Christian Feminists?
Umbricia
Christ spoke against sexual abuse of women, which was practiced by the
Romans. Modern feminists speak against the physical and mental abuse.
Just like Christianity suffered a huge backlash, so does feminism today.
(I am a Catholic feminist.)
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Umbricia <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> I thinck, that feminism is an extention of Christian faith.
Jesus
> Christ spoke against sexual abuse of women, which was practiced by the
> Romans. Modern feminists speak against the physical and mental abuse.
> Just like Christianity suffered a huge backlash, so does feminism
today.
> (I am a Catholic feminist.)
Christianity suffered a backlash for teach TRUTH. Most do not want to
hear the truth but only want to have their ears ticked. Most churches
would not know truth if it flashed neon lights in front of them on a
dark night. They are only "make me feel good" groups of people. You
are right on one point, Jeuse may well have been considred a feminist
by our standards, He told MEN to cast the first stone to a woman
caught in adultry IF they were without sin themself. Of course NONE of
us are, He also told her to go and sin no more. Jesus was also
honest enough to call sin SIN. We white wash it into something else.
He told us to turn the other cheek not to shoot someone in their
sleep. He told us to pray for those who abuse us We falsely accuse
them. Thed backlash to Christianity was to them telling the truth.
The backlash to feminism is due to detortion of facts (which is really
telling a lie) They have faked evidence to make a problem (although
large) seem much larger then it is. The are keeping fathers from their
children and that is violating GOD'S LAW so how can anyone advocating
this be following God? This group advocated violence in that they are
highly supportive of those who do use it against husbands instead of
calling for personal accountablity. They deny ANY women did anything
to provoke the abuse and often overlook and deny any have abused the
man many times before he ever did anything back. There are so many
other things I could say and so many links I can post but I do feel
these things are going on deaf ears. When one is WILLFULLY BLIND then
there is little use to try to show them light. if any really do care
to know the truth, e-mail me!
>
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FOR ALL
WITHOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS THE FEMINST MOVEMENT WOULD NOT EXIST!
Umbricia
> Do you believe, as Mary does, that Jesus was a woman?
He was a man -- and a great men; very much unlike most (but not all!)
modern American men. When he spoke up about sexual violations, he was
"politically incorrect", since nearly all Roman soldiers had regular
relations with prostitutes. But unlike modern feminists, who tolerate
opposing views, Romans killed anyone, who opposed them.
Even today, there are men, who speak up against the growing attack on
women (look at this newsgroup):
1) http://www.uusocialjustice.org/Issues/MenAgainstViolence.htm
scot...@my-deja.com
Umbricia <daria...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> > Do you believe, as Mary does, that Jesus was a woman?
>
> He was a man -- and a great men; very much unlike most (but not
all!)
> modern American men.
Interesting statement for a catholic to make: Jesus was like other
men...
> When he spoke up about sexual violations
uhuh and what passage of the bible refers to this?
>, he was "politically
> incorrect", since nearly all Roman soldiers had regular
> relations with prostitutes. But unlike modern feminists, who tolerate
> opposing views, Romans killed anyone, who opposed them.
I suppose drowning opposing voices in a sea of jeers, catcalls and
white noise for the sole purpose of preventing opposing voices from
being heard qualifies as "tolerance" when compared with killing people
who oppose you. Actually allowing opposing voices to be heard would be
better. Feminism has yet to figure out how to manage to remain silent
while someone expresses an idea they don't approve of though.
> Even today, there are men, who speak up against the growing
>attack on women (look at this newsgroup):
There is no attack on women. Attacks on feminist bigotry abound,
however.
[snip]
Madog Velkor
chorttled merrily:
>
>> Do you believe, as Mary does, that Jesus was a woman?
>
> He was a man -- and a great men; very much unlike most (but not all!)
>modern American men. When he spoke up about sexual violations, he was
>"politically incorrect", since nearly all Roman soldiers had regular
>relations with prostitutes. But unlike modern feminists, who tolerate
>opposing views, Romans killed anyone, who opposed them.
>
Not true. The Romans were very tolerant. All they asked was that you
add the Emperor to the Gods you worship, for the greater glory of the
Empire. Every place conquered by the Romans benifited massively. The
only place that didn't was Judea, since the natives refused to obey
Roman law. The Romans were violent and often brutal, but they were
always tolerant as long as your practices didn't hurt the Empire.
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Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen
Madog Velkor wrote in message <381e1561...@news.mpinet.net>...
>
>Not true. The Romans were very tolerant. All they asked was that you
>add the Emperor to the Gods you worship, for the greater glory of the
>Empire. Every place conquered by the Romans benifited massively. The
>only place that didn't was Judea, since the natives refused to obey
>Roman law. The Romans were violent and often brutal, but they were
>always tolerant as long as your practices didn't hurt the Empire.
Sorry Madog, but i dont buy that. Any invasion, even one with the natives
best interests in mind (which they all seem to) causes problems. As soon as
you become part of a larger empire you become a pawn of that empire; Korean
war mean anything to you?
Plus the invading forces are generally more fucked up than the invadees.
When the 'colonists' (invaders) first landed in this once great country,
they immediately set about destroying the native culture and replacing it
with one that was evolved to suit England.
Madog Velkor
<butt...@anti-social.com> chorttled merrily:
It was a bit different with the Romans. The Romans only really cared
about the urban centers. They left the peassants mostly to themselves.
In Europe this resulted in Romans building towns in the conquered
areas. In the towns the Roman culture was strong, while in the country
they had a more traditional culture. It wasn't until the Germans came
along and applied Roman ideas to the spread of German culture that the
native European culture was wiped out. Oh course, no invasions are
pleasant, but in the long run, the Roman invasions were good things.
The two phases of European Imperialism are much different from the
Ancient Imperialism. They both had a religous aspect that was lacking
in Roman conquests. It's interesting to note that of the only two
places never incoporated into a European Empire, Japan banned
Christianity outright, and Ethopia was already Christian.
Norman G. Owen
> Ancient Imperialism. They both had a religous aspect that was lacking
> in Roman conquests. It's interesting to note that of the only two
> places never incoporated into a European Empire, Japan banned
> Christianity outright, and Ethopia was already Christian.
And China? And Siam (Thailand)? And Korea?
If you're going to generalize about imperialism, you really should study
some world history. Just a suggestion.
Phil
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| On Mon, 01 Nov 1999 19:23:32 GMT, Umbricia <daria...@my-deja.com>
| chorttled merrily:
|
| >
| >> Do you believe, as Mary does, that Jesus was a woman?
| >
| > He was a man -- and a great men; very much unlike most (but not all!)
| >modern American men. When he spoke up about sexual violations, he was
| >"politically incorrect", since nearly all Roman soldiers had regular
| >relations with prostitutes. But unlike modern feminists, who tolerate
| >opposing views, Romans killed anyone, who opposed them.
| >
|
| add the Emperor to the Gods you worship, for the greater glory of the
| Empire. Every place conquered by the Romans benifited massively. The
| only place that didn't was Judea, since the natives refused to obey
| Roman law. The Romans were violent and often brutal, but they were
| always tolerant as long as your practices didn't hurt the Empire.
|
"Apart from that --- What have the Romans ever done for us??"
Quote from the "Life Of Brian"
:-o)
Phil
PangK
Military intelligence?
OXYMORONS?
Madog Velkor
chorttled merrily:
China had all the good parts on the coast under European control. It
was only the American desire to keep the Chinese market open to all
nations that prevented it from being physically conquered, it was
already under de facto control of various European interests. Korea
was conquered by Japan, and fell under Japan's "protection". I'm not
sure about Siam, but I know it had some fairly progressive leadership.
It might be another exmaple.
Phil
kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied to???
Phil
Johnny Flowerpotman <jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> wrote in message
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| Umbricia <daria...@my-deja.com>, said
| > I thinck, that feminism is an extention of Christian faith. Jesus
| >Christ spoke against sexual abuse of women, which was practiced by the
| >Romans. Modern feminists speak against the physical and mental abuse.
| >Just like Christianity suffered a huge backlash, so does feminism today.
|
| Do you believe, as Mary does, that Jesus was a woman?
| And a child whore?
|
| > (I am a Catholic feminist.)
| >
|
| Sounds like a lot of fun.
|
| --
| Brother Johnny Flowerpotman
| Guardian of the Magdellan Pouch /(o\
| Star Messenger (Populous of Ummo) \o)/
| N. Fra: A:.A:.
|
| "... for the ram, by nature, is a wild and courageous animal,
| lonely in lonely places, whereas when tamed and made to lie down
| in green pastures, nothing is left but the docile, cowardly,
| gregarious and succulent beast. This then is the theory of
| government."
| Aleister Crowley, Book of Thoth, p.77 - The Emperor.
Madog Velkor
<phillew...@dial.pipex.com> chorttled merrily:
>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions - would you
>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied to???
>
But we like it when you crosspost to us.
Phil
| On Tue, 2 Nov 1999 20:28:25 -0000, "Phil"
| <phillew...@dial.pipex.com> chorttled merrily:
|
| >"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions - would
you
| >kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
| >NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied
to???
| >
| But we like it when you crosspost to us.
Hows the Rabies doing - Feeling thirsty yet???
Phil
zog...@home.com
>
> relations with prostitutes. But unlike modern feminists, who tolerate
> opposing views, Romans killed anyone, who opposed them.
>
I think you've got this backwards.
Hexar
Phil wrote in message <7vnfhj$hse$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions - would you
>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied to???
>
Hexar
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"I was talkin' to Jesus through a hole in the floor,
He said our time is up we can't stay anymore."
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Michael Newton
Tell us more about *your* Christianity, Kenny. You know, the "devout
Catholic" kind that doesn't believe in Satan, and which allows you to
rave on usenet, "Me, a Christian? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!" along with daily
foul-mouthed rants you wouldn't show your priest if your worthless
life depended on it.
It should be amusing, as always.
mn
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Marc Lachance
> It was a bit different with the Romans. The Romans only really cared
> about the urban centers. They left the peassants mostly to themselves.
> In Europe this resulted in Romans building towns in the conquered
> areas. In the towns the Roman culture was strong, while in the country
> they had a more traditional culture. It wasn't until the Germans came
> along and applied Roman ideas to the spread of German culture that the
> native European culture was wiped out. Oh course, no invasions are
> pleasant, but in the long run, the Roman invasions were good things.
Sorry, but this time I gotta knock you back down. The continental Celtic
culture was under constant attack from Roman authorities, due to the
antiauthoritarian tendencies (reports written back then remind me of
Northern Ireland). Considering that Roman law was supposedly divinely
inspired, a lot of effort was put into persecuting the druid caste.
Another thing that irks me is the so-called Roman roads. Most of them
were actually built by the Celts.
--
/\ Marc Etienne Lachance, KSC, LMAA
/<>\ Danubist, Ateist, and, well,
/____\ *you* figure it out. Fnord.
Madog Velkor
chorttled merrily:
Yeah, but we can all agree that the Germans screwed both the Celts and
the Romans.
Hexar
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message ...
>
>Phil wrote in message <7vm0oa$31r$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
>>
>>"Apart from that --- What have the Romans ever done for us??"
>> Quote from the "Life Of Brian"
>>:-o)
>>
>
>NO ONE QUOTES MONTY-PYTHON ON ALT.DISCORDIA WITHOUT MY SAY SO!
>
>Glad we could be civilised about this.
>
Well we didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition...
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen
Rich
Hexar wrote:
>
> Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message ...
> >
> Well we didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition...
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
:^}
Rich
Phil
news:oq4U3.143$vO2....@ozemail.com.au...
|
| Phil wrote in message <7vm0oa$31r$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
| >
| >"Apart from that --- What have the Romans ever done for us??"
| > Quote from the "Life Of Brian"
| >:-o)
| >
|
| Okay, Phil, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
| NO ONE QUOTES MONTY-PYTHON ON ALT.DISCORDIA WITHOUT MY SAY SO!
I "quoted" from within soc.men!! *schnigger"
Still I'll let YOU give the lesson on how to defend yourself armed with only
a Banana ("What about the pointed stick" - "Shaddap"!!).
|
| Glad we could be civilised about this.
|
Unlike the Romans!!
Phil
Phil
news:3820F37A...@home.something.com...
|
|
| Hexar wrote:
| >
| > Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message ...
| > >
| > >Phil wrote in message <7vm0oa$31r$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
| > >>
| > >>"Apart from that --- What have the Romans ever done for us??"
| > >> Quote from the "Life Of Brian"
| > >>:-o)
| > >>
| > >
| > >Okay, Phil, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
| > >NO ONE QUOTES MONTY-PYTHON ON ALT.DISCORDIA WITHOUT MY SAY SO!
| > >
| >
|
| Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
|
| :^}
I'll let you fill in the blanks:-
"This ------ is getting far to ----y"
:-o}
Phil
23Skidooooo
>|
>| Hexar wrote:
>| >
>| > Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message ...
>| > >
>| > >Phil wrote in message <7vm0oa$31r$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
>| > >>
>| > >>"Apart from that --- What have the Romans ever done for us??"
>| > >> Quote from the "Life Of Brian"
>| > >>:-o)
>| > >>
>| > >
>| > >Okay, Phil, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
>| > >NO ONE QUOTES MONTY-PYTHON ON ALT.DISCORDIA WITHOUT MY SAY SO!
>| > >
>| > >Glad we could be civilised about this.
>| >
>| > Well we didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition...
>|
>| Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
>|
>| :^}
>
>I'll let you fill in the blanks:-
>"This ------ is getting far to ----y"
This tonsil is getting far to milky? Wha?
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Pope Skidoo
Madog Velkor
<jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>Phil <phillew...@dial.pipex.com>, said
>>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions - would you
>>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
>>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied to???
>>
>>
>
>I understand Phil. The Discordians are the most feared and respected of
>all the ancient newsgroups. They bring chaos, disharmony and discord to
>the otherwise linear and respectful discussions here.
>
>So feared are they, that they are abandoned, ostracised and forced to
>live in the darkest, dankest recesses of Usenet. It is compassion and
>compassion alone that occasionally prompts me to let them see the one-
>true light of day.
>
>Whilst on the subject of Xposting Phil, are you aware that the
>Freemasons are really interested in our conversations here? Just a
>thought Phil.
>
Just don't bring alt.slack into this, The SubGenii and us Discordians
don't get along well.
Marc Lachance
> Brother Johnny Flowerpotman
> Guardian of the Magdellan Pouch /(o\
> Star Messenger (Populous of Ummo) \o)/
> N. Fra: A:.A:.
MY GODS! JOHNNY FLOWERPOTMAN KILLED BIMP!
THAT BASTARD!
--
/\ Marc Etienne Lachance, KSC, LMAA
/<>\ Danubist, Ateist, and, well,
/____\ *you* figure it out. Fnord.
P.S.: I wonder what J. Calvin "Bimp" Smith really is up to these days.
Is he still faking his death?
Madog Velkor
<jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>Madog Velkor <saint...@catholic.org>, said
>>On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 08:57:41 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>><jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>>
>>>Phil <phillew...@dial.pipex.com>, said
>>>>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions - would you
>>>>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
>>>>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied to???
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>I understand Phil. The Discordians are the most feared and respected of
>>>all the ancient newsgroups. They bring chaos, disharmony and discord to
>>>the otherwise linear and respectful discussions here.
>>>
>>>So feared are they, that they are abandoned, ostracised and forced to
>>>live in the darkest, dankest recesses of Usenet. It is compassion and
>>>compassion alone that occasionally prompts me to let them see the one-
>>>true light of day.
>>>
>>>Whilst on the subject of Xposting Phil, are you aware that the
>>>Freemasons are really interested in our conversations here? Just a
>>>thought Phil.
>>>
>>Just don't bring alt.slack into this, The SubGenii and us Discordians
>>don't get along well.
>>
>
>SubGenii - is that the collective name for alt.slacks?
>
>
SubGenii is the collective name for the SubGeniuses. alt.slack is the
offical newsgroup of The Church of the SubGenius. They're just like us
Discordians only stupider and more violent.
zog...@home.com
Hexar
Madog Velkor wrote in message <3821eddb...@news.mpinet.net>...
>
>SubGenii is the collective name for the SubGeniuses. alt.slack is the
>offical newsgroup of The Church of the SubGenius. They're just like us
>Discordians only stupider and more violent.
>
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote in message <3821F040...@home.com>...
> >> offical newsgroup of The Church of the SubGenius. They're just like
> us
> >> Discordians only stupider and more violent.
> >>
>
> discordians have sex 100 times in a year, and assuming they remember to
> wear one 50% of the time, that works out at $25.
>
> Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming subbies have sex 0 times in a
> year, and assuming they remember to wear one 50% of the time, that works
> out at $0. Then they pay $30 to some other guy.
>
> For the first year, the discordian is ahead $5, but falls behind by $25
> for every year after that.
you're forgetting the 26.50 that a subbie spends on condoms to make his
other subbie friend think that he's getting laid by fat chicks.
zog...@home.com
>
> >
> >Phil wrote in message <7vnfhj$hse$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
> >>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions -
> would you
> >>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and
> other
> >>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied
> to???
> >>
>
Anything that isn't off-topic.
Hexar
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message ...
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen
zog...@home.com wrote in message <3821F040...@home.com>...
>Madog Velkor wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 15:58:12 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>> <jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>>
>> >Madog Velkor <saint...@catholic.org>, said
>> >>On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 08:57:41 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>> >><jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>> >>
>> >>>Phil <phillew...@dial.pipex.com>, said
would you
>> >>>>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia"
and other
>> >>>>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you
replied to???
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>
Phil
news:7vreo2$fgn$1...@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu...
*LOL* Wha (dever) turns you on.
Phil
| -----
| Pope Skidoo
|
|
Phil
| On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 08:57:41 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
| <jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
|
| >Phil <phillew...@dial.pipex.com>, said
| >>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions - would
you
| >>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and other
| >>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied
to???
| >>
| >>
| >
| >I understand Phil. The Discordians are the most feared and respected of
| >all the ancient newsgroups.
Aaaaarghhh- "Nobody expectorates the Discordians!!!!"
| They bring chaos, disharmony and discord to
| >the otherwise linear and respectful discussions here.
| >
| >So feared are they, that they are abandoned, ostracised and forced to
| >live in the darkest, dankest recesses of Usenet. It is compassion and
| >compassion alone that occasionally prompts me to let them see the one-
| >true light of day.
You're such a Saint - how do manage NOT to worship yourself (or do you not
make the effort?).?
| >
| >Whilst on the subject of Xposting Phil, are you aware that the
| >Freemasons are really interested in our conversations here? Just a
| >thought Phil.
Oh NO - Not the FREEMASONS!!!!!!
(*Little voice in background* - "nobody expects the Freemasons" *Gruff Voice
Of TROLL in background* "SHADAAAPP!")
| >
| Just don't bring alt.slack into this, The SubGenii and us Discordians
| don't get along well.
Now please don't TEMPT me - I am feeling particularly Devilish tonight!!
(must be a Full Moon or something!!)
NightMist
<butt...@anti-social.com> wrote:
>
>zog...@home.com wrote in message <3821F040...@home.com>...
>>Madog Velkor wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 15:58:12 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>>> <jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>>>
>>> >Madog Velkor <saint...@catholic.org>, said
>>> >>On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 08:57:41 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>>> >><jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>>> >>
>>> >>>Phil <phillew...@dial.pipex.com>, said
>>> >>>>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions -
>would you
>>> >>>>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia"
>and other
>>> >>>>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you
>replied to???
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>I understand Phil. The Discordians are the most feared and
>respected of
>>> >>>all the ancient newsgroups. They bring chaos, disharmony and
>discord to
>>> >>>the otherwise linear and respectful discussions here.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>So feared are they, that they are abandoned, ostracised and forced
>to
>>> >>>live in the darkest, dankest recesses of Usenet. It is compassion
>and
>>> >>>compassion alone that occasionally prompts me to let them see the
>one-
>>> >>>true light of day.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Whilst on the subject of Xposting Phil, are you aware that the
>>> >>>Freemasons are really interested in our conversations here? Just a
>>> >>>thought Phil.
>>> >>>
>>> >>Just don't bring alt.slack into this, The SubGenii and us
>Discordians
>>> >>don't get along well.
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >SubGenii - is that the collective name for alt.slacks?
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>> SubGenii is the collective name for the SubGeniuses. alt.slack is the
>>> offical newsgroup of The Church of the SubGenius. They're just like
>us
>>> Discordians only stupider and more violent.
>>>
>>And with $30 less in their wallets.
>
>That doesn't work out actually. Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming
>discordians have sex 100 times in a year, and assuming they remember to
>wear one 50% of the time, that works out at $25.
>
>Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming subbies have sex 0 times in a
>year, and assuming they remember to wear one 50% of the time, that works
>out at $0. Then they pay $30 to some other guy.
>
>For the first year, the discordian is ahead $5, but falls behind by $25
>for every year after that.
>
>
Duuuude!
5 words to live by:
Mailorder condoms are much cheaper.
Of course cheaper yet is a trip to the family planning clinic. You can
get them free there.
These little tips should pad your wallet well. In more ways than one.
NightMist
Phil
news:7vt8uc$tbk$1...@news.ametro.net...
|
| Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message ...
| >
| >Hexar wrote in message <7vp6q1$92l$1...@news.ametro.net>...
| >>
| >>Phil wrote in message <7vnfhj$hse$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
| >>>"Johnny" if you are going to participate in soc.men discussions -
| >would you
| >>>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as "alt.discordia" and
| >other
| >>>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you replied
| >to???
| >>>
| >
| >Hmmm... Hex... what exactly does count as 'on-topic' here, anyway?
| >
|
I blame the Trolls.
Fill
23Skidooooo
discussions -
>>would you
>>>> >>>>kindly REFRAIN from crossposting such NG's as
"alt.discordia"
>>and other
>>>> >>>>NG's that were NOT in the original headers of the message you
>>replied to???
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>
Con... doms?
-----
Pope S
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
> Madog Velkor wrote:
> >
> > SubGenii is the collective name for the SubGeniuses. alt.slack is the
> > offical newsgroup of The Church of the SubGenius. They're just like us
> > Discordians only stupider and more violent.
> >
> And with $30 less in their wallets.
You Discordians just are no goddamn fun at all. And besides, you forgot
the most important part:
WE get off. You just get screwed.
The Prophet Lilith
with a nod to Sister Decadence
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===== Stage Manager Of The EndTimes * Correctional Phrenologist =====
== Seattle SubGenii! We are the future! http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ==
============== Mothers are the inventors of necessity. ==============
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Before the check clears.
The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen <butt...@anti-social.com> wrote:
>
>That doesn't work out actually. Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming
>discordians have sex 100 times in a year, and assuming they remember to
>wear one 50% of the time, that works out at $25.
>
>Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming subbies have sex 0 times in a
>year, and assuming they remember to wear one 50% of the time, that works
>out at $0. Then they pay $30 to some other guy.
>
>For the first year, the discordian is ahead $5, but falls behind by $25
>for every year after that.
>
Naw, as part of the $30 membership, psychic "mutation" surgery is
performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
shafts, quickly hardens into a condomlike state and provides 90%
protection from all known sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy,
yet, still provides the sensativity needed to enjoy the act of sexual
congress. Ribbed for her pleasure.
Not only that, but after a single use we can remove them by
rolling them off from the base. We then package them and sell them under a
number of popular brand names such as "Trojan", and "Protex".
Although there are several options for the "modification" surgery
included with membership, this is one of the most popular for obvious
reasons.
-Rev. Prostata Cantata
--
----------Sjöberg's Law of Usenet Filtering--------------------------
If you ignore any Usenet posting which has five or more sentences in
all caps, is crossposted to five or more newsgroups, or has five or more
levels of quoting, the result is lossless compression of information.
Madog Velkor
Prostata Cantata) made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>In article <9EnU3.730$vO2....@ozemail.com.au>,
>Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen <butt...@anti-social.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>That doesn't work out actually. Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming
>>discordians have sex 100 times in a year, and assuming they remember to
>>wear one 50% of the time, that works out at $25.
>>
>>Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming subbies have sex 0 times in a
>>year, and assuming they remember to wear one 50% of the time, that works
>>out at $0. Then they pay $30 to some other guy.
>>
>>For the first year, the discordian is ahead $5, but falls behind by $25
>>for every year after that.
>>
>
> Naw, as part of the $30 membership, psychic "mutation" surgery is
>performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
>the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
>shafts, quickly hardens into a condomlike state and provides 90%
>protection from all known sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy,
>yet, still provides the sensativity needed to enjoy the act of sexual
>congress. Ribbed for her pleasure.
>
> Not only that, but after a single use we can remove them by
>rolling them off from the base. We then package them and sell them under a
>number of popular brand names such as "Trojan", and "Protex".
>
> Although there are several options for the "modification" surgery
>included with membership, this is one of the most popular for obvious
>reasons.
>
> -Rev. Prostata Cantata
>
>
So you guys are the resaon that condoms are so small!!!
-><-
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
http://www.eriswerks.org
-><-
I'm a monkey.
-><-
ICEKNIFE
Ho Chi Ho Chi Zen wrote in message <9EnU3.730$vO2....@ozemail.com.au>...
>
>zog...@home.com wrote in message <3821F040...@home.com>...
>>Madog Velkor wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 15:58:12 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>>> <jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>>>
>>> >Madog Velkor <saint...@catholic.org>, said
>>> >>On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 08:57:41 +0000, Johnny Flowerpotman
>>> >><jo...@rizla.fsbusiness.co.uk> chorttled merrily:
>>> >>
>>> >>>Phil <phillew...@dial.pipex.com>, said
>>> offical newsgroup of The Church of the SubGenius. They're just like
>us
>>> Discordians only stupider and more violent.
>>>
>>And with $30 less in their wallets.
>
>discordians have sex 100 times in a year, and assuming they remember to
>wear one 50% of the time, that works out at $25.
>
>Assuming condoms at $.50 each, assuming subbies have sex 0 times in a
>year, and assuming they remember to wear one 50% of the time, that works
>out at $0. Then they pay $30 to some other guy.
>
>For the first year, the discordian is ahead $5, but falls behind by $25
>for every year after that.
Dear Fellow Primate:
My penis is bigger than your penis and I have much more
sexual prowess and am far more sexually desirable than you.
That means I am superior to you. This should cause you a great
deal of discomfort. If not, please let me know, and I shall say other
unkind words in an effort to convince you that I am able to dominate
you emotionally.
Thanks for your consideration in this matter,
Joe Cool
PS: Neener neener, and/or neener.
ICEKNIFE
Madog Velkor wrote in message <38258b2...@news.mpinet.net>...
>So you guys are the resaon that condoms are so small!!!
nuh-uh, YOU ARE.
I win.
You are, triple infinity plus infinity forever.
I win AGAIN.
you suck. haw haw, you loo-loo-LOOOOOSER!
oh, one more thing....
chaos is an illusion. the omniverse is perfectly ordered, you
just don't like your place in it.
too bad.
suffer. then die. alone. with hat hair.
ICEKNIFE
zog...@home.com wrote in message <382207CF...@home.com>...
>other subbie friend think that he's getting laid by fat chicks.
Excuse me... (yeah bitch you WILL)
but...
have any of you turds ever purchased a condom???
where the fuck do you buy 50 cent condoms, Malaysia?
Try UNused rubbers for a change. Then you'd know that
they're usually sold more than one at a time, and the fresh
ones cost more than 50 cents. On the other hand (in most
discodeenies cases, that's literal) if 50 cents is all your
partner (ok, let's be realistic... your dog, corpse, or coffee
can of congealed bacon grease) is worth for protection from
your diseased flesh and inbred sperm, by all means, buy
sloppy seconds.
50 cent condoms... sick cheapass BASTARDS!
FEAR the harmony of the MUSIC of The Spheres,
little sour notes.
and by th' way, most of us don't use wallets for money.
Wallets are for exploding credit cards and razor traps.
Shrunken heads are what one keeps money in. If you weren't
all such abysmal failures as discordians, you'd know that.
Eris despises you. As soon as she creates a thing, Aneris
names it. Discordian is a NAME. Chaos means MAW, and
kids, yer maw HATES you.
now go buy some decent condoms, you shabby bitchboys
with tattered assholes!
ICEKNIFE
The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote in message
>performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
>the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
4?
4???
uh, DUDE... go download the patch! We're upto version
8.3 now! Where th' fuck you been, in a CAVE?
Madog Velkor
made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
Can't you stay dead, damnit!
-><-
Madog, Keeper of Bobo the Chimp
Lord of Petty Annoyances
Space Lord,
Ambrose Bierce Mexican Travel Agency Cabal
http://members.xoom.com/ABMTAC
http://www.eriswerks.org
-><-
"No ticket."
-Silent Bob
-><-
Madog Velkor
made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
Speaking of caves, have you been to the UK lately?
Rev. Knezek
ICEKNIFE wrote:
>
*snip*
> Dear Fellow Primate:
>
> My penis is bigger than your penis and I have much more
> sexual prowess and am far more sexually desirable than you.
> That means I am superior to you. This should cause you a great
> deal of discomfort. If not, please let me know, and I shall say other
> unkind words in an effort to convince you that I am able to dominate
> you emotionally.
>
> Thanks for your consideration in this matter,
>
> Joe Cool
>
> PS: Neener neener, and/or neener.
Can I copy & paste this into every juvenile flame war I see? PLEEEAASSE?
-Rev. Knezek
Telarus
>
> My penis is bigger than your penis and I have much more
> sexual prowess and am far more sexually desirable than you.
> That means I am superior to you. This should cause you a great
> deal of discomfort. If not, please let me know, and I shall say other
> unkind words in an effort to convince you that I am able to dominate
> you emotionally.
>
> Thanks for your consideration in this matter,
>
> Joe Cool
>
> PS: Neener neener, and/or neener.
As the prophet George Carlin has said, "Every war, conflict and fight on
this planet has been over the size of the leading males penises. I'm not
sure where the shape of our modern weponary fit into this,
bombs/bullets/etc...but I'm sure it does.
Telarus
Define 'slack' in a way not biased by any cultural, logical, and/or,
biological assuptions.
For that matter, define penis, or President, or goverment.
zog...@home.com
Mr. KNIFE, I regret to inform you, but you are dead. As such, you have
no posting rights. Now kindly bugger off.
Zog the etc...
ICEKNIFE
Madog Velkor wrote in message <3833385f...@news.mpinet.net>...
>Can't you stay dead, damnit!
Apparently not.
Sorry!
ICEKNIFE
zog...@home.com wrote in message <38355F44...@home.com>...
>Mr. KNIFE, I regret to inform you, but you are dead. As such, you have
>no posting rights. Now kindly bugger off.
I own USENET.
PAY me.
Besides, I'm a JOO, which means I own YOO.
Get th' fuck back to work.
ICEKNIFE
Madog Velkor wrote in message <3833388f...@news.mpinet.net>...
>Speaking of caves, have you been to the UK lately?
nope, not in almost 15 years...
last time we were there, we were on our way to soho
when we got turned around at the palace and somehow
wound up driving right up to the building. A buncha
cops and soldiers appeared outta nowhere and swarmed us,
wanting to know who we were and what we thought we were doing.
Someone brilliant (who was driving) batted her eyelashes
and pouted that "everything is on the wrong side here".
They laughed and showed us out, mentioning in a friendly way
that, had we been english, they'd have thrown us in jail for
the night. We never did quite manage to figure out how
we got in there.
It was a nice trip... spent my 25th birthday smoking good
Afghani hash in The Sherwood. The people were so nice,
I figured out that they must send the assholes over HERE.
Oh, and a chick with nice tits flashed me when her maj
(mine, not theirs) wasn't looking.
Why? And I'm guessing I'll regret asking, but what has
that to do with caves?
Madog Velkor
made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
He's a Jew too, so now what are you going to do?
zog...@home.com
>
> zog...@home.com wrote in message <38355F44...@home.com>...
>
> >Mr. KNIFE, I regret to inform you, but you are dead. As such, you have
> >no posting rights. Now kindly bugger off.
>
> I own USENET.
>
> PAY me.
>
> Besides, I'm a JOO, which means I own YOO.
>
Phil
Phil
ICEKNIFE <icek...@lanminds.com> wrote in message
news:s3dda7...@corp.supernews.com...
Hexar
ICEKNIFE wrote in message ...
Hexar
(Insert Title Here)
First Church of the Dangling Sparkly Ball (Orthodox)
"Putting the Disco back into Discordianism"
"Technology magnifies the ability of one person to have a big impact on
other people. If that doesn't scare you, then the next time you see
professional wrestling on television, look at the crowd shots and ask
yourself if you'd like those people to have a bigger impact on your life."
Scott Adams-The Dilbert Future
Joy D'Veeve
Madog Velkor <saint...@catholic.org> wrote:
>On Wed, 17 Nov 1999 10:28:36 -0800, "ICEKNIFE" <icek...@lanminds.com>
>made me chorttle merrily by potificating:
>
>>
>>
>>>performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
>>>the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
>>
>>4?
>>
>>4???
>>
>>uh, DUDE... go download the patch! We're upto version
>>8.3 now! Where th' fuck you been, in a CAVE?
>>
>>
The WRONG Reverend is down to only 4 now because of that unfortunate
accident with the Prarie Squid. The replacements should be here any time
now tho. I told him he needed to de-beak the thing but does he listen to
me? NO!
Joy D'Veeve
--
Don't fuck with bulls. They have their balls and they want everyone to
know.
-Sue Wright
ICEKNIFE
Hexar wrote in message <8176g1$ohs$1...@news.ametro.net>...
>
>ICEKNIFE wrote in message ...
>>
>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3833385f...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>
>>>Can't you stay dead, damnit!
>>
>>Apparently not.
>>
>>Sorry!
>>
>Hah, you apologized! That proves you're an imposter!
It hurts my heart that you would say something like that
(or type it).
You should be VERY sad (like, V.C. Andrews kinda sad)
that you did that.
Being an imposter doesn't mean I'm not the one and only
original me.
of course, there is some japanese guy with my name, but
I sent him an e-mail demanding that we duel to the death with
knives or war clubs to determine who gets to use it.
the fuked up little japanist hasn't replied, so he's just a
free-floating horizontal cheshire pussy, and I've won the
right to re-bomb Hiroshima.
Scream a little scream of me.
The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata
ICEKNIFE <icek...@lanminds.com> wrote:
>
>The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote in message
>
>>performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
>>the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
>
>4?
>
>4???
>
>uh, DUDE... go download the patch! We're upto version
>8.3 now! Where th' fuck you been, in a CAVE?
HAHAHA Actually, YES, I *have* been spending my time in caves!
(it's dark, cool and SILENT down there...)
Good fucking guess man!
ICEKNIFE
The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote in message
>In article <s35suc...@corp.supernews.com>,
>ICEKNIFE <icek...@lanminds.com> wrote:
>>
>>The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote in message
>>
>>>performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
>>>the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
>>
>>4?
>>
>>4???
>>
>>uh, DUDE... go download the patch! We're upto version
>>8.3 now! Where th' fuck you been, in a CAVE?
>
> HAHAHA Actually, YES, I *have* been spending my time in caves!
>(it's dark, cool and SILENT down there...)
>
> Good fucking guess man!
ICEKNIFE DOES NOT GUESS.
ICEKNIFE *KNOWS*.
fuck. fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.
I share a psychic bond with all subgenii,
proving that I'm WAAAAY more like
"Bob" than anyone should or could want.
NightMist
>
>The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote in message
><81chfr$154$1...@news.concourse.com>...
>>In article <s35suc...@corp.supernews.com>,
>>ICEKNIFE <icek...@lanminds.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>The WRONG Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote in message
>>>
>>>>performed that granted me the ability to excrete a latex-like fluid from
>>>>the end of all 4 of my penii that, when spread around on each of my
>>>
>>>4?
>>>
>>>4???
>>>
>>>uh, DUDE... go download the patch! We're upto version
>>>8.3 now! Where th' fuck you been, in a CAVE?
>>
>> HAHAHA Actually, YES, I *have* been spending my time in caves!
>>(it's dark, cool and SILENT down there...)
>>
>> Good fucking guess man!
>
>ICEKNIFE DOES NOT GUESS.
>
>ICEKNIFE *KNOWS*.
>
>fuck. fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.
>
>I share a psychic bond with all subgenii,
>proving that I'm WAAAAY more like
>"Bob" than anyone should or could want.
>
>
OK.
But I won't send you $30 either.
NightMist
saving her pennies for Yule
Glenn (Christian Mystic)
wrote:
>
>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3833385f...@news.mpinet.net>...
>
>>Can't you stay dead, damnit!
>
>Apparently not.
>
>Sorry!
Wow !!! A resurrection !!!
Glenn (Christian Mystic)
Hexar
Glenn (Christian Mystic) wrote in message
<383b0c05...@news.urjet.net>...
>On Sat, 20 Nov 1999 05:06:06 -0800, "ICEKNIFE" <icek...@lanminds.com>
>wrote:
>>
>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3833385f...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>
>>>Can't you stay dead, damnit!
>>
>>Apparently not.
>>
>>Sorry!
>
>Wow !!! A resurrection !!!
>
Hexar
Admiral, Salvation Navy (Ret.)
Discordian Illuminated Secret Cabal Organized for the Benefit of All Living
Lifeforms
(D.I.S.C.O.B.A.L.L.)
"Putting the Disco back into Discordianism"
"Yeah, maybe I do suck, but I've got a lot of free time."
Mitch Hedberg
ICEKNIFE
Hexar wrote in message <81fhkc$cku$1...@news.ametro.net>...
>
>Glenn (Christian Mystic) wrote in message
><383b0c05...@news.urjet.net>...
>>On Sat, 20 Nov 1999 05:06:06 -0800, "ICEKNIFE" <icek...@lanminds.com>
>>wrote:
>>>
>>>Madog Velkor wrote in message <3833385f...@news.mpinet.net>...
>>>
>>>>Can't you stay dead, damnit!
>>>
>>>Apparently not.
>>>
>>>Sorry!
>>
>>Wow !!! A resurrection !!!
>>
>No, more like reanimation by evil Yeti Scientists.
You're BOTH right, I'm a breath mint AND
a dry lubricant!
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