Contemporary Life
dcoble
I'd put my wife on a pedestal, but I don't have the money to rent a
crane.
Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
My dad's a fisherman and for Christmas I decided to get him some
weapons of bass destruction.
Love is when your 21-year-old daughter comes home from college for
the holidays and still wants to be tucked in at night.
Just who is J.D. Power and how do you get to be one of his
associates?
Being a widow will lose one more friends than having a baby, getting
a divorce or giving up alcohol.
When do the golden years kick in? I'm 85 and still in the aching
years.
My speed-reading course must be paying off: I just read an entire
episode of "Cathy" at one sitting.
The first-degree murder charges against Dr. Jack Kavorkian lead us
to wonder: If he is convicted and sentenced, will he be allowed to give
himself the lethal injection?
House work is something you do that nobody notices unless you don't
do it.
Meg Ryan could be bald and she would still be better looking than
you.
If Superman is so smart, why is his underwear on the outside?
One of these days, my kids are going to understand "Because I said
so" is a perfectly good answer.
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