The greatest man ever

C e r b e r u s - T h e - D o g - O f - H e l l

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One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-
olds,

"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most
famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right
either."

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus
Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here
and I'll give you the $2."

As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know
Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus
Christ."

Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but
business is business..."

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Nov 3, 2002, 6:21:14 PM11/3/02

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I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
Jim
"C e r b e r u s - T h e - D o g - O f - H e l l"
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Spitfire

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Nov 3, 2002, 6:50:18 PM11/3/02

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Jim wrote:
>
> I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,

.....wanna start?
--
Spitfire
You done yet?

Jim

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Nov 4, 2002, 2:41:11 PM11/4/02

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Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions,
Thanks again for the laugh,
Jim
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Peter The Great

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Nov 4, 2002, 5:00:38 PM11/4/02

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it's beyond his capabilities

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Peter The Great

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Nov 4, 2002, 5:00:01 PM11/4/02

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So, that means you must be in your 80's
I didn't know they had computers in the old folks home where you live.... - i didn't think any of you old timers could see that well
anymore...
lol
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Peter The Great

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Nov 4, 2002, 5:00:20 PM11/4/02

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it would be beyond his capabilities

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Douglas D. Anderson

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Nov 4, 2002, 6:14:02 PM11/4/02

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"Jim" <enda.s...@bigfoot.com> wrote

> Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions,
> Thanks again for the laugh,
> Jim
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3DC5B60E...@my-deja.com...
> > Jim wrote:
> > >
> > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> >
> > .....wanna start?

Yeah, Spit, if only you'd send in more contributions... 2000+ a
month just ain't cuttin' it.

Spitfire

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Nov 4, 2002, 10:16:19 PM11/4/02

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Extra cheeze?

Spitfire

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Nov 4, 2002, 11:18:20 PM11/4/02

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Jim wrote:
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:3DC5B60E...@my-deja.com...
> > Jim wrote:
> > >
> > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> >
> > .....wanna start?
>
> Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions,
> Thanks again for the laugh,
> Jim

......I hate fans.......

Spitfire

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Nov 4, 2002, 11:28:31 PM11/4/02

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Peter The Great wrote:
> "Jim" <enda.s...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:3dc6cd51$1...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...

> > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message

> > > Jim wrote:
> > > >
> > > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> > >
> > > .....wanna start?
> >

> > Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions,
> > Thanks again for the laugh,
>

> it's beyond his capabilities

I actually take time out to have sex with real women.

Spitfire

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Nov 4, 2002, 11:30:56 PM11/4/02

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Peter The Great wrote:
>
> I didn't know
> i didn't think

.....well Duh.....

Spitfire

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Nov 4, 2002, 11:29:40 PM11/4/02

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Peter The Great wrote:
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3DC5B60E...@my-deja.com...
> > Jim wrote:
> > >
> > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> >
> > .....wanna start?
>
> it would be beyond his capabilities

.....kinda like expecting you to be original....

Jim

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Nov 5, 2002, 2:53:25 PM11/5/02

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Peter,
you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you
sink to to get a laugh?
Jim
"Peter The Great" <peter_t...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message
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Greg Evans

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Nov 5, 2002, 3:08:39 PM11/5/02

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Jim wrote:

> Peter,
> you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you
> sink to to get a laugh?

Considering this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.tasteless.jokes, I'd
say the answer to that is twofold:
(1) What depths of depravity will they sink to? Any, though perhaps *zoom*
might be a more accurate word.
(2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested in
"getting laughs" in the first place.

Spitfire

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Nov 5, 2002, 3:17:20 PM11/5/02

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Jim wrote:
>
> Peter,
> you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you
> sink to to get a laugh?

He dates Mel.

Spitfire

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Nov 5, 2002, 3:31:04 PM11/5/02

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Greg Evans wrote:
>
> Jim wrote:
>
> > Peter,
> > you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you
> > sink to to get a laugh?
>
> Considering this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.tasteless.jokes, I'd
> say the answer to that is twofold:
> (1) What depths of depravity will they sink to? Any, though perhaps *zoom*
> might be a more accurate word.

We have some of the finest idjits in all of usenet.

> (2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested in
> "getting laughs" in the first place.

....things are more hysterical here.....

Spitfire

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Nov 6, 2002, 5:04:10 PM11/6/02

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"Keith E." wrote:
>
> Tue, 5 Nov 2002 15:08:39 -0500 was a day just like any other,

> until "Greg Evans" <gregREM...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
>
> >Jim wrote:
> >
> >> Peter,
> >> you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you
> >> sink to to get a laugh?
> >
> >Considering this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.tasteless.jokes, I'd
> >say the answer to that is twofold:
> >(1) What depths of depravity will they sink to? Any, though perhaps *zoom*
> >might be a more accurate word.
>

> <fondly recalls the "how to fuck a five year old" thread>

>
> >(2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested in
> >"getting laughs" in the first place.
>

> Hey, it was a real rib-tickler!!!

Especially when the pelvis cracked.

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 6, 2002, 5:21:36 PM11/6/02

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On Tue, 05 Nov 2002 03:16:19 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
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>Extra cheeze?

Yup.

Spitfire

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Nov 6, 2002, 5:58:20 PM11/6/02

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......mmmmmmm,......thick crust......

/<Homer voice>

Peter The Great

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Nov 6, 2002, 6:24:00 PM11/6/02

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"Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3DC748C3...@my-deja.com...

but you dont know any... so take yerself in hand....

Peter The Great

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Nov 6, 2002, 6:24:25 PM11/6/02

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"Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3DC74908...@my-deja.com...

something you'd never achieve.....

Spitfire

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Nov 6, 2002, 6:52:40 PM11/6/02

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Peter The Great wrote:
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3DC748C3...@my-deja.com...
> > Peter The Great wrote:
> > > "Jim" <enda.s...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:3dc6cd51$1...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> > > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > > > > Jim wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> > > > >
> > > > > .....wanna start?
> > > >
> > > > Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions,
> > > > Thanks again for the laugh,
> > >
> > > it's beyond his capabilities
> >
> > I actually take time out to have sex with real women.
>

> but you dont know any... so take yerself in hand....

Hey! Let go of my dick!

.....limeys.....

Spitfire

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Nov 6, 2002, 6:53:29 PM11/6/02

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Peter The Great wrote:
>
> "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3DC74908...@my-deja.com...
> > Peter The Great wrote:
> > >
> > > "Spitfire" <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:3DC5B60E...@my-deja.com...
> > > > Jim wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> > > >
> > > > .....wanna start?
> > >
> > > it would be beyond his capabilities
> >
> > .....kinda like expecting you to be original....
>

> something you'd never achieve.....

You always say that.

Greg Evans

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Nov 5, 2002, 10:03:17 PM11/5/02

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Keith E. wrote:

> >(2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested
> > in "getting laughs" in the first place.
>

> Hey, it was a real rib-tickler!!!

Problem is, your idea of tickling ribs generally involves the use of a
ripsaw.

Spitfire

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Nov 6, 2002, 10:17:32 PM11/6/02

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"Problem"?

Mad Mac

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Nov 7, 2002, 2:28:23 AM11/7/02

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Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:<3DC82762...@my-deja.com>...

> Jim wrote:
> >
> > Peter,
> > you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you
> > sink to to get a laugh?
>
> He dates Mel.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, just fuck you very much, you pus-filled pussillanimous
pissant!!!!!! That is most *DEFINITELY* not a pretty thought!!!
Where the *HELL* is your mind????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dammit

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Mad Mac
----

reinhard_...@hotmail.com

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Nov 7, 2002, 9:25:18 AM11/7/02

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>>what you talkin bout

"Jim" <enda.s...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message news:<3dc82...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com>...

Spitfire

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Nov 7, 2002, 9:34:54 AM11/7/02

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Thanx.

Greg Evans

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Nov 7, 2002, 3:07:27 PM11/7/02

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Keith E. wrote:

> >> Hey, it was a real rib-tickler!!!
> >Problem is, your idea of tickling ribs generally involves
> > the use of a ripsaw.
>

> What would you recommend in its place?

(A) Human ribs? Try a feather. (it's even better if you tie her to the bed
first)
(B) Pork ribs? A well-honed chef's knife should be adequate.

On the other hand...

(C) If you're Bruce Willis or Sly Stallone, a ripsaw actually wouldn't be
considered overkill.

Spitfire

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Nov 7, 2002, 4:56:11 PM11/7/02

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"Keith E." wrote:
>
> Tue, 5 Nov 2002 22:03:17 -0500 was a day just like any other,

> What would you recommend in its place?

Stuffing.

Bill Colmers

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Nov 8, 2002, 6:06:53 PM11/8/02

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"Greg Evans" <gregREM...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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> Keith E. wrote:
> On the other hand...
>
> (C) If you're Bruce Willis or Sly Stallone, a ripsaw actually wouldn't be
> considered overkill.

I'm gonna get downright *medieval* on your ass!

Bill
"The 12th century: nasty, brutish and long" from Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman
and Terry Pratchett

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 10, 2002, 11:32:22 AM11/10/02

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On Fri, 8 Nov 2002 16:06:53 -0700, "Bill Colmers"
<william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:

>Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Bill, do you know anything about the progress of the movie in making?

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 10, 2002, 11:32:21 AM11/10/02

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On Wed, 06 Nov 2002 22:58:20 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 05 Nov 2002 03:16:19 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Extra cheeze?
>>
>> Yup.
>
><Homer voice>
>
>......mmmmmmm,......thick crust......
>
>/<Homer voice>

BURP

Spitfire

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Nov 10, 2002, 1:55:47 PM11/10/02

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Better now than latter.

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 12, 2002, 4:11:43 PM11/12/02

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On Sun, 10 Nov 2002 18:55:47 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:

>> BURP
>
>Better now than latter.

Even better now _and_ latter.

Spitfire

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Nov 12, 2002, 7:27:53 PM11/12/02

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Simultaneous is _always_ best.

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 16, 2002, 5:17:38 PM11/16/02

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On Wed, 13 Nov 2002 00:27:53 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 10 Nov 2002 18:55:47 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> >> BURP
>> >
>> >Better now than latter.
>>
>> Even better now _and_ latter.
>
>Simultaneous is _always_ best.

For those who can.

Spitfire

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Nov 16, 2002, 5:28:27 PM11/16/02

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...or will...

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 18, 2002, 5:23:35 PM11/18/02

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On Sat, 16 Nov 2002 22:28:27 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 13 Nov 2002 00:27:53 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Sun, 10 Nov 2002 18:55:47 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> BURP
>> >> >
>> >> >Better now than latter.
>> >>
>> >> Even better now _and_ latter.
>> >
>> >Simultaneous is _always_ best.
>>
>> For those who can.
>
>...or will...

Is there much pygthur inherit?

CheechWizard

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Nov 18, 2002, 10:00:20 PM11/18/02

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....can i masturbate and throw it at'cha??.....at least....

...xxoo...and don't just 'lay' there....numb is not operative....

Spitfire

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Nov 20, 2002, 5:53:49 PM11/20/02

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Check yer laundry.

Bill Colmers

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Nov 20, 2002, 6:58:59 PM11/20/02

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"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
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Nope, sorry, I hadn't even heard that it was being considered. The book is
*VERY* funny, and I could imagine someone with the sense of humor of Terry
Gilliam doing a film on it and being successful.

Bill
James Cameron, on the other hand....

PS. I am prescient! Look at the following links to the rumor mills (I only
looked at them after framing the response above the signature, honest Injun!

http://www.upcomingmovies.com/goodomens.html

http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/goodomens.html

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/36502p1.html

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/07/10/2359224&mode=thread&tid=97

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 23, 2002, 3:07:27 PM11/23/02

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On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 22:53:49 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 16 Nov 2002 22:28:27 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Wed, 13 Nov 2002 00:27:53 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> wrote:

>> >> >Simultaneous is _always_ best.
>> >>
>> >> For those who can.
>> >
>> >...or will...
>>
>> Is there much pygthur inherit?
>
>Check yer laundry.

You use such dirty words - "laundry" - yuck!

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 23, 2002, 3:07:28 PM11/23/02

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On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 03:00:20 GMT, "CheechWizard" <loc...@a.titty.bar>
wrote:

>
>....can i masturbate and throw it at'cha??

I give you credit for overcoming your problems that your penis is not
long enough for a regular intercourse.

ur_droll

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Nov 23, 2002, 3:36:02 PM11/23/02

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"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message

news:3ddfb279...@news.eunet-ag.at...
: On Tue, 19 Nov 2002 03:00:20 GMT, "CheechWizard" <loc...@a.titty.bar>

CheechWizard

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Nov 23, 2002, 7:36:30 PM11/23/02

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...have sumone else do it for ya.....not clever enuff??...
...bend and snatch, bend and snatch....damn...my beer
is gettin' just watchin' u....

...xxoo...use the cheap stuff.....dollar general....trust me....heh

CheechWizard

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Nov 23, 2002, 7:41:22 PM11/23/02

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...n i give u credit for a snatch that is so wide that even
a 10 incher couldn't touch the sides....been a lot-o-trafffic
in there....police won't even direct....n letz talk about yer
titz....no...sorry....letz don't....spray a little 'windex' on'em
and the bathroom is clean......

...xxoo...marry me....i need a warm place to hide...dry of course...

Spitfire

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Nov 24, 2002, 3:35:05 AM11/24/02

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"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>
> On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 22:53:49 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> wrote:
>
> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sat, 16 Nov 2002 22:28:27 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Wed, 13 Nov 2002 00:27:53 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> >> wrote:
>
> >> >> >Simultaneous is _always_ best.
> >> >>
> >> >> For those who can.
> >> >
> >> >...or will...
> >>
> >> Is there much pygthur inherit?
> >
> >Check yer laundry.
>
> You use such dirty words - "laundry" - yuck!

Would you prefer "whites"?

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 25, 2002, 5:52:01 PM11/25/02

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On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 00:41:22 GMT, "CheechWizard" <loc...@a.titty.bar>
wrote:

>...xxoo...marry me....

What a romantic proposal.

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 25, 2002, 5:52:02 PM11/25/02

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On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 08:35:05 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>Would you prefer "whites"?

Maybe I am a racist?

Elisabeth Müller

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Nov 25, 2002, 5:52:03 PM11/25/02

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On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:58:59 -0700, "Bill Colmers"
<william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:

>http://www.upcomingmovies.com/goodomens.html
>
>http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/goodomens.html
>
>http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/36502p1.html
>
>http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/07/10/2359224&mode=thread&tid=97

Definitely worth reading.

Will it be the end of the world?

Spitfire

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Nov 25, 2002, 7:44:25 PM11/25/02

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I expected at least an 'xxx' on the jug.

Spitfire

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Nov 25, 2002, 7:45:09 PM11/25/02

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Yer in NASCAR?

Elisabeth Müller

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Dec 2, 2002, 5:24:11 PM12/2/02

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On Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:44:25 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 00:41:22 GMT, "CheechWizard" <loc...@a.titty.bar>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >...xxoo...marry me....
>>
>> What a romantic proposal.
>
>I expected at least an 'xxx' on the jug.

And the groom signs with x xxx (because he's a Dr)

Elisabeth Müller

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Dec 8, 2002, 10:54:22 AM12/8/02

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On Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:45:09 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 08:35:05 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Would you prefer "whites"?
>>
>> Maybe I am a racist?
>
>Yer in NASCAR?

No, I am running.

Spitfire

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Dec 8, 2002, 3:02:48 PM12/8/02

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Don't move, I'll get a towel.

Elisabeth Müller

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Dec 15, 2002, 10:02:08 AM12/15/02

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On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:02:48 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:45:09 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 08:35:05 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Would you prefer "whites"?
>> >>
>> >> Maybe I am a racist?
>> >
>> >Yer in NASCAR?
>>
>> No, I am running.
>
>Don't move, I'll get a towel.

Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.

ur_droll

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: On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:02:48 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>

Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand

Spitfire

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"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>
> On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:02:48 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> wrote:
>
> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:45:09 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Sun, 24 Nov 2002 08:35:05 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Would you prefer "whites"?
> >> >>
> >> >> Maybe I am a racist?
> >> >
> >> >Yer in NASCAR?
> >>
> >> No, I am running.
> >
> >Don't move, I'll get a towel.
>
> Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.

.....I'm lucky that way....

Spitfire

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Dec 16, 2002, 5:17:29 AM12/16/02

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If it's on the back of yer head.

Elisabeth Müller

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Dec 18, 2002, 4:50:37 PM12/18/02

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On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 06:11:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz>
wrote:

>
>"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:3dfc94cc...@news.eunet-ag.at...

>: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.

>
>Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand

Interesting technique.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 10:17:22 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
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Where is the towel now?

Spitfire

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Dec 18, 2002, 6:16:31 PM12/18/02

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Like me to give you a hand?

Spitfire

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Dec 18, 2002, 6:17:26 PM12/18/02

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I'll go get it for ya.

ur_droll

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Dec 19, 2002, 1:12:54 AM12/19/02

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: On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 06:11:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz>

comes in handy

Spitfire

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ur_droll wrote:
>
> "Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
> news:3e00ec2a...@news.eunet-ag.at...
> : On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 06:11:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz>
> : wrote:
> :
> : >
> : >"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
> : >news:3dfc94cc...@news.eunet-ag.at...
> :
> : >: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
> : >
> : >Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand
> :
> : Interesting technique.
>
> comes in handy

......this from our resident handy'man'......

ur_droll

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everything brings a lump to your throat

Spitfire

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Dec 19, 2002, 5:30:53 AM12/19/02

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> everything brings a lump to your throat

Oh look,...yer choking...

ur_droll

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Dec 19, 2002, 5:45:15 AM12/19/02

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_you_ with a mouthful of my cock

Spitfire

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Dec 19, 2002, 7:31:38 AM12/19/02

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You say in desperation.

ur_droll

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: Thu, 19 Dec 2002 19:12:54 +1300 was a day just like any other,

: until "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
:
: >
: >"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message

: >news:3e00ec2a...@news.eunet-ag.at...

: >: On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 06:11:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz>
: >: wrote:
: >:
: >: >
: >: >"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
: >: >news:3dfc94cc...@news.eunet-ag.at...
: >:
: >: >: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
: >: >
: >: >Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand
: >:
: >: Interesting technique.
: >
: >comes in handy

:
: Get Handi-Wipes!
:
:

What's with the "s"

Elisabeth Müller

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On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:16:31 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

Err ... no, thanks.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:17:26 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 10:17:22 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:02:48 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> >Don't move, I'll get a towel.
>> >>
>> >> Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
>> >
>> >.....I'm lucky that way....
>>
>> Where is the towel now?
>
>I'll go get it for ya.

Pygthurr late now.

Spitfire

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Dec 23, 2002, 3:07:02 AM12/23/02

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I have plenty.

Spitfire

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Dec 23, 2002, 3:08:50 AM12/23/02

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Damn,....that cervix was thirsty!

Elisabeth Müller

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On Mon, 23 Dec 2002 08:07:02 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:16:31 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 06:11:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>> >> >news:3dfc94cc...@news.eunet-ag.at...
>> >>
>> >> >: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
>> >> >
>> >> >Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand
>> >>
>> >> Interesting technique.
>> >
>> >Like me to give you a hand?
>>
>> Err ... no, thanks.
>
><looking in barrel>
>
>I have plenty.

You have a barrel full of hands?

Elisabeth Müller

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On Mon, 23 Dec 2002 08:08:50 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:17:26 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 10:17:22 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:02:48 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> >Don't move, I'll get a towel.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
>> >> >
>> >> >.....I'm lucky that way....
>> >>
>> >> Where is the towel now?
>> >
>> >I'll go get it for ya.
>>
>> Pygthurr late now.
>
>Damn,....that cervix was thirsty!

You should have known, my deer.

Greg Evans

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Dec 23, 2002, 6:51:53 PM12/23/02

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Elisabeth Müller wrote:

> >> >Like me to give you a hand?
> >> Err ... no, thanks.
> ><looking in barrel>
> >I have plenty.
>
> You have a barrel full of hands?

...and professional jealousy rears its ugly head....

Spitfire

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"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>
> On Mon, 23 Dec 2002 08:07:02 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> wrote:
>
> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >>
> >> On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:16:31 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 06:11:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
> >> >> >news:3dfc94cc...@news.eunet-ag.at...
> >> >>
> >> >> >: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand
> >> >>
> >> >> Interesting technique.
> >> >
> >> >Like me to give you a hand?
> >>
> >> Err ... no, thanks.
> >
> ><looking in barrel>
> >
> >I have plenty.
>
> You have a barrel full of hands?

YBF trophys.

Spitfire

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Dec 28, 2002, 10:00:03 PM12/28/02

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"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>
> On Mon, 23 Dec 2002 08:08:50 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> wrote:
>
> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >>
> >> On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:17:26 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Mon, 16 Dec 2002 10:17:22 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:02:48 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Don't move, I'll get a towel.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >.....I'm lucky that way....
> >> >>
> >> >> Where is the towel now?
> >> >
> >> >I'll go get it for ya.
> >>
> >> Pygthurr late now.
> >
> >Damn,....that cervix was thirsty!
>
> You should have known, my deer.

Ya want a buck?

Kashia

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Dec 29, 2002, 1:44:57 AM12/29/02

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Spitfire wrote:

>: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
>Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand
> Interesting technique.
>Like me to give you a hand?
> Err ... no, thanks.
><looking in barrel>
>I have plenty.
> You have a barrel full of hands?
> YBF trophys.

i have their hearts in a jar on my desk..... <eg>
--
Kashia
(*)(*)
----
I can see your problem.
You have an error in your STK (Seat to Keyboard)
Interface.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 17:44:57 +1100, Kashia <bobby_...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Spitfire wrote:
>
>>: Isn't that typical male? They always come empty-handed.
>>Most unusual for spiffy boy...... he normally comes in his hand
>> Interesting technique.
>>Like me to give you a hand?
>> Err ... no, thanks.
>><looking in barrel>
>>I have plenty.
>> You have a barrel full of hands?
>> YBF trophys.
>
>i have their hearts in a jar on my desk..... <eg>

Are there some bodyparts left for my collection?

Elisabeth Müller

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On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 03:00:03 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
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Yes, my fallow.

Spitfire

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Dec 31, 2002, 3:48:11 AM12/31/02

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There's really not much to them.

Spitfire

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Dec 31, 2002, 3:50:47 AM12/31/02

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Good,....I'm in a rut....

ur_droll

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Dec 31, 2002, 2:32:38 PM12/31/02

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: On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 17:44:57 +1100, Kashia <bobby_...@hotmail.com>

she ain't using any brains

CheechWizard

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Dec 31, 2002, 5:45:18 PM12/31/02

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....damn yer cheap...do u swallow??....

Elisabeth Müller

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Jan 1, 2003, 10:07:53 AM1/1/03

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On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 08:48:11 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
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Don't be shy.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 08:50:47 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 03:00:03 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Mon, 23 Dec 2002 08:08:50 GMT, Spitfire <spitf...@my-deja.com>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> >Damn,....that cervix was thirsty!
>> >>
>> >> You should have known, my deer.
>> >
>> >Ya want a buck?
>>
>> Yes, my fallow.
>
>Good,....I'm in a rut....

You should try something new ... <eg>

CheechWizard

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Jan 1, 2003, 4:52:00 PM1/1/03

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...then show us yer tit(s).....

> Don't be shy.
>

CheechWizard

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Jan 1, 2003, 4:53:35 PM1/1/03

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...nor is she usin' her tit(s)....

CheechWizard

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Jan 1, 2003, 4:54:45 PM1/1/03

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....yes, i agree....try death....bringz on many changez....

Elisabeth Müller

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They are hard pygthur find in atj.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 22:45:18 GMT, "CheechWizard"
<CheechWiza...@a.titty.bar> wrote:

>....damn yer cheap...do u swallow??....

African or European?

Spitfire

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Jan 2, 2003, 12:54:01 AM1/2/03

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Fine,....want a barrel full of eyes?
--
Spitfire
You Done Yet?

Spitfire

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Jan 2, 2003, 12:55:13 AM1/2/03

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Are you trying to get my goat?

ur_droll

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don't look at me

Spitfire

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ur_droll wrote:
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> "Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
> news:3e130a75...@news.eunet-ag.at...
> : On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 08:32:38 +1300, "ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> :
> : >
> : >"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
> : >news:3e1076c5...@news.eunet-ag.at...
> : >: On Sun, 29 Dec 2002 17:44:57 +1100, Kashia <bobby_...@hotmail.com>
> : >: wrote:
> :
> : >: >i have their hearts in a jar on my desk..... <eg>
> : >:
> : >: Are there some bodyparts left for my collection?
> : >
> : >she ain't using any brains
> :
> : They are hard pygthur find in atj.
>
> don't look at me

.....goes without saying......

ur_droll

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then perhaps you should tell us again