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Mar 19, 2003, 7:23:39 AM3/19/03
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Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere.
Tizzy seems to have lost 10 lbs overnight.

Amanda

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Mar 19, 2003, 8:46:28 AM3/19/03
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>From: "00:00:00Hg" s...@tan.evil
>Date: 3/19/2003 4:23 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
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>Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere. > Tizzy seems to have lost 10
lbs overnight.


(( : CONGRATULATIONS :))

Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten pictures! :)))


=Pixie/Amanda
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Drinking Onions

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Mar 19, 2003, 9:28:36 AM3/19/03
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> >Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere. > Tizzy seems to have
lost 10
> lbs overnight.

Thats some diet! Lol

> (( : CONGRATULATIONS :))

Same here. :)

> Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten pictures!
:)))

Behind the chairs or any other nice and frequented area? Ditto the piccies.
:D

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Ian McCarthy

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Mar 19, 2003, 9:33:12 AM3/19/03
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"Drinking Onions" <oni...@onions.com> wrote in message
news:b59ur0$27afr3$1...@ID-141731.news.dfncis.de...

> > >Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere. > Tizzy seems to have
> lost 10
> > lbs overnight.
>
> Thats some diet! Lol
>
> > (( : CONGRATULATIONS :))
>
> Same here. :)
>
> > Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten pictures!
> :)))

How about the oven or the microwave?

>
> Behind the chairs or any other nice and frequented area? Ditto the
piccies.
> :D
>

Bags the leftovers!


mmmm kittens

=P


Ian
(weee)


00:00:00Hg

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Mar 19, 2003, 9:43:28 AM3/19/03
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In article <20030319084628...@mb-ch.aol.com>, "Amanda"
<aman...@aol.command> wrote:

Found them in a closet. 5 of them. I named the cute one Amanda and
I named the striped one Kevin M. and I named the black one HiEv.
The remaining two appear to be of unknown extraction, possibly
opossum or coon, so I am at a loss at nameing them so I'll leave that
task to the wife.

>
>
>
>
> =Pixie/Amanda
> www.thevwa.com
>
>

HiEv

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Mar 19, 2003, 12:29:03 PM3/19/03
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00:00:00Hg wrote:
> Amanda wrote:

> > 00:00:00Hg wrote:
> > > Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere.
> > > Tizzy seems to have lost 10 lbs overnight.
> >
> > (( : CONGRATULATIONS :))
> >
> > Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten pictures!
> > :)))
>
> Found them in a closet. 5 of them. I named the cute one Amanda and
> I named the striped one Kevin M. and I named the black one HiEv.

LOL. I'm honored. FYI, it's pronounced "high-ev'".

> The remaining two appear to be of unknown extraction, possibly
> opossum or coon, so I am at a loss at nameing them so I'll leave that
> task to the wife.

Maybe that's what you could call them? Opossum and Coon.

Anyways, enjoy!

<HiEv likes cats> :-)

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Mar 19, 2003, 1:00:27 PM3/19/03
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In article <3E78A941...@someoneelse.invalid>, "HiEv"
<sp...@someoneelse.invalid> wrote:

> 00:00:00Hg wrote:
>> Amanda wrote:
>> > 00:00:00Hg wrote:
>> > > Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere. Tizzy seems to have
>> > > lost 10 lbs overnight.
>> >
>> > (( : CONGRATULATIONS :))
>> >
>> > Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten
>> > pictures! :)))
>>
>> Found them in a closet. 5 of them. I named the cute one Amanda and I
>> named the striped one Kevin M. and I named the black one HiEv.
>
> LOL. I'm honored. FYI, it's pronounced "high-ev'".

I know. Like a VanDeGraff on steriods.

>
>> The remaining two appear to be of unknown extraction, possibly
>> opossum or coon, so I am at a loss at nameing them so I'll leave
>> that task to the wife.
>
> Maybe that's what you could call them? Opossum and Coon.

What? And have people think I'm a redneck when I call them?

Calling their mom is bad enough when I stick my head out the
door and yell "Here Tiz,.. Here Tiz!"

Amanda

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Mar 19, 2003, 4:05:12 PM3/19/03
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>From: "00:00:00Hg" s...@tan.evil
>Date: 3/19/2003 6:43 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
<Hf%da.6322$Zo.7...@dfw-read.news.verio.net>

> Found them in a closet. 5 of them. I named the cute one Amanda and
> I named the striped one Kevin M. and I named the black one HiEv.> The
remaining two appear to be of unknown extraction, possibly > opossum or coon,
so I am at a loss at nameing them so I'll leave that > task to the wife.

Thank you! :))) What does she look like?


=Pixie/Amanda
www.thevwa.com


HiEv

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Mar 19, 2003, 5:24:17 PM3/19/03
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00:00:00Hg wrote:
> HiEv wrote:
[snip]

> > Maybe that's what you could call them? Opossum and Coon.
>
> What? And have people think I'm a redneck when I call them?
>
> Calling their mom is bad enough when I stick my head out the
> door and yell "Here Tiz,.. Here Tiz!"
[snip]

Actually, that one makes you sound like you're British and you just
found something. "Here 'tiz!" ;-)

Saberwolf

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Mar 19, 2003, 5:32:26 PM3/19/03
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mm tasty kttens. Oh no the lycanthropy has returned
(Saberwolf jumps out of a window and then runs towards the hills howling at
the moon)

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Ewen

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Mar 19, 2003, 6:14:31 PM3/19/03
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In article <Hf%da.6322$Zo.7...@dfw-read.news.verio.net>, s...@tan.evil
says...

Give one of them to Don, so he can stuff it up his butt (his ass is just
too big for a gerbil). It's probably the closest thing to sex he'll
ever know.

00:00:00Hg

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Mar 19, 2003, 7:57:36 PM3/19/03
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In article <3E78EE75...@someoneelse.invalid>, "HiEv"
<sp...@someoneelse.invalid> wrote:

> Actually, that one makes you sound like you're British and you just
> found something. "Here 'tiz!" ;-)

My mother's maden name is Leakey.

Amanda

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Mar 20, 2003, 1:17:43 AM3/20/03
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>From: "Saberwolf" spam.a...@spammersbuggeroff.com
>Date: 3/19/2003 2:32 PM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
<s76ea.162$no...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>

>mm tasty kttens. Oh no the lycanthropy has returned >(Saberwolf jumps out of a
window and then runs towards the hills howling at >the moon)

Nope! It was my foot meeting with your tail that sent you out the window, LOL
Now be nice to the lil kittems!


=Pixie/Amanda
www.thevwa.com


Amanda

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Mar 20, 2003, 1:25:29 AM3/20/03
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>From: Ewen ew...@infe.stat.ion
>Date: 3/19/2003 3:14 PM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
<MPG.18e2c3e47...@news.alt.net>

>Give one of them to Don, so he can stuff it up his butt (his ass is just
>too big for a gerbil). It's probably the closest thing to sex he'll ever
know.


You disgusting kitten hater freak!
You seem to know quit a bit about this sick stuff! ICK!
::: Getting my new pet:::
Geeeet him Wolfy!!! Chew him up real good!


=Pixie/Amanda
www.thevwa.com


Ceriel Nosforit

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Mar 20, 2003, 8:08:38 AM3/20/03
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Mee too! =D

/me waits patiently.

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Mar 20, 2003, 9:41:50 AM3/20/03
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In article <s76ea.162$no...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>, "Saberwolf"
<spam.a...@spammersbuggeroff.com> wrote:

> mm tasty kttens. Oh no the lycanthropy has returned (Saberwolf jumps out
> of a window and then runs towards the hills howling at the moon)

A Seawolf can pull that off any time he wants if he drops his pants
in front of a mirror and looks at his butt.

00:00:00Hg

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Mar 20, 2003, 9:48:02 AM3/20/03
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In article <20030320011743...@mb-df.aol.com>, "Amanda"
<aman...@aol.command> wrote:

Yep, one of `em looks like a coon whos mask slipped down
under his eyes. The black one is fuzzy headed and reminds
me of Don King.

It will be a few days before these queer little kittens come out
of the closet. Tizzy get a tad upset if we mess with them.

>
>
> =Pixie/Amanda
> www.thevwa.com
>
>

00:00:00Hg

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Mar 20, 2003, 9:51:52 AM3/20/03
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In article <20030320012529...@mb-df.aol.com>, "Amanda"
<aman...@aol.command> wrote:

>>From: Ewen ew...@infe.stat.ion
>>Date: 3/19/2003 3:14 PM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
> <MPG.18e2c3e47...@news.alt.net>
>
>>Give one of them to Don, so he can stuff it up his butt (his ass is just
>>too big for a gerbil). It's probably the closest thing to sex he'll
>>ever
> know.
>
>
> You disgusting kitten hater freak!

He's just begging for a porqpine.

00:00:00Hg

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Mar 20, 2003, 9:53:02 AM3/20/03
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In article <t8fj7v0ic4ln5mm07...@4ax.com>, "Ceriel Nosforit"
<tos...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On 19 Mar 2003 13:46:28 GMT, aman...@aol.command (Amanda) wrote:
>
>>>From: "00:00:00Hg" s...@tan.evil
>>>Date: 3/19/2003 4:23 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
>><CcZda.6303$Zo.7...@dfw-read.news.verio.net>
>>
>>>Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere. > Tizzy seems to have
>>>lost 10
>>lbs overnight.
>>
>>
>> (( : CONGRATULATIONS :))
>>
>>Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten pictures!
>>:)))
>
> Mee too! =D

I got to get a camera. I could put them on the scanner...

I could get you a cat scan.

>
> /me waits patiently.
>

Saberwolf

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Mar 20, 2003, 12:35:04 PM3/20/03
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> You disgusting kitten hater freak!
> You seem to know quit a bit about this sick stuff! ICK!
> ::: Getting my new pet:::
> Geeeet him Wolfy!!! Chew him up real good!
>
>
> =Pixie/Amanda
> www.thevwa.com
>
>

Hey it stops me from eating the kttens. Now come here, WAIT thats cheating
come down out of that tree. Oh well it looks like Ewen is going to be having
an unusual night, especially since i havn't had my ice cream today.
Saberwolf

Laughing Mushrooms

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Mar 20, 2003, 12:35:07 PM3/20/03
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Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth and drowned!


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Ceriel Nosforit

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Mar 20, 2003, 1:20:44 PM3/20/03
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On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 08:48:02 -0600, "00:00:00Hg" <s...@tan.evil> wrote:

>In article <20030320011743...@mb-df.aol.com>, "Amanda"
><aman...@aol.command> wrote:
>
>>>From: "Saberwolf" spam.a...@spammersbuggeroff.com Date: 3/19/2003
>>>2:32 PM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
>> <s76ea.162$no...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>

>queer little kittens come out of the closet.

...

That _was_ intentional, wasn't it?

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Mar 20, 2003, 1:22:34 PM3/20/03
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As long as you don't close the lid on the scanner, a cat scan is fine
by me. =)

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Mar 21, 2003, 1:25:48 PM3/21/03
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In article <20030320123507...@mb-bj.aol.com>, "Laughing
Mushrooms" <dcj...@aol.com> wrote:

> Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth and
> drowned!

Naw, that's Dixie Chicks you are thinking about.

00:00:00Hg

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In article <eg1k7v843vjbud0r4...@4ax.com>, "Ceriel Nosforit"
<tos...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 08:48:02 -0600, "00:00:00Hg" <s...@tan.evil> wrote:
>
>>In article <20030320011743...@mb-df.aol.com>, "Amanda"
>><aman...@aol.command> wrote:
>>
>>>>From: "Saberwolf" spam.a...@spammersbuggeroff.com Date: 3/19/2003
>>>>2:32 PM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
>>> <s76ea.162$no...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>
>
>>queer little kittens come out of the closet.
>
> ...
>
> That _was_ intentional, wasn't it?
>

It made me laugh when I saw the chance for a pun. You?

00:00:00Hg

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Mar 21, 2003, 1:29:45 PM3/21/03
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In article <4k1k7vch1ncro71kl...@4ax.com>, "Ceriel Nosforit"
<tos...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2003 08:53:02 -0600, "00:00:00Hg" <s...@tan.evil> wrote:
>
>>In article <t8fj7v0ic4ln5mm07...@4ax.com>, "Ceriel
>>Nosforit" <tos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 19 Mar 2003 13:46:28 GMT, aman...@aol.command (Amanda) wrote:
>>>
>>>>>From: "00:00:00Hg" s...@tan.evil
>>>>>Date: 3/19/2003 4:23 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
>>>><CcZda.6303$Zo.7...@dfw-read.news.verio.net>
>>>>
>>>>>Ain't found them yet. Know they are somewhere. > Tizzy seems to
>>>>>have lost 10
>>>>lbs overnight.
>>>> (( : CONGRATULATIONS :))
>>>>Have you looked in the closets yet? Pictures! Me wants kitten
>>>>pictures! :)))
>>> Mee too! =D
>>
>> I got to get a camera. I could put them on the scanner... I could get
>> you a cat scan.
>
> As long as you don't close the lid on the scanner, a cat scan is fine by
> me. =)

Well, I guess I'll have to take it out of the box and see if it will
work with the Gimp. It's new, never bothered to play with it.

>

Drinking Onions

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Mar 20, 2003, 1:36:13 PM3/20/03
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> > That _was_ intentional, wasn't it?
> >
>
> It made me laugh when I saw the chance for a pun. You?

It will be a few days before these queer little kittens come out


of the closet. Tizzy get a tad upset if we mess with them.

What happens, does she have a long stare at you and acuse you of being a
pervert. :D

HAND

Amanda

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>From: dcj...@aol.com (Laughing Mushrooms)
>Date: 3/20/2003 9:35 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
<20030320123507...@mb-bj.aol.com>

>Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth and
>drowned!

Ahhh you are going to make a nice lil chew toy for me! ok


=Pixie/Amanda
www.thevwa.com


Capricio

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Mar 20, 2003, 6:37:13 PM3/20/03
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Why?

Amanda

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Mar 20, 2003, 6:58:11 PM3/20/03
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>From: "00:00:00Hg" s...@tan.evil
>Date: 3/20/2003 6:48 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
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>
> Yep, one of `em looks like a coon whos mask slipped down under his eyes.
The black one is fuzzy headed and reminds
> me of Don King.


LOL!!! :)))

> It will be a few days before these queer little kittens come out > of the
closet. Tizzy get a tad upset if we mess with them.

well, I am lookig forward to seeing the pictures :)))


=Pixie/Amanda
www.thevwa.com


Amanda

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Mar 20, 2003, 6:59:10 PM3/20/03
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>From: "00:00:00Hg" s...@tan.evil
>Date: 3/20/2003 6:51 AM Pacific Standard Time >Message-id:
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> He's just begging for a porqpine.

Heh! He is getting a lot more then that! ;)


=Pixie/Amanda
www.thevwa.com


HiEv

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Mar 20, 2003, 7:58:41 PM3/20/03
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Capricio wrote:
> 00:00:00Hg wrote:
> > Laughing Mushrooms wrote:
> > > Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth and
> > > drowned!
> >
> > Naw, that's Dixie Chicks you are thinking about.
>
> Why?

Because one of them expressed dissatisfaction with Bush, of course!

In 00:00:00Hg's eyes that's apparently a capital offense.

SynAck

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Mar 21, 2003, 2:02:16 AM3/21/03
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On Fri, 21 Mar 2003 00:58:41 GMT, HiEv <sp...@someoneelse.invalid>
wrote:

>Capricio wrote:
>> 00:00:00Hg wrote:
>> > Laughing Mushrooms wrote:
>> > > Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth and
>> > > drowned!
>> >
>> > Naw, that's Dixie Chicks you are thinking about.
>>
>> Why?
>
>Because one of them expressed dissatisfaction with Bush, of course!
>
>In 00:00:00Hg's eyes that's apparently a capital offense.

I thought their music alone would be just enough cause ;)


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Mar 22, 2003, 6:48:59 AM3/22/03
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In article <3E7A642A...@someoneelse.invalid>, "HiEv"
<sp...@someoneelse.invalid> wrote:

> Capricio wrote:
>> 00:00:00Hg wrote:
>> > Laughing Mushrooms wrote:
>> > > Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth
>> > > and drowned!
>> >
>> > Naw, that's Dixie Chicks you are thinking about.
>>
>> Why?
>
> Because one of them expressed dissatisfaction with Bush, of course!
>
> In 00:00:00Hg's eyes that's apparently a capital offense.

I don't know what label they are on but if it is Capital they
are infeed offensive.

>

00:00:00Hg

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Mar 22, 2003, 7:07:30 AM3/22/03
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In article <c4el7vk97i5e3pagq...@4ax.com>, "SynAck"
<r0...@home.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Mar 2003 00:58:41 GMT, HiEv <sp...@someoneelse.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Capricio wrote:
>>> 00:00:00Hg wrote:
>>> > Laughing Mushrooms wrote:
>>> > > Fucking shitty things. Kittens should all be put in a bag at birth
>>> > > and drowned!
>>> >
>>> > Naw, that's Dixie Chicks you are thinking about.
>>>
>>> Why?
>>
>>Because one of them expressed dissatisfaction with Bush, of course!
>>
>>In 00:00:00Hg's eyes that's apparently a capital offense.
>
> I thought their music alone would be just enough cause ;)

The news may not have reached you guys but in Houston
the DC have been stripped of their Texas citizenship and
ex-fans have destroyed all their CD's. Heaped them in
a pile and bulldozed them. Local TV coverage made a big
deal of it. All radio stations have banned DC. In summation
I present to you the new Official Houston Texas poster children
of the War effort.

http://topofthenews.com (Click on DIXIECHICKS)

>
>

HiEv

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Mar 21, 2003, 2:08:53 PM3/21/03
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".::quasar::." wrote:
> Yeah, their music is pretty crap.
>
> But their political views are their own, and should be respected.
>
> (I also think it's funny when people will foam at the mouth about how
> great America is, and how great our freedoms are, but then burn you at
> the stake if you choose to actually use one of your freedoms to express
> your point of view.)

Very well put. (Including the part about their music being crap. ;-)

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