Drudge: Intern Called
Ray Heizer
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT FINAL XXXXX 05:09 UTC MON JAN 19 1998 XXXXX
FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN CALLED; NEW BACKGROUND DETAILS EMERGE
**Exclusive**
The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that former White House intern, Monica
Lewinsky, 23, has been subpoenaed to give a deposition in the Paula Jones
case.
About the young woman, this is known:
WORK EXPERIENCE
*Summer of 1995 Intern, Office of Chief of Staff Leon Panetta, The White
House.
*November 1995 Staff assistant, Office of Legislative Affairs, The White
House. "Wrote drafts and correspondence for Staff Secretary's approval and
ultimately the President's signature. Processed and vetted all incoming
mail to the President from Congress."
*April 1996 Assistant to the Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public
Affairs, The Pentagon.
EDUCATION
May 95 Lewis and Clark College. Major: Psychology.
MISC.
Holds current TS-SCI clearance, allowing access to top secret and sensitive
information. Proficient in Macintosh for Microsoft Word 6.0, WordPerfect
for Windows, and Infosys.
X X X X X
Matt Daly
>XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT FINAL XXXXX 05:09 UTC MON JAN 19 1998 XXXXX
>
>
>FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN CALLED; NEW BACKGROUND DETAILS EMERGE
>
>**Exclusive**
>
>The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that former White House intern, Monica
>Lewinsky, 23, has been subpoenaed to give a deposition in the Paula Jones
>case.
>
Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
about Monica's revlation?
Perhaps 'enraptured'?
--
Matt Daly
BillsAFool
>Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
>reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
>Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
>about Monica's revlation?
>
>Perhaps 'enraptured'?
I'm guessing "orgasmic."
JJarman
Martin McPhillips
On Mon, 19 Jan 1998 02:17:29 -0500, matl...@mindspring.com (Matt Daly) wrote:
>In article <rayheizer-180...@k45.value.net>, rayh...@value.net (Ray Heizer) wrote:
>
>>XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT FINAL XXXXX 05:09 UTC MON JAN 19 1998 XXXXX
>>
>>
>>FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN CALLED; NEW BACKGROUND DETAILS EMERGE
>>
>>**Exclusive**
>>
>>The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that former White House intern, Monica
>>Lewinsky, 23, has been subpoenaed to give a deposition in the Paula Jones
>>case.
>>
>
>
>Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
>reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
>Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
>about Monica's revlation?
>
>Perhaps 'enraptured'?
Why, *orgasmic,* of course.
P.J. Gladnick
Martin McPhillips <cay...@nyct.net> wrote in article
<34c39c57...@news.nyct.net>...
Playboy or Penthouse should do a photo spread on the "Girls of Clinton." It
would feature Gennifer, Paula, Eleanor, Sharon, Monica, and others. BTW,
does anyone know what Monica looks like? Is she hot?
Steve Hancock
Matt Daly <matl...@mindspring.com> wrote:
: In article <rayheizer-180...@k45.value.net>, rayh...@value.net (Ray Heizer) wrote:
: Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
: reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
: Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
: about Monica's revlation?
: Perhaps 'enraptured'?
Perhaps more like "bent out of shape" :-)
-s
j...@inxpress.net
P.J. Gladnick wrote:
>
> Martin McPhillips <cay...@nyct.net> wrote in article
> <34c39c57...@news.nyct.net>...
> > On Mon, 19 Jan 1998 02:17:29 -0500, matl...@mindspring.com (Matt Daly)
> >
> > >In article <rayheizer-180...@k45.value.net>,
> rayh...@value.net (Ray Heizer) wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN CALLED; NEW BACKGROUND DETAILS EMERGE
> > >>
> > >>**Exclusive**
> > >>
> > >>The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that former White House intern, Monica
> > >>Lewinsky, 23, has been subpoenaed to give a deposition in the Paula
> Jones
> > >>case.
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
> > >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
> > >about Monica's revlation?
> > >
> > >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
> >
> >
>
> Playboy or Penthouse should do a photo spread on the "Girls of Clinton."
> It would feature Gennifer, Paula, Eleanor, Sharon, Monica, and
> others. BTW, does anyone know what Monica looks like? Is she hot?
"Is she hot"?
A 21 year-old woman, "proficient" in operating word processing
software on a Mac, is granted TC-SCI clearance so
that she may fellate the POTUS in a private room off the
Oval Office.
Monica's Things to Do Today:
Blackmail the POTUS.
Compromise the security of the United States by
passing compromising information about the POTUS.
Providing a set of ears and eyes to someone who doesn't
have TC-SCI clearance and access to the POTUS.
Now she's at the Pentagon, with her TC-SCI clearance.
This bastard Clinton ought to be impeached, *now*.
Is there a single spine left among the GOP "leadership"?
Steve Hancock
BillsAFool <bills...@aol.com> wrote:
: >Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
: >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
: >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
: >about Monica's revlation?
: >
: >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
: I'm guessing "orgasmic."
If so, he will have yet again "risen to the occasion" (sorry, can't stop :-)
-s
Martin McPhillips
On 19 Jan 1998 20:41:16 GMT, "P.J. Gladnick" <pjg...@gate.net> wrote:
>
>
>Martin McPhillips <cay...@nyct.net> wrote in article
><34c39c57...@news.nyct.net>...
>> On Mon, 19 Jan 1998 02:17:29 -0500, matl...@mindspring.com (Matt Daly)
>wrote:
>>
>> >In article <rayheizer-180...@k45.value.net>,
>rayh...@value.net (Ray Heizer) wrote:
>> >
>> >>XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT FINAL XXXXX 05:09 UTC MON JAN 19 1998 XXXXX
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN CALLED; NEW BACKGROUND DETAILS EMERGE
>> >>
>> >>**Exclusive**
>> >>
>> >>The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that former White House intern, Monica
>> >>Lewinsky, 23, has been subpoenaed to give a deposition in the Paula
>Jones
>> >>case.
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
>> >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
>> >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
>> >about Monica's revlation?
>> >
>> >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
>>
>> Why, *orgasmic,* of course.
>>
>
>Playboy or Penthouse should do a photo spread on the "Girls of Clinton." It
>would feature Gennifer, Paula, Eleanor, Sharon, Monica, and others. BTW,
>does anyone know what Monica looks like? Is she hot?
Hot as an Easter basket full of Plutonium.
Martin McPhillips
On 20 Jan 1998 00:11:57 GMT, Steve Hancock <ste...@shell12.ba.best.com> wrote:
>BillsAFool <bills...@aol.com> wrote:
>: >Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
>: >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
>: >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
>: >about Monica's revlation?
>: >
>: >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
>
>: I'm guessing "orgasmic."
>
>If so, he will have yet again "risen to the occasion" (sorry, can't stop :-)
Neither can the President.
UltraZ
rayh...@value.net (Ray Heizer) wrote:
in the Paula Jones
>case.
>About the young woman, this is known:
>WORK EXPERIENCE
How pathetic a president seeks sex in back room with a
glorified clerk about the same age as his own
daughter...such a tortured mind resorting to trysts in
an office off the side of the Oval Office, THe
president of the United States..
Rather than mimic verbalizations with his perception
of a bankrupt world leader by mouthing off children's
programs, and soccer mom briefs, he should turn his
attention to being a problem solver with the middle
East, Saddam, Russia, financial markets.
Then again he has no solutions. He has just the
Washington press corpse in his hands who simply are his
praetorian guard. Thread by thread the emperor is
unraveling..
UZ
Martin McPhillips
On Tue, 20 Jan 1998 02:21:56 GMT, gcr...@attNOSPAM.net (Gary Cruse) wrote:
>On Tue, 20 Jan 1998 01:31:58 GMT, wyl...@ix.netcom.com ( UltraZ)
>graced us all with:
>
>>
>> How pathetic a president seeks sex in back room with a
>>glorified clerk about the same age as his own
>>daughter...such a tortured mind resorting to trysts in
>>an office off the side of the Oval Office, THe
>>president of the United States..
>
> Warren G. Harding supposedly had trysts
> in the White House also. But he did the
> deeds in a closet.
I've heard that there *are* some deeds that
Clinton does in the closet.
P.J. Gladnick
> >
> > Playboy or Penthouse should do a photo spread on the "Girls of
Clinton."
> > It would feature Gennifer, Paula, Eleanor, Sharon, Monica, and
> > others. BTW, does anyone know what Monica looks like? Is she hot?
>
> "Is she hot"?
>
>
> A 21 year-old woman, "proficient" in operating word processing
> software on a Mac, is granted TC-SCI clearance so
> that she may fellate the POTUS in a private room off the
> Oval Office.
>
> Monica's Things to Do Today:
>
> Blackmail the POTUS.
> Compromise the security of the United States by
> passing compromising information about the POTUS.
> Providing a set of ears and eyes to someone who doesn't
> have TC-SCI clearance and access to the POTUS.
>
> Now she's at the Pentagon, with her TC-SCI clearance.
>
> This bastard Clinton ought to be impeached, *now*.
>
> Is there a single spine left among the GOP "leadership"?
This Monica sounds more interesting all the time. Maybe she should get her
own Playboy spread. BTW, maybe she should hang on to those phone tapes.
They could come in handy as "insurance" later.
poli...@jps.net
In article <6a0q4d$q8j$1...@nntp1.ba.best.com>,
Steve Hancock <ste...@shell12.ba.best.com> wrote:
>
> BillsAFool <bills...@aol.com> wrote:
> : >Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
> : >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
> : >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
> : >about Monica's revlation?
> : >
> : >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
>
> : I'm guessing "orgasmic."
>
> If so, he will have yet again "risen to the occasion" (sorry, can't stop :-)
....and in the Oval Orafice, no less.
BTW, kudos on the courage to enter the pun pit with that
last name...
--
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Randolph Langley
"P.J. Gladnick" <pjg...@gate.net> writes:
>
>
>
> Martin McPhillips <cay...@nyct.net> wrote in article
> <34c39c57...@news.nyct.net>...
> > On Mon, 19 Jan 1998 02:17:29 -0500, matl...@mindspring.com (Matt Daly)
> wrote:
> >
> > >In article <rayheizer-180...@k45.value.net>,
> rayh...@value.net (Ray Heizer) wrote:
> > >
> > >>XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT FINAL XXXXX 05:09 UTC MON JAN 19 1998 XXXXX
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN CALLED; NEW BACKGROUND DETAILS EMERGE
> > >>
> > >>**Exclusive**
> > >>
> > >>The DRUDGE REPORT has learned that former White House intern, Monica
> > >>Lewinsky, 23, has been subpoenaed to give a deposition in the Paula
> Jones
> > >>case.
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > >Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
> > >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
> > >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
> > >about Monica's revlation?
> > >
> > >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
> >
> > Why, *orgasmic,* of course.
> >
>
> Playboy or Penthouse should do a photo spread on the "Girls of Clinton." It
> would feature Gennifer, Paula, Eleanor, Sharon, Monica, and others. BTW,
> does anyone know what Monica looks like? Is she hot?
>
>
Actually, Paula Jones has appeared in Penthouse, and Elizabeth Ward
Gracen, an alleged girlfriend of Clinton's, appeared in Playboy.
rdl
Salami
>BillsAFool <bills...@aol.com> wrote:
>: >Any guesses as to what word the WH will use to describe Slick's
>: >reaction to this news? Yesterday he was 'ecstatic' when the
>: >Paula Jones depo was completed. Wonder how he'll feel
>: >about Monica's revlation?
>: >
>: >Perhaps 'enraptured'?
>
>: I'm guessing "orgasmic."
>
>If so, he will have yet again "risen to the occasion" (sorry, can't stop :
)
>
>-s
>
Slick Willie has a new meaning now. I don't get it. If you're going down
for sexual perversion dishonoring the office of the presidency at least make
it worthwhile. JFK had more class with Marilyn Monroe! But to crash and
burn for a lowly intern, go fiqure? I am ready for a repectful figure head;
even Howard Stern would be better than Pres. Blowjob. Fornigate has
started.
Caius Marcius
In our understandable glee over Clinton's current imbroglio, it may be
that some Republicans are not thinking in long-range strategic terms.
Do we really want Clinton out of the White House? Would it not be
better to keep him around for the next three years in a state of
political (if nothing else) impotency, than to have him replaced by Al
Gore.
Now, Gore has looked pretty maladroit over the past year, but that's
primarily becuase he was dragooned into conducting BCs fund-raising
programs; when he's had to defend his conduct, he looks ridiculuous
becuase he lacks Bill's ability to lie effetively. But I think it
would be dangerous to underestimate Gore (just as many of the GOPs
current problems stem from thinking in 1995 that Clinton was just
another Carter). If Clinton resigns, I predict Gore will move swiftly
and efficiently to put the Clinton scandals behind him - with the full
support of the media who will run story after story about how "Mr.
Clean" has cleaned up the mess in Washington (the mess they mostly
pretended wasn't there during Clinton's reign). Gore will enjoy the
honwymoon traditionally extended to new Presidents, and with the
example of Ford, will surely do nothing so dumb as to pardon Clinton.
So, if the economy continues to hum along, by 2000, President Gore will
be almost unbeatable as he seeks election in his own right.
By contrast, just think of Gore as Vice-President in 2000 trying to
defend the Clinton Administration's ethical and moral record. Not even
Bob Dole could lose that election.
- CMC
GoBlzrs
We fell for that one before. Not again. Slick Wille must go now.
Give me Gore. We can cross the 2000 bridge when we get there.
The american people will not stand for another philanderer again.
Next time around, flawed moral characters like Clinton will not even attempt to
run for the highest office in the land. That is a good thing.
Cephus