >> Kathy wrote:
> >>> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >>> news:20040303194805.040219c6@WizardsTower...
> >>>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 11:44:15 +1030
> >>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> artyw wrote:
> >>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> >>>>>> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> >>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
> >in>>>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Do you get plowed first?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Why do you ask..are you a rake?
> >>>>>
> >>>> Is this how you gals plan t'ings?
> >>>>
> >>> I think she is attempting a seeduction here.
> >>
> >> I thought weed already agreed you wood knot interfere!
> >>
> > That's a scythe of relief.
>
> I wish someone would stem these commie posts!!
>

You could get some relief by, oh, degrading them, maybe.

Kathy

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Mar 4, 2004, 9:43:23 PM3/4/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:47:15 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> Jest keep hammering at 'em. (gittin' late Moscow now.)

Sounds like a bit of Red eye to me.

Kathy

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Mar 4, 2004, 9:44:37 PM3/4/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 16:38:54 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>

> Hay, time to bale out?
>
That's really a pile of crop.

Kathy

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Mar 4, 2004, 9:48:19 PM3/4/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:44:52 +1030
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 21:53:23 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> > > found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > >> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > >>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> > >>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>>>
> > >>>> So you're his hoe?
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >> He must be a gay blade!
> > >
> > > If you take it in the bermuda shorts, you'll rye the day!
> >
> > Last time I was travelling my grass routes I got turfed out! :-(
> >
> Probably by some sorry sod.
>

This is scaping up to be a really lawn thread.

Kathy

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Mar 4, 2004, 9:46:54 PM3/4/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:50:42 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> Of gorse you'd have that ground covered.
>
It's either that or pack a sand row up and get out of town.

Chris Trask

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Mar 4, 2004, 10:58:36 PM3/4/04

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"Dr Tormento" <re...@togroup.com> wrote in message
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No, his trowel up.

Chris Trask

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Mar 4, 2004, 11:00:05 PM3/4/04

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"artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Must be harrowing.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 5, 2004, 1:10:24 AM3/5/04

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"Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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...having the winnow of opportunity close.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 5, 2004, 8:39:56 AM3/5/04

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Let's not discus that just yet.

Chris Trask

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Mar 5, 2004, 9:51:56 AM3/5/04

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"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote in message
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Rye did you say that? That was a hull of a thing to say, and there's
not a grain of truth in it. It really chaffs me.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 5, 2004, 12:02:49 PM3/5/04

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"Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message

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There's no tilling tastes in a pun group. But, maybe you just need to millet
over some more...

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 5, 2004, 12:20:49 PM3/5/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:47:15 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> Jest keep hammering at 'em. (gittin' late Moscow now.)
>

That seems nonsense sickle.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 6, 2004, 2:38:56 AM3/6/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 09:20:49 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:

> Lots Mao where that came from ...

Bite your Tung!! Not march more of this is there?

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 6, 2004, 2:42:07 AM3/6/04

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He said I was the best fork he'd ever had !!

nemo

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Mar 6, 2004, 8:16:56 AM3/6/04

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Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > Dr Tormento wrote:
> >

> >>"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> >>news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> >>
> >>
> >>>My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> >>>is grown and mown. :-(
> >>
> >> So you're his hoe?
> >
> >

> > No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> >
> >
> He must be a gay blade!

Careful. He might rapier!

Dr Tormento

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Mar 6, 2004, 8:44:44 AM3/6/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in

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And you fell for that pitch?

Chris Trask

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Mar 6, 2004, 9:08:17 AM3/6/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
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Did you spoon when he asked you to be his knife?

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 6, 2004, 10:15:09 AM3/6/04

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I will never foil in love :-(

nemo

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Mar 6, 2004, 12:52:33 PM3/6/04

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Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
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Aaah. That'll sabre getting pregnant an needing an épée-dural!

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 6, 2004, 6:28:56 PM3/6/04

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Already fell for the big ape, eh?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 6, 2004, 6:29:39 PM3/6/04

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On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 10:06:32 -0800
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>

> She's just a parry girl until they dagger away.
>
Oh, who will saber from such a fate?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 6, 2004, 6:31:03 PM3/6/04

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Never happen, battle-axe that she is.

<darfc>

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 7, 2004, 1:25:10 AM3/7/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 18:08:56 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> Tse Tse flyby? Take april and you may survive ... jun'o?

OK - I'll chew an' lie down.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 7, 2004, 2:21:38 AM3/7/04

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Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 17:52:33 GMT
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:
>
>>
>> Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:4049eaff$0$31902$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
>>> nemo wrote:
>>>> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
>>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
>>>> in>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So you're his hoe?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> He must be a gay blade!
>>>>
>>>> Careful. He might rapier!
>>>
>>> I will never foil in love :-(
>>>
>> Aaah. That'll sabre getting pregnant an needing an épée-dural!
>>
> Never happen, battle-axe that she is.

I'll have you know I can have my pick of men..one even took me to gay
Parry!!
But then he split up with me :-(

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 7, 2004, 2:34:36 AM3/7/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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> On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 10:06:32 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >nemo wrote:
> > >> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> > >>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > >>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> > >>>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> So you're his hoe?
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>> He must be a gay blade!
> > >>
> > >> Careful. He might rapier!
> > >
> > > I will never foil in love :-(
> > >
> > She's just a parry girl until they dagger away.
> >
> Oh, who will saber from such a fate?
>

It's an old story... the spirit is willing, but the fleche is weak.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 7, 2004, 2:38:39 AM3/7/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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> On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > nemo wrote:
> > > Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > > news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> > >> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > >>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> > >>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>>>
> > >>>> So you're his hoe?
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >> He must be a gay blade!
> > >
> > > Careful. He might rapier!
> >
> > I will never foil in love :-(
> >
> Already fell for the big ape, eh?
>

A bad history with lunge lizards...?

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 7, 2004, 3:01:47 AM3/7/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

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That must've left you in a real bind...

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 7, 2004, 3:45:48 AM3/7/04

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I'm sure that you could have sever all if you cared to.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 7, 2004, 3:46:45 AM3/7/04

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Was that a Re: poste?

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 7, 2004, 7:10:10 AM3/7/04

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Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:38:39 -0800
> "Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote:
>
>> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
>> news:20040306173031.4934b513@WizardsTower...
>>> On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030
>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> nemo wrote:
>>>>> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
>>>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>>>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
>>>>> in>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So you're his hoe?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He must be a gay blade!
>>>>>
>>>>> Careful. He might rapier!
>>>>
>>>> I will never foil in love :-(
>>>>
>>> Already fell for the big ape, eh?
>>>
>> A bad history with lunge lizards...?
>>
> Was that a Re: poste?

There's a feint chance it was but what's the point of button in anyway?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 7, 2004, 10:39:23 AM3/7/04

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On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 22:40:10 +1030
"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:

Just wondering if you two are the parapet.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 7, 2004, 10:40:35 AM3/7/04

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On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 22:40:10 +1030
"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:

Don't ask why I do what I du,el.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 12:24:58 AM3/8/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:38:39 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:

> Meet in haste, repent in leisure, suits Larry.
>
Can you believe it? When Sheila played it coule, he actually tried to give
Polly a stir...

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 12:37:50 AM3/8/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
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Men specialize in button it. And, it's my contention, they enjoy it to the
hilt.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 1:12:40 AM3/8/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:34:36 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:

> Sheil's constant man hunt makes a baudry point. <G> Any man who falls for
> her, will epee!
>
What with her octave imagination, I'd be en garde after that one, if I were
you...!

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 1:58:03 AM3/8/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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Hmmm, if we say yes, will you column down?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 8, 2004, 2:16:15 AM3/8/04

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On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 22:58:03 -0800
"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote:

I will only be able to if you two will buttress first. There's no hope
fortify must view you in your 'foundation garment.'

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 8, 2004, 3:47:21 AM3/8/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 08:45:48 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:

> We'll see what happens when she gets to sixte.

A bout that time I'll be making advances to anyone who isn't sabre
and enjoying myself to the hilt !!

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 8, 2004, 3:50:45 AM3/8/04

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Thrust you lot to make fun of me!
:-(
Frankly your jokes are passé!

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 8, 2004, 3:55:19 AM3/8/04

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And they are always making passes, too!
Particularly when they see our lunging necklines!
But they have met their match when we use our French grips!!!!

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 9:48:40 AM3/8/04

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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We do love it when we can get you men to barrier ...soles with just a oui
bit of flashing.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 11:41:09 AM3/8/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
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Bravo! But I doubt you'll star in a chic flick... those are quite obviously
fake tierce.
Anyway, you know we were just bayonet the moon a bit~~ :-D

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 12:47:02 PM3/8/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

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It stance to reason -- we love the knight life. ;-)

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 8, 2004, 1:08:16 PM3/8/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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> On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 06:48:40 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"

> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:
>

> Flashing is just gutter talk ... rant & rain?
>
A mansard wired to like gutter talk. Ever since Adam and Eave. I can't
think of a shingle instance where they decline it, particularly if one uses
the right pitch.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 8, 2004, 5:33:59 PM3/8/04

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Fake! Now I am really cross and hurt to the corps. Those tierce were
assault filled!!

nemo

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Mar 8, 2004, 8:36:08 PM3/8/04

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Cybe R. Wizard <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

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On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 17:52:33 GMT
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:

>
> Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4049eaff$0$31902$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> > nemo wrote:
> > > Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > > news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> > >> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > >>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
> > >in>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>>>
> > >>>> So you're his hoe?
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >> He must be a gay blade!
> > >
> > > Careful. He might rapier!
> >
> > I will never foil in love :-(
> >
> Aaah. That'll sabre getting pregnant an needing an épée-dural!
>
Never happen, battle-axe that she is.

Aha! Hoist on her own Petard! - which was a limp pet mine for blowing down
Gates. Serves 'im right for inventing Windows!

And why they put the explosives in a dead cat I'll never know.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 8, 2004, 9:43:39 PM3/8/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 09:47:02 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"

> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:
>

> Then why are women always turn over a new page? Boy!

Because boys serf you better !

Cybe R. Wizard

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Mar 8, 2004, 11:15:32 PM3/8/04

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On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 13:13:39 +1030
"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:

Look minion ladies wish to be serfed! Wipe that lickspittle off your
chins and do your best to thrall them. Don't play the villein and make
them think their hopes are feudal. Step up and be a real tufthunter and
in a short time spaniel tell me I toad you so and I was right!
Can I get a yeah, man?
Yeoman!

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 9, 2004, 1:38:02 PM3/9/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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> On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 13:13:39 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:

> Gotta make up your mind - experience or enthusiasm ... Joe Kerr
>
Taking estoc of the playing field, I choose experienced enthusiasm.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 9, 2004, 2:11:55 PM3/9/04

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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> On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 10:08:16 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"

> I'm hip! You've made it all a clerestory and easy to follow. Shake!
>
It's all tile and error, according to my friend, Roofus.

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 9, 2004, 2:18:02 PM3/9/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

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Parry funny~ you must buy it by the quarte~!! :D The quinte essential
actress!

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 9, 2004, 9:57:44 PM3/9/04

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Moi!! I take a fence to that false attack! I am only made of flèche and
blood !

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 9, 2004, 10:04:15 PM3/9/04

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Surely you joust! I can never find them in knight clubs.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 10, 2004, 4:40:19 PM3/10/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 13:34:15 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> Kimberly found them diamonds in the rough.

You think I carat all....guys in the band always cluster around me!!

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 11, 2004, 6:42:56 PM3/11/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

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That's surprising...considering your brilliance.
But you'd better be careful, you know what they say... a sparkle lead to a
flame.

Sheila Dundee

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Mar 11, 2004, 11:11:25 PM3/11/04

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 15:42:56 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"

> Sheil's out to garnet all why she can ...

Let's facet, I need more work at the gem!

Jenni Saqua

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Mar 12, 2004, 3:43:22 PM3/12/04

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"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

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How about basketball? We're happy to let ya shoot some hoops with us, here,
as long as you don't try gold tending...

Tim Bruening

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Jan 14, 2005, 1:00:54 AM1/14/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

You're not lying in a bed of roses?

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:30:15 PM1/17/05

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Chris Trask wrote:

> "Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:404819db$0$97598$d36...@news.calweb.com...
> > "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:9XS1c.19722$yZ1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > > "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:fcd1f4e4.04030...@posting.google.com...

> > > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

> > > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...

> > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed
> is
> > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > >

> > > > Do you get plowed first?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Must be harrowing.
> > >
> > ...having the winnow of opportunity close.
> >
>
> Rye did you say that? That was a hull of a thing to say, and there's
> not a grain of truth in it. It really chaffs me.

Harrowing: A scared bird.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:30:44 PM1/17/05

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Jenni Saqua wrote:

> "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:9XS1c.19722$yZ1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:fcd1f4e4.04030...@posting.google.com...
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > >
> > > Do you get plowed first?
> > >
> >
> > Must be harrowing.
> >
> ...having the winnow of opportunity close.

Opportunity: Tea that knocks on your door.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:31:19 PM1/17/05

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artyw wrote:

> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> > grown and mown. :-(
>
> Do you get plowed first?

Plowing: Bird farmer.

Farmer: Distant ocean of crops.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:32:25 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Do you plan to cultivate this relationship, and douse him with Levitra?

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:32:50 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Has he planted his seed in you?:)

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:33:38 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Tilling: A baby money storage area (till).

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:34:04 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Hoe, hoe, hoe, happy Martin Luther King Day!

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:35:06 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Raking: King who cleans up leaves.

Cropping: Musical food plants.

Planting: Plans for making bells.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:36:01 PM1/17/05

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Jenni Saqua wrote:

> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

> news:73gf40tlcem1842nq...@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:47:15 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >

> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 16:37:13 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> > >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>
> > >>> Kathy wrote:
> > >>>> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

> > >>>> news:20040303194805.040219c6@WizardsTower...

> > >>>>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 11:44:15 +1030
> > >>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> artyw wrote:
> > >>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...

> > >>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> > >>>>>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>>>>>>

> > >>>>>>> Do you get plowed first?
> > >>>>>>

> > >>>>>> Why do you ask..are you a rake?
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>> Is this how you gals plan t'ings?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> I think she is attempting a seeduction here.
> > >>>
> > >>> I thought weed already agreed you wood knot interfere!
> > >>>
> > >> That's a scythe of relief.
> > >
> > >I wish someone would stem these commie posts!!
> > >
> > Jest keep hammering at 'em. (gittin' late Moscow now.)
> >
> That seems nonsense sickle.

Redwood: Communist tree.

Mitred: Communist glove.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:36:26 PM1/17/05

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Jenni Saqua wrote:

Redding: Town where rouge bells live in CA.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:37:16 PM1/17/05

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 21:43:23 -0500, "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> found these

> >Sounds like a bit of Red eye to me.
> >
> 20 hours, 1159 miles - yep I'm red-eye for bed.

Before that comes the Red D and the Brown E.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:38:05 PM1/17/05

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 09:20:49 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:

> >That seems nonsense sickle.
> >
> Lots Mao where that came from ...

In Fidel!

How did Communism sprout into this thread?

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:38:50 PM1/17/05

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 21:48:19 -0500, "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >

> >"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

> >news:20040304190109.77035194@WizardsTower...

> >> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:44:52 +1030
> >> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >>
> >> > J. A. Mc. wrote:

> >> > > On Wed, 03 Mar 2004 21:53:23 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>

> >> > > found these unused words floating about:
> >> > >

> >> > >> Sheila Dundee wrote:

> >> > >>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in

> >> > >>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:

> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> >> > >>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> >> > >>>>

> >> > >>>> So you're his hoe?
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>>
> >> > >> He must be a gay blade!
> >> > >

> >> > > If you take it in the bermuda shorts, you'll rye the day!
> >> >
> >> > Last time I was travelling my grass routes I got turfed out! :-(
> >> >
> >> Probably by some sorry sod.
> >>
> >This is scaping up to be a really lawn thread.
> >
> Rototill for those who appreciate it, bummer otherwise.

Bummer: Ocean of rear ends.

Rear View Mirror: Mirror that shows your behind.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:39:22 PM1/17/05

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 21:46:54 -0500, "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >

> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

> >news:v1gf40p2diugtg00f...@4ax.com...
> >> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:50:42 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> >> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:26:08 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> >> >>>> On 3 Mar 2004 12:50:22 -0800
> >> >>>> art...@yahoo.com (artyw) wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> >> >>>>> news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...

> >> >>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> >> >>>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> >> >>>>>

> >> >>>>> Do you get plowed first?
> >> >>>>

> >> >>>> She most certainly did not, she's very cultivated!
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I had it drilled into me that less is mow.
> >> >>>
> >> >> Con, fescue love it anyway ...
> >> >
> >> >I'd expect a manure age to have a mulch better sense of humus!
> >> >
> >> Of gorse you'd have that ground covered.
> >>
> >It's either that or pack a sand row up and get out of town.
> >
> It's time to marsh, hen?

Lettuce March 4th for world peace!

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:45:26 PM1/17/05

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"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 22:40:10 +1030
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > Cybe R. Wizard wrote:

> > > On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:38:39 -0800
> > > "Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote:
> > >

> > >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

> > >> news:20040306173031.4934b513@WizardsTower...

> > >>> On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030
> > >>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> nemo wrote:
> > >>>>> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >>>>> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...

> > >>>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:

> > >>>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in

> > >>>>>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:

> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
> > >>>>> in>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> > >>>>>>>>

> > >>>>>>>> So you're his hoe?
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> He must be a gay blade!
> > >>>>>

> > >>>>> Careful. He might rapier!
> > >>>>
> > >>>> I will never foil in love :-(
> > >>>>
> > >>> Already fell for the big ape, eh?
> > >>>
> > >> A bad history with lunge lizards...?
> > >>
> > > Was that a Re: poste?
> >
> > There's a feint chance it was but what's the point of button in
> > anyway?
> >

> Just wondering if you two are the parapet.

No, the limpet.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:46:43 PM1/17/05

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:34:36 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"

> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating about:

>
> >"Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message

> >news:20040306173115.54c86b5d@WizardsTower...
> >> On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 10:06:32 -0800

> >> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> >> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >> >

> >> > >nemo wrote:
> >> > >> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >> > >> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> >> > >>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> > >>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> >> > >>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> >> > >>>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>> So you're his hoe?
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>> He must be a gay blade!
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Careful. He might rapier!
> >> > >
> >> > > I will never foil in love :-(
> >> > >

> >> > She's just a parry girl until they dagger away.
> >> >
> >> Oh, who will saber from such a fate?
> >>
> >It's an old story... the spirit is willing, but the fleche is weak.
> >
> Sheil's constant man hunt makes a baudry point. <G> Any man who falls for
> her, will epee!

How does she do that?

Constant: Ant that stays the same.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:47:31 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 17:52:33 GMT
> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:4049eaff$0$31902$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...

> >>> nemo wrote:
> >>>> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >>>> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> >>>>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do
> >>>> in>>>> bed is grown and mown. :-(
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> So you're his hoe?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> He must be a gay blade!
> >>>>
> >>>> Careful. He might rapier!
> >>>
> >>> I will never foil in love :-(
> >>>

> >> Aaah. That'll sabre getting pregnant an needing an épée-dural!
> >>
> > Never happen, battle-axe that she is.
>
> I'll have you know I can have my pick of men..one even took me to gay
> Parry!!
> But then he split up with me :-(

How did you make out with the gay man named Perry?

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:50:08 PM1/17/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> Jenni Saqua wrote:
> > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message

> > news:404c33e6$0$31901$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> >> Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >>> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:cknm40p4vm2aqc59e...@4ax.com...

> >>>> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 23:34:36 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> >>>> <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating
> >>>> about:
> >>>>
> >>>>> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:20040306173115.54c86b5d@WizardsTower...
> >>>>>> On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 10:06:32 -0800
> >>>>>> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 01:45:09 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>>>>> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> >>>>>>> about:
> >>>>>>>

> >>>>>>>> nemo wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>> news:nts1c.7352$V%4.6...@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
> >>>>>>>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>> news:4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> do in bed is grown and mown. :-(
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> So you're his hoe?
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> No, but I pick up his dirty lawn dry.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> He must be a gay blade!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Careful. He might rapier!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> I will never foil in love :-(
> >>>>>>>>

> >>>>>>> She's just a parry girl until they dagger away.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> Oh, who will saber from such a fate?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> It's an old story... the spirit is willing, but the fleche is
> >>>>> weak.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Sheil's constant man hunt makes a baudry point. <G> Any man who
> >>>> falls for her, will epee!
> >>>>

> >>> What with her octave imagination, I'd be en garde after that one, if
> >>> I were you...!
> >>
> >> Thrust you lot to make fun of me!
> >> :-(
> >> Frankly your jokes are passé!
> >>
> > Bravo! But I doubt you'll star in a chic flick... those are quite
> > obviously fake tierce.
> > Anyway, you know we were just bayonet the moon a bit~~ :-D
>
> Fake! Now I am really cross and hurt to the corps. Those tierce were
> assault filled!!

Pat Tern: Irish bird.

Pat Ting: Irish/Chinese bell.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:52:18 PM1/17/05

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 09:03:59 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"

> Any seal needed to stop the leak?

Leaking: Deep Throat.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 18, 2005, 3:50:04 AM1/18/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Is your relationship still growing?

Tim Bruening

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Jan 18, 2005, 3:50:27 AM1/18/05

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Sheila Dundee wrote:

> My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in bed is
> grown and mown. :-(

Has your relationship bourne fruit?