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Harris Minter
> off! Similar story: A hunter poses for picture w/deer w/rifle in ant
A variation on this is true - a guy hit a deer, stopped his car, got out
and put the deer in his car. The deer revived, bit him on the neck, and
kicked the crap out of the interior of his car. He killed the deer with
his knife, and a big dog came up, and wanting the deer, also bit him.
I've heard the tape of the driver's call to 911, with expletives bleeped.
The caller sounded drunk, but sincere. As a matter or fact, I have it as
a digitized sound file. It's a big 'un.
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Terry Chan
+>Fb.Driver runs over exotic animal,wraps in coat for fun photo;it revives
+> off! Similar story: A hunter poses for picture w/deer w/rifle in ant
harris...@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Harris Minter) writes:
+A variation on this is true - a guy hit a deer, stopped his car, got out
+and put the deer in his car. The deer revived, bit him on the neck, and
+kicked the crap out of the interior of his car. He killed the deer with
+his knife, and a big dog came up, and wanting the deer, also bit him.
+
+I've heard the tape of the driver's call to 911, with expletives bleeped.
+The caller sounded drunk, but sincere. As a matter or fact, I have it as
+a digitized sound file. It's a big 'un.
Sounds amusing enough. Do you have news reports or anything to check
on? I'd love to get a copy of a story if only for its entertainment
value.
Terry "Is it a *.wav file?" Chan
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David Esan
>>Fb.Driver runs over exotic animal,wraps in coat for fun photo;it revives
>> off! Similar story: A hunter poses for picture w/deer w/rifle in ant
>
>A variation on this is true - a guy hit a deer, stopped his car, got out
>and put the deer in his car. The deer revived, bit him on the neck, and
>kicked the crap out of the interior of his car. He killed the deer with
>his knife, and a big dog came up, and wanting the deer, also bit him.
>
>I've heard the tape of the driver's call to 911, with expletives bleeped.
>The caller sounded drunk, but sincere. As a matter or fact, I have it as
>a digitized sound file. It's a big 'un.
I have heard this tape as well. The DJ on a local radio station (Brother
Wease on WCMF in Rochester, NY) plays it often. He claims that it was
sent to him from Georgia by a fan. I am not quite sure if it is a real call
(can you trust anyone not named Terry? - hell Wease isn't even Kibo rot13ed),
but it sure sounds like it.
Whatever the source, it is hilarious.
"It bit my mother*ing shoulder!"
"Are you hurt?"
"It bit my mother*ing shoulder!"
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James Kibo Parry
>(can you trust anyone not named Terry? - hell Wease isn't even Kibo rot13ed),
Actually, I am Sy Sperling after he went through a hydraulic rot13 machine.
My name, of course, is Xvob rot13. In roman numerals, this decomposes
to the equation "15*O(B)", the equation for determining how large the
bozosity of a Magnitude 15 orange is.
-- K.
00kj...@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
>>Fb.Driver runs over exotic animal,wraps in coat for fun photo;it revives
>> off! Similar story: A hunter poses for picture w/deer w/rifle in ant
>
> A variation on this is true - a guy hit a deer, stopped his car, got out
> and put the deer in his car. The deer revived, bit him on the neck, and
> kicked the crap out of the interior of his car. He killed the deer with
> his knife, and a big dog came up, and wanting the deer, also bit him.
>
> I've heard the tape of the driver's call to 911, with expletives bleeped.
> The caller sounded drunk, but sincere. As a matter or fact, I have it as
> a digitized sound file. It's a big 'un.
>
heard in a long time. They play it here constantly on WFBQ (Q95) in
Indianapolis constantly. I anyone out there can get a copy of it
I highly recommend it!
Keith Fehn
00kj...@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu