Noobee
anna
what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
find out what the :
mhm33x1
and stuff means.
You cliquey buch... ;)
Ann
==
mimus
(1) HTF would we know?
(2) FAQ?
(3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
HTH
smeeter 14
mp 10
mhm 29x13
I wonder what I have been up to.
< _Beyond Apollo_
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anna
"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
(seriously)
> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> >find out what the :
> >
> >mhm33x1
> >
> >and stuff means.
> >
> >You cliquey buch... ;)
> >
> >Ann
>
> (1) HTF would we know?
> (2) FAQ?
> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
>
> HTH
>
> --
> tinmi...@hotmail.com
>
> smeeter 14
>
> mp 10
>
> mhm 29x13
>
> I wonder what I have been up to.
>
> < _Beyond Apollo_
>
>
I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
<annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>
>"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
>> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>>
>> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
>(seriously)
>> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
>> >find out what the :
>> >
>> >mhm33x1
>> >
>> >and stuff means.
>> >
>> >You cliquey buch... ;)
>> >
>> >Ann
>>
>> (1) HTF would we know?
>> (2) FAQ?
>> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
>>
>> HTH
>
>I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
yes. thats us. elitists every one.
--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"They look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They
were vampires. /Psychos/ do not /explode/ when sunlight
hits them, I don't give a fuck /how/ crazy they are!"
- Seth (From Dusk Till Dawn)
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
<annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know (seriously)
>what a flonk is
This.
> and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
>find out what the :
>
>mhm33x1
>
>and stuff means.
i would highly recommend this most recent FAQ:
http://127.0.0.1/usenet/documents/FAQs/aavfff/faq.htm
that should answer some of your questions.
>You cliquey buch... ;)
i am not buch. <flounce>
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
><annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
>>> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
>>(seriously)
>>> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
>>> >find out what the :
>>> >
>>> >mhm33x1
>>> >
>>> >and stuff means.
>>> >
>>> >You cliquey buch... ;)
>>> >
>>> >Ann
>>>
>>> (1) HTF would we know?
>>> (2) FAQ?
>>> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
>>>
>>> HTH
>>
>>I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
>
>yes. thats us. elitists every one.
Yes, but we're *Usenet Performance Elitists*.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
knoxy
says...
> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
> >> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
> >(seriously)
> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> >> >find out what the :
> >> >
> >> >mhm33x1
> >> >
> >> >and stuff means.
> >> >
> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
> >> >
> >> >Ann
> >>
> >> (1) HTF would we know?
> >> (2) FAQ?
> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
> >>
> >> HTH
> >
> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
>
> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
>
--
knoxy
mhm34x10
Dowap
<annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
Make up your mind! Are you a leftist or an elitist?
>
>
>
--
"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about
Exchange Server next.
jimboATpetitmorte.n3t
mhm30x27
knoxy
says...
> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know (seriously)
> >what a flonk is
>
> This.
>
> > and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> >find out what the :
> >
> >mhm33x1
> >
> >and stuff means.
>
> i would highly recommend this most recent FAQ:
>
> http://127.0.0.1/usenet/documents/FAQs/aavfff/faq.htm
>
> that should answer some of your questions.
>
everyone has to post nekid!
> >You cliquey buch... ;)
>
> i am not buch. <flounce>
>
>
--
knoxy
mhm34x10
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net>
wrote:
hey! great! maybe we should have membership numbers and stuff.
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy <kn...@post.com> wrote:
>In article <AIY+P9oXItmHFy...@4ax.com>, HUMP...@meow.org
>says...
>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
>> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>>
>> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know (seriously)
>> >what a flonk is
>>
>> This.
>>
>> > and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
>> >find out what the :
>> >
>> >mhm33x1
>> >
>> >and stuff means.
>>
>> i would highly recommend this most recent FAQ:
>>
>> http://127.0.0.1/usenet/documents/FAQs/aavfff/faq.htm
>>
>> that should answer some of your questions.
>>
>There's a FAQ? No one's ever told me. The only thing Jellie said was that
>everyone has to post nekid!
well, ya, thats important. especially to rocky.
>> >You cliquey buch... ;)
>>
>> i am not buch. <flounce>
>>
>>
--
Dave Hillstrom
true.
±
>
> I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know (seriously)
> what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> find out what the :
Sure, Socky - we've been waiting for you.
> mhm33x1
Does Kevin know you stole his mhm number?
> and stuff means.
>
> You cliquey buch... ;)
>
> Ann
Mheh.
>
> ==
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mimus
wrote:
Which nobody including us knows WTF they mean?
smeeter 14
mp 10
mhm 29x13
I wonder what I have been up to.
< _Beyond Apollo_
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
yes AND most of US dont know what it means too also and!!!
knoxy
> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:53:11 +0100, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy <kn...@post.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <AIY+P9oXItmHFy...@4ax.com>, HUMP...@meow.org
> >says...
> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
> >> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know (seriously)
> >> >what a flonk is
> >>
> >> This.
> >>
> >> > and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> >> >find out what the :
> >> >
> >> >mhm33x1
> >> >
> >> >and stuff means.
> >>
> >> i would highly recommend this most recent FAQ:
> >>
> >> http://127.0.0.1/usenet/documents/FAQs/aavfff/faq.htm
> >>
> >> that should answer some of your questions.
> >>
> >There's a FAQ? No one's ever told me. The only thing Jellie said was that
> >everyone has to post nekid!
>
> well, ya, thats important. especially to rocky.
>
--
knoxy
mhm34x10
Dr Entropy
snow, the following:
X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in
X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy <kn...@post.com> wrote:
X:
X:>In article <moU+P1OslQVMe27yXcAv=mAl...@4ax.com>, HUMP...@meow.org
X:>says...
X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
X:>> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
X:>>
X:>> >
X:>> >"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
X:>> >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
X:>> >> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
X:>> >>
X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
X:>> >(seriously)
X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
X:>> >> >find out what the :
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >mhm33x1
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >and stuff means.
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
X:>> >> >
X:>> >> >Ann
X:>> >>
X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know?
X:>> >> (2) FAQ?
X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
X:>> >>
X:>> >> HTH
X:>> >
X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
X:>>
X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
X:>>
X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with...
X:
X:true.
BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
Dr E--
mhm 17x1
SGM #3
smeeter #14
FWAC:"Old No.-7"
Surgeon General-Relativity
Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
NF & TCIB
"If you can't *handcraft* Usenet chaos, then what is there left?"
-- The 2-Belo
"i'm still not sure exactly what a "flonk" is, but i know it pertains to
children's tv programming..."
-- Tampa Stu
mimus
Jelliebun
I refuse to respond to this obvious troll. Besides, she uses smileys.
Jelliebun
mhm20x20
savvy but
not savon
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> I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin
HI, ANNA.
> at this NG
Oh.
--
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knoxy
says...
a brit. The silly brit.
--
knoxy
mhm34x10
Dr Entropy
Never have, never will. Already know th' difference.
knoxy
says...
(and it's so much fun listening to him go on and on about brits)
--
knoxy
mhm34x10
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
Of course he isn't. There's no such thing as a "brit".
>The silly brit.
Sjilly fjoreigner.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Dave Hillstrom
the damned brit.
Dave Hillstrom
>On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 10:10:06 +0100, a team of surgeons from
ahem. isnt it called the british isles?
and, on a serious note, isnt the term "british" a nationality, an
allegiance to the throne of the british empire, where england is a
geographical designation?
i mean, im swedish and irish and scottish, and i was born in the
commonwealth of massachusetts, but i call myself american. even
though that lumps me in with Long Island, New Jersey, and California.
mheh
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
The word you're looking for is BRITON.
HTH.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Dave Hillstrom
>On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 15:13:30 GMT, a team of surgeons from
if i can be happy being called a "yank", by gods above YOU goobs can
be happy being called a "brit".
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Not to mention Gascony, Aquitaine, Poitou and various other places
we'll recover once France has been nuked.
>and, on a serious note, isnt the term "british" a nationality, an
>allegiance to the throne of the british empire, where england is a
>geographical designation?
No, England is one of the constituent countries of the UK, but Great
Britain (as opposed to "Little Britain", i.e. "Bretagne" in France) is
just the name of the largest of our islands.
>i mean, im swedish
Sjo you're a Brjit - a Brjitt Ekljand!
>and irish and scottish,
Good choices, both.
>and i was born in the
>commonwealth of massachusetts,
Ah yes: one of the temporarily rebellious colonies.
>but i call myself american. even
>though that lumps me in with Long Island, New Jersey, and California.
>mheh
NUKE CALIFORNIA!!!!!!1!!!
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>Upon the glorious day of our Lord Sun, 17 Aug 2003 15:27:03 GMT, the
>embodiment of Angels' wings. Dave Hillstrom <HUMP...@meow.org> shivered
>with passion, looked about, and finally uttered,:
>This explains much.
>
>Unfortunate, but true.
>
>My condolences you furrin fjcker.
I think the name Hillstrom was already a clue.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Peter J Ross
But you *are* a Yank.
OTOH, we are *not* Brits.
Smee
"Dave Hillstrom" <HUMP...@meow.org> wrote in message
news:8ps=P6V9W30ormR=DZxr8m...@4ax.com...
Stop thumping California!
Smee
Smee
"Peter J Ross" <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:n6evjv8gb9ou2rc3a...@4ax.com...
You gize leave California alone!! I'm serious now!
*readies upgraded pointy stix*
Smee
mimus
wrote:
>You gize leave California alone!! I'm serious now!
>
>*readies upgraded pointy stix*
>
>Smee
Nobody needs to nuke California, it's nuking itself.
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
<excludes Smee's part of CA>
>*readies upgraded pointy stix*
I think I need a body double.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
HatchetMama
wrote:
Not a Yank.
Live in the South, fer gawds sake.
Yanks live up north.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
Yee-haa!!!!!!!!!!
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
HatchetMama
wrote:
mheh.
Damn straight.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Smee" <psci...@ix.netcom.com>
wrote:
>Stop thumping California!
:p
Dave Hillstrom
ahem
anonyme
message <MPG.19a96e96c...@news.individual.net> from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
Wot's a 'weejan'?
--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity
knoxy
Per
>
> I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know (seriously)
> what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
>
> mhm33x1
>
> and stuff means.
>
> You cliquey buch... ;)
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Per
>
> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:28:13 GMT, a team of surgeons from
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
> growth from Dave Hillstrom:
>
> >>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
> >>>
> >>> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
> >>(seriously)
> >>> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> >>> >find out what the :
> >>> >
> >>> >mhm33x1
> >>> >
> >>> >and stuff means.
> >>> >
> >>> >You cliquey buch... ;)
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>> (1) HTF would we know?
> >>> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
> >>>
> >>
> >>I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
> >
>
Our usenet performance art is soooo much better than anyone else's.
Per
> > On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
> > <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
> > >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
> > >> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
> > >(seriously)
> > >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups FAQ so I can
> > >> >find out what the :
> > >> >
> > >> >mhm33x1
> > >> >
> > >> >and stuff means.
> > >> >
> > >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
> > >> >
> > >> >Ann
> > >>
> > >> (1) HTF would we know?
> > >> (2) FAQ?
> > >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
> > >>
> > >> HTH
> > >
> > >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
> >
> > yes. thats us. elitists every one.
> >
You are the "exception."
Per
And they eat a lot of ljutefisk.
Per
Dr Entropy
the following:
X:On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 15:44:35 -0700, "Smee" <psci...@ix.netcom.com>
X:wrote:
X:
X:>"Peter J Ross" <p...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
X:>news:n6evjv8gb9ou2rc3a...@4ax.com...
X:>
X:>> On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 15:27:03 GMT, a team of surgeons from
X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
X:>> growth from Dave Hillstrom:
X:>>
X:>> >On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 12:19:58 +0100, in
X:>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net>
X:>> >wrote:
X:>> >
X:>> >>On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 10:10:06 +0100, a team of surgeons from
X:>> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
X:>> >>growth from knoxy:
X:>> >>
X:>> >>>In article <97mtjvct2llf55fk6...@4ax.com>,
X:>ent...@meow.org
X:>> >>>says...
X:>> >>>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom <HUMP...@meow.org>
X:>pee'd inna
X:>> >>>> snow, the following:
X:>> >>>>
X:>> >>>> X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in
X:>> >>>> X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy <kn...@post.com> wrote:
X:>> >>>> X:
X:>> >>>> X:>In article <moU+P1OslQVMe27yXcAv=mAl...@4ax.com>,
X:>HUMP...@meow.org
X:>> >>>> X:>says...
X:>> >>>> X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
X:>> >>>> X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
X:>> >>>> X:>> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
X:>> >>>> X:>>
X:>> >>>> X:>> >
X:>> >>>> X:>> >"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
X:>> >>>> X:>> >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
X:>> >>>> X:>> >>
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to
X:>know
X:>> >>>> X:>> >(seriously)
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this groups
X:>FAQ so I can
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >find out what the :
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >mhm33x1
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >and stuff means.
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> >Ann
X:>> >>>> X:>> >>
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know?
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> (2) FAQ?
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it out.
X:>> >>>> X:>> >>
X:>> >>>> X:>> >> HTH
X:>> >>>> X:>> >
X:>> >>>> X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
X:>> >>>> X:>>
X:>> >>>> X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
X:>> >>>> X:>>
X:>> >>>> X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with...
X:>> >>>> X:
X:>> >>>> X:true.
X:>> >>>>
X:>> >>>> BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
X:>> >>>>
X:>> >>>> He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
X:>> >>>>
X:>> >>>And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture on why he's
X:>not
X:>> >>>a brit.
X:>> >>
X:>> >>Of course he isn't. There's no such thing as a "brit".
X:>> >>
X:>> >>>The silly brit.
X:>> >>
X:>> >>Sjilly fjoreigner.
X:>> >
X:>> >ahem. isnt it called the british isles?
X:>>
X:>> United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
X:>>
X:>> Not to mention Gascony, Aquitaine, Poitou and various other places
X:>> we'll recover once France has been nuked.
X:>>
X:>> >and, on a serious note, isnt the term "british" a nationality, an
X:>> >allegiance to the throne of the british empire, where england is a
X:>> >geographical designation?
X:>>
X:>> No, England is one of the constituent countries of the UK, but Great
X:>> Britain (as opposed to "Little Britain", i.e. "Bretagne" in France) is
X:>> just the name of the largest of our islands.
X:>>
X:>> >i mean, im swedish
X:>>
X:>> Sjo you're a Brjit - a Brjitt Ekljand!
X:>>
X:>> >and irish and scottish,
X:>>
X:>> Good choices, both.
X:>>
X:>> >and i was born in the
X:>> >commonwealth of massachusetts,
X:>>
X:>> Ah yes: one of the temporarily rebellious colonies.
X:>>
X:>> >but i call myself american. even
X:>> >though that lumps me in with Long Island, New Jersey, and California.
X:>> >mheh
X:>>
X:>> NUKE CALIFORNIA!!!!!!1!!!
X:>
X:>You gize leave California alone!! I'm serious now!
X:>
X:>*readies upgraded pointy stix*
X:>
X:>Smee
X:
X:Nobody needs to nuke California, it's nuking itself.
THX mimus. I wuz gonna say that very thing.
Dr E--
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children's tv programming..."
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Dr Entropy
following:
X:"anna" <annamilli...@msn.com> did this:
X:
X:> I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin
X:
X:HI, ANNA.
X:
X:> at this NG
X:
X:Oh.
Lecherous bastage.
Spanky The Thunder Chicken
"news:MPG.19a956ccf...@news.individual.net" (by knoxy).
It was a catchy little ditty that went like this:
> In article <97mtjvct2llf55fk6...@4ax.com>,
> ent...@meow.org says...
>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:03:04 GMT, Dave Hillstrom
>> <HUMP...@meow.org> pee'd inna snow, the following:
>>
>> X:On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:51:00 +0100, in
>> X:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, knoxy <kn...@post.com>
>> wrote: X:
>> X:>In article <moU+P1OslQVMe27yXcAv=mAl...@4ax.com>,
>> HUMP...@meow.org X:>says...
>> X:>> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 20:10:12 +0100, in
>> X:>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "anna"
>> X:>> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>> X:>>
>> X:>> >
>> X:>> >"mimus" <tinmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> X:>> >news:h00tjvo8vk0fjeupa...@4ax.com...
>> X:>> >> On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 19:54:24 +0100, "anna"
>> X:>> >> <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>> X:>> >>
>> X:>> >> >I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want
>> to know X:>> >(seriously)
>> X:>> >> >what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this
>> groups FAQ so I can X:>> >> >find out what the :
>> X:>> >> >
>> X:>> >> >mhm33x1
>> X:>> >> >
>> X:>> >> >and stuff means.
>> X:>> >> >
>> X:>> >> >You cliquey buch... ;)
>> X:>> >> >
>> X:>> >> >Ann
>> X:>> >>
>> X:>> >> (1) HTF would we know?
>> X:>> >> (2) FAQ?
>> X:>> >> (3) Damned if I know, I've never been able to work it
>> out. X:>> >>
>> X:>> >> HTH
>> X:>> >
>> X:>> >I feel *so* left out now. Elitists.
>> X:>>
>> X:>> yes. thats us. elitists every one.
>> X:>>
>> X:>Not me. Look at the flonker I'm with...
>> X:
>> X:true.
>>
>> BAH! Me mate Rocky is not *just* an elitist...
>>
>> He's an Elitist ENGLISHMAN!
>>
> And never call him a brit, then you get a loooong lecture on why
> he's not a brit. The silly brit.
I was *SO* just about to do that.
Since he's already given me said lecture.
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an...@meow.org
The Orgasm of Meow
03:15:38 GMT
> On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 07:58:24 GMT, "03:15:38 GMT" <as...@mail.gr>
> pee'd inna snow, the following:
>
> X:"anna" <annamilli...@msn.com> did this:
> X:
> X:> I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin
> X:
> X:HI, ANNA.
> X:
> X:> at this NG
> X:
> X:Oh.
>
> Lecherous bastage.
Thank you.
--
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Spanky The Thunder Chicken
"news:1v1ujv0trkkl7dlia...@4ax.com" (by Jelliebun).
> "anna" <annamilli...@msn.com> wrote:
>
>>I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin at this NG and I want to know
>>(seriously) what a flonk is and can you pls point me towards this
>>groups FAQ so I can find out what the :
>>
>>mhm33x1
>>
>>and stuff means.
>>
>>You cliquey buch... ;)
>>
>>Ann
>>
> I refuse to respond to this obvious troll. Besides, she uses
> smileys.
Which are evil. Thankyouverymuch.
mimus
anonyme
message <MPG.19aa8a409...@news.individual.net> from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
Wot does he call you that for? Bastiche.
Per
Cuz he's a brit.
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Dave Hillstrom
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Spanky The Thunder Chicken
<an...@meow.org> wrote:
i did once today
anonyme
message <3F41A2...@bork.bork> from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
Haha, ~you~ can call him a Brit, but *I'm* not going to call an
englishman a Brit. Unless they call me a merkin.
knoxy
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knoxy
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Peter J Ross
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Yank.
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Peter J Ross
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I'm beginning to think Rocky is me.
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Dave Hillstrom
when am i ~not~ in big trouble?
Dr Entropy
following:
X:Dr Entropy <ent...@meow.org> did this:
X:
X:> On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 07:58:24 GMT, "03:15:38 GMT" <as...@mail.gr>
X:> pee'd inna snow, the following:
X:>
X:> X:"anna" <annamilli...@msn.com> did this:
X:> X:
X:> X:> I'm just a gentle, innocent virgin
X:> X:
X:> X:HI, ANNA.
X:> X:
X:> X:> at this NG
X:> X:
X:> X:Oh.
X:>
X:> Lecherous bastage.
X:
X:Thank you.
You're welcome.
Spanky The Thunder Chicken
"news:MPG.19abda357...@news.individual.net" (by knoxy).
No, I don't believe I've heard that one from the brit.
knoxy
p...@petitmorte.net says...
busy doing errr... other 'things'.
--
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mhm34x10
knoxy
knoxy
He even went in to the 'English Shop' in sweden to start an argument
because they had the Union Jack outside. The guy at the shop took it
pretty well though.
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mhm34x10
Peter J Ross
So? I have *two* hands.
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Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from knoxy:
>In article <Xns93DC78EEC56...@207.69.154.202>, an...@meow.org
Was it upside down?
Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's an
urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's also
familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we *are* the
same person.
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Dave Hillstrom
freakish mornington crescent players. <mumble><mumble>
Peter J Ross
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Leytonstone.
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mhm34x8
Spanky The Thunder Chicken
Wasn't there an invasion of the mornington crescent group, once upon
a time?
Dave Hillstrom
yes. im pretty sure they beat us up pretty good, too, what with their
railstations and crazy jabbering.
knoxy
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knoxy
p...@petitmorte.net says...
isn't an english flag and so on and so on in all eternity...
> Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's an
> urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
>
> Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's also
> familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we *are* the
> same person.
>
Oh no, I'm not going to ask. I don't need another lecture.
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anonyme
posted in message <m934kvsh4n6sp81ar...@4ax.com> from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
Yes?
anonyme
message <MPG.19abdbbae...@news.individual.net> from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
He deserves to be called a Brit.
><spits>
*spits*
Lorrill Buyens
their toe on a rock and hollered:
>On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 04:04:07 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>growth from Reverend Mosnar©:
>
>>Upon the glorious day of our Lord Sun, 17 Aug 2003 15:27:03 GMT, the
>>embodiment of Angels' wings. Dave Hillstrom <HUMP...@meow.org> shivered
>>with passion, looked about, and finally uttered,:
>>
>>>On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 12:19:58 +0100, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross <p...@petitmorte.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 10:10:06 +0100, a team of surgeons from
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>>>>growth from knoxy:
>>>>Of course he isn't. There's no such thing as a "brit".
>>>>
>>>>>The silly brit.
>>>>
>>>>Sjilly fjoreigner.
>>>
>>>ahem. isnt it called the british isles?
>>>
>>>and, on a serious note, isnt the term "british" a nationality, an
>>>allegiance to the throne of the british empire, where england is a
>>>geographical designation?
>>>
>>>i mean, im swedish and irish and scottish, and i was born in the
>>>commonwealth of massachusetts, but i call myself american. even
>>>though that lumps me in with Long Island, New Jersey, and California.
>>>mheh
>>
>>This explains much.
>>
>>Unfortunate, but true.
>>
>>My condolences you furrin fjcker.
>
>I think the name Hillstrom was already a clue.
Not necessarily. My last name is Buyens, but I ain't part-Belgian like
my stepfather, (I.e., you forgot intermarriage and adoption, you durn
sjilly. Oh yeah, and namechanges, too.)
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MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #28; WSD: #3
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division
"I ZM NOT FIRGIT."
- The title of a thread started by an apparently
drunk Incantatrix, in aav3f
Peter J Ross
Aye.
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Peter J Ross
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>In article <3JtCP0U6JIGOdQ...@4ax.com>, Dave Hillstrom
>Lesser Chippingham.
Monks' Widgeon.
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Dave Hillstrom
Weasel's Vomit.
Byte Me
the following communication:
> Um, he used both his hands for what he was doing.
>
Wow, was it _that_ big................................?
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> Aye.
>
Oui.
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Yes.
E.g., I'm a Pjer on my great-uncle's side.
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Peter J Ross
That sounds like me, too.
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Peter J Ross
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>In article <ft05kvkcso55ba824...@4ax.com>, Peter J Ross
>Cockfosters.
Monument.
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Peter J Ross
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Lark's Despair.
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Peter J Ross
I think he may have failed to give you all the relevant info.
>> Flying the flag the wrong way up isn't a distress signal - that's an
>> urban myth - but it's pretty stupid.
>>
>> Ask Rocky - since he's hardly ever here himself, alas - if he's also
>> familiar with the rules of Mornington Crescent. If so, we *are* the
>> same person.
>>
>Oh no, I'm not going to ask. I don't need another lecture.
Cjoward.
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Spanky The Thunder Chicken
Dave's Libido.
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Entropy's End.
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Dave Hillstrom
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!! I WIN!!!!! PAY UP YOU CHEAPSKATES.
Dave Hillstrom
Piglet-On-Eyeore
Peter J Ross
Whiskers-On-Kittens
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Peter J Ross
You forgot we were using the Double Bonaparte Rule, didn't you?
You now have to miss a turn. My go.
Virgin's Knockers.
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knoxy
says...
stupid norwegians>
> ><spits>
>
> *spits*
>
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mhm34x10
knoxy
buy...@interlacken.com says...
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knoxy
byt...@nana.com says...
> knoxy <kn...@post.com> put fingertips to keyboard and tap-tap-tapped out
> the following communication:
>
> > Um, he used both his hands for what he was doing.
> >
>
> Wow, was it _that_ big................................?
>
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