Changing My Tune About Manjuu - by Hy83523

[Zidana123]

Changing My Tune About Manjuu
By hy83523
Original at http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1092928329?pn=1

Truthfully, I really can't understand why some people are so extreme.

Clearly they're such adorable little animals, but those people would
raise their fists and feet to them, even beat them cruelly!

They certainly are a bit dumb, but after you spend some time with them
you will discover they also have their own kind of intelligence.

When they're hungry they'll call out. When they're happy they'll
laugh. When they're in pain they'll cry. Almost the same as humans.

I remember when I was small I would imagine that my pets could speak.
Whenever I was bored or lonely, the doggies and kitties would sit on
my knees and tell me of the adventures they would have outside, their
friends, their feelings.

These daydreams were my companions for long periods of time when I was
young. In elementary scrool, I enjoyed greeting the kitties and
doggies on the way to school.

I wished so much that those little animals would extend their paws to
me and greet me with the same words:

"Hello!"

With wishes like these, I kept up those relationships with little
animals. Even though the people around me often didn't understand. But
I believe that the day would come when those cute little animals would
cheerfully speak to us.

And not just by waving their paws or wagging their tails.

When the yukkuris appeared, I realized that my wishes had finally be
granted.

[Zidana123]

They appeared almost overnight in our area.

On a morning in early summer, I walked out of my house and into the
yard to discover two of the little things that would be called
yukkuris bouncing lively in my little garden.

They looked very peculiar. One looked almost like the miko from the
Hakurei Shrine up on the mountain, and the other one, with the big
hat, looked like the magician from the Magic Forest. The biggest
difference was that they were round, head-like things.

Their expressions were absurd. Eyebrows like / \, big eyes, slightly
curved lips, as if they were laughing, but also crying.

This expression halfway between laughing and crying had me laughing
until I cried.

Before I could get a grip on myself, the Miko-looking round thing came
up to me. She looked up at me with an almost mocking expression, and
opened her mouth to say:

"Can Big Brother yukkuri?"

It spoke! It actually spoke! An animal apart from humans actually
spoke! My heart was unspeakably moved, and that mocking expression
instantly became much more adorable to me.

"Can Big Brother yukkuri? Reimu likes people that can yukkuri the
most." The round thing actually called itself "Reimu." I jumped in
fright. Had the Miko from the shrine been transformed into this? But
that thought passed instantly from my mind, because right at that
moment, the Miko flew overhead. And beside her, of course, was that
black and white magician.

"Yukkuri! Yukkuri! Yu~yu~"

"Yukkuriyuyu~yukkuriyuyu~"

They started to cry out like so without caring what my response was.

[Zidana123]

These things didn't just appear around my home. They were everywhere,
from the neighbors to everywhere humans lived. Even in the Scarlet
Devil Mansion where normal people didn't dare to go. Even in places
like the Eternal Pavilion and Youkai Mountain.

They didn't all look the same, either. Their appearance mimicked many
of the residents of the fantastical town. Those we know and didn't
know, those we were familiar with and weren't familiar with were all
represented.

Some people accidentally harmed the round things. But we discovered
that their innards were completely made of bean paste! It was
unbelievable.

I've only seen one of the things smashed.

The neighboring man was rather rough when opening his door. He always
shoved it open suddenly and then stepped out with large steps.

Tragedy struck when the round things leisurely walked in front of his
door.

First it went "whump." Then it went "splat." That fellow became a
sticky mess of bean paste and dough skin.

I don't know why, but when I looked at the little heap, sadness rushed
into my chest. I suddenly felt that since those little things were so
cute, it wasn't right to treat them that way.

They were much simpler than we thought, always crying out "yukkuri
yukkuri," while mixing in some words we could understand. After a
while, some people realized that the so-called "yukkuri," really meant
"take it easy, relax a little." And of course, they didn't seem like
the kind of thing that could hurry. So everyone began to call them as:

"Yukkuris."

Loving sweet foods, loving play, enjoying the company of humans, those
were Yukkuris.

Completely peaceful and harmless, those were Yukkuris.

A few of these hilarious creatures became guests in my home.

[Zidana123]

My life with these two Yukkuris began.

"Alright, Reimu, from this day forward, this will be you and Marisa's
new home!" I announced after I brought them into the house.

"Reimu understands, This is Reimu and Marisa's easy place. Easy Big
Brother hurry up and give cute Reimu and Marisa sweet sweets!" Yukkuri
Reimu vigoriously waved her braids at me while drooling.

"Yea! Easy Big Brother should naturally feed Marisa lots of sweet
sweets ze!" Yukkuri Marisa agreed, a glimmer of satisfaction shining
in her eyes.

"Alright." Seeing their silly appearances, I held in my laughter and
offered then some leftover rice and vegetables, and told them, "From
now on this is Reimu and Marisa's new home. Big Brother will take care
of you well, so you need to listen to Big Brother."

"DELICIOUS! DELICIOUS! SO MUCH HAPPINESS!" Reimu exclaimed while
taking big bites of the leftovers.

"SO HAPPY ZE! SO GOOD! SO GOOD ZE! MARISA CAN TAKE IT SO EASY!"

In a moment, the plate of leftovers was cleaned up. The two little
things' bodies were swollen a size bigger. They let out enormous
belches, their expressions completely satisfied.

"HAPPINESS! Poo poo..." The two little things cried out together.
Suddenly, underneath their bodies, small holes appeared. The holes
expanded and a dark red substance sprayed out.

I was thinking this meant that something wrong was wrong with them,
but they let out a long sigh, and then yelled out together: "MISTER
POO POO CAME OUT, HAPPINESS HAPPINESS......"

So it was excretion. I hurriedly grabbed up a napkin from the table to
clean it, thinking it would be smelly. But as it turned out, it didn't
stink at all. It even had the odor of normal bean paste. But the
Yukkuris were repulsed by the poo poo. Even though they had just
proclaimed their "happiness," they started to cry after seeing the poo
poo. "Uneasy Mister Poo Poo go away quickyyyy......"

So I hurriedly cleaned up the bean paste.

After disposing of the poo poo, I returned to the Yukkuris and said,
"This is the first time, but after today, poo poo has to be done in
the appropiate place, okay? Like in here......" So saying, I put out
the shoe box I'd just retrieved.

"What is Big Brother saying? Reimu's poo poo is supposed to be cleaned
up by Big Brother! Big Brother is a very easy person!"

"Yea! Yea! Marisa's poo poo is for Big Brother to clean! Since Big
Brother is the easiest! Haha!"

"Easy... Easy... Easy..." The two of them started to shout.

"Big Brother is saying..." They didn't seem to understand me, so I
continued. "Poo poo on the floor is uneasy, so you should poo poo in
this box. That way it'll be easy, see."

"Yea! Reimu and Marisa's poo poo is for very easy Big Brother to
clean......"

"Yea! Yea...... Very easy Big Brother is very good and cleaning poo
poo ze......"

Well, that was true. I laughed. If it was a kitty or a doggy, things
like cleaning their poo poo was the job of the owner. It seemed like
they understood that I was their owner. And so, looking at their easy
faces, I felt incredibly happy.

[Zidana123]

The two little things brought a great deal of pleasure to my lonely
life. Every morning they would awaken me from my bed so that I could
prepare food for them. Thanks to their efforts, I never slept in
again, and would eat breakfast on time with them. I arrived at work
much earlier than before, and was never late again. I'm a teaching
assistant in a small private school, and every day I helped Professor
Keine prepare materials and straight up the classroom and Miss Akyu's
house. Professor Keine would praise me, saying that I finally had the
proper work ethic. Within half a year I could maybe make a full
teaching position.

In order to better take care of the Yukkuris, I also changed my
dietary habits. Living alone, I'd always ate when I felt like it, and
if I wasn't hungry I'd just skip meals. At that time, the best food I
got was the roasted eel from the Night Sparrow Barbecue. After taking
in the Yukkuris, I started to try to use the vegetables from the
garden and fresh meat from the market to make dishes. Of course, I
wasn't very good at the beginning, and the two Yukkuris were very
unhappy. But through perserverence, my cooking ability improved, and
the Yukkuris could finally devour the food I cooked easily. It's true,
when I think about it. I could barely stomach the food I cooked at the
start, so it was understandable than the Yukkuris would curse me with
"Uneasy Big Brother go die!" Ha ha.

As for the home front, conditions were improved greatly after the
Yukkuris' arrival as well. They were particularly sensitive to their
environment, and couldn't abide the slightest dirtiness. Especially
their poo poo. Whenever they had a chance to take a breath after poo
pooing and opened their eyes to see the turds of poo poo, they would
cry out:

"Where did this Mister Poo Poo come from.... Can't take it easyyyy....
Lazy Big Brother hurry and get rid of Mister Poo Pooooo......"

Even though I remind them again and again to drop their poo poo in the
paper box, they still very rarely did so. They usually poo pooed
immediately after eating. But I couldn't blame them, because their
intelligence really was limited, and they couldn't remember my
requests. Of course, I couldn't use the sterner methods that some
people used to train pet dogs on them. There was no need to treat them
sternly, because they could speak, and we could communicate. Although
I called them pets, in my eyes, they were more like children. In order
to keep them happy, I gradually became more active. I did a little
clean-up almost every day, and a big clean-up every three days. The
room must be kept clean at all times.

"Remember for next time, don't misbehave anymore. Poo poo goes in the
paper box." After cleaning up, I petted Reimu and Marisa's round
heads. The soft, squishy feeling always let me forget all my troubles.

"What is Big Brother babbling about? Reimu is very easy, you know!
Uneasy Mister Poo Poo could never appear before Reimu......"

"The Great Marisa is very easy ze! Uneasy Mister Poo Poo can only
die.... Very easy Big Brother has to punish Mister Poo Poo ze."

"Reimu and Marisa's easy place must stay very easy, okay!"

......

After they came to live with me, my life really did change. I was no
longer as lazy as before. I worked hard at my job. I vigorously took
care of my home. Every day, I felt better and better. Especially in
the moments when I opened my door with a big bundle of food each
evening.

"Has Big Brother brought back Mister Sweet Sweets? Cute Reimu's
stomach is empty empty, want to eat sweet sweets!"

"If Big Brother doesn't bring out sweet sweets, the Great Marisa will
be angry ze!"

"Mister Poo Poo can't take it easyyyy...... Big Brother hurry up and
punish Mister Poo Pooooo!"

"Hurry up and clean Marisa and Reimu's easy place!"

Clean up the poo poo. Tidy up the room. Bring out delicious cookies to
comfort them. Afterwards I would prepare dinner. In the kitchen I
could hear them gobbling away:

"Ah...... Mister Cookies can take it extra easyyyy...... So much
happineeeess......"

"Sweet sweets.... Happiness happiness...."

Whenever I heard their declarations of happiness, I became even more
energized, and tried my best to make the best food, in order to
reciprocate the Yukkuris' love for me.

[Zidana123]

It was after a month or so later. On that night, I was just coming in,
and saw that the house was wrecked. The guest room was a complete
mess. The garbage can had been knocked upside down. The ceiling, sofa,
and table were covered with a sticky substance, and the fruits and
snacks on the table were in bits all over the floor.

The first thing that came to mind was: Thief! And then unease rushed
to my heart. What if something happened to the Yukkuris? What if they
were hurt? What if they were scared and fled? What if they were
stolen...... At this point I rushed into the house and checked all
over the place. Luckily, I quickly discovered them in my room. At that
moment the vision that met my eyes was beyond my imagination: Reimu
and Marisa were snoozing on my bed in a round nest made from the
blankets. And nestled between their bodies were five tiny Yukkuris!

All the unease I felt vanished completely, and what took its place was
limitless joy. All of my efforts had borne fruit! My most beloved
Yukkuris had produced the next generation.

The most important thing is that this home of mine which was once so
silent and austere, will become more and more vibrant, more and more
warm, more and more harmonious......

Just as I was immersed in the joy of the future, Marisa woke up. When
she saw me standing in the doorway, she suddenly puffed up her cheeks,
glared at me menacingly, and said:

"This is Marisa and Reimu's little ones' easy place! Little ones are
very easy! Uneasy Big Brother isn't allowed in here, so go away go
away go away! Don't disturb the cutest little ones!"

"Sorry about that, Marisa." I apologized immediately, because I knew
that when animals brooded they had very strong protective instincts
and wouldn't even let their beloved owners close to their babies. Even
if they were Yukkuris. I immediately retreated to the hallway and was
about to close the door, but before I left I took another look. Under
the dim light, the round little Yukkuris were peacefully snoring
quietly. Now and then the corners of their mouths lifted to show their
pure smiles. Their brows would furrow slightly, their bodies would
shake, and they would stretch. They would stick out their tongues and
lick their tiny little lips. How I wished to hold them in my hands and
pet them!

"UNEASY BIG BROTHER GET THE FUCK OUT!" Marisa warned me again. "MARISA
WON'T BE MERCIFUL IF YOU KEEP DISTURBING THE LITTLE ONES!" It seemed
like Marisa really didn't feel safe with me on the scene. But it made
me happy, because for Marisa to be so concerned for her little ones,
she must be a very kind Yukkuri.

I gently closed the door and tiptoed away. It looks like the condition
of the rooms was a result of their reproduction. No matter, since in
order to keep the little ones growing healthily, I would have to clean
even more carefully. So I straightened up the room once more, and
prepared a meal in the kitchen for the entire Yukkuri family. I ate
some simple porridge, and went to bed on the guest room sofa. I didn't
get any sleep that night, though. Happiness, excitement, a touching
feeling... kept me company through the joyous night.

[Zidana123]

I didn't get any rest for the first half of the night. All of my focus
was on the little Yukkuris. Several times, I thought about going to
the bedroom to make sure nothing went wrong with the little Yukkuris.
But whenever I thought about how protective Marisa was, I figured that
I should let the Yukkuris take care of their own children. I didn't
doze off until the second half of the night.

......

A soft squishy object struck me in the head, jarring me awake. The
Yukkuri family had already risen from bed. Marisa was standing by me,
glaring. Seeing me open my eyes, she opened her mouth and cursed:

"BIG BROTHER IS SO LAZY! CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! MARISA'S LITTLE ONES ARE
ALREADY VERY HUNGRY HUNGRY! UNEASY BIG BROTHER HURRY UP AND OFFER
SWEET SWEETS TO THE CUTEST LITTLE ONES!"

Immediately following, a sound that caused the human heart to be
filled with infinite love entered my ears. I rubbed my eyes. Five
little Yukkuris: three little Reimus and two little Marisa were
staring at me with huge watery eyes. They waved their tiny braids
together, their pink little mouths pursed like baby birds, crying out
with all their might in their pure, innocent voices:

"Yuyu... Yuyu... Shweech shweech..."

"Yuyu... Weimu wanch...."

"Mawicha ij... yuyu... vewy yuyu.... cyute....."

"Yuyu... Yuyu... Bwig Bwoder.... yuyu... Shweech shweech...."

"Yuyu.... Hungwy hungwy...."

Seeing these tiny lives that had just been born, my heart was touched,
and an unstoppable affection oozed forth. I rose quickly and rushed
towards the little yukkuris with my hands extended to pet them.

"UNEASY BIG BROTHER GO DIE!!!!!!" Marisa suddenly leapt forward and
rammed into my left arm which was reaching towards the little
Yukkuris. It didn't hurt, but I definitely felt a forceful impact.

Before I could even react, Reimu and Marisa, no, I should say, the
father and mother, were tightly huddled together, glaring at me with a
look that was nearly hateful. Before I could open my mouth, Marisa
roared out: "THE GREAT MARISA DEFINITELY WON'T FORGIVE THOSE THAT DARE
TO BULLY THE GREAT MARISA'S LITTLE ONES! THE UNEASY BIG BROTHER THAT
BULLIES THE CUTEST AND EASIEST LITTLE ONES CAN GO DIE ZE!! MUST
PUNISH!!"

"Marisa is the very easy Reimu's mighty husband, you know! The uneasy
Big Brother that dares to bully the little ones wait to be punished by
Marisa, okay!"

"Wait a minute, Marisa! I'm sorry!" I apologized hurriedly. The little
ones were too important to them, so they would attack me without a
moment's hesitation. That was probably their love at work, so I
couldn't scold them. Indeed, I had to encourage them so they would
continue to take care of the little ones well. I thought my
relationship with the little ones should be closer, so I quickly
continued, "Big Brother is very easy! Big Brother likes the little
ones very much, so how could Big Brother hurt the little ones? Big
Brother will go now to get sweet sweets for the little ones to eat, so
Marisa and Reimu, don't be scared, okay."

Upon hearing about sweet sweets, Marisa and Reimu's expressions
instantly cleared up. The little ones behind them also reacted
positively to the sweet sweets instinctively. The whole family laughed
happily, crying out "sweet sweets."

But Marisa still didn't relax completely. She stared at me, still
alert, until I crumbled the cookies into their food dish.

The smell of the cookies instantly attracted the little Yus. They
crowded around the food dish like suckling pupplies, wiggling their
round little bottom bottoms as they dug in. But after a few bites, the
little ones all stopped and began to emit a crying 'uu-uu' sound.

"LITTLE ONES!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU CRYING!!!!!!! CAN'T TAKE IT EASY!!!!!"
Mother Reimu and Father Marisa screamed.

"Uuuu..... Shweech shweech......" The little Yus couldn't speak
properly yet. They were holding the bits of cookie in their mouths and
moving them around, but were unable to swallow. Apparently the cookies
were too hard and the little Yus couldn't chew them.

"UNEASY BIG BROTHER IS TRYING TO KILL THE CUTE LITTLE ONES? DIE DIE!"
Marisa's face clouded over again, glaring at me with her eyes that
were squeezed shut almost into lines. The grinding of her teeth was
actually audible.

"THE CRIMINAL BIG BROTHER THAT WANTS TO KILL THE LITTLE ONES GO
DIE!!!!!!!!" Reimu dashed up to me and started ramming into me with
her body.

"Wait! Wait!" I apologized profusely. "it's Big Brother's fault.
Mister Cookies are too hard, so the little ones.... The little ones
can't eat them. Let Mister Soft Soft soften the Mister Cookies, and
then the little ones can easily eat the Mister Cookies......" I
explained patiently, until Marisa and Reimu had rammed me many times,
enough to dull their rage--but I can't blame them, since it was my
negligance, I should make up for it. So I poured some milk into the
food dish and stirred it into the cookie bits. The little Yus joyously
began to eat, emitting happy "yuyu" sounds. Only then did their father
and mother's faces break into smiles again.

"Hmph! Marisa will forgive uneasy Big Brother this time. But if you
screw up like this again, Marisa definitely won't forgive you! Does
the uneasy stupid Big Brother remember!" Marisa was still watching me
warily.

I hurriedly apologized some more, and Marisa finally turned her
wrathful gaze away from me and returned to her family.

After the mess of the morning, I quickly ate two pieces of flatbread,
and left the house.

[Zidana123]

The situation at work was fortunate. There weren't any new lessons
today. The teacher was letting the students self-study, so I didn't
have any teaching duties. So while the classes were going, I put my
head down on the table in the office and tried to nap.

"Hey, One, why so lazy today?" Just as I closed my eyes, I heard
Professor Keine calling from behind me. I quickly straightened up and
started to explain. I have alot of respect for the professor who is
extremely kind.

"My apologies, Professor Keine." I yawned as I answered. "My pets at
home had little ones, and I was busy all night."

"Pets? Do you mean..." Professor Keine put down the notepad in her
hand and poured me a cup of tea, smiling.

"Ah... thank you Professor." I hurriedly accepted the teacup. "They're
Yukkuris. Two little animals that look like the Hakurei Miko and that
black and white magician. Cute fellows, haha."

"Are they?" Professor Keine's brow furrowed. "Oh? One, you're actually
interested in Yukkuris?"

"Yea, thanks to those things, I've been changed. I can't go back to
how I used to waste my days. You see," I stretched. "Aren't I working
much harder now?"

"Are you......" Professor Keine didn't seem to understand. "What I've
heard is, the neighbors don't have alot of good things to say about
those little animals....."

............

Class was over. The students ran from the classroom, leaving only me,
who had no idea what to believe.

From Professor Keine's mouth, I'd heard all sorts of bad things
concerning Yukkuris.

They would often trample the vegetables in fields. They liked to
invade peoples' homes and make a mess. They even stole candy from
babies. The people in the village already were fed up with those
things.

I didn't understand.

The Yukkuris were clearly so cute, so kind, and so understanding about
taking care of their little ones. How could they do this kind of lazy,
gluttonous thing?

Also, they can speak.

They can speak words that we can understand, so we are completely able
to communicate.

I really didn't understand why everyone would hate them.

It had to be that no one else tried to communicate. If they just spoke
to the Yukkuris, and discussed things, we would totally be able to
live happily together.

Just like me.

[Zidana123]

After I got home, the little Yus' smiles allowed me to relax. The
parent Yukkuris even allowed the little Yus to come into contact with
me, smiling as they watched the little Yus rub their faces on my feet.

"Yuyu... Bwig Bwoder... Yuyu..."

"Bwig Bwoder... Eajy..."

"Yuyu... Bwig Bwoder... Kan... Yuyu..."

Soft soft faces were rubbing my feet and letting me feel unlimited
warmth. Seeing the pure gazes of the little Yus, I couldn't control
the love swelling up in my heart, and extended my hands towards the
little Yus. Suddenly, I remembered the two parent Yukkuris, and looked
at them.

Marisa was watching me. When she saw my hand reaching for one of the
little Yus, she looked at me with a kind of proud gaze, and said:

"Easy Big Brother is now allowed to play easy with the cutest little
ones ze. Big Brother must always love and protect the super-easy
little ones. I won't allow Big Brother to harm the little ones even a
little ze......"

"Of course, Marisa. Big Brother cherishes the cutest little ones the
most." I answered.

So I put my hand on the floor. The Koreimu closest to my hand hopped
into my palm, and a soft and warm feeling was transmitted from my palm
to my heart.

I put my other hand on the hand which was holding Koreimu and slowly
raised it in front of my face. The little Yu was extremely excited,
and kept muttering:

"Yuyu... Weimu.... Ij fwying.... Yuyu.... Fwy fwy...."

The little Yu's face rubbed back and forth on my palms, as if she
particularly liked my warm hands. Her short braids rustled up and
down, as if she really were flying. Her soft hair gently scuffed on my
hands. It tickled, but was comfortable and warm. There was no way. It
wasn't possible. With these pure and innocent eyes, how could the
villagers say they were wicked? Everyone must be wrong. They had to be
wrong. Looking at these gentle and cute little Yus, I vowed to raise
them into kind, good Yukkuris that everyone would accept.

A knock on the door broke though my thoughts. I quickly put down the
little Yu gently, went to the guest room and opened the door. It was a
white wolf, different from normal wolves. This wolf wore a red hat
shaped like a bowl on its head, and in its mouth was a letter.

This was the youshou trained by the tengo of Youkai Mountain to
deliver messages. Ever since there started to be contact between
Youkai Mountain and humans, these wolves were used to deliver messages
between humans, in order to exchange mail between different villages.
I knelt down and bowed to the wolf. Once I took the letter, the wolf
ran away like a wisp of smoke.

Taking the envelope, I discovered that it was a letter from Big Sis.

[Zidana123]

The celebration of Tanabata wasn't just among humans. Tanabata was
also popular among the otherworldly creatures. Because of this, Big
Sis was overjoyed and troubled at the same time. Big Sis and Big Sis'
Husband lived near the sunflower field and ran a florist shop between
the two of them. Normally they deal in flowers. Between customers like
the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Eternal Pavilion, and the Ruler of the
Flower Patch, business is pretty good. At the end of last year, the
two had a baby together. But at this time of year was when the flower
business boomed. Young humans and as well as lesser youkai gave
flowers as gifts to their friends, so Big Sis' family would be busy
managing their shop. Because of this, my little niece wouldn't have
anyone to take care of her. So Big Sis wrote me a letter, asking if I
could take care of the baby while the school was on break for
Tanabata.

Truth be told, in the half year since my niece was born, I'd only
visited them at the flower patch more than two or three times. Such
sparse contact with them really made me feel ashamed. So, since I was
on break, I should properly take the responsibility of being an uncle.

But the following problem had me quite tangled up. When my niece came,
the Yukkuris would have to be moved out of the bedroom. But then the
little Yus wouldn't have anywhere to go. Thinking about it, I decided
to make a little nest for the Yukkuris and put it in the guest room. I
couldn't put them in the yard, because there might be animals.

[Zidana123]

So before the sun set, I hurried to the furniture store, and asked the
owner there to make a small square bed of sufficient size out of wood.
The owner agreed readily, and I returned home, preparing to explain
the situation to the Yukkuri family.

"What is it? Uneasy Big Brother isn't allowed to interrupt Marisa's
easy poo poo ze......" Marisa who'd just finished her meal was
grudgingly poo pooing in the paper box under my instructions.

"A new friend is coming to our home." I said.

"What new friend! Can they take it easy?" Marisa and Reimu said
together.

"It's a baby." I answered.

"Baby! Baby!" Hearing my words, the two parent Yukkuris instantly
raised their bodies and waved their braids excitedly. "Marisa likes
easy babies the most! THE MOST!"

"Baby! Easy baby! Where are you?" Reimu was such a good mother. A
happy expression appeared on her face the moment she heard the word
baby.

"So, Marisa and Reimu need to give the baby a very easy place to
live." I said.

"Of course of course, Marisa's easy place is the baby's easy place!
Baby take it easy, take it easy!" Marisa started waving her braid
again.

"Then it's settled, you'll give the baby the very easy place." I
patted Marisa's head and congratulated her. "In order to reward the
very easy Marisa and her family, how about Big Brother makes roast
meat pies for you tonight?"

"YESYESYES!!!!" Marisa and her family screamed. "MISTER MEAT PIE IS
THE EASIEST!"

[Zidana123]

So I went into the kitchen and prepared the roast meat pies. The
Yukkuris, especially the little Yus, ate happily. The five ping-pong
ball sized little Yus that had only been born for two days actually
managed to eat three meat pies between them. Their appetite really was
astonishing.

After eating, the little Yus poo pooed alot in the kitchen. Returned
to my room, Marisa and Reimu picked them up one by one in their mouths
and put them on the bed. The entire family began to sing a "yuyu"
song. As I cleaned the guest room, I watched them. Tomorrow they would
go to live in a small wooden box, so tonight, I may as well let them
rest in comfort one last time.

[Zidana123]

Before the sun came up the next day I was up. Seeing that the Yukkuris
were happily sleeping on my bed, I quietly went to the kitchen. I cut
up some vegetable leaves, fruit, and flatbreads and filled their dish,
and then gently touched Marisa's cheek to wake her up.

"How dare the uneasy Big Brother wake Marisa!" Marisa glared at me
angrily.

"Big Brother is going to bring the baby home today." I said.

"Ah! The very easy baby ze? The baby is coming home ze? Yuyu......"
Marisa stared at me with shining eyes.

"Yes, the very easy and cute baby." I said. "So Marisa wait easy, and
when Big Brother brings the baby home, everyone can take it easy
together."

"Together... Yuyu... Together.... Yuyu," Marisa seemed to already be
very excited.

"Since Big Brother is getting the baby, I won't be home. Marisa needs
to take good care of the cute little ones and Reimu, okay! Mister
Vegetables and Mister Sweet Sweets are in the food dish outside, but
everyone needs to eat sparingly today."

"What are you saying, Marisa is unbeatable! How could Marisa not be
able to take care of the cute little ones and Reimu? Big Brother go
bring back the baby easy so we can take it easy together ha ha
ha......"

Hearing these words from Marisa, I confidently left the house and
headed towards Big Sis's residence.

The Sunflower Field and the human area were actually quite far apart.
With no transportation, the walk took an entire morning. I left my
house at around 6 AM, but it wasn't until the noon sun was overhead
that I saw the golden field of flowers.

Just as I arrived in front of the flower shop's door, I saw two
unusual figures standing there. One was the black and white magician,
and the other...... it actually turned out to be Yuuka Kazami! They
seemed to be chatting secretively, because that black and white
magician had her mouth tightly glued to Yuuka's ear, and Yuuka only
nodded lightly, without changing her expression. When they saw me
approach, they quickly stopped talking.

[Zidana123]

"Oh my, the latest stock is pretty nice!" Yuuka picked up a small
flower pot outside the store and admired it closely.

"Is that Miss Kazami? It's an honor to have you visit our humble
shop......" A male voice came from inside the room. It was the shop
owner, my Sister's Husband.

My Sister's Husband walked out of the door, and, seeing me standing to
the side, quickly pulled me into the room. He then smiled and began to
introduce today's merchandise to Yuuka.

Seeing my Sister's Husband conversing with Yuuka, I walked into the
inner room. Big Sis was rocking the cradle and carefully watching the
playing baby through the window. She stood up when she saw me walk in.

"One, you're here? Good, your Sister's Husband was just wondering why
you weren't here already? Are you hungry? I'll go make something, it's
been a while since our family got together like this......" So saying,
Big Sis lifted the teapot from the table and poured me a glass of
water.

"Oh... If you're busy, that's fine." I said. "No need to wait on me.
Is the baby doing well?"

"Take a look." Upon hearing me mention the baby, Big Sis' voice
immediately took on a proud tone. As she sliced vegetables, she said,

"The baby's getting cuter and cuter, isn't she? Look, even though
she's only eight months old, she's got alot of hair. See, she can
already have it braided." Indeed, my niece's hair was pretty thick,
and her mother had already put a red butterfly ribbon on her head and
given her a little braid.

"How long do you need me to watch her?" I asked.

"Uhm... until Tanabata is over. I'll send you a letter, so don't worry
about coming over. Your Sister's Husband and I will go to you in the
human area....." The crisp smell of stir-fried vegetables came from
the kitchen, along with Big Sis' voice. "One, there's something Big
Sis needs to talk to you about......"

"Hang on, Big Sis!" I intercepted her quickly. "I know what you're
going to say, it's going to be about you're getting on in years,
establishing a family and getting some descendents and that sort of
thing. I know, you don't have to worry about me...... Professor Keine
discussed it with me before, and she's going to introduce......" Ever
since Big Sis got married, she's been very interested in personal
life. I could only tell her a little lie to get her to stop. Although
bringing Professor Keine into it made me feel a little guilty. I
looked over at the baby, and she actually smiled cutely at me! I
suddenly remembered the little Yus back home. Wasn't this smile the
same?

[Zidana123]

After lunch, and the period when the sun was highest in the sky, it
was time for me to take the baby back with me to the human area.

My Sister's Husband said that he was also going to the human area to
go shopping, so we may as well go together. If we'd known earlier it
would have spared me a trip. Big Sis prepared a bamboo basket and put
the baby inside. I took the basket in my arms, and the preparations
were complete.

My Sister's Husband brought the wagon over, and I got on. Before we
left, Big Sis was still fussing over the baby. I promised to her that
when the baby got back, she would be even whiter and plumper.

"Also, you need to think about your own situation." Big Sis instructed
me at the end. "You can't go on living by yourself. There's alot of
good human girls, you should find one and start a family."

"Understood, Big Sis..... I've got plans for my affairs." I laughed,
because it was clear to me that the Yukkuri family were my relatives.
An affectionate family, exactly the same.

The wagon started to move, quickly heading towards the human area.

[Zidana123]

That evening, I opened the door, baby in one hand and the dinner for
the family (really it should be for the two members of the family and
seven Yukkuris) in the other.

Because I would have to care for the baby from now on, I wouldn't be
able to spend time making food for the Yukkuris. So I went to the
store to get some pet food. There were still no pet stores just for
Yukkuris yet, so I went to a normal cat/dog pet store and got some pet
snacks. Even though they were pet snacks, the ingrediants were almost
the same as snacks for children. I thought the Yukkuris would probably
accept them.

Pushing open the door, I saw a lively scene. The guest room was filled
with cries of "yuyu." The Yukkuri family had dragged the blankets from
my bed into the guest room, and covered it with their excrement. The
white comforter and bed covering were stained with splotches of red
and yellow. The tea set on the coffee table had been knocked to the
floor. Thankfully I only used paper and plastic cups, since if they
were glass, they would have cut the Yukkuris' Mister Feet. The worst
thing was that the food dish was emptied of food. Instead, there was a
heap of dark red bean paste. It looked like after they'd finished
eating, they'd poo pooed in the food dish.

[Zidana123]

I was just about to greet them, but Marisa screamed out first: "IS
UNEASY BIG BROTHER DEAD? THE LITTLE ONES HAVEN'T HAD ANY SWEET SWEETS
FOR THE WHOLE DAY! THE LITTLE ONES ARE HUNGRY! THE CUTEST LITTLE ONES
CAN'T TAKE IT EASY WITHOUT SWEET SWEETS! IT'S BIG BROTHER'S FAULT THAT
THE LITTLE ONES CAN'T TAKE IT EASY, SO BIG BROTHER WILL BE PUNISHED!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!"

Marisa's scream gave me a shock, and when I listened closely, I
realized that the "yuyu" sound in the room really wasn't the happy
sound of little Yus that had just eaten their fill. This trembling
sound that pitched alternately high and low sounded almost like sobs.
I carefully put the bag of food on the table, brought in the baby
stroller that I got from Big Sis' house, put the baby in the
stroller, and walked into the Yukkuri family.

It was true. The five little Yus were sobbing softly. Tears, drool,
and even fluid from their excretion holes were mixed under their
bodies. The big glistening eyes from before were squeezed into cracks.
Their eyebrows were bunched up in the center of their foreheads. Pink
little mouths were curled into frowns and emitted cries of 'uuuu.'
Their mother hovered at their side, gently licking the little ones'
bodies with her tongue to comfort them, her face filled with sadness.

"Little Ones, take it easy take it easy...... Sweet sweets will be
here soon...... Mommy will do lick lick...... Don't cry..."

"Yuyu.... Yuyu.... Uuuuuuuu... Uuuuuu.... Hungwy.. Hungwy..."

"Wanch do ead.... Ead... Shweech sweech... Eajy... Canch..."

"Weimu.... Wanch... Yuyu.. Yuyu... Sweech sweech..."

"Ma... Mawicha... Hungwy hungwy..."

"Shweech... Shweech... Hungwy hungwy...."

Seeing me enter, Mother Reimu dropped her caring expression, and
looked at me with the same glare as Marisa. She raged: "WHY IS STUPID
BIG BROTHER ONLY COME JUST NOW? WHERE ARE THE SWEET SWEETS FOR THE
LITTLE ONES AND REIMU? THE LITTLE ONES CAN'T SING WITHOUT SWEET
SWEETS! LITTLE ONES THAT CAN'T SING AREN'T EASY! UNEASY LITTLE ONES
CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! BIG BROTHER HAS TO PAY FOR MAKING THE LITTLE ONES
UNABLE TO TAKE IT EASY! DOES THE STUPID BIG BROTHER THAT CAN'T TAKE IT
EASY NOT UNDERSTAND? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU
DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU
DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD?"

The blame exploded like a cannon. But watching the little Yus that
were crying in hunger, I didn't feel a trace of anger. Wouldn't Big
Sis treat me the same way if I didn't take good care of her baby? So I
turned around and took out the pet snacks from the bag.

"Easy Mister Sweet Sweets are in here. I'm really sorry. Big Brother
really hasn't taken care of the little ones today. Big Brother
apologizes. These are reparations." So saying, I waggled the bag of
food in my hand.

[Zidana123]

As soon as they heard about sweet sweets, the twisted expressions on
the Yukkuris instantly transformed into grins. They swarmed towards
me, shouting "Sweet sweets," their eyes fixed unwaveringly on the bag
of food in my hand. I tore the bag open and was struck by the rich
smell of cream. I couldn't help but sigh. The quality of pet snacks
was getting higher and higher. I poured the food into the bowl that
I'd just washed, and the Yukkuri family gathered around it like
feeding pigs, gobbling down the food in huge mouthfuls. As they
chewed, they let out slurping and snorting noises. The parent Yukkuris
as well as the little Yus wiggled their fatty rears in a comical
display.

I picked up the baby and brought her before the Yukkuris so she could
watch them eat. I whispered to her, "Baby, look, these are Yukkuris.
Yuyu~~yuy~~ Aren't they cute?"

Who would have thought that when my niece saw the Yukkuris, she pouted
her lips and started to whimper. As she whimpered she hid her eyes
behind a tiny hand, unwilling to look at the happy family.

My niece's reaction shocked me to the core. I thought that she would
be delighted by these cute little things in my house, and hadn't
expected this kind of first reaction. I backed away quickly and turned
my body around so my niece couldn't see the Yukkuris, and then rocked
her gently in my arms to calm her down.

As it turned out, the baby's cries disturbed Marisa. She suddenly
approached me and scolded me with her brow furrowed: "Does the uneasy
Big Brother not see that Marisa and the little ones are eating? The
Big Brother that disturbes Marisa and the little ones' munch munch
can't take it easy! Does stupid big brother not understand? Are you
stupid? Are you dead?"

"Waaaah....." My niece, who had just stopped whimpering, couldn't take
any more like this. She began to cry loudly in earnest. Her cries
shocked the entire Yukkuri family. They stopped eating one by one and
stared at me. After a moment, they all began to scream out.

"DOES BIG BROTHER NOT SEE THAT REIMU'S CUTEST LITTLE ONES ARE DOING
MUNCH MUNCH? YOU CAN'T DISTURB THE LITTLE ONES' MUNCH MUNCH! THE BIG
BROTHER THAT DISTURBS THE LITTLE ONES' MUNCH MUNCH CAN'T TAKE IT EASY!
ARE YOU STUPID?"

"Shduu..... Shduu....." The little Yus were imitating their father and
mothers' insults and yelling as well.

"Bwig Bwother.... Canch yuyu.... Gwo dwie.... Gwo dwie....."

"WAAAAAAAAAAH..." The baby cried even harder in my arms, clinging to
my collar tightly with a small hand. Even though we haven't seen each
other much, perhaps she could understand in her blood that I was the
only relative around she could depend on.

"Wait, wait, Marisa, this is... This is, the very easy baby!" I
explained to Marisa. "Marisa likes easy babies very much, right?"

"Baby.... What baby...." Confusion appeared on Marisa's face.

"The baby, the baby that Big Brother just brought home today. Didn't
Marisa say she liked babies yesterday?"

"Baby?"

"Buu... wabee.... Yuyu..."

The Yukkuri family quieted down. I turned my niece in my arms so the
little girl could see her new friends. My niece seemed to have felt
that the room was calmer, and gradually stopped her crying.

Seeing the baby in my arms, Marisa and Reimu instantly broke into
grins. "Ah!!! Baby.... Baby.... Easy baby......"

I'd finally managed to quell the hostilities, and the room returned to
its usual friendly atmosphere.

[Zidana123]

After dinner I started to explain the sleeping arrangements for
tonight to Marisa.

The baby couldn't sleep on the couch. And I couldn't let the baby
sleep by herself. So the Yukkuris would have to sleep outside the
bedroom. However, I brought the completed wooden box in and put my
blankets on top so it was comfy. The Yukkuris should be happy with
this arrangement. However, when I told my plans to Marisa, I got this
response instead:

"What is the uneasy Big Brother saying? OF course Marisa and Reimu's
cute little ones will sleep on the easy bed. Does the uneasy Big
Brother not understand?"

"Is Big Brother an idiot? The super easy Mister Bed is obviously the
cutest Reimu and the cutest little ones' easy place, right? How can
the uneasy Big Brother sleep on the bed?"

Their meaning seemed to be something along the lines of: The bed
always belonged to Marisa's family, so Marisa's family should sleep
there.

"But the baby needs Big Brother to take care of her, and the baby
needs to sleep on the bed too."

"What nonsense is idiot Big Brother saying? Isn't it Reimu's job to
take care of the baby? Reimu is the expert at taking care of babies.
The stupid Big Brother that can't take care of babies can't take it
easy, you know? Big Brother isn't home at all every day, so how could
he know how to take care of babies......" Reimu adopted a patronizing
look.

"It's different for the baby. She has to be taken care of by Big
Brother. So tonight Marisa and Reimu have to sleep here on the little
bed, okay?" I said, pointing at the prepared "little wooden bed".

"Are stupid Big Brother's brains rotten?" Marisa glared at me, no
trace of the earlier warmth on her face. "How could a small dirty
broken thing like this be the place where the Great Marisa sleeps?
Marisa obviously sleeps on Mister Bed. Has stupid Big Brother gone
blind? Can't see? Forgot?"

"That's right that's right, Big Brother's brains have gone rotten. He
needs discipline, discipline." Reimu put in. "How could uneasy Big
Brother sleep on the bed......"

"What are you saying?" The more I heard, the more it felt wrong. They
seem to have misunderstood my meaning. "You were sleeping on the bed
before because Reimu just had little ones, right? So since the little
ones are stronger now, that means they should sleep with you on the
pet bed. The bed in the bedroom is for me--your owner--to sleep on."

"Ha ha ha ha..... Hoo hoo hoo....." Marisa and Reimu burst out
laughing. "Have stupid Big Brother's brains rotted? Big Brother is
Marisa's family's slave, ze. Slaves should act like slaves da ze.
Slaves that don't obey Marisa's commands will be punished ze...... Ha
ha ha......"

I couldn't believe it. How could the Yukkuris be acting like this? Had
they come down with some kind of sickness? That had to be it, because
there was no other reason they would be acting so abnormally. So I
decided......

"Sorry, Marisa. It's my fault that I didn't take care of you guys
well. You'll just have to bear it for today." So saying, I picked up
Marisa and headed towards the closet.

"Ah... It's like flying in the sky ze...." Marisa sighed in
astonishment. Reimu and the little Yus followed behind us and came to
the closet. I opened the door and put Marisa and the little wooden bed
inside. Marisa realized the situation was fishy and started screaming:
"WHAT IS STUPID BIG BROTHER DOING! HURRY UP AND PUT THE GREAT MARISA
DOWN! IS THIS A MUTINY? IS YOUR BRAIN ROTTEN? ARE YOU DEAD? UNEASY BIG
BROTHER GO DIE GO DIE!!!!!!"

I threw the entire Yukkuri family into the closet and closed the door.
I would take them to the doctor tomorrow. Screams and curses from the
entire family sounded through the door. It broke my heart to hear them
like this. This couldn't be the same family of Yukkuris I had before.
They had to be sick. They needed treatment.

After I comforted the baby, the busy day finally came to a close. I
fell asleep the moment I put my head down......

[Zidana123]

Early the next morning, I prepared breakfast for the baby, fed her,
and then got ready to take the Yukkuris to the doctor. But. I couldn't
leave the baby home alone. But. It would be too dangerous to take the
baby to Eirin's clinic in the Bamboo Forest was too dangerous. I
couldn't abandon the baby. But. I couldn't leave the sick Marisa and
her family without help either. What should I do? My head started to
hurt as I considered the difficult situation.

My thoughts were interrupted by a "bam bam bam" on the door. When I
hurried to open it, it was......

Professor Keine!

"Ah, Professor Keine, why are you......" I stifled the worried look on
my face and piled on the smiles to welcome the professor in.

"One......" The Professor seemed to have seen through my dissembling.
I suppose my smile was too fake, and my troubles were still showing on
my face. "Are you in some difficulty.... Wait a minute, why is your
room such a mess?" The Professor looked at the room behind me, taking
in the garbage strewn about.

"This... This... There was a little..." I hurried to explain. "It's
okay now, I was just cleaning up......" I could remember the look on
Professor Keine's face when she heard about my Yukkuris.

"You sure are embarrassed......" Without a further word, Professor
Keine walked into the room and picked up the bedspread that had been
the Yukkuris' bed. She smelled it, and, with a furrowed brow, asked,
"One, what's this? What's that smell? It's like some kind of animal
stepped on it."

"That... That...." As I was fumbling to explain, the Professor took
another whiff and said, "there's a bit of a stench, but it's not
something that a human could notice..... Like bean paste.... Slightly
rotten bean paste..... ONE!" The Professor looked at me. "Are you
still raising those things?"

"Professor, just listen, these are my....." I started to explain. I
didn't want anyone else to interfere with my life. It was true that I
was much busier now that I had the Yukkuri family, but I was happy. I
didn't want to go back to the kind of sloppy, lonely life I had
before. I needed them.

The baby started yelling.

The Professor hurried into my bedroom and saw a cute, lively baby
watching her from the baby stroller beside my bed.

The baby stuck out her arms at Professor Keine and said "aaaaah,' a
sweet smile appearing on her face. The Professor hurried to her, bent
down, and began to pat her gently. The Professor certainly was popular
with kids.

"This kid......" The Professor turned to look at me, smiling.

"Ah..... that's my older sister's child. She's been busy lately so I'm
taking care of her." I said.

"Can I hold her?" The Professor asked.

"Of course! Of course you can!" I answered. The Professor picked up
the baby, who thrashed about happily in her arms. The Professor's
cheeks glowed faintly red. What a healthy body the Professor had......

Just as I was admiring her, The Professor looked at me with a stern
expression and said, "One, I need to warn you, alot of people in the
village are fed up with the Yukkuris. Those animals don't seem to get
along well with human children. The students at the school get
attacked by them alot when they leave the village. I'm worried
that......"

"Professor, don't worry, my Yukkuris are very obediant. I've been
training them....."

"They did THAT to your room and you call them trained?"

"No, Professor, that was my oversight. It had nothing to do with the
Yukkuris. They're not naturally hateful to humans. We just need to
communicate peacefully with them...... And take care of them....... I
was going to take them to the doctor today."

"What? What's wrong with them? Are they sick?" Professor Keine
instantly became serious.

"It's not a big deal...... It's just..... Just that they had a little
bit of a temper last night. I thought it might be some kind of
disease, so I was going to go to the clinic in the Bamboo Forest....."

"Let me see!" Professor Keine put the baby back in the baby stroller
and tried to walk out of the bedroom, but was blocked by me.

"Professor, please respect my lifestyle!" I said, looking steadily at
the Professor.

Seeing that I didn't intend to budge, Professor Keine didn't do
anything. She looked at the baby and then back at me and asked" What
are you going to do about the baby today?"

"That's what I was troubled about." I smiled bitterly.

"How about I send Asu over to help you?" The Professor asked.

Asu was Miss Akyu's maid, and also Miss Akyu's tutor.

[Zidana123]

I felt a little timid about Asu coming over.

Professor Keine and Miss Akyu normally were fairly close as far as
academics were concerned, but when it came to exchanging literature,
it was up to me and Asu. Because of the frequent back and forth, us
two helpers became much closer than our two masters. In the beginning
we would hand off our literature and then depart, but after we got
more familiar, we started chatting. Through our conversations, I found
out that Asu also lived in town, was the daughter of the pastry shop
owner, and liked to read. After she got done with her lessons from
Professor Keine, she became a maid in Miss Akyu's household, and
continue to learn along with Miss Akyu.

Asu wasn't an extreme pretty girl, but now and then she would do or
say something that showed she was quite attractive. As a human girl in
this fantastical land with so many beautiful women, Asu didn't stand
out much. But for a human, she was a good-looking girl. After getting
to know her for a while, I found that she was quite knowledgeable, and
for a teaching assistant like me, she may as well be a "professor."
The people that don't know her well might feel that Asu was a private
girl who was difficult to get close to, but once you get to know her
you will discover that she's very concerned about the people around
here. I remember once, in order to thank Keine Professor for lettinmg
her borrow some books, Asu baked a cake and brought it to the school.
Of course, the Professor didn't each much, and it ended up being
divided among me and the students.

Professor Keine left my home immeidately after making her suggestion
about Asu. A short while later, she reappeared at my door with Asu.

"Ah.... This..... Miss Asu..... I'm sorry about......" I don't know
why, but I suddenly got nervous, and could only manage a stuttery
greeting.

"Mister One, no need to be polite." Asu smiled. "Normally you have to
go back and forth with materials, so this isn't much at all. Besides,
with Professor Kein and Mister One both asking, how could I refuse?"
Asu's smile shone at me like the sun.

"Hee hee, One, why so shy today?" Professor Keine patted my shoulder
and pulled me to the side. She whispered, "You've got a good
opportunity today, One. Asu isn't betrothed to anyone......"

"Professor.... What are you saying......" I really was embarassed.

"Okay, my job os done here!" Professor Keine exclaimed deliberately.
"Asu, the baby is in your care for now. After One gets done, make sure
to have him thank you properly, ha ha."

After explaining some things, I put the manjuu family from the closet
into a bamboo basket and carried it out the door on my back. Even so,
they were jumping about inside and yelling. I noticed that Asu's eyes
were filled with dislike for these Yukkuris.

[Zidana123]

I was almost chased out of the Bamboo Forest Clinic.

When I explained myself to Doctor Eirin, she actually started laughing
out loud:

"Little Brother, aren't you confused? For the sake of these bean paste
buns, you actually ran out to this bamboo forest where the fantastical
creatures gather. Do you know how many fellows here would rather eat
you than normal food?"

"I'm raising them, so of course I would take care of them!" I said.

"Take care of? These things can live by eating garbage. Why would they
need you to take care of them?" Eirin didn't even look at me. She was
flipping through a catalogue of illnesses with her head down.

"Please don't look at my problems from your preconceptions." I said.
"As a doctor, you have a duty to listen to your patients."

Before I was done speaking, the Yukkuris popped their heads out of the
bamboo basket. Marisa looked around, and hurled a phrase which was
taboo towards Eirin. Everyone present stared with their mouths open.

"Can Old Lady take it very easy?"

The clinic was filled with silence. The ears of the two bunny girls by
Eirin's side stood at attention like a pair of trees. Eirin herself
didn't move at all, but I could see her lower lip curl slightly as she
chewed it with her teeth.

"Uu...... Don...... Ge......" Eirin's voice was shaking as she called
the name of her minion. The long-haired bunny girl in the western
clothing turned pale, and replied hesitantly, "Yes......
Mistress......"

"I have work to do in the lab, so this meeting is concluded. SHOW HIM
OUT!" The Doctor stood up and walked off. The "SHOW HIM OUT" had been
forced through her teeth.

And that's how I was chased out.

(TN: hy originally wrote 几乎是被赶出, which is 'almost chased out' in the
opening sentence to this section, but 就这么被赶出 in the last sentence,
which is 'was chased out in this way.' Kind of a typo/continunity
error...)

[Zidana123]

I carried the bamboo basket on my back as I walked in a daze on the
one small road in the Bamboo Forest. In my hand I held a bottle of
medicine that Udonge gave to me as I went out the door.

"Mistress told me to give this to you, sir. Mistress said that if the
Yukkuris make a ruckus again, make them drink this. It's concentrated,
so just drip a few drops in sugar water." After the instructions,
Udonge continued: "Really... it's not that Mistress doesn't want to
treat them, it's just that.... you know, sir, Mistress has that one
pet peeve......"

I took the medicine and bowed to the bunny girl. She didn't react, but
instead turned around and ran back to the clinic.

Outside the Bamboo Forest was the grassy fields not far from the human
area. This is a place where humans go, so the signs of lesser youkai
were greatly diminished. As I was walking in the fields, I suddenly
found a group of children under the leadership of two youths clustered
by the side of the road. They were letting out hearty laughs.

"Ha ha ha... What's with these guys.... Ha ha ha"

"They sure are stupid, not being able to see this kind of little
trap... Ha ha ha"

"So! What other tricks can you do?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha"

I listened to them carefully, and detected a familiar crying sound
from within the huddle:

"Ahh..... Give Mister Hat back to Marisaaa.... Can't take it
easyyy......"

"Reimu's cutest Mister Haiiir..... Return it to Reimuuu......"

"Uneajy Big Brother go dwie! Weimu will...."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... Little One, you can't say that to Mister
Humaaan......"

I ran over quickly and saw that the children were abyusing a family of
Yukkuris.

[Zidana123]

Why? Why did everyone always ostrasize these little animals? A
nameless flame rose up in my chest, and I strode towards them with
huge steps.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

The children stopped and looked at me. Suddenly, one of them pointed
at me and laughed. "Ha ha, isn't this the well-known Yu-lover from
town? Ha ha ha ha ha......"

"It's true...... I've seen him, he works at the school..... Ha ha
ha......"

"That's because.... Ha ha, he's concerned about his own kind ha ha
ha....."

The mocking laughter rang in my ears. I unconsciously clenched my
fists and shook.

"And what of it?" I asked. "Let them go at once. Do you know what
you're doing? You're committing murder!"

Hearing that, the children prepared to mock me some more, but the
slightly older youth stopped them, and said to me: "Mister One, we
know you're Professor Keine's assistant, so we respect you. You
see....." As he spoke, he pointed to the cultivated field near him.

The fields were completely wrecked. Many of the vegetables had been
ripped up by their roots, the ground was covered in pits and holes,
and there were chewed up fruits and leaves scattered about--as well as
bean paste.

"The fields in the village are attacked like this every day." The
youth said. "Since we can't work, we've been assigned to watch over
the fields here, and it turned out it was these things that keep
coming in their threes and fives to damage the crops. Mister One, I
wouldn't lie to you. This family that we're punishing right now, even
though there's only four of them, they're the ones that ruined this
whole field of crops!"

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I had no response to that. Just as I was wondering what to say, One of
the children suddenly stomped on a little Marisa. With a loud squish,
the little Yu's mouth and eye sockets spurted with bean paste. Her
family started screaming once again.

"AHH!!!!!!! DEIBU'S CYUTEST WIDDLE ONEEEE!!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING
DIIIIS!!!!!"

"BADIZA'S WIDDLE ONEEEE!!!!! THE CUTEST WIDDLE ONEEEE!!!!! EBEN DOUGH
SHE DID NOTHING WROOOONG!!!!!!!! WHYYYY!!!!! GIBE THE WIDDLE ONE
BAAAACK!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! SHO SKEWEEEEEE!!!!!!" The other little Yu, a
Reimu, screamed and sprayed out yellow pee pee.

"STOPT IT!" I shouted loudly. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU KIDS! THEY
ALREADY KNOW THEY DID WRONG! HOW CAN YOU BEAR DOING THAT?"

Because they were children, they were paralyzed by my shout of rage. I
continued. "LET THEM GO. DID YOU HEAR ME!"

"Let... Let the Great Reimu go!" The Reimu seemed to have pulled
herself together upon seeing someone on her side, and started yelling
at the children.

I didn't spare them a glance, and started to bend down to gather up
the poor Yukkuri family. But before my hands could reach their faces,
a huge foot descended from the sky and smashed all three Yukkuris into
bean paste before me. When I looked up, I beheld an absolutely
enormous figure before me. The children around us scattered. I took a
closer look, and realized that it was a man I didn't know. His body
was strong, his arms and shoulders thick with muscle. His orange hair
was cut short, and there was a fierce, mesmerizing smile on his
angular face that left me in awe.

"Little Brother, how about you stop picking on those kids?" This large
fellow said while smiling. "It's everybody's duty to exterminate
pests."

"You......" Seeing his impressive size, I shuddered involuntarily.
Before I could say another word, the large fellow continued: "What,
Little Brother? You have a problem? If you have a problem how about we
discuss it in private?"

I gave up. The only thing I could do was stand up, straighten the
bamboo basket on my back, toss down a "you're going too far" in
parting, and skulk away. Behind me followed the mocking laughter of
the large fellow and small children.

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Everything was fresh and new at home!

Asu was sitting in the guest room, holding the baby. A radiant smile
sat on the baby's face, and Asu was grinning as she sang the baby a
song.

The scene sent me into a beautiful fantasy. It was as if the thing
that was missing in my little house was this kind of imagery.

I snapped out of my thoughts and greeted Asu.

"Thank you so much for your hard work, Asu." I put down the bamboo
basket and opened the lid. The Yukkuris were sleeping deeply inside,
so I returned the basket to the closet and gently settled the Yukkuris
in the little wooden box. I poured them some orange juice and closed
the door.

"Mister One, you're the one that had the hard work." Asu smiled. "The
baby was well-behaved. And she's very smart. I was playing with her
and she instantly understood the rules. She's soooo cute..... Oh yeah,
I laundered your bedsheets too. The bean paste was really hard to get
off so I used your washing machine......"

"Ah? You didn't have to do that...." I really was embarassed at
hearing that Asu did all that work. "It was already too much to ask
you to take care of the baby, I couldn't possibly let you do all that
other stuff?"

"No worries. That's part of taking care of the baby. The baby needs a
clean place to live." So saying, Asu suddenly stood up and spoke
sternly. "Mister One, I actually did have some trouble cleaning some
areas of the room. The Yukkuris poo pooed alot in the corners. In the
corners, and under the furniture. The room was very unsanitary like
that and it wasn't safe for the baby.

What? How was this possible? I clearly taught them to poo poo in the
paper box, so how could they do something as extreme as this? Upon
seeing my face change, Asu immediately apologized: "Sorry, Mister One,
I don't mean to disturb your hobbies, only thinking of it from the
baby's side......"

"No! Thank you!" I said. "To show my thanks, do you want to have
dinner here?"

"Okay. How could I turn down an offer like that?" Asu laughed.

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After lunch and cleanup, the baby went to sleep. I sat with Asu in the
guest room. Asu drank two cups of tea and was ready to go home.

"I was planning on doing some work at home today." Asu smiled at me.
"Oh yeah, Mister One's cooking really is great. I wish I could eat
your roast meat pies every day......" After speaking Asu seemed to
feel that there was something ambigious about what she said and
laughed in embarassment. She explained as she laughed. "Sorry,
sorry.... I didn't mean THAT, I was saying......"

"No problem, if you wanna eat them just let me know, I'm prepared to
receive you at any time." I actually managed to say something bold
like that.

The two of us became silent and stood before the door staring at each
other for a long time.

"Aiya, gotta go!" Asu said. She walked out of the yard, and then waved
at me.

I remembered Big Sis' words as I watched Asu's retreating back......

I was about to take a nap when I went back inside, when I suddenly
wondered how the Yukkuris were doing. I opened the closet door and was
shocked at the wretched scene before my eyes.

The little wooden box was completely messed up. The things stored in
the closet were all knocked over on the floor. Marisa and Reimu were
smashing and ripping old newspapers, old books, and other various
things in storage as if they'd gone mad. The little Yus were
deliberately imitating their father and mother, doing whatever they
pleased in the narrow space. The floor was covered with black bean
paste and fluids.

As soon as she saw me open the door, Marisa screamed out: "UNEASY BIG
BROTHER GO DIE RIGHT NOW! GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO
DIE!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MARISA'S FAMILY'S EASY PLACE! BIG
BROTHER APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW AND BRING OUT SWEET
SWEETS, AND MARISA WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE! OTHERWISE GET THE FUCK OUT OF
MARISA'S HOUSE!!!"

"UNEASY BIG BROTHER THAT SHOULD DIE HURRY AND BRING SWEET SWEETS AS AN
APOLOGY! AND THEN EAT ALL THE LITTLE ONES' MISTER STINKIES!" Reimu
joined in as well.

Immediately after were the five little Yus. They all glared at me with
their huge eyes, curling back their lips to show their still-growing
teeth. They hopped towards me letting out protesting "yuyu" sounds.
One Marisa actually said the same "GO DWIE.... GO DWIE....." as her
father.

"Marisa, you're in the wrong this time." I said. "There's some things
I need to discuss with you."

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"STUPID BIG BROTHER THAT CAN'T TAKE IT EASY HURRY UP AND BRING OUT
SWEET SWEETS EASY!" Marisa didn't pay attention to my words at all,
and continued to demand food from me freely.

"Marisa, there's something you need to get clear. I am your owner!" I
said.

"What is the idiot Big Brother saying? Reimu and Marisa are the owners
of this easy place. The idiot Big Brother is just Reimu and Maris and
the little ones' slave, right? The slave isn't allowed to touch even a
lock of hair on the little ones! Bring out the sweet sweets easy!"
Reimu was saying such things too.

"SWABE! SWABE..... GO DWIE!" "Shweets shweets, Bwig Bwother... Go ged
id..." The five koyukkuris seemed to be speaking more clearly than
before, but their words were also such arrogant things. They were a
full circle fatter than when they were born. But they weren't round
like when they were babies. Rather, their bottoms were fatter, like
those of pears. (Five Badizas and Deibus)

"I am your owner! You need to behave in my house!" I insisted. Even
though I didn't want to, but if the pets really wouldn't behave, then
I would have to let them taste the agonies of the flesh. So I reached
out my hand and seized Marisa.

"Oh? It's like flying in the sky......" Marisa switched to these
stupid words as soon as I picked her up. But the next thing to come
out of her mouth wouldn't be those self-centered, arrogant words. I
swung the palm of my other hand towards Marisa's rear. I didn't know
if that was her butt, or her stomach......

The crisp smacking sound broke through the Yukkuri family's ruckus.
The closet instantly became peaceful. Mother Reimu and the five
koyukkuris stopped their play and watched me and the Marisa in my arms
dumbly.

"Yu... Yu..." First there were a few squeaky whimpers. And then, a
shrill scream broke the silence.

"YUAAAH!!!!!! ID HUUUURCH!!!! BADIZA'S MISHTER FWEEEEET!!!!" Marisa
screamed loudly and shook her fatty lower body that she called her
feet with all her might.

"Pa~~~Pa~~~Pa~~~" My hand continued to fall.

"AHH... HUUUURDCH!!!" Marisa's face became distorted, the corners of
her mouth stretching unnaturally towards her cheeks, as if her entire
face was about to open up. Her eyes bulged outward and tears as yellow
as egg yolks oozed out. As my hand continued to fall, Marisa's shaking
got more and more violent, and her shrieks got louder and louder.
Tears, sweat, and pee pee mixed together and splattered all over the
floor.

"SABE MEEEE! BADIZA'S BOST AJILE MISHTER FEED... HUUURDZ..... AHH!!!
BADIZA'S BOST BEAUDIBUL MISHTER HAIR..... MISHTER HURD HURD FLY
ABAYYYY.... AHH..... UNEAZY BWIG BWODER.... AHH.... GWO DWIE GWO
DIE..... AHH..... HURDZ HURDZ HURDZ HURDZ HURDZ..... SABE MEEEE.....
SOWWY..... AHH......."

I only stopped the punishment when Marisa spoke the word "sorry." By
then, the five koyukkuris were pressed up against Mother Reimu,
trembling. They had pee peed all over the floor in their terror.
Mother Reimu was staring at me, her face pale white and dripping with
tears, poo poo, and pee pee. The entire family was just wretched.

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Marisa's fatty stomach was red with bruising. I stopped my spanking,
lifted Marisa up to my face, and said: "Marisa, Big Brother didn't
want to do this, but Marisa was wrong this time, so Marisa had to be
punished so she can continue taking it easy in Big Brother's home."

"Bah... Badiza.... Is....." Marisa was sobbing and mumbling something
I couldn't understand. Her entire body was sticky with tears, drool,
and pee pee.

"Are you going to behave like this again?" I asked.

"Yu... Yu.... YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Without replying, Marisa
suddenly screamed loudly. Black bean paste spurted noisily from the
hole under her stomach and piled up on the floor.

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Marisa's reaction didn't make me feel sympathetic. Rather, I felt a
wave of revulsion! I'd never felt this kind of revulsion before. I
didn't feel that this beaten, terrified Yukkuri before me was cute in
the slightest. Instead I felt that the twisted expression and this
fecal incontinence was repulsive! How could I have possibly loved such
an ugly creature, I asked myself. But I quickly dismissed those
thoughts. It was probably due to all the annoying things that had
happened today, so I was already frustrated..... So thinking, I put
down the Marisa who was paralyzed with fear and poured myself a cup of
boiled water.

Drool trickled from Marisa's mouth as she lay trembling on the floor.
Reimu was tightly holding the five fat koyukkuris and watching me in
horror, too afraid to even approach Marisa. After finishing my cup of
boiled water, the fire that burned in my heart seemed to be
extinguished. When I turned my head to look at the terrified Yukkuri
family, pity once again filled my heart.

"Don't be scared... Don't be scared..." I approached the closet door
again and kneeled down to speak to the Yukkuris, "Big Brother is
sorry. Big Brother went overboard...... Big Brother shouldn't take out
his anger on the cute Yukkuris. Sorry, sorry. I'll go get sweet sweets
right away."

The expressions of the Yukkuris changed instantly upon hearing sweet
sweets. Even Marisa was restored from her dazed appearance. The
koyukkuris acted as if nothing at all had happened. They popped out
from underneath Mother Reimu's body and swarmed to me as if they had
wings.

"Bwig Bwother... Shweet shweets..."

"Huwwy and bwing ouch shweet shweets! Mawicha ij hungwy!!"

"Wanch choo each! Wanch choo each!"

I sat down on the couch in the guest room, put the food dish near my
feet, and poured in some cookie crumbs. Once again, the koyukkuris
started gobbling them down while grunting like pigs. As they chewed,
they sighed, "So gwood! So gwood....." Seeing the koyukkuris eating
happily, Mother Reimu approached as well. She swiped at the dish with
her tongue taking half the crumbs in one lick, then beamed and cried
out happily: "Munch munch... So happineeeess!" This displeased the
koyukkuris, who started to scream:

"Uneazy Mwommy.... All the shweets shweets... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

"Mwommy dad ade the shweet shweets..... Go dwie! Go dwie!"

"What are the little ones... Why are you saying that.... Why is this
happeniiiing......"

I quickly poured in some pet snacks and managed to quell the conflict.
Once again this family began to eat together in "Happiness."

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After taking care of the Yukkuris, I returned to the bedroom. I was
grateful that Asu had cleaned the bedroom until not a speck of dust
remained. The bedsheets and blankets were laid out straight and clean
on the bed. The baby was smiling at me from the baby bed and kicking
her legs. I went up to her and pinched her cheeks. She laughed even
harder.

Noticing a full bottle of milk set to the side, I picked it up, put it
in front of the baby, and asked: "Want a drink?"

The baby stuck out her little hand and said "Aaaaah!" As if she were
saying "Want to drink want to drink." I held the bottle of milk by the
bottom, carefully picked up the baby and moved the nipple next to her
mouth. The baby fastened onto the nipple with an "Ah-wu" sound and
started drinking in large gulps.

Seeing that the Yukkuris outside and the baby were both going "sweet
sweets," I suddenly felt hungry. What was there to eat? I went into
the kitchen, intending to heat up some mantou (not Yukkuris, okay) and
suddenly smelled something savory! The delicious smell was coming from
a pot on the stove. I took off the lid--it was was a pot of braised
meat! It must be another of Asu's contributions! The words of Big Sis
and Professor Keine once again sounded in my ears.

There was a note by the pot. It was also left by Asu, and it said that
the baby couldn't just drink milk, so she prepared some porridge with
vegetables and I should feed it to the baby.

With a thankful heart I transferred the braised meat to a bowl and
brought out the porridge with vegetables. I put the baby in the baby
stroller and brought her to the guest room. As I ate, I fed the baby.

The smell of our food attracted the Yukkuris. The koyukkuris abandoned
the pet snacks in the food dish to gather under the table and grumble:

"Bwig Brother huwwy and bwing Mister Yummy Yummy ober here, Maricha
wanch to eat Mister Yummy Yummy!"

"Weimu wanch to eat Mister Yummy Yummy to..... Weimu too...."

"Bwig Brother canch habe Weimu's Mister Yummy Yummyyy.... Gibe Mister
Yummy Yummy back qwicklyyy!!!"

"Mister Yummy Yummy bewongs to Maricha..... Gibe id back to
Maricha......"

I didn't pay them any heed and continued to eat and feed the porridge
with vegetables to the baby. When the koyukkuris saw me feeding the
baby, they screamed even louder:

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ONWY THE BABY IS EADIGN MISTER YUMMY YUMMY! UNEAZY
BABY IS SO SHINISTER... UUUUUU...."

"Weimu wanch Mister Yummy Yummy too, baby dad canch chake id eazy gibe
Mister Yummy Yummy baaack...."

"Baby is eading all the Mister Yummy Yummy! Punich Baby!!!!"

The baby seemed to be upset at the screams of the Yukkuris. Her mouth
twisted as if she were about to cry. I hurried to comfort the baby,
and snatched up one of the Koreimus.

The other koyukkuris started following me and screaming when they saw
this. I returned to the closet door and tossed the koyukkuri into the
little wooden bed.

With a "YUPLEH...." the koyukkuri started to roll around on the little
wooden bed. The other koyukkuris and parent yukkuris dashed to her
side. Taking advantage of the opportunity, I slammed the door shut and
trapped them. Screams sounded from the closet.

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By the time I finished cleaning up, it was after noon. The baby had
dozed off, and I was sleepy as well. So after settling the baby in, I
lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.

When I woke from my nap, the baby was done sleeping too. I gave her a
little boiled water, and then suddenly remembered the locked away
Yukkuris. I opened the closet door and found them sleeping quietly on
the little wooden bed. The floor of the closet was still messy with
bean paste and sugar water, but I didn't have the heart to disturb
them. I cleaned a little bit near the door, and was about to close the
door and leave when one of the koyukkuris made a noise of "Unnhh....
Unhg..... Yuyu..... UUguu." I didn't pay it any mind and closed the
door.

I flipped through a book for a bit, sat around for a bit, and it was
early evening. The baby seemed to be a little restless, so I figured I
would take her for a stroll. I put her in the baby stroller and went
out to the street.

The street seemed to be busier than usual today. When I arrived in the
shopping district, I found a group of youths coming from the direction
of the village approaching loudly. They were cheering loudly. And
walking in front of them was the big fellow that had made me skulk off
from the field!

"Ha ha, Big Brother Hu, you've outdone yourself today!" The owners and
customers in the shops lining the street all cheered at the big
fellow. (TN: Hu = Tiger)

"Ha ha, it's the fellows with the clever hands behind me. How could I
catch all those by myself?" The big fellow answered. That was when I
noticed each of the youths was holding a net. Within the nets were
Yukkuris, howling and in tears.

"It's about time those blasted bastards get a lesson!" The owner of
the lo mein shop put down his big spoon and grinned at Big Brother Hu.
"The vegetables in the fields were almost all ruined!"

"Yea, not just the vegetables, they even messed up the fruit trees!"

"They robbed my store last night too. Smash them with hammers!"

The sound of Yukkuri screams came in snatches from between the cheers
of the crowd.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! PUT REIMU DOOOOWN!!! REIMU WON'T DO IT
ANYMOOOORE!!!!"

"STUPID HUMAN THAT CAN'T TAKE IT EASY, PUT MARISA AND APOLOGIZE! DON'T
UNDERSTAND? ARE YOU DEAD?"

"Country bumpkin humans that aren't city sect go die!"

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIIIIS...... PATCHOULI HASN'T DONE ANYTHING
WROOOONG......"

"Please let the little ones go ze...... The little ones are very
easyyyy......"

I dodged to the side of the street and looked to the side. But as I
did so, my gaze met Big Brother Hu's eyes by chance. I clearly saw
that what shone in his his eyes was mockery and provocation!

Suddenly, a hand patted my shoulder. It was Asu!

"One! What are you doing here?" Asu asked.

"I.... I was only taking the baby for a stroll." I answered. "Why are
you....."

"This is my house!" Asu laughed. Apparently I had ended up in front of
the pastry shop unknowingly.

"What a coincidence......" I said. "Oh yea, those guys are......" I
pointed at the crowd.

"Oh, them? They're the Yukkuri Extermination Brigade that the village
youths formed."

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"KAZUYA!" my thoughts were broken by a bellow. It was that Big Brother
Hu. He'd taken off his shirt and his bulging muscles shone as if
oiled. He was calling out to one of the youths near him. The youth who
was apparently named Kazuya immediately answered: "What is it, Boss?"

Without another word, Big Brother Hu plucked out a big fat Yukkuri
Alice from the bag beside him. He tossed it over, saying, "Punish this
one properly with your expert technique."

Alice didn't even get the chance to sigh "It's like flying in the
skyyy!" before Kazuya snatched her. Folds of her fat body bulged out
between the youth's fingers. Her round rear end shook back and forth
and yellow liquid leaked from her excretion hole.

"Country bumpkin... Shitty human, hurry and let Alice go!" Alice
struggled, but she felt that the grip on her was getting tighter and
tighter, and her commands turned into pleas.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! SO... SHO SUFFERING... AWICE.... THIS ISN'T
CHITTY SEEEECT!!! MISTER HAND DONCH SQUEEZE EAZYYYY!!!!! AWICEZ CYUTE
FAAAACE!!!!! YUYUYU..... UGGUGUU..... UGWAH!" As Alice struggled, her
pink tongue slid out of her mouth and wiggled back and forth over her
lips, as if trying to gather the custard dripping from the corners of
her mouth back into her body.

Kazuya lifted Alice to his face and said while laughing: "Aliiice, do
you want to fly in a City Sect wayyy?"

As soon as she heard the two words "City Sect," Alice instantly perked
up. Her eyes bulged almost out of her head as she roared at Kazuya:
"YES! YES! YES! ALICE WANTS TO BE CITY SEEEECT!!! LET ALICE BE CITY
SEEEECT!!! HURRYYYY!!!"

"Then go and be City Sect!" Kazuya said, and then suddenly threw Alice
straight up into the sky.

"Ah! It's like flying in the skyyy!" Alice cried out in happiness. But
before she could fully experience the joy of flight, Kazuya raised his
right hand, extending his finger that was like a steel drill and
pointing it at the airborne Yukkuri Alice. At the moment when Alice
fell onto the finger. Kazuya let out a whoop: "SALVATION OF THE
GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just as the whoop ended, Alice was impaled on the finger below her. Of
course, it was right through her excretion hole!

"YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" To Alice, this strike seemed to
be mortal. Her shriek could be heard up and down the street.

"AHH!!!! AWICEZ HOLE HOOOOLE!!!! MY SHITTY SHECT HOLE HOOOOLE!!!! ID
HUUUURDZ! EBEN DOUGH NOTHING HAS GONE IN BEFOOOORE!!!! CAN'T POO POO
ANYMORE!!!!! IDZ NOD SHITTY SHECT ANYMOOOORE!!!! YUYUYU....
UGHHWAAHH...."

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The Yukkuri Alice wriggled like a grub. The only thing holding up her
body was the agonizing entry point of the finger. She struggled
fiercely at the beginning, but tired quickly. As the people on the
street cheered, Alice used up the last of her strength. Her mouth
continued to tremble slightly, and fresh custard filling leaked from
her excretion hole, mouth, and tear ducts under the attack from
Kazuya's finger.

"AHH!!!! Marisa's most beautiful Aliiice!!! Give the easiest Alice
baaack!!!" Several Marisas in nearby nets started screaming together.
It looked like this Alice was rather popular in their herd.

"Let Alice go ze!!!!! Reimu can't take it easy, so punish Reimu in
Alice's place da ze!!!!" One of the Marisa yelled out.

"WHAT? WHYYYY!!!! REIMU HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WROOOONG!!! MARISA THAT
CAN'T TAKE IT EASY GO DIIIIE!!!" The Reimus became agitated and stood
up for themselves.

Kazuya didn't respond to the Yukkuris' cries. He suddenly bent down
and pointed his extended finger at the noisy bags. Alice's face,
distorted by her suffering, appeared before the arguing manjuus. Her
eyes bulged out, her tongue hung out, and she gazed at her herd
members with dying intensity. For her herd members, the most
terrifying thing was the paste leaking from the corners of her mouth--
to them, these were the organs of a carcass.

"Yugugu......" The sudden sound of vomiting disturbed the herd in the
nets. Several of the smaller and emotionally delicate koyukkuris threw
up their filling upon seeing the terrifying sight. This automatic
reaction announced their own deaths, and the herd which was already
buffeted by terror slid further into the abyss of despair.

"AAH!!!! LITTLE OOOONES! DON'T THROW UP YOUR PAAAASTE!!!!"

"LITTLE ONES, DON'T LOOK!!!! CLOSE YOUR EYES, DON'T TAKE IT
EASYYYY!!!!"

"STOP IT LITTLE ONES! YOU CAN'T LET MISTER PASTE COME OOOOUT!!!!"

"Ugahguu.... Mishter Pwaste... Donch...."

"Ugheugh.... Yuyu.... WAAAAAAAAH....."

"Guu... WUGghggu...."

......

Within a moment, the entire street was filled with the delicious smell
of bean paste, cream, and custard. But me, I only felt nausea.

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"One, what's wrong?" Asu asked when she saw me reeling.

"Oh... Nothing... It's just, it's a little noisy, I think I should go
home and rest....." I explained. If I were to show my love for
Yukkuris here, it would only invite mockery.

"How about resting over in my house?" Asu smiled.

"Ah? I couldn't trouble you like that. Its getting late, so I should
take the baby home. Can't stay out for too long." I desperately
searched for a reason to go home so I could escape this heartbreaking
spectacle.

Asu wouldn't relent. She had to have me come visit her house: "Since
it's so late, you shouldn't make the baby wait for you to spend time
getting home and cooking. How about you stay a while and have dinner
at my house?" Asu said while smiling. That angelic expression made me
unable to refuse. So I had to agree and walked into the pastry shop
that was Asu's home.

Asu and her mother cooked dinner together. Asu's father, the most well-
known pastry chef in town, brought out his favorite soju. I insisted
that I had no tolerance for alcohol, but the old fellow pushed three
bowls on me. Between that and the wonderful dishes prepared by mother
and daughter, dinner really was great.

After dinner, the street had calmed down as well. I thanked Asu's
family profusely and left the pastry shop with the baby, heading for
home. The old fellow tried to get me to let Asu come with me, but the
sun had already set and I felt the road might be unsafe, so I refused
her company. She came with me to where the main street left the
village, and then I took the baby home by myself.

Stepping into the door, the room was as I'd left it. Since I'd shut
the Yukkuris in the closet, they couldn't mess up the room.

Probably because they noticed the light, a banging sound came from the
closet door. They wanted out.

I put the baby on the bed in my room, and she promptly started to
drowse. I brought over a basin of water and wiped her clean. I covered
her with a blanket and she fell asleep. So I started to take care of
the Yukkuris.

When I opened the door, the completely unexpected happened. Marisa and
Reimu glared at me with hateful eyes and bellowed at me: "THE LITTLE
ONE DIED!!!!! MARIS AND REIMU'S CUTEST LITTLE ONE DIED!!!!! IT'S ALL
THE FAULT OF THE BIG BROTHER THAT CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! BIG BROTHER GO
DIE GO DIE! DIIIEEE!!!!!!!"

I was shocked by Marisa and Reimu's reaction. The little one died?
What was this? I hurried into the closet and bent down for a closer
look. The sheet on the little wooden bed was covered with a pile of
bean paste. In the bean paste was a white piece of dough skin. The
thing that caught my eye was the red ribbon. The other koyukkuris were
curled in the nest, trembling and emitting soft whimpers of "yuyu."

[Zidana123]

My brain screeched to a halt when I saw the carcass of the koyukkuri.
How could that adorable koyukkuri that always looked at me so cutely
with those big bright eyes become something so nauseating? I couldn't
believe it was my fault. As I reached out to touch the carcass with my
hand, Marisa suddenly rushed up and bit down on my hand:

"GO DWIE GO DWIE...... SHITTY BWIG BWOTHER THAD GILLED THE WIDDLE
ONE... GO DWIE... GO DWIIIIE......"

It didn't physically hurt, but Marisa's actions hurt me deeply inside.
And not because Marisa was cursing at me, her owner. It was because
the little one died because of me. It was a fact. The pure and
innocent Marisa put her trust in me, but now......

Now was not the time for grief, however. I had to find out exactly how
the little one became like this.

"Marisa!" I lifted Marisa up to my face and said, "I feel sad too that
the little one has become like this. But now isn't the time to fool
around. How did this happen to the little one?"

"AAAAAAAAH!!! GIVE MARISA'S CUTEST LITTLE ONE BACK!!!! STUPID BIG BIG
BROTHER GO DIE GO DIE!!! CUTEST LITTLE OOOONE!!! BIG BROTHER GO
DIIIIE!!! PUNISHMEEEENT!!! DIEDIE!" Marisa seemed to have gone crazy
and thrashed violently in my hands.

"MARISA! STOP FOOLING AROUND!" I almost-screamed. Reimu, Marisa, and
the other koyukkuris in the nest stopped their yelling.

"How did the little one become like this? Tell me the truth, Marisa!"
I asked.

"It...... It's stupid Big Brother's fauuult!!!! It was stupid Big
Brother that killed the little one!!!! Big Brother must be
puniiished!!!!" Marisa started crying again.

"Then why are the other little ones perfectly fine? Plus, I've always
kept you in this room, and I haven't even come in?" I asked.

"AHH! Ahh... Aah...." Marisa stopped for a moment. Her eyes went
around in a circle, and then she cried out, "Don't knooow.... Marisa
doesn't knooow...... It's always..... It's always Big Brother's
faaault!!! BIG BROTHER'S FAAAAULT!!!!"

"IT'S BIG BROTHER'S FAULT!!!!! PUNISH BIG BROTHER, BIG BROTHER GO DIE
EASY!" Reimu started yelling along with Marisa.

"Are you done? I'm asking you how the little one got like this. What
are you babbling about!" I yelled. I threw Marisa into the little
wooden bed, almost slamming her down. She slammed into the bed with a
"Yupleh!"

I was about to continue my investigation, but suddenly the baby
started crying in the bedroom. I could only close the closet door and
return to the bedroom.

There wasn't anyone in the bedroom, but the window was open. Something
had startled the baby awake and she was crying, so I hurried to the
bed to comfort her. But suddenly I felt something bump into my foot. I
quickly lifted my foot and brought it down on the thing, and heard a
pained cry:

"AAAAAAAAH!!! PATCHOULI IS WRONG..... DON'T KILL PATCHOULIIII!!!!
UUUUUU......"

[Zidana123]

This Patchouli seemed to have received an enormous shock. She huddled
in the corner and hid her face tightly under her hat. Her rear was
turned towards me, waving and trembling.

I brought out some cookies and orange juice and put them in front of
her. I comforted her, telling her I wouldn't hurt her. It took some
doing, but she gradually relaxed and slowly approached the food. She
sniffed it, and then gobbled it down in huge mouthfuls. The small cup
of orange juice and half a bag of cookies were demolished in a moment.
After eating, the Patchouli burped loudly and spoke in satisfaction:

"HAPPINEEEESS!"

Seeing that she had recovered greatly, I called out to her and
beckoned her over to me. Indeed she was the most intelligent Yukkuri,
because upon seeing my motion, Patchouli slowly moved her round body.
But only after moving a shirt distance, she suddenly began to scream:

"MUKYU!!!!!! ID HUUUURDZ!!!! BADCHOULIZ MISTER FEEEET!!! HURDZ SO
MUUUUCH!!!"

Seeing the situation, I quickly went over to Patchouli and picked her
up in my arms. I saw that the underside of her body--the place that
she called her "feet" was green......no, that should be white.
Patchouli's feet seemed to have been hit too forcefully, and the dough
skin of her understand was softened and thinned. I could clearly see
the cream flowing inside it. I carefully moved Patchouli into the
kitchen and brought out flour and water to do first aid on her.

After getting a new layer of dough skin, Patchouli's situation was
much improved. I asked her why she came to my home, and she told me a
shocking story: this afternoon, Patchouli's herd had been turned
upside down by a bunch of Mister Humans. Many of the defending Marisa
were killed on the spot. The remaining Reimus, Alices, Chens, and
Patchoulis were put into bags and taken somewhere. This

Patchouli had been misplaced on the road by accident. The injury to
her feet was caused by glass and other bits of garbage when she was
hiding in the village.

"Even though we clearly didn't do anything wrooong!!!! Everyone just
wanted to take it easyyy... Mukyu.... Uuuu..." Patchouli started to
sob as she spoke. "In the herd... In the herd there were little
oneees....."

"THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR!" I slammed my fist down on the sofa.
"Patchouli, don't worry. Big Brother isn't that kind of person. From
now on, Big Brother will protect Patchouli!" I promised Patchouli that
I would never let her get hurt again.

Hearing this Patchouli smiled with tears in her eyes. She looked at me
and asked, "Is Big Brother someone who can take it easy?"

"Of course, Big Brother is a very easy person!" I said. "Right,
Patchouli, you just said that there were little ones in the herd. Are
any of them still alive?"

"Patchouli doesn't know. Patchouli hid the little ones before I was
captured. Patchouli doesn't know how the little ones are doing now,
uuuuuu......"

"Tell me where the little ones are hidden? Big Brother will help you
find them!" I said.

[Zidana123]

Following Patchouli's instructions, I entered the forest near the
village by moonlight. According to Patchouli, their herd was in a
clearing between several old oak trees. There were some holes in the
trees that some of the herd used as nests. I took a lantern filled
with youkai wings and arrived in the clearing. (TN: Not sure why you'd
put youkai wings in a lantern. I guess they make light.)

On the way, I saw some of the youths from the Yukkuri Extermination
Brigade patrolling the night streets. I avoided them and went the long
way around into the forest.

The situation at the site lay heavily on me. The small clearing was
splattered with red, yellow, and black manjuu fillings. In some of the
splatters were loose teeth and eyeballs. Some of the carcasses were
being scavenged by squirrels, mice, and other small animals.

I made a careful search of the clearing, and finally, under a clump of
unremarkable grass, I found a nest of trembling koyukkuris. Three
Patchoulis, five Reimus, two Marisas. Upon seeing me, the koyukkuris
burst into tears.

"Canch... Mishter Human dad canch chake id eajy.... go away
qwicklyyyy!!!!"

"WEIMU IJNCH HEEEERE!!!!!! WEIMU DOESNCH EXIIIIST!!!!!"

"Mishter Human dad canch chake id eajy go away!!! Mawicha ij vewy
stwong no je!!! Mawica ij gedding angwy na no je!!!"

The two komarisas puffed up their cheeks to attack me. Tears poured
from their eyes as they menaced me. Their bodies trembled and they
couldn't stop their pee pee from leaking out.

Just as I reached out with my hand to comfort the koyukkuris, a round
shape leapt at me from the side and rammed into me. I lift up my
lantern to see, and found it was a badly-wounded Marisa. One of her
eyes was gone, and bean paste was crusted around the dark eye socket.

"Marisa.... MARISA WILL TAKE REVENGE FOR THE HERD!!!! HUMANS THAT
CAN'T TAKE IT EASY SHOULD ALL DIE!!!!!" In her mouth was a dead
branch, and she glared at me with her one remaining eye.

"Marisa, you're mistaken!" I hurried to explain. "I'm here to protect
you! It was Patchouli who sent me!" So saying, I pulled out the
crescent moon-shaped accessory that Patchouli gave me.

"Patchouli! Patchouli!" The one-eyed Marisa lost her terrified
expression upon seeing the accessory. The dead branch fell to the
ground as she snatched the accessory out of my hand. She began to sob
loudly. "BADCHOULI!!!! BADCHOULI!!!! BADIZA'S EAZIEST
BADCHOULIIII!!!!!!"

[Zidana123]

The torches of the Yukkuri Extermination Squad appeared in the
distance. I hurriedly warned Marisa that we couldn't stay here for
very long. Marisa picked the koyukkuris out of the nest with her
mouth, then called "yuyu" twice into the trees. A Reimu and an Alice
popped out.

The three adult yukkuris picked up the koyukkuris from the nest and
followed me out of the clearing. We walked along the thing winding
path, but the fire all around us got brighter and brighter.
Eventually, I could even hear the sounds of the Yukkuri Extermination
Brigade members speaking. The only thing I could do was to hide the
Yukkuris in a nearby bush. As soon as I was done hiding them, the
Yukkuri Extermination Brigade appeared before me. They were led by
none other than Big Brother Hu!

"Aha! If it isn't the Yu-lover?" Big Brother Hu laughed. "What are you
doing out so late? Aren't you afraid that Rumia will eat you up?"

"Haha, I could ask the same for you?" I said nastily. "Coming out so
late at night, are you trying to catch Yukkuris?"

"Of course of course. There were shitty manjuus that escaped today.
They ruined alot of crops....." Big Brother Hu said, pretending to be
sympathetic.

"Oh? Is that right? Are you guys going to go to my house, do a search,
and bring out my pet Yukkuris to be toys for you as well? Actually,
I'm looking for wild food for the Yukkuris I keep in my house!" I
said.

Several of the youths behind Big Brother Hu seemed to be excited. One
of them started towards me: "The trash in your house should have been
taken out long ago!" But Big Brother Hu stood in his way.

"My brother Yu-lover," Big Brother Hu said. "I'll give you some
advice. Those things really aren't something to be valued. Don't say
you regret it after the fact......"

"Thanks for the advice!" I spat out, and pretended to start to leave.
The youths nearby didn't give me any trouble and got out of my way. I
pretended to walk away, but doubled back after a few steps, and
discovered that they had also left the area we were just in. So I
returned to the bush, but discovered that the Yukkuris were gone. I
thought about searching for them, but the light of my lantern was
slowly growing dim. I had no choice but to retreat. If I stayed too
long in the forest, Rumia or Mystia or their ilk really WOULD come to
eat me.

[Zidana123]

Upon arriving home and opening the door, I suddenly saw that the
previously closed bedroom door was now half-open. I hurried over, but
suddenly slipped on something......

It was Patchouli! A Patchouli that had already been smashed into a
pile of mush. Cream filling was all over the floor. Even her eyeballs
had been smashed, like a pair of ruptured grapes.

Even more out of my expectation, the baby on the bed was entirely
covered with the blankets. The lump of blankets on the bed was moving
up and down as she struggled!

"BABY!" No time to care about Patchouli. I ripped off the blankets to
discover the baby's face was solid blue. White froth bubbled out of
her mouth.

Suffocation!

I snashed up the baby and dashed out of the bedroom. As I passed
through the guest room, I saw that Marisa and Reimu were sitting on
the sofa. Marisa's face was full of satisfaction as she said: "It was
Patchouli's fault da ze...... Patchouli wanted to punish the
baby....."

"I'll deal with you when I get back!" I threw down those words and ran
out the door, dashing towards the Bamboo Forest with the baby.

There was a thing about the road in the Bamboo Forest. If you went
into the Bamboo Forest with no destination in mind, then you would get
lost in no time. But for those who were hurrying to the Bamboo Forest
to get medical treatment, it was very easy to find the door of the
clinic. I seemed to burst into the clinic in a single bound.
Thankfully I was the only one with an emergency this late at night.

Eirin took one look at the baby and immediately sent Reisen into the
emergency room with the baby. She put on a white coat and brought out
her instruments. Before she went into the emergency room, however, she
glared at me and spat out, "You don't know how to look after children
at all!" before shutting the door of the emergency room tightly. I was
left alone to wait outside.

[Zidana123]

By the time Big Sis and Big Sis' Husband arrived at the shrine, the
eastern sky was growing red. Faint pink light moved on the bamboo
leaves, as if in answer to the newly born sun. The stars hadn't left
the stage, and were shining their last in the red and blue sky.
Together with the gently rising sun, they made a comforting picture.

The doctor was in the sickroom the whole time. Reisen would emerge
every half an hour to tell me the baby's condition. At the beginning
she was in danger, but now she had stabilized. My heart, which was
suspended in the air, had finally been put down. When the scenary
outside the window changed from dark blue to light pink, Doctor Eirin
walked out with her face full of weariness.

"Haven't had to do this kind of hard job in a long time..... You sure
know how to cause me trouble, you bastard!" Eirin scolded me
mercilessly. "I just KNEW it was going to be trouble with you. I knew
it from the moment you brought those blasted things to get checked up
the other day! TELL ME! Did you let those things get near the child?"

"That...... That......" I had nothing to say. The dead Patchouli had
been right there. As for how dependable Marisa's "punished Patchouli"
speech had been, I was already suspicious. No. From the moment that
Marisa said "Big Brother killed the little one," I had already become
suspicious of Marisa. But how could a creature that only had the
concept of "take it easy" in its head even conceive of the notion of
killing a human?

Just as I was discussing the baby's situation with Doctor Eirin, Big
Sis and Big Sis' Husband arrived after traveling all night. The first
thing they did when they got in the room was to ask about the baby's
situation. The thing that I was worried about the most had finally
happened.

Before I could come up with an explanation, the doctor spoke first:
"There's been alot of Yukkuri trouble in the village these days. Even
though the villagers put together a Yukkuri Extermination Brigade,
they couldn't prevent some incidents from happening. Your child was
probably hurt by Yukkuris that snuck into the house while the adults
weren't paying attention. Unexpectedly, the Doctor had laid the
responsibility for the attack on the baby completely on Yukkuris. Was
she trying to find an excuse for me?

"One, how did it happen? How could Yukkuris sneak into the house? Big
Sis' Husband asked.

Before I could respond, the doctor stole in again. "One, if I remember
correctly, you're in the Yukkuri Extermination Brigade, right? Haven't
you guys been patrolling all night? They probably snuck in while you
were out, right?"

Eirin's words pushed me into the completely opposite situation. I was
originally going to tell them the truth, but she had painted me as a
Yukkuri hater to my Big Sis and her husband! I had wanted to share the
happiness of being with Yukkuris with my relatives, but that was over
now......

"What? You're in a Yukkuri Extermination Brigade?" Big Sis' Husband
looked almost pleased. "Good, good, good...... Those things should
have been punished long ago. The fields of flowers have been ruined by
them these past few days! And now they're after our children as well!"

"One's a good young man. He's been here the whole night keeping the
baby company without going anywhere. What a good little brother....
Alright, the baby's out of danger, so you can go in and visit. But
stay quiet......Inaba!" So saying, Eirin took off her white coat and
handed it to Tewi who was standing to one side. "I need to step out.
You're in charge here." So saying, she left the sickroom.

Big Sis and Big Sis' Husband hurried into the sick room. Tewi gather
up Eirin's white coat, nodded at me, and then quietly left for the
sickroom. I was left all alone, not knowing what to do......

[Zidana123]

I slowly returned to the village, my heart heavy as I walked down the
road. To my relatives, I'm now seen as a Yukkuri hater. And the
Yukkuris themselves had caused them enormous harm. But I still
couldn't accept this situation in my heart. Marisa wanted to hurt the
baby? Why? What was the reason? I fed them delicious food every day. I
let them sleep in a comfortable bed. The baby didn't get in their way,
so why would they do this? There was no reason. Unless there was
something I did wrong......

Just as my head was hurting from these questions, Asu came running up
from the opposite direction.

"One! It's terrible! Your house..... it's been....." Asu huffed and
puffed towards me, her face full of panic." Your house.... it's been
wrecked by a herd of wild Yukkuris!"

[Zidana123]

My home was a wreck. And it wasn't an ordinary wreck.

I could hear a murmur from outside the door, like the constantly
haggling going on at the market.

Opening the door, I discovered that the guest room wasn't a place for
humans anymore. The teacups, flowerpots, and other small knickknacks
were broken on the floor. The water from the teapot was spilled
everywhere, and it mixed with the dirt from the flowerpots into
puddles of mud on the floor.

Many koyukkuris were gathered around the fallen plants, ripping at the
fresh green leaves and flowers. As they gobbled, they called out with
their mouths that could not yet speak properly:

"Mwunch mwunch.... Mwunch mwunch.... Happinech! HAPPINECH!!!!"

"Mishter Fwower ij sho gwooood!! Dewicious dewicious..... Mwunch
mwunch.... Mwunch mwunch....."

"Mwunch mwunch.... Hunh hunh... Hu hu hu.... Mwuuunch... Mwuuunch....
Hunh hunh hunh..... Twasty...."

"Ah wuu ah wuu.... Mwunch mwunch... Ah wuu ah wuu.... Mwunch
mwunch.... Habbiness!!!!"

Other than koreimus and komarisas, there were even koalices and
kopatchoulis here. They were gathered around the scattered flowers and
snacks, gobbling down the food greedily. When they were finished in
one place, they wiggled their fat bodies and moved to the next patch
of food. They didn't seem to mind being covered with mud, and they
didn't seem to be able to tell the difference between that and the
traces of food smeared on their mouths. They only seemed to see the
food before them. If it weren't for the accessories, the koyukkuris
would have been indistinguishable from each other--they were covered
with mud, bits of food, salivia and pee pee. THe mixture gave off a
nasty odor.

"Evewyshing.... evewyshing bewongs to Mawicha.... Hunh hunh.... Mwunch
mwunch.... Hu hu hu....."

"Weimu ij sho habbiness!!!! Mwunch mwunch mwunch mwunch......"

"Wanch mowe Mishter Shweech Shweech, Mishter Fwower ijnch dewicious
anymowe. Go dwie go dwie je!!!!"

"Onwy Mishter Shweech Shweech ij gwood enough for the Chitty Sect
Awiiice! Hunh hunh..... Hunh hunh......"

"Dewichous dewichous.... Done eaching... Have to poo poo.... Weimu is
vewy shy, so donch watch Weimu's poo poo....." One of the koreimus let
out a long belch, slowly raised her fat butt, and shook it a couple of
times. Her brow furrowed, and she let out a long sigh of "Poo~~~~~". A
dark red turd of Yukkuri poo poo slowly squeezed out from her tiny
excretion hole and fell with a splat to the rug beneath her. As each
lump of poo poo left her body, the smile on the koyukkuri's face
became more and more luminous:

"WEIMU IJ SHO HABBINEEEESS!!!!! SHO HABBINESS!!!!!"

Immediately after, almost as if they'd arranged it beforehand, all of
the koyukkuris raised their dirty butts that were covered with mud and
bits of food and began to poo poo while saying "poo poo." Instantly,
the entire floor was covered with small lumps of red and yellow turd.

"HAPPINECH!!!!!" The koyukkuris called out in unison.

[Zidana123]

"Ha ha ha, what a healthy poo poo from the little ones! They're taking
it so easy!!!" The one that spoke was a mother Reimu. But I could tell
that it wasn't the one from my house, because this mother Reimu was
covered with scars. Clearly it was a wild Yukkuri.

This wild Yukkuri Reimu checked the turned-up, shaking butts of the
koyukkuris one by one. Now and then she would lick them with her
tongue, muttering as she licked: "The little ones can only take it
easy if they're clean..... The little ones are the cutest! Mommy loves
the little ones the most....." After she finished licking all the
koyukkuris, she suddenly shrieked:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MISTER POO POO!!!!
MISTER POO POO CAN'T TAKE IT EASY...... REIMU CAN'T TAKE IT EASY....."
Her scream frightened the koyukkuris, who started sobbing.

"Mishter Pwoo Pwoo go away.... Canch chake id eajy....."

"Sho shtinky... Sho shtiiinky.... Mishter Pwoo Pwoo donch come cwoser
eajyyy....."

"Weimu's beauchiful haiiiw.... Mishter Pwoo Pwoo goch on id
uneajily......"

"Mishter Pwoo Pwoo that canch chake id eajy.... Wet Mawicha punich....
Uuuu... Aaaaah!!! Whyyy... Mishter Pwoo Pwoo ij on Mawicha's eajy
Mishter Fweeeet... Canch chake id eajyyy....."

"Mu..... Mu.... Mukyu.... Batchouli's.... Uuuu.... Batchouli's Mishter
Haaat... Mishter Pwoo Pwoo go away eajyyy......"

"Awice ij vewy chitty sect... Noch shitty shect Mishter Pwoo Pwoo.....
Go dwie go dwie....."

They had completely forgotten that these poo poos were their own
contribution, and started blaming no one in particular.....

"Wait a moment!" A sudden shout rallied the confused herd. A Marisa
with a tattered hat jumped down from the sofa. The uneasy hard working
Big Brother is back! We'll just let the slave Big Brother eat Mister
Poo Poo!" I took a look. It was that one-eyed Marisa!

[Zidana123]

"Marisa! You.... Why are you here?" I asked.

"What stupidity is the idiot Big Brother saying? This was always
Marisa and her herd's precious easy place. Uneasy idiot Big Brother
get the fuck out immediately! If Big Brother wants to be Marisa's
slave then go diligently find sweet sweets for Marisa. Marisa is very
generous and will spare a gift for Big Brother da ze... Ha ha ha ha
ha!"

"You... How can you say that? I saved youuu!" This wasn't right at
all.

"Has the idiot Big Brother's brains gone rotten? Did you die? You
don't know anything!" The Reimu that had been licking the butts of the
koyukkuris shone a satisfied expression towards me. "Clearly it was
Marisa that led everyone to discover this precious easy place. Marisa
is very strong, you know. Marisa belongs to the cutest Reimu, you
know! Uneasy Big Brother must listen to the great Marisa's
instructions, you know, or else terrible things will happen to you...
Reimu is very kind, and is warning Big Brother now....."

"What are you sayiiing! How could Lord Marisa love a country bumpkin
like Reimu! Clearly she loves the most city sect Alice!!!" An Alice
rushed in from one side. "Stupid country bumpkin Big Brother leave
right now, this is Alice and Marisa's city sect place. Hasn't Big
Brother heard? Are you dead...... To dare to try and disrupt Alice and
Marisa's city sect precious easy place......"

"DID YOU HEAR THAT!" The one-eyed Marisa bellowed, glaring at me with
her single eye. "This is Lord Marisa's territory. Lord Marisa led
everyone here and took it back with great effort! How could the idiot
Big Brother that doesn't know his own weakness say he saved
Marisa..... Ha ha ha ha ha....... Is your brain retarded or what.....
Ha ha ha, saved Marisa, ha ha ha, Lord Marisa could rip Big Brother's
head off with one touch of her finger. Could rip off Big Brother's
hands and feet with one touch of her toes. COULD KILL ALL THE HUMANS
ON THE STREET WITH ONE STROKE OF MARISA'S MOST POWERFUL MAGICAL
KNIFE!!!!! How could you save Marisa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Listen,
everyone on this street will be slaves for Lord Marisa. If you're
good, maybe Lord Marisa will show mercy and only beat you half to
death and throw you in the river..... If you're no good...... Lord
Marisa will rip you into eight pieces and poo poo in your brains!!!
What, are you afraid? Scared stupid? Petrified by Lord Marisa's might
ha ha ha ha ha!"

"EASY EASY!!!!!!!!!!!"

The whole room of yukkuris cheered at once. A single Marisa left the
herd of Yukkuris and walked in front of me. I could tell, that was the
Marisa from my house. I was about to speak, but she spoke first:

"Big Brother should be able to see now na no ze...... Ha ha ha, this
is Lord Marisa's territory. Big Brother is afraid now. If you want to
live, then you should serve Marisa diligently. Marisa might speak on
your behalf in front of the leader ze...... If......" Marisa looked
over at Asu, who was standing beside me. A greedy look appeared on her
face. "If Big Brother gives Big Sister to Marisa as her refreshing
slave, and let Marisa use her for refreshing every day, Marisa will
make an exception and let Big Brother be Marisa's exclusive slave uh
ha ha ha ah ha ha." As she spoke, from under Marisa's stomach, there
rose a tack-sized little stick stick, which trembled in Asu's
direction.

[Zidana123]

Seeing Marisa acting in this way, I suddenly felt a "snap" noise sound
in my brain, as if something in my consciousness was breaking apart.
Immediately following, a sharp pain.

Dizzy, vision blurred. Everything before me had lost its color. In
this empty world, the only thing before me were the grinning faces of
the Yukkuris. Those grins no longer brought me happiness and comfort
as they did before. Those grins were so nauseating! Enraging! I
reached out with both hands, trying to rip apart those hateful faces
around me.

A roaring was in my ears. The only thing I could hear was the shrieks
of the Yukkuris. Those laughs once sounded to me like the the laughing
of my loved ones. Now they were like tiny claws, scratching at my
brain, my heart, my whole body. My body felt like it was covered with
innumerable sharp hairs, the laughter irritating my skin, making my
scalp itch and my hands and feet ice cold.

"One! One! What's wrong?" Asu's voice pulled me back to reality. I
opened my eyes to see that Asu was holding onto my left arm. I was
leaning on Asu. The Yukkuris were still making a racket before me.
Marisa's face was blushing red, her eyes narrowed to slits as she
gazed at me. No, she was gazing at Asu. And the stick stick on her
stomach that she was so proud of was standing even straighter.

"Yuyu...... Yuyu..... Big Shis, refresh......" Marisa's drool and
sweat had formed a puddle under her body. "Marisa...... Marisa's Great
Golden Hardness..... Hu hu.... Hu hu hu.... Can't hold back
anymooore!!"

"One, these things..... They're so vile and lewd......" Asu mumbled in
a soft voice.

"Don't worry, I... I'll clean up...." I shook off Asu's supporting
hands and stepped in front of Marisa.

I used to care about you so much.

I almost gave my entire life to you.

My effort. My time. My income. My home.... Most important of all, my
heart!

I loved you wholeheartedly!

But you took over my home!

You want me to become your slave. And after you enslave me, you
actually want me to go die easy!

You even tried to kill my child!

Finally, your biggest mistake, without understanding your own
weakness, you want to rape the girl I love!

You can't be allowed to exist before me anymore!

I reached out, grabbed up Marisa's braid, and lifted her into the air.

[Zidana123]

"Marisa's most beautiful Mister Braiiid...... Ahh...... It's like
flying in the skyyy..... Yuyu... Yuyu..." Marisa didn't forget to
mumble her "flight speech" as I plucked her up. She only noticed my
expression when our eyes met.

"Yuyu...... Stupid Big Brother that can't take it easy hurry and put
Marisa down..... Marisa doesn't like it like this, can't take it easy.
If you don't listen to Marisa's commands... YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!
Marisa is very strong da ze..... What are you staring at Marisa for!
Marisa is very easy da ze! Hasn't stupid Big Brother heard? Are you
deaf? Are you dead?!" Her putrid spittle sprayed out along with her
curses, splattering on my face. I didn't make a sound, but only raised
my other hand slowly to Marisa's stomach and gently touched the tip of
Marisa's hugely erect "Great Golden Hardness." Marisa once again cried
out lewdly:

"Yuyuyu..... Hoh hoh hoh hoh..... Marisa's Great Golden Hardness.....
Yoh hoh hoh hoh...... Ii shi shi......"

"Marisaaa...... Is your 'Great Golden Hardness'...... Very strong?" I
asked softly, bringing my face near Marisa's twisted, nauseating face.

"Yuyu...... Is Big Brother an idiot..... Marisa..... Marisa's Great
Golden Hardness is beyond compare da ze, Ii shi shi shi shi shi......
Is stupid Big Brother admiring? Jealous? Yoh hoh hoh hoh......."

"Really......" I answered softly. I brought my fingers to where the
stick stick was attached to Marisa's belly and squeezed gently.

"UH!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...... HURDS....... HOW THRILLING........ HOW
VERY EASYYYY!!!! Big Sis come over quickly ii shi shi shi shi......"
Marisa cried out again.

"Too bad, I don't believe you......"I said. Suddenly, I tightened the
two fingers I had on Marisa's belly, viciously crushing Marisa's Great
Golden Hardness. The bean-paste filled Great Golden Hardness swelled
up from the sudden pressure, expanding a whole size larger. A burnt
yellow liquid spurted out, splattering on several nearby koyukkuris.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! BADIZA'S GWEAT GOWDEN HAWDNEEEESS!!!!! ID
HUUUURDZ!!!!! DONCH TOUUUUCH!!!!! BADIZA'S EAZIEST GWEAT GOWDEN
HAWDNEEEESS!!!!!!!! DONCH CUM UNEAZILYYYY...... AAAAAAAAAAAH.....
CUMMING.... CUMMING....."

"What are you yelling about? Can't take being squeezed even once? How
is that supposed to be a strong Great Golden Hardness......." I said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! IDZ NOD WIKE DAD JE..... AAAAAH!!! BADIZA'S GWEAT
GOWDEN HAWDNESS IJ VEWY EAZY JE.... AAAAAH.... I CAN CHAKE MOWE JE....
AAAAAAAAH..... YUYU.... HUUUURDZ..... DONCH TOUCH BADIZA'S
STOMAAAACH.... YUYUYU..... BADIZA'S GWEAT GOWDEN HAWDNESS IZ THE
EAZIEEEEST..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....... YUYUGUGH!" After clamping down
on the disgusting thing, I started to rotate my wrist. Marisa's member
started to rotate along with my hand, trembling as it turned. Red bean
paste sprayed from it and dribbled on the floor.

"What Great Golden Hardness. It's more like a squishy persimmon......"
Asu suddenly popped up with an interesting phrase like that, causing
me to look over at her. These words seemed to have an even greater
impact on Marisa, and she seemed to go mad:

"DOND SAY THAAAAD!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAD..... AAH....
HUUUURDZ..... NO... NO... BADIZA DOESNCH HURD.... BADIZA'S GWEAD
GOWDEN HAWDNECH WOULDNCH..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! DOND DO
DAAAAD..... GWEAD GOWDEN HAWDNECH... GWEAD GOWDEN HAWDNECH WILL.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH........" Amid Marisa's shrieks, I'd already twisted
the stick stick a full turn around. The connection it had to her
stomach was a knot like that at the end of a sausage link. "BADIZA'S
MOZZD EAAZZIEZZT GWEEAD GOOWDEN HAWDNEEEECH..... KAND EAZZY.......
HURD HURD HURD HURD HURD...... WED BADIZA GWO..... BADIZA WOND DO ID
ANYMOWWEEEE..... SABE MEEEE....."

"Alright, I'll let you go." I said. Upon hearing the words, Marisa
stopped for a moment and looked at me, a pathetic look on her face.
But immediately after, I gently shook my hand that was holding onto
the "Great Golden Hardness." The thing instantly separated from
Marisa's stomach and was tightly clutched in my grasp.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!!!!! HUUUURDZ!!!!!! HURD HURD
HURD HURD HURD" It sounded like a pig being slaughtered. Marisa's
voice could raise the roof.

[Zidana123]

Marisa's Great Golden Hardness was still twitching slightly, the
slight warmth remaining in it dissipating into my ice-cold palm.
Without bean paste within it to keep it engorged, the little finger-
sized stick stick shriveled down to the size of a cherry stem. I held
the withered dough rod in my hand and brought it before the panting
and bellowing Marisa.

"Is this Marisa's Great Golden Hardness? It's so delicate! So
tinyyy.... You were thinking of refreshing with Big Sis with this
little thing?" I asked.

These words seemed to go through Marisa's heart like a knife. Marisa
instantly lifted herself up, not minding the bean paste leaking from
her belly, adopted an enraged yet very ridiculous expression, and
roared at me: "MADIZA... MADIZA'S GWEAT GOLDEN HARDNECH IS
IMCOMPARABLE!!!!! MARIZA'S GWEAT GOLDEN HARDNESS ISN'T LIKE THAT DA
ZE!!!!! IT'S THE BIGGEST!!!!! THE BEST AT REFRESHING!!! IDIOT BIG
BROTHER IS JEALOUS OF MARISA'S GREAT GOLDEN HARDNESS!!!! GIVE MARISA'S
GREAT GOLDEN HARDNESS BACK!!!!! AAAAAAAAH..... Hurdz so muuuch......"

"About the size, we'll let them take a look......" So saying, I dabbed
up a little bean paste with the "Little Cherry Stem" in my hand,
brought it over to a happily snoozing Koreimu near my feet, and poked
her in the cheek.

"Yuyu.... Yuyu.... Shtupid Big Bwother ijnch allowed to distuwb
Weimu's sleep sleep uneajily..... Weimu ij sleepy sleepy, sleepy
sleepy Weimu is vewy scawy...."

"Reimuuu, want to eat Mister Sweet Stick Stick?" I said. As soon as
the words dropped, several other nearby koyukkuris started fussing,
all insisting they wanted to eat "Mister Sweet Stick Stick."

"Weimu also wanch chu ead Mister Shweet Shtick Shtick..... Weimu also
wanch....."

"Cyute Mawicha wanch chu ead Mishter Shweech Shtick Shtick.....
Shtupid Bwig Bwother huwwy and bwing ouch Mishter Shweech Shweet
Shtick Shtick....."

"Chitty shect Awice ij the cyutest! Reward me wich shweet shtick
shtick!"

......

I opened my hand and showed the koyukkuris the Mister Sweet Stick
Stick that they were waiting for, but Marisa dashed up to intervene:

"Whad are the little ones sayyying..... That's thick thick..... Thick
thick Great Golden Hardneeess...... Idiot Big Brother hurry and give
the Great Golden Hardness baaack..... YUGU....." Before I could react,
Asu raised her foot and kicked Marisa aside. The koyukkuris instantly
dove into my palm. Five or six koyukkuris made a circle in my hand,
their faces inwards and their rears outward, licking with their
delicate tongues on my palm. In a blink, the only thing left in my
palm was the koyukkuris' dirty salivia and pee pee.

"How was iiit, Little Ones? Was Mister Sweet Stick Stick delicious?" I
asked.

"Whad ij Bwig Bwother sayiiing? Something like dis ijnch enough at
aaall! Weimu wanch more shweet shtick shticks, so Bwig Bwother donch
chake id eajy and bwing mowe qwickly!!!"

"Thads wight! What shweet shtick shtick.... Bwig Bwother is an idiot,
cwearly id wash just a tiny bit, cwearly nod enough for chitty shect
Awice to mwunch mwunch. Idiot Bwig Bwother qwickly bwing ouch Mishter
Shweet Shtick Shtick eajy!"

"Mawicha wanch shweet shtick shtick, wanch shweet shtick shtick.
Shtupid Bwig Bwoder ij mean, go dwie uneajily je!!"

I turned my gaze towards Marisa once more. Marisa no longer had the
tortured expression from earlier; she now looked ashamed and enraged.
Probably because she had had her braggable Great Golden Hardness
insulted. Especially since it was the mockery of children. For
something like yukkuris that valued refreshing so highly, the
impotence of Marisa's Great Golden Hardness was probably a blow
against her pride as a yukkuri.

"How dare...... How dare you say that..... Won't forgive......"
Marisa's brows squeezed into a / \, and her teeth ground together with
crunching noises. The corners of her mouth were stretched almost to
her hair. "Little Onez..... Little Onez aren't eazy Little Onez
anymore...... Little Onez are all trash,..... All Trash!!! Trash!!!
Trash!!! TRASH!!! TRASH!!! UNEAZY TRASH LITTLE ONEZ MUZT BE PUNISHED,
ALL PUNISHED, ALL GO DIE!!!!!!!!" Screaming, with a strength that I
don't know where she got, Marisa leapt into the air, and then heavily
fell in front of me. But her target wasn't me; it was the little ones
before me. She moved so swiftly that before the little ones could
react, one of them had already been reduced to mush under Marisa's
body......

[Zidana123]

There was a short silence, and then a noisy roar. Seeing that the very
cute little one was reduced to such an appearance, the two mother
Reimus nearby suddenly cried out:

"YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WEIMU'S CUTEST LITTLE ONEEEE! WHY DID MARISA DO
THAAAAT!!! MARISA THAT KILLED THE LITTLE ONE GO DIE GO DIE!!!!!"

"Little Oneees! Cute Little Ones take it easy quicklyyy! Mommy is
here, hurry and hide in Mommy's mouth......"

When the other koyukkuris saw that their sister had suddenly been
turned into a pile of garbage, they were so frightened that their
little eyes and mouths were almost twisted together, forming a
ridiculous expression. They seemed to be hugely terrified, and sprayed
out light yellow pee pee. Their little bodies trembled as they cried
out "yuyu...", as if to call their mother over to protect them
immediately.

"The Marisa that killed the Little One is trash! Must punish!" The
herd of Yukkuris reached a concensus. They glared at the Marisa who
was trembling limply on the floor, their faces showing terrifying
expressions. At least, from the perspective of the already injured
Marisa.

"I'M NOOOOD!!! MAWICHA IZN'T TRASH.... MAWICHA IJ VERY EAZY NA NO
JEEEE..... HUUUURDZ.... DOND PUNISH MAWICHA.... ID WAZ THE TRASH
LITTLE ONEZ FAUUUULT..... GIBE MAWICHA'S GREAT GOLDEN HARDNEZZ
BAAAACK...... YUGUGU....." Before she could finish, one of the Reimus
dashed forward and smashed into Marisa. Under the repeated assault,
the already-injured Marisa spewed out her paste.

But I didn't want to let Marisa die right now, because I wanted to
find out for sure if it had been Marisa that attacked the baby. So I
picked up Marisa, and said to the enraged manjuus:

"If it's punishment, then how about you let Big Brother do it?"

"Easy Slave Big Brother needs to punish Trash Marisa well ze!"

"Big Brother can take it easy, so Big Brother can kill the uneasy
Marisa!"

"Can't forgive the Marisa that can't take it easy!"

They seemed to approve of my suggestion, but the Marisa in my hand
continued to struggle:

"Why would you say thaaat..... Mawicha wanch to dake id eazy, wanch to
refreeesh...... Mawicha isnch traaash..... Slave Bwig Brother that
can't chake id eazy hurry and put Mawicha dooown.... Mawicha isnch
trash...... Ughhguhuu......"

Marisa spewed out bean paste once more. Asu, who was watching from the
side, suddenly spoke up: "One, Marisa seems like she's hurt bad.
You're not going to let her die that easily, are you?"

"Of course, Asu. I wouldn't spare her like that!" I said. "I need to
hear her set some facts straight!"

"But....... She's leaking so much paste, it's not good..... How about
this, let's stuff up the wound underneath her." Asu looked around
while speaking. There was a potted cactus on a nearby shoecase, and
she carefully removed a ball that was more or less the same size as
Marisa's wound. She stuffed the cactus ball into the gap left by

Marisa's Great Golden Hardness.

"AAAAAAAAH!!!! BADIZAZZ GWEACH GOWLDEN HAWDNEEEECH!!!! HUUUURDZ!!!!
HUUUURDZ!!!! CHAKE MISHCHER SHPIGEY SHPIGEY AWAYYYY!!! BADIZA CANCH
CHAKE ANY MOWEEEE!!!! MISHCHER SHPIGEY SHPIGEY CANCH CHAKE ID EAZYYYY,
GO AWAY QUICKLYYYY!!!!"

"So noisy! SHUT UP!" Asu slapped Marisa across the face and then said
to me: "Let's go interrogate her in the bedroom!"

[Zidana123]

Asu snatched Marisa out of my hands and smiled at me. Her smile was
pure as always, but there seemed to be something coy in the purity.
And in addition, this coyly smiling Asu was heading towards my
bedroom......

I abruptly realized my thoughts were heading in an unrighteous
direction and quickly adjusted myself mentally. As I followed Asu to
the bedroom, the herd cheered out "Trash Marisa go die!" from the
guest hall. What awaited them, however, was the same fate as Marisa.

As soon as I thightly closed the bedroom door, Asu casually tossed
Marisa onto the bed. Even though there was the mattress to cushoin
her, the impact was still significant to the badly-wounded Marisa.
After landing, Marisa immediately spat out a mouthful of filling with
a "YUGU" sound. She huddled there limply, unwilling to move at all,
because even the smallest movement would cause the cactus ball
underneath her to rip at her wound.

"Alright!" I asked. "Marisa, Big Brother has some questions for you.
If Marisa answers truthfully, you can continue to take it easy!"

"AAAAAAAAH! Marisa wants to take it easyyy! Want to go on taking it
easy foreveeer!!! Big Brother that can't take it easy hurry up and let
Marisa gooo!!!!!"

"If Marisa answers Big Brother's questions truthfully, Big Brother
will......"

"MARISA DOESN'T UNDERSTAAAAND!!!! Marisa wants to take it easyyy......
Hurry and let Marisa gooo!!!!!" Marisa didn't seem to notice my
questions and kept crying and screaming.

"How about..... Marisaaa..... Listen to Big Sis?" Asu bent down and
used a seductive voice to speak to Marisa. "If the Great Marisa
answers the questions, Big Sis will refresh. How about iiit?"

Asu's words shocked both me and Marisa. To me, Asu was a nice quiet
girl all the time. But when it came to Yukkuris, she was turning out
to be completely different. And Marisa changed her expression
completely, looking like how she did back when she still had a rigid
Great Golden Hardness.

"Yes! Yes! Marisa wants to refresh!" In her excitement, Marisa seemed
to have completely forgotten about that thing where she was castrated.

"Okay, first question!" I asked, "What happened to Patchouli?" I
lifted the cream-covered hat from the floor.

"That...... That....... That was Marisa's punishment. The uneasy
Patchouli was a trash type, trash type must be punished......"

"That is to say, Patchouli was killed by Marisa? Then...... Why did
Marisa want to punish Patchouli?

"What did Patchouli that made Marisa punish her as trash? Big Brother
thought Patchouli was very able to take it easy."

"How could Patchouli be easy da ze...... Patchouli clearly wanted to
punish the baby da ze..... Marisa wanted to protect the baby, so
Marisa punished Patchouli da ze......"

At this, I almost understood. The attack on the baby was definitely
done by Marisa. I continued to interrogate: "How did Marisa know
Patchouli wanted to punish the baby?"

"Big Brother is so stupiiid! Patchouli said the baby stole all the
sweet sweets and Mister Yummy Yummy, so Patchouli couldn't munch munch
easy....... So the little one is trash, and had to be punished
uneasily!"

So that was it! That was how it happened! It was due to her jealousy
for the baby that Marisa wanted to kill her. It seemed that was how
things went. Marisa, taking advantage of my absence, wanted to kill
the baby she was jealous of. But she ran into this interfering
Patchouli, so she killed them both. I stifled the rage in my heart and
continued:

"Then, what about those Yukkuris outside?"

"Big Brother is so stupid! Those are Marisa's relatives, of course!"
Marisa said proudly. "Marisa was sent out by the herd to find an easy
place. Which is here, isn't it? With this house and Slave Big Brother,
everyone can go on taking it easy forever huh huh huh......"

"Wasn't Patchouli one of Marisa's relative then?" I asked.

"Patchouli didn't want to take it easy here, she said some nonsense
about this is Mister Human's house, so the herd couldn't live here.
And she said Marisa was wrong. Marisa isn't wrong, it was One-Eyed
Marisa that told Marisa to do this. Patchouli was wrong. Patchouli was
trash that couldn't take it easy. So she needed to be punished......"

[Zidana123]

So the truth was coming out. It seemed like I was taking care of a
nest of traitors. These fellows got into my house by pretending to be
pitiable, but their goal was to take my house and turn me into their
slave. Curiosity made me ask again:

"Then, Marisa and Reimu's little one, how did she die? The one in the
nest!"

"Mah.... Mawicha...." Hearing these words, Marisa's expression
changed. She trembled all over and looked down, unwilling to meet my
gaze: "Mawicha...... Mawicha...... Dunno...... Dunno whad little
one...... Yu... Gugugu.... Why would you do daaad....." Before I could
act, Asu swung her hand and left a huge red mark on Marisa's face.
Marisa shook twice and vomited up some filling.

"Tell me! What happened with the little one!" I asked quickly.

"Mawicha.... Mawicha weally..... Aaaaaaaaah!!!! Dond be like
daaat..... Mawicha tried, tried everything...... Uuuu...... The little
one couldn't chake id easy, almost dead, so Mawicha and Deibu gilled
the little one eajy...... Then the little ones ade the little
oneee...... Uuuuuuuu, idz nod Mawicha's fauuult..... Mawicha didn't
gill the little oneee........ I'm sorryyy..... Liddle one, I'M
SOWWYYYY..... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....."

I stretched. That was done. I now knew everything I wanted to know.
There was no reason to keep these fellows around anymore. So I coldly
told Marisa: "Very good, Marisa. You haven't lied. You answered well."

Hearing my words, Marisa seemed to cheer up. She looked at me and Asu
and yelled out impatiently: "Marisa hasn't lied, Marisa can take it
very easy! Big Sis reward Marisa ze! Refresh with Marisa......" This
paste brain could forget everything but easy and refresh.

[Zidana123]

There was no reason for Marisa to live anymore.

I raised my fist.

At the instant my fist fell, a pair of warm, slender arms embraced my
waist. It was Asu!

My rage was dissolved in an instant by Asu. What took its place was
excitement and distress!

"One, the man you are today is the truely attractive One I've been
looking for!" Asu gradually tightened her grip on me. I could clearly
feel Asu's face and chest lightly touching my back. Under the assault
of this warmth, I could only brokenly and stutteringly reply:

"Asu....... You...... I...... What are you......"

"What is it, One? You have the courage to clear hazards for the
people, but you don't...... Have the courage to accept a girl's
confession?"

"No...... It's not...... I...... I......." I couldn't find any
adequate words. Meanwhile Asu had swung over to my front with easy and
was pressed tightly in my arms. She gazed at me unblinkly with sultry
eyes. The truth was I did love Asu. Before, I would fantasize that I
would confess to her at Tanabata, but who knew that she would beat me
to the punch? Especially at this not-very-spectacular moment?

"One, I don't like people that pretend to be something they're not.
Only a boy that is true to himself is the kind I like..... Just
like....." Asu's smile was like a flame that could melt steel. "Just
like the you that's punishing this trash. This is the real you. The
real One that touched my heart......" So saying, Asu leaned her head
against my chest, and her arms encircling me grew even tighter.

Under the assault of Asu's affection, what could I do but surrender?
Perhaps the empathy I had for these manjuus was a form of escape on my
part. The wishes for affection that I was searching for from other
people had been misplaced onto these garbage things. Asu had saved me
just in time, let me finally understand that my feelings should be
spent on other humans, and not on these lower life forms that couldn't
communicate...... I relaxed my fist and slowly put my hands on Asu's
soft shoulders.

Just as we were hugging together, that blasted Marisa started
screaming loudly:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! BIG SISTER IS A LIAR DA ZE!!!! WHY IS THE UNEASY
BIG SISTER TOGETHER WITH SLAVE BIG BROTHEEEER! MARISA WANTS TO REFRESH
WITH BIG SISTER NA NO ZEEEE...... UNEASY SLAVE BIG BROTHER QUICKLY
RETURN BIG SIS AND THEN GO DIE EASY ZE!!!!!!"

This blasted screaming once again enraged me, but Asu stopped me and
said to Marisa:

"Big Sis did say that if Marisa didn't lie, I would refresh. But, I
didn't say that I would refresh with Marisaaa~"

A moment of silence, followed by howling sobs that would shock the
heavens:

"YUAAH..... WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIIIIS! DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WOULD
REFRESH WITH MARISAAAA....... BIG SIS SAID SHE WAS THE GREAT MARISA'S
LOVEEEER..... MARISA WANTS TO REFREEEESH! BIG SIIIIS......"

"That's Marisa's mistaaake~, Big Sis didn't say she was going to
refresh with Marisa. So if I refresh with Big Brother, I haven't
lieeed~. Also, Marisa can't refresh anymore."

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAT? MARISA IS VERY GOOD AT REFRESHIIIING!
MARISA IS THE BEEEEST.... YUAAH...."

"Marisa, your Great Golden Hardness is gone, and you still think you
can refresh with Big Sister? Marisa that has no Great Golden Hardness
is a cripple. Is a cripple that can't take it easy. How could Big Sis
be pleased by a cripple?" So saying, Asu hugged me tight again. "Big
Sis only likes the very easy Big Brother. As for Marisa, go die like
the trash you are!"

"YU...... AAAAAAAAH..... YUYUYU..... GUGU.... UUHGH......
BARREIEZHHHAA..... YUGU..... UUGEHGOFFUG.... HUH HUH HUH... SHI
SHI..... HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH...... HEY HEY HEY.... YUYUYU.....
YUGGICHII....... YUKUUGIGIAAAH...... HA HA HA HA HA HA........"
Hearing Asu's words, Marisa began to cry, her face contorting. As she
cried, she started to laugh. Messed up noises started to come out of
her mouth, and a mixture of bean paste and sugar water spurted out of
her mouth and the wounds on her body. Then she started to roll about--
she had gone mad.

[Zidana123]

"Yuhaha...... Yuhaha......" The ruined Marisa rolled off the bed onto
the floor with a heavy impact. But Marisa couldn't feel it. She
continued to roll her injured body about while emitting strange
shrieks.

Rolling rolling, Marisa ended up by Asu's foot. Asu took a look at the
dirty manjuu, suddenly raised her leg, and stomped down hard between
Marisa's eyebrows.

"YUYU! GU!" Marisa didn't have time to cry out. Large amounts of bean
paste spurted out of her mouth, eye sockets, and the opening left by
the removal of her Great Golden Hardness. Her two white eyeballs
squirted out under the pressure of her erupting innards to spin wetly
on the floor. Teeth and her tongue were mixed in with the dirty bean
paste that was stuck all over the floor.

"Aiya..... I got my clothes dirty......" Asu's expression returned to
the pure look she usually had and she stuck her tongue out at me. "I
wasn't careful, huh huh."

"Want me to wipe you off?" I said. "I don't want to trouble you with
punishing this trash." I hurried picked up a towel from beside the
bed, bent down, and started cleaning Asu off.

"Hang on, One." Asu said. "These guys are purely, completely trash. If
you want to punish...... Do you want to see what real punishment is
like?"

"Uh? Is there something else to it?" I asked.

"Of course. It takes alot of effort to punish these trash things
properly. I don't actually know that much. Akyu and Big Brother Hu are
the experts...... Although the two of us can try something today. I've
learned some things from Miss Akyu."

"This will be an experience for me then. Especially......" Asu and I
turned our gazes at the same time to the doorway, to the fellows
lazily taking it easy.

"Then wait here for a moment, I'll go get some tools from back home.
Oh yea, One, I'd like to taste your technique tonight." Asu grinned
and walked out the door.

[Zidana123]

Asu went home temporarily. Before she left, she told me to straighten
the room up a bit.

I closed the main door, and also shut the doors to the kitchen, the
bedroom, and the bathroom. This way, the manjuus could only stay in
the guest room--they had nowhere to escape to.

The guest room was an absolute mess. There was poo poo and pee pee
from the manjuus, leftover food crumbs, shards from the smashed flower
pots and dirt all over the foor, as well as the pillows and cushions
from the sofa......

The little manjuus were soundly asleep. The parent manjuus were
watching the little manjuus with expressions of happiness. The two
Reimus were repeatedly using their tongues to lick and caress the
little things.

The one-eyed Marisa was snoozing away on the highest place--the coffee
table, as if she were a victorious king.

I got a can of beer, sat down on the floor nearby, and watched them as
I drank.

The little manjuus' faces were perfectly round. As they slept, they
let out delicate snores. Their cheeks blushed faintly red on their
happy faces. If it were earlier, my heart would surely be full of
affection. But now, as they showed this expression, I felt another
strong desire--the desire to rush up and clench them one by one in my
hands until they popped.

"Slave Big Brother isn't allowed to speak! The cute little ones are
sleeping! Big Brother go prepare sweet sweets quickly, the little ones
will want munch munch when they wake up." Seeing me sit down, one of
the Reimus issued me orders.

I took two swallows of beer. Without saying anything, I stood and took
two handfuls of dog food from the pet food package on the dresser
nearby and put it in the little food dish on the floor. I kicked the
food dish over to them, and it let out a scraping sound as it slid
across the floor. The sound disturbed the little manjuus, and faint
traces of unhappiness appeared on their faces.

"What is Slave Big Brother doing? Do you not see that the little ones
are sleeping easy? Are you stupid? Do you not understand that you're
not allowed to disturb the sleeping little ones? Are you dead?" The
two Reimus glared at me angrily, puffing up their cheeks in attack.

I took another two swallows of beer.

"IS THE IDIOT BIG BROTHER DEAD! KEEP QUIET EASY! THE LITTLE ONES ARE
SLEEPING!" The two fellows bellowed. The bellows awoke the little
ones, and the bunch of little ingrates opened their eyes and started
to cry at almost the same time.

"Yuyu..... Cand chake id eajyyy......"

"Yuyu.. Yuyu... Wanch to sweeeep....."

"Stupid Mwommy that intewupts cyute Weimu cand chake id eajy at
aaaww......"

"Nod chitty seeect......"

The other parent Yukkuris were awakened by the ruckus.

I polished off the rest of the beer in one gulp and leapt to my feet.
I hurled the beer can towards the manjuus, and it crashed into the
middle of the Yukkuri herd with a huge thunk. The bouncing beer can
smashed into one of the little majuus and turned it into a puddle of
mush.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO
THAAAT! REIMU'S CUTEST LITTLE ONEEEE....... SLAVE BIG BROTHER GO DIE
GO DIE, THE BIG BROTHER THAT KILLED THE CUTEST LITTLE ONE GO DIE
UNEASILY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Without saying a word, I grabbed the Reimu who was cursing me the
loudest by the braid and hoisted her into the air.

The time had come to prepare the execution grounds.

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"Yuyu...... It's like flying in the skyyy!" Reimu shook her other
braid and started up with her blasted "flight speech." Before she
could say "So high so high," I swung my arm and threw her back to the
floor. With a plop, Reimu exchanged a passionate kiss with the floor.
Immediately after there was a "GU" as she threw up two mouthfuls of
bean paste and started quivering on the floor.

"Yuyu...... Hurdzzzz...... Huuuurdz....... Can't dake id
eazyyyy....... Uuuu..." Reimu twisted her fatty body and convulsed on
the floor.

It looks like I threw her too hard. That was no good, Asu was coming
back soon to properly take care of them. I examined the room and came
to the conclusion that if I flipped the coffee table over, it would
make a cage. So I stepped over the Yukkuris and approached the coffee
table. Atop it, One-Eyed Marisa glared at me.

"Shitty Slave, are you trying to revolt? Then let Lord Marisa easily
punish the shitty slave ze! Marisa is very strong da ze! If you
surrender now it won't be too late da......"

I slapped her.

Plop...... Marisa tumbled off the coffee table and fell on her face
onto the floor.

"Aaaaaaaaah...... Yuyugu...... Aaah......" A series of strange cries.

I lifted the coffee table and flipped it over. Because my coffee table
consisted of a glass top and a wooden frame underneath, flipping it
over turned it into a big lidless box. I estimated that it would hold
three or four adult Yukkuris. No time like the present, the leader was
Marisa, so I grabbed Marisa by her braid and tossed her into the
coffee table.

"Whad iz shitty slave doing..... Idz like flyiiing...... Yuyugu......"
And she took another fall.

Next was the two Reimus. As I grabbed them up by the hair, several
little manjuus actually dashed up to interfere with me.

"Old Geejer thad kand chake id eajy..... Wet Mwommy go......"

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No hesitation. The three little manjuus were bowled over with one
smack.

Although I didn't use much strength, it was already a severe blow to
the little manjuus who hadn't been born that long ago.

"Yu... Yu... Gugu..."

"Yuughh.... Uuuu...."

"Vomit vomit.... Yuyuyu....."

Completely unable to control their bodies, the three little manjuus
rolled back into the nest where they had just been staying with the
other little manjuus. Their bodies were covered with their own
excreted poo poo.

"Woo woo... Shtiiinks... Mishter Pwoo Pwoo cand chake id eajyyy...."

"Yuyu..... Shtinky shtinky Weimu don't come near Aliiish.... You're
nod shitty sheeect....."

"Shtinky shtinky Weimu cand chake id eajy ad all...... Uneajy Weimu
get the fuck away!"

"Uuuu.... Yuyu.... Mukyu.... Cand....."

When the siblings saw that their cute little sisters had become like
this, they ganged up on them together. It didn't matter if it was
Komarisa, Koreimu, Koalice, or Kopatchouli.

"Why are you shaying diiis...... Weimu ij vewy eajyyy....."

"Cwute Reimyu.... Ahh.... Shtinky shtinkyyy..... Cand chake id
eajyyy..... Reimyu wands to chake id eajy....."

"Weimu is Weimu, Weimu isn't Mishter Shtinky Shtinkyyy......"

Leaving them to their arguing, I picked up the two mother Reimus and
threw them like basketballs into the coffee table. Really though, it
should be called a Yukkuri cage.

The Alice off to the side seemed to have broken with fear. Her fat
body was forcibly wedged into a "house" made from two leaning sofa
cushions.

"Alice isn't in here, okay? Mister Human can't see Alice, okay......"

I knocked the sofa cushion over.

"YUAAH!!!!!!!! WHY DOES IDIOT MISTER HUMAN KNOW ALICE IS HEEEERE!!!!!
THAT'S NOT CITY SECT......"

"I'LL SHOW YOU CITY SECT!" I spat at Alice. Following that was two
slaps. Alice's white skin turned red with bruising.

The four parent Yukkuris had been taken care of. Now came the grab bag
of little ones.

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I took a careful inventory of the remaining little manjuus.

Eight Koreimus. Three of them were from my house. I knew this because
they were a whole size fatter than the others.

Three Marisas. One of them was the Badiza that I raised. The other
were wild. A shame that the other one that I'd raised was dead in the
maws of its own parents and sisters.

Three Patchoulis. They seemed to be the orphans of the Patchouli from
before.

Five Alices. I hadn't seen these in the forest earlier. They might
have been hidden somewhere else and so I hadn't discovered them.

Regardless, they didn't have many good days left to live.

Clearly seeing that they had been separated so easily from their
parents and relatives, the little manjuus realized the situation was
bleak. They squished against the wall and cried and screamed while
pressing against each other.

"Yuyu...... Mishter Human dad cand chake id eajy go away......"

"Uuuu... Mwommy.... Sabe cyute Weimu, okay....."

"Mishter Human dond come ovuh hereee...... Mawicha..... Mawicha is
vewy stwong no je.... Yuyuuuuu.... Stwong je..... Uuuuuuuuuu......"

"Alish ijnch here, punich Batchouli, she ijnch chitty sect......"

"Yuyu... Uuuu... Mu... Mu.... Myugyu....."

My hand reached towards them.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELB!!!!!! MISHTER HAND GO AWAY EAJYYYY..."

"Tage Weimu away je...... Mawicha ij vewy eajy no jeee....."

"Whad ij Mawicha shayiiing..... Tage thad witch Awice awayyy......"

"Alish ij chitty sect! Tage the not chitty sect countwy bumpkin Weimu
insteaaad......"

They had no plans to escape and only squeezed at the base of the wall.
Their soft bodies bumped my palm, stoking the flames of my rage even
higher. I struck the wall behind them fiercely and the force of the
impact startled them still.

"YOU LITTLE BASTARDS STAY QUIET! OR ELSE......"

I snatched up an Alice.

"Yuyu.... Ids wike flying in the skyyy..... Ugh, Mischa Hand quickly
wet Alish go, Alish cand breathe. Dis ijnch chitty sect.....
Uuuu....."

My thumb on the bottom. Index and middle finger on top of her head.
With just a little force, the rubber ball-like body became an oval.

"Yuyuyuyuyu......" Alice seemed to notice something was wrong, but her
tiny mouth seemed to be stopped up. She didn't scream or shout, but
could only make improper mumbles from her deformed little mouth with
great difficulty.

"Yuyuyuyu..... Chichi..... Yupupu.... Huuurdj.... Kand tage id
eazy.... Pupu.... Yuyuyuyu......"

The pressure was growing. Alice seemed unable to make sounds anymore.
But the pain kept increasing. Her big watery eyes were now bulging out
to the sides, her tiny cheeks swelling up. The little wretch seemed to
understand her body was in peril and that the thing which kept her
alive was about to burst forth. So she tightly pressed her lips
together until her cheeks swelled up like a frog's throat sack.

"YUPU!!!!!!!!!!!" There was a crisp, clear rupturing sound, and a gush
of pale yellow filling gushed out from Koalice's eyes. Her round
eyeballs were forced out and fell to the floor. Within a moment, the
round puffy little manjuu had become a piece of broken manjuu skin and
scattered custard filling.

The other little manjuus were scared stiff.

Before they could recover, I snatched them up and threw them into the
already-prepared baby bed.

The little manjuus rolled in, and started shrieking again.

"YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! BWIG SHIIIIS......"

SHO SCAWYYYY...... WEIMU IJ SHO AFWAIIIID...... SABE POOR WEIMU......"

"MYUKYUGYU...... MUKYU...... UGGGHU......"

"HEEEELB......"

"BWIG BWOTHER..... THAD CAND CHAKE ID EAJY..... QWICKLY WED GWO.....
WED MAWICHA GWO......"

The shrieks of the little manjuus disturbed the parent manjuus again.
Although they didn't know what happened, they started to yell as well.

"Babies, don't screaaam, Mommy is heeere......"

"Cowardly little ones aren't city sect...... Wait for city sect Mommy
to come save you......"

The loudest in the bunch was still that one-eyed Marisa.

"SHITTY SLAVE LET LORD MARISA GO QUICKLY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HARM
MARISA'S BABIES! I WON'T FORGIVE STUPID HUMANS THAT DARE TO HARM THE
BABIES! DIE DA ZE!"

Just then came a knock at the door. When I opened it, I discovered a
woman in a black halter top and a leather miniskirt standing before
me. On her face was a pair of sunglasses. At her feet there were two
travelling bags, filled to bulging with something.

"Excuse me..... You are......" I was baffled.

Haha, One, you can't recognize me in my work clothes?" The arrival
took off her sunglasses. It was Asu!

At the sight of the "Good Girl" Asu in such spicy clothing, I couldn't
answer. I was even more stunned than the first time Asu had come to my
home.

"One, what? Can't get used to it? Honestly, when I first joined the
club, Marisa and Yuka would make me wear things like this. I wasn't
sure about it either. But then I discovered that this getup feels
appropiate for when you're punishing these fellows, so I ended up
liking it.... Haha."

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I helped Asu bring in the two travelling bags. They were unexpectedly
heavy. I was impressed that Asu was able to bring over so many things
by herself.

In the guest room, Asu stretched and said:

"Suddenly, the thought of the two of us playing with manjuus in a
pretty house like this makes me really happy....."

"Uh?"

"Haha... Nothing. One, help me get the things out so they can take a
look......"

The bags were filled with all sorts of things. A whip. Syringe. All
kinds of bottled liquids. Two packages of sewing needles. Four boxes
of nails. Lighter. Candles. Fishing Hooks. Fishing Line. Two sealed
plastic packages. And even..... A laptop computer!

"Asu......" I interrupted Asu, who was arranging her tools, and asked,
"You've brought so many baffling things. Are you going to punish
manjuus, or......" I held up the whip and candles.

Asu blushed, stuck out her tongue at me, blinked, and then managed to
avoid the question. "Where's your mind at, One? I'm just here to play
with manjuus with youuu~...... Didn't think you were so perverted...
Hmph hmph...."

"Haha, sorry, my misunderstanding, heehee......"

Asu opened the sealed plastic packages. Inside were some circuit
boards, a pad with seven holes in it, seven thin metal rods that
seemed to go in the holes. Under the pad there was a cord, and at the
other end of this cord was, a USB port?! No wonder Asu brought a
laptop computer as well. But I really couldn't figure out how such a
thing could be used to play with manjuus.

Seeing me staring at her preparations, Asu spoke. "One, this thing is
incredible. It's invented by the Kappas. I'll demonstrate to you how
it's used soon. Right, can you bring the hotplate and the frying pan
over? We need them in a moment......"

"Yes ma'am!" I went to the kitchen and brought back these two things.
If I were to guess, I would say Asu wanted to use these things to fry
manjuus. So I brought out a can of cooking oil as well.

Back in the guest room, Asu had finished setting up the electronics
and connected it to the computer. I put down the frying pan and hot
plate and awaited Asu's orders.

"So, One, have you ever heard manjuus sing?"

"Sing? They can sing?"

"Not really. They just make noise. But they themselves think it's
singing. Because of that, those guys, especially those Reimu manjuus
love to make a ruckus all the time. The wailing's enough to kill
you..... So....." Asu walked over to the coffee table and spoke to the
parent manjuus inside: "Is there anyone here who can siiing~?"

Hearing her words, the two Reimus called out:

"Reimu can sing Reimu can sing. Reimu's song is very easy, you know.
Reimu spends every day teaching the little ones how to sing wonderful
and easy songs....."

"Reimu doesn't sing for free, though. Stupid Human should give Reimu
sweet sweets as a payment after hearing my song....."

"Then, can the two of you please sing us a song? Big Sis has lots of
sweet sweets."

"Yuyu......"

With that, Asu plucked out the two mother Reimus.

"One, heat up the frying pan." Asu said to me.

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The frying pan goes on the hot plate. The oil goes in the pan. Flip
the switch of the hot plate. A moment later, the delicious smell of
heated oil drifted through the guest room.

Asu took one of the mother Reimus in her hand and approached the
table. I could tell that this was the one I had raised.

Fattened body. Arrogant gaze.

"Hang on, Asu. Let me handle it." I said. "Since this is the one that
I raised, I'll deal with her."

"Un, okay. Careful, the oil in the pan looks pretty hat." Asu passed
Mother Reimu to me.

"Yuyu..... Slave Big Brother and Big Sister do high high with Reimu,
it's like flying, Yuyu..... Will reward you with Mister Poo Poo to
eat...."

The pan started to emit a squeaking sound. The oil was hot. I slowly
started to move Mother Reimu above the pan.

"Yuyu...... It's like flying...... What? It's getting warmer? Reimu
doesn't like Mister Hot Hot, can't take it easy. Stupid Big Brother
quickly chase Mister Hot Hot away..... Gu? Why is Mister Hot Hot
getting hotter and hotter? Reimu doesn't like this......"

Reimu was now directly above the pan. If I let go...... She seemed to
have noticed something was up. Once I started bringing her near the
pan, she had stopped moving. Heat and smoke from the oil heated Mother
Reimu's bloated stomach together. Or, in her words, Mister Feet.

"What is stupid Big Brother doiiing? Mister Burn Burn can't take it
easyyy! Reimu's Mister Stomach and Mister Feet are burniiing! Reimu
wants the easy Mister Cold Cold..... Stupid Big Brother hurry and let
go! Are you stupid? Are you dead?"

"Thank you for the joy you've always brought me, Reimu." I said. I
lowered my arms, and the entire manjuu body of Reimu was pressed down
into the frying pan.

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The dough skin sizzled as it touched the smoking oil and surface of
the frying pan. A puff of smoke rose up from under Reimu's feet, and
following that was a piercing bellow:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! ID
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!! DEIBUZ MIZDER
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! DEIBUZ CYUT MIZDER FEEEEET, DEY HUUURD!!!!!!!!
KAND CHAKE ID EAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HWOTCHWOTCHWOTCHWOTCHWOTCH!!!!!! WED
DEIBU GOOOO!!!!! MIZDER PAN KAND CHAKE ID EAZYYYY!!!!!!"

The fat body wriggled continuously. The two braids jerked up and down.
THe eyes looked as if they were going to leap out of their sockets.

'ZHUPID BWIG BWODER WED GO, DEIBUZ MIZDER FEECH ARE BURN BURNIIING!
KAND CHAKE ID EAZYYYY! WED
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WED DEIBU GOOOO! KAND
YOU HEAR ME...... ARE YOU DEAD...... DEIBU WOND FOWGIBE BWIG
BWODER...... HUUUURDZ......"

Being able to still curse me while being fried, she clearly wasn't in
enough pain. So I reached out with a hand and poured a little more oil
into the pan.

Another sizzle, and another piercing bellow immediately after:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MIZDER SLIPPERY DOND COME IIIIN,
HUUUURDZ, DOOOOND, DEIBUZ MIZDER FEET, MIZDER FEET WOND
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE, MIZDER FEET MOBE QUICKLYYYY, KAND CHAKE ID
EAZYYYY...... MIZDER FEET DHAD KAN CHAKE ID THE EAZIEST, DEIBU KAND
TAGE ANY MOOOORE!!!!!!!"

The boiling oil was rising higher where Reimu's stomach was touching
the pan and being absorbed into her dough skin. Golden brown blisters
rose on Reimu's lower half, giving out the tantalizing fragance of
frying manjuu. But there was a faint whiff of burning as well, as
if......

"Asu, turn off the hot plate, it looks like she's done." I told Asu.
So Asu quickly turned off the hot plate.

The sizzling faded away along with the smoke. Reimu seemed to have
exhausted all her strength and was collapsed motionlessly in the pan.
The only way to tell she was a living being was the heaving of her
fatty body. Her eyes stared blankly at the ceiling, her tongue
dangling from the corner of her mouth. A mixture of drool, red bean
paste, and tears covered her body.

"Stop playing dead!" I flicked Reimu's big belly, but there was no
reaction.

Had she died from torture? She shouldn't be. The belly was still
moving as she breathed, and she was mumbling something I couldn't
understand. This fellow......

"I have a solution!" Asu took one look and brought out the syringe and
a plastic bottle she'd prepared. She suctioned up a tube of orange
liquid, and then injected it gently into the back of Reimu's head.

"Orange juice, hee hee." Asu giggled. "This stuff is life-saving
medicine to manjjus. Take a good look!"

As soon as Asu spoke, Reimu gave a violent shudder in the pan. She
vomited up some sticky, red-yellow stuff, and her eyes spun. A belch
came from her mouth:

"GUH!!!!!!! WAND TO EAZY MOOOORE!!!!!!!"

She woke up!

"Eajy.... Eajy..... Wot wot wot? Weimu's Mishter Feet..... Mishter
Feet..... Aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! WHY AREND MISHTER FEET NOD MOVIIIING.....
WEIMU'S CUTEST MISHTER FEEEEECH....... MOOOOBE......"

Want to move? I'll help you! Thinking that, I took Reimu's two braids
in my hands and tugged upwards. But......

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! WEIMU'S STOMAAAACH..... HUUUURDZ, WHY
ISNCH MISHTER PAN WETTING WEIMU GOOOO! WEIMU CAND MOVE...... CAND
CHAKE ID EAZYYYY......."

So she was stuck. Even though it was a nonstick pan. I tried tugging
on the braids some more, but Reimu was still tightly stuck to the
bottom of the pan. The dough skin near the attachment point was
starting to show tiny tears, and bean paste was gradually oozing out
under her belly.

Brute force didn't seem to be working. Seeing the situation, Asu
brought out a tiny chisel, and said, "One, how about you leave the
delicate work to the girls, mmm-hmm?"

Naturally, I moved over. Asu put a little cold water on the chisel and
gently touched it to Reimu's toasted belly skin.

"HURD HURD HURD HURD HURD HURD HURD!!!!!" Reimu shrieked. "WHAT IS THE
BIG SIS THAT CAN'T TAKE IT EASY TRYING TO DO TO REIMU? BIG SIS THAT
HURT REIMU GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE......"

Asu didn't take any notice and continued to use the sharp end of the
chisel to gently scrape away the burned dough skin that connected
Reimu's stomach and the bottom of the pan. First she did the outermost
ring, and then slowly scraped away towards the center. She was able to
do so without rupturing the dough skin! Asu really was good at this.

Reimu let out anguished howls in accompaniment to Asu's delicate
scraping. For a human, this was probably similar to having a burn
wound debrided? With little cuts from a tiny knife?

After a few tens of minutes of scraping, Reimu's voice gradually faded
away, returning to her previous exhausted condition from when she had
just been fried, her tongue hanging down. Asu quickly told me to
inject another syringe of orange juice. I did so, and Reimu was
resurrected into the reality of her pain......

(Translator's note: I'd like to note that this is not the most ideal
way to remove a stuck pastry product from a pan. Simply heat the pan,
pour in about 1/4 cup of water, lid the pan, and count to 20. You will
discover the stuck pastry product has magically released itself from
the bottom of the pan.)

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Half an hour later, Reimu was finally "liberated" successfully from
the frying pan by Asu. But the "Mister Feet" that made up her lower
half would never move again. The layer of burned material had been
removed, and the remaining dough skin was so thin that I could almost
see the bean paste moving underneath. Of course it was easy to see
what would happen if Reimu tried to move about too much.

Asu carefully cradled Reimu's bottom and put her into a plate. She
gave Reimu another injection of orange juice, and, after a moment,
Reimu opened her eyes once more.

"Yuyu...... Mister Feet...... Can't take it easy......" Reimu mumbled
quietly.

"Listen up, Reimu. Your Mister Feet can't walk easy anymore.
Also......" So saying, Asu softly struck the weakened dough skin under
Reimu's stomach with the tiny chisel. Reimu instantly startled in
pain.

"YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MISHTER STOMAAAACH!!!!!! HUUUURDS!!!!!"

"Do you see? With just a little movement, Reimu's Mister Stomach will
hurt hurt lots. So, Reimu should be good." Asu smiled at Reimu.

"Yuyu..... Understood easy..... Uuuu....." Reimu could do nothing but
endure quietly.

"Now then, let's take a look at the other Reimu," I said. I had
actually forgotten about that one while dealing with this wretch.

Looking around, I noticed that the other Reimu that I had put beneath
the table had actually vanished. Of course, there was nowhere she
could go, and we easily discovered her shivering violently behind the
coffee table. She was covered with tears and drool and was just
disgusting.

This wild fellow.

Seeing me and Asu standing before her, Wild Reimu screamed out: "WHY
WOULD STUPID HUMANS FIND REIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! REIMU ISN'T
HERE..... REIMU WANTS TO GO HOME EASYYYY......"

"Isn't this your home?" I answered. I grabbed Reimu's ribbon and
dragged her out. The dirty fluids on her body left a trail of wetness
on the floor.

"What do we do?" I looked at Asu while holding up Wild Reimu.

"Amputate Mister Foot!" Asu answered.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! DOOOON'T!!!!!! REIMU'S MISTER FOOT IS
VERY EASY! REIMU NEEDS MISTER FOOT TO DANCE EASYYYY! CAN'T DANCE
WITHOUT MISTER FOOT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...... MISTER FOOOOT!!!!!!"

Without another word, Asu and I returned to the table. Asu brought out
a square metal baking dish and scattered some flour in it. She added
some water, creating a layer of dough stuck to the bottom of the
baking dish. As for where these came from, I had prepared them just
now, you see.

The sobbing Wild Reimu was tossed into the baking dish. Just as Reimu
was about to jump out, Asu pressed down on Reimu's head so she
couldn't move. The middle of Reimu's stomach waved left and right,
trying to struggle.

After a moment, Asu loosened her grip. Seeing this, A pleased
expression appeared on Wild Reimu's face.

"Yuyuyu...... Stupid Human can't beat Reimu? Yuyuyu..... So you've
finally realized your mistake. Hu hu, but it's too late for you to
realize it now. Reimu will now jump out to do lots of hurt hurt
punishment to stupid Human, okay. Human that can't take it easy go die
easy!" So saying, she stretched out her body into a jumping pose,
aiming towards where Asu and I were.

Ten seconds, twenty seconds, forty seconds, one minute, two minutes,
three minutes passed. The stretched out Wild Reimu was still in her
jumping position, but hadn't actually started the jump.

One, got any coffee?"

"Of course. Would you like to place an order, Miss?" I stood up and
made an exaggerated motion to show I was the host.

"One cup, with sugar, and milk." Asu laughed.

Just as I was laughing with Asu, Wild Reimu finally couldn't take it
any more and cried out:

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Whyyy!!!!! Why aren't Mister Feet
moviiing? Jump quicklyyy!!!!! Punish Mister Humans easyyy!!!!!!!
MISTER FEEEEET!!!!!!!!"

"Whap" Asu struck the bottom of the table and Wild Reimu instantly
contracted back into her normal round ball shape, stuck in the baking
dish. Clearly, she couldn't move.

"It's the dough skin. Just now when I pushed her down, her dough skin
fused with the wet dough layer in the baking dish. So you can say, her
feet are crippled. Just like that." Asu explained.

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAAAAT!!!!!!" Wild Reimu screamed and cried. "REIMU'S
MISTER FEET ARE VERY EASY! THEY'RE NOT LIKE THIS, YUYU..... REIMU CAN
MOVE, STUPID HUMAN HASN'T DEFEATED REIMU, YUYU..... REIMU CAN
MOVE......" She tried to lift up her belly, but due to the weight of
the baking dish, this movement was basically impossible. And so, the
two Reimus had their Mister Feet ruined by us and became crippled
manjuus.

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The two mother Reimus were placed on the table. To the accompaniment
of their cries, I pushed the baby stroller over. Inside were a bunch
of snoozing little manjuus. How admirable. They could sleep so soundly
while their mothers were here being tortured.

Asu put down the device with the seven metal rods, plugged the cord on
the bottom into the laptop, and said to me, "One, get seven of the
little brats from in there and I'll show you a great program. But
first......" Asu handed me a fishing line and said, "first string them
up."

I took the fishing line and threaded it into a needle. With my other
hand I picked up an Alice from the baby stroller and put the needle to
her temple (if she had a temple, it would be there).

Alice awoke. When she opened her eyes and saw me, she asked in her
delicate voice: "Ij Bwig Bwother chitty sect?"

I didn't say anything and poked the needle into little Alice's head.

"YUYUYUYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" The sharp scream woke the little
ones in the baby stroller. Even the two exhausted mother Reimus were
jolted into activity by the scream of fear and suffering.

"AAAAAAAAAAAH..... YUYU..... PEYPEY..... HUUUURDZ....... NOD SHITTY
SHECT...... YUYU...... Myamya...... sabe Aliiish..... Yupeypey....."
Little Alice shook violently in my hand, begging her mother to save
her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! LITTLE ONEEEE!!!!!!" Wild Reimu started to cry.
It seemed that this little Alice was her child.

Even though the needle was boring through her child's body, the mother
was completely helpless. She tried as hard as she could to move her
body, but couldn't budge an inch. It was no use at all.

"Whyyyy....." Little Alice groaned through her tears of pain.
"Myamyaaaa.... Why wond you sabe Aliiiish? Alish hajnt done anything
wroooong! Alish will be gwood, Myamya sabe meeee......"

The point of the needle punched through from the other side.

"Yuyupu!" As the needle passed through her, the first little manjuu
had been strung up.

[Zidana123]

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/40390/

[Zidana123]

"Yuyu.... Gumumu..... Uuwaah......" The foreign object suddenly
piercing into Alice's delicate body caused her to have a violent
reaction. The little thing trembled all over, eyes bulging out like
they were going to explode. Her tongue flapped up and down outside her
mouth and retching sounds came from her throat. But other than some
spittle, none of her filling came out.

"A thin thread like that doesn't cause much harm to little Yukkuris.
Don't mind her reaction; it's only that she hasn't felt pain before."
Asu was manipulating the machine and working the laptop, setting up
some sequence I didn't understand.

The fishing line was long enough, so I put little Alice on the table
and searched for my next target. But who would have thought that as
soon as the little brat touched the table, she would leap quickly
towards Wild Reimu?

"Myamya..... Myamya.... Sabe Aliiish..... Alish hurdz sho muuuch....."

"LITTLE ONEEEE...... HURRY AND GET IN MOMMY'S MOUTH......" The Wild
Reimu on the baking dish didn't seem to care that she couldn't move
and opened her mouth in preparation for swallowing her little one.

"Where are you going!" I grabbed the line threaded through Alice's
body, and with a ear-splitting "UUHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!", Alice
collapsed on the table.

"Little One, what's wrong? Get up quickly easyyy! Get in Mommy's
mouuuth!!!!!" Wild Reimu called.

"The little one doesn't want to go in, because you're a trash mommy
that can't take it easy."

"She wouldn't!!!!!!! SHE WOULDN'T!!!!!!!! SHE WOUUUULDN'T!!!!!!! REIMU
IS A VERY EASY MOMMYYYY! LITTLE ONE LOVES MOMMY THE MOST!!!!!!!!! BIG
BROTHER HURRY AND GIVE THE LITTLE ONE BAAAACK!!!!!!" Wild Reimu
shrieked.

I dragged Alice back to her original position and continued to work.
At this time, the second Reimu was tightly held in my hand. It was one
that I had raised, a fat Reimu.

The fat little Reimu seemed to detect something was amiss. When she
saw me slowly bring the needle to her side, tears welled up in her
eyes and she started to tremble. As she trembled, light yellow pee pee
flowed out of the little hole under her belly.

"Weimu...... Weimu doejnch wanch...... Bwig Bwoder that cand chake id
eajy...... Wed Weimu go qwickly...... Weimu wands to chake id
eajy......"

The needle touched the base of the fat little Reimu's braid. I aimed
carefully and stabbed the needle in.

"YUYU...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! WEIMU HURDZ SHO
MUUUUCH!!!!!!! MISHDER PWOINTY PWOINTY DOND COME IIIIN, GO AWAY
EAZY!!!!!! WEIMU DOEJNCH WANCH MISHDER HOLE HOLE!!!!!!! YUYUAAH!!!!"

As the needle entered, the fat Reimu's tightly shut eyes gradually
opened until they were bulging out in the same way as Alice's. Tears,
pee pee, and drool covered my hand.

The mother manjuus were panicked and continued to shriek. I didn't pay
their stupid actions any mind and focused on stringing seven little
yukkuris on the line. A manjuu necklace, huh huh.

"What do we do now?" I asked Asu.

"Okay, software test is complete. Next......" Asu stretched and said,"
One, look here, there's these metal rods on here, right? Stick these
things on the metal rods, one on each rod."

[Zidana123]

On the square circuitboard there stood seven metal rods.

If these metal rods were removed, this piece of electronics would be
even more like a circuitboard. Or one could say that it would be like
a motherboard.

The seven little manjuus were sturdily connected together. They sobbed
and begged their helpless mothers nearby.

"Yuyu.... Hurdz so much.... Weimu wandz to chake id eazy so
much......"

"Uuuu.... Alish doesnch wanch hurch huuurch......"

"Stupid Mwommy! Huwwy and sabe Weimu! Are you deaf? Are you bwind? Are
you dead?"

I snatched up one of the Reimus again. Because of the line connecting
them, the other little manjuus were pulled along, and the pain caused
them to shriek again.

"Yuyu..... Weimu doejnch wanch..... Bwig Bwother quickly wed Weimu
gooo......"

I examined the little Reimu and found that a little hole under her
engorged belly was spurting out soy milk. I gauged its size and
decided to use this little hole as the plug.

(Translator's Note: That's not a mistranslation. It actually says 'soy
milk' and not 'bean paste.')

As I wiped the little hole clean, Little Reimu actually smiled at me:
"Bwig Bwother is hewping Weimu clean clean.... Weimu.... Weimu wanch
to chake id eajy with Bwig Bwother, Yuyu......" But as soon as she was
done speaking, I put her atop the metal rod, lined up the hole, and
pressed my hand down.

Because the strike was so sudden and unexpected, Little Reimu seemed
to take a long time to react. Just as she was thinking that she could
take it easy together with the "Big Brother" before her, a strange
object was thrust into her.

[Zidana123]

"Yuyu...... YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" Little
Reimu shrieked. "WEIMU'S
MYAMUMYAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! MIZDER SHTICK
SHTICK KAND GO INDO MYAMUMYAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! KAND
WEFWESH EAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! TAGE MIZDER SHTICK SHTICK AWAY
QWICKLYYYY!!!!!!!!! EBEN DOUGH EBEN MWOMMY IJNCH ALLOWED TO TOUCH
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!" Little Reimu shook up and down
on the metal rod, but the weight of her body caused the rod to
continue to sink into her filling and increased her anguish. Under the
stretching from the metal rod, her mamumamu started to leak filling in
addition to yolk-yellow soy milk.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MIZDER PWOO PWOO IS WROOOONG!!!!!! YOU
DOND COME OUD OF MYAMUMYAMUUUU!!!!!!! MIZDER PWOO PWOO IS COMING OUD
OF MYAMUMYAMU, KAND CHAKE ID EAZYYYY!!!!!!! MIZDER PWOO PWOO DOND COME
OUUUUD! WEIMU DOEJNCH WAND TO WEFWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!!!! WEIMU
HUUUURDZ! DONCH VIOLATE CYUTE
WEIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

Seeing their sister given this kind of treatment, the other little
manjuus tried to escape in all directions. But the little wretches
that lacked any kind of survival instinct were caught by the line
connecting them after a few steps and were unable to move. As they
were each blaming the other manjuus for not going in the same
direction as them, I was picking them up and sticking them onto metal
rods.

Seven little manjuus were struggling futilely atop metal rods. Some
were frothing at the mouth. Some were rolling up their eyes. Some were
waving their braids and making wordless sounds. Some were trembling
weakly and looked ready to die.

The only thing I felt was that this situation was hilarious.

Seeing that everything was prepared, Asu smiled and said: "Alright,
One, listen to the little manjuus sing together." So saying, Asu
wielded the mouse and clicked on the UI on the screen of the laptop.
At that time, the speakers on the laptop began to play a catchy tune.

After listening for a moment, I suddenly felt it was very familiar, so
I quickly asked Asu: "This song is......"

"Yup! <<少女绮想曲>>! And listen......" So saying, Asu pointed at the
little manjuus on their metal rods. I saw the little manjuus start
trembling all over, and then start to make "Yuyu" sounds along with
the rhythm of the song.

"Yuyu...... Yu.. Yu...... Yuyu..... Yuyuyu......."

[Zidana123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7phrK-0omck

[Zidana123]

"What is that setup? It's incredible?" I asked.

"It's a good thing the Nappas made from imported electronics." Asu
answered as she manipulated the software settings. "This software
controls the current in the base of the electric platform. Each metal
rod has a different current depending on a previously determined set
musical tune. So the little manjuus on top will give out different
pitched sounds from different stimuli, like so......"

So saying, Asu struck a button on the UI, and adjusted a slider. At
this time, the little Alice on the third metal rod, the one in the
middle, who had been groaning deeply this whole time, suddenly let out
a piercing shriek:

"YUYUYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"

Immediately following, Asu lowered another slider. The little Reimu
that had been struggling and screaming for a long time near the little
Alice showed an expression of slightly decreased suffering, but before
she could catch her breath, a continuous low current ran through her
filling, causing her to shiver and let out low groans of "Yuyu."

[Zidana123]

The seven little Yukkuris let out a very interesting composition, to
the tune of the song from the laptop. Of course, there was some
dissonance, but under Asu's expert conducting, they were improving,
for the most part.

Of course, this was all built upon the unimaginable agony of the
little Yukkuris.

Four little Reimus. One little Marisa. Two little Alices. They were
all impaled on the metal rods, enduring the ever-changing electric
current, and letting out the last songs of their lives.

"Yuyu...... Sho suhfferiiing...... Kand eazy...... Yuyu.....
Yuyuyu......"

"Yuyuyu...... Chitty shect...... Yuyu...... Yuyuyu......."

"Cand dage id eazy...... Yuyuyuyuyu......."

There was no time for them to complain, beg, or breathe. The constant
electric shocks trapped them in their agony and suffering.

Seeing the little Yukkuris' agonized appearance, the two mother
Yukkuris couldn't bear it any longer and started screaming.

"Aaaaah! Little Oneees! Quickly let the little ones gooo! The little
ones can take it very easyyy!!!!!"

"Don't do thiiis! The little ones are still childreeen! Little Ones
that can't take it easy won't grow uuup!!!!!"

I wanted to shut them up, but Asu smiled at them and said:

"Don't you all enjoying teaching the little ones how to sing easy
songs?"

"Yuyu...... What is Big Sister sayiiing? The little ones can't take it
easy! Hurry and let the little ones......" Deibu yelled.

"Isn't this just what Reimu wished for?" Asu asked.

"Yuyuyu? What is Big Sister saying? Reimu doesn't understaaand......."

"Doesn't Reimu like to teach little ones how to sing the most? Aren't
the little ones singing right now? Little Ones that can sing easy
songs are little ones that can take it easy, isn't that what Reimu
wishes for? We're just helping Reimu teach the little ones is all."

"Yuyu..... It's not like that..... How can not being able to take it
easy be singing...... Not like that....... Not like that......."

Asu returned to her conducting platform. She adjusted the sliders to
the left and right, and with the changing of the tune, the current
also varied more greatly. The cries of the little Yukkuris followed
correspondingly, hitting lower depths and loftier heights.

"Little Oneees~......" Asu spoke to the little Yukkuris that were
struggling on the line of death: "Your mothers teach you how to sing
every day. And now, your songs are taking it very easy! This is what
your mothers wished to see the most. That is to say, what's happening
to you now? That's the wishes of your mothers! So continue to sing
easily!"

As if understanding Asu's words, the contorting little Yukkuris all
turned their gazes towards their mothers, the completely motionless
mother Reimus. As the little Yukkuris continued to endure being
electrocuted, they spat out their final words:

"Mwommy..... Dat kand chake id eazy..... Gwo..... Yuyuyuyu.....
Dwie....... Yuyuyuyu"

They really were paste brains. Noted, they were immature paste brains
that were being electrocuted, but with this twist from Asu, everything
had been misunderstood. These little Yukkuris so easily were made to
believe that them being treated like this, being made to sing these
songs, was caused by their mothers. They say that the feelings of
babies are the purest, and this was proved by the bodies of the
Yukkuris. Goaded by their hatred, the little Yukkuris endured their
agonzing suffering to turn their eyes to their crippled mothers, and
used their last bit of strength to glare in hatred at their mothers.

[Zidana123]

Asu set the music on the laptop to play on repeat, and then turned her
gaze to the two mother Reimus.

"Next, we'll take a look at their endurance......" Asu told me. She
picked up the little knife from the table and walked in front of the
mother Reimus.

"Uuuu..... It's not like that..... Uuuu....."

"The little ones aren't singing like this at all....... Reimu didn't
teach them like this...... Yuyu......."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Asu suddenly bellowed in rage. The two Reimus,
shocked by this sudden loud noise, stopped their whimpering. They
stared straight at this human who couldn't take it easy at all, their
lips trembling and their entire bodies shivering.

"YOU KNOW HOW TO LOVE AND CHERISH YOUR BABIES? WHAT KIND OF THINGS ARE
YOU? DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH
OF SELFISH TRASH THAT ONLY KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF WHEN
YOU'RE IN DANGER! SCUM! SURE, YOU SEEM AFFECTIONATE WHEN YOU'RE
RUBBING CHEEKS WITH YOUR LITTLE ONES. BUT AS SOON AS THERE'S DANGER
YOU USE YOUR CHILDREN AS SHIELDS......" So saying, Asu suddenly
stabbed the little knife into the temple of the Deibu that I had
raised who had already had her feet burned, and started neatly cutting
a circular gash into Deibu's head along the line of her eyebrows.

I didn't understand why Asu suddenly lost her composure like that. But
what shocked me more was her swift knife work. Even a skilled pastry
chef wouldn't have knife skills of that magnitude. The only thing that
I was reminded of by Asu's knife skills was--soldiers!?

Before I was done mulling it over, the top of Wild Reimu's head had
also been removed, the same as Deibu. The two mother Reimus had become
bean paste jars with the lids taken off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WEIMU'S...... WEIMU'S HAIIIIR.....
AAAAAAAAH..... WEIMU'S HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! MIZDER BEAN PASTE
HUUUURDZ!!!!!! KAND CHAKE ID EAZY!!!!!!!"

The two mother Reimus shrieked together. From a human standpoint, this
would be like removing the top of the skull and letting the brain air
out in the breeze.

Asu stuck her hand into the bright red open wounds and began to stir
the filling of the manjuus. This must have been ravaging to the
manjuus. Their organs were exposed to the outside, and someone was
playing with them.

"Yuyuyuyuyuyu...... Pu pu...... Gu mu mu mu.... YU JI JI JI JI
JI...... GU WA...... UUGHGWAWAWAWA......."

"GU MU MU MU..... BI WA..... AUO AUO AUO AUO AUO...... HU HU HU.... BI
WA WA WA WA WA!!!!!!"

This wasn't the normal sound made by YUkkuris. It was clearly the
sound of animals that had their organs impacted.

As the two Yukkuris were almost rolling up their eyes, Asu stopped her
stirring. She picked up the orange juice from nearby and directly
poured it into the Yukkuris' bodies. There was a 'gu lu lu' sound and
the two Reimus returned to normal once again. But they still
remembered the missing tops of their heads.

"Yuyu...... Gibe...... Gibe Deibu's scalp..... Hair..... Gibe id
baaack......" They begged with the last bit of strength they had.

Asu didn't say anything. She snatched up a little Reimu from the baby
stroller, and, without hesitating, crushed the little thing.

"Yuyuyu...... Whyyy....... Widdle One......"

As soon as she said the two words of "Little One," Asu jammed the
handful of bean mush into Deibu's body, and then stirred it in. Deibu
shrieked again.

"HURD HURD HURD HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"This is being a good mother? The little one is dead, and you're
worried about your own injury? I knew you were a trashy motheeer~"

"Nod..... Idz nod wike dat..... Aaaaaaah...... Hurdz sho
muuuch!!!!!!!! Gibe Deibuz beautiful hair baaack!!!!!!!!!" As Reimu
explained herself, Asu lightly stirred Deibu's filling again. The pain
caused Deibu to once again beg Asu to return her scalp.

But Asu didn't listen. Of course, there was no way she would listen.
She put the two scalps onto the alcohol lamp and started to roast them.

[Zidana123]

"REIMU'S MISTER RIBBOOOON!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU BURN MISTER
RIBBOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"

These imbecils. Their scalps had been burned, but what they cared
about was their ragged ribbons.

Asu dabbed the little knife in the filling of the two mother Reimus.
The two fellows let out roars like pigs being slaughtered once more.

"If we don't close up the tops of your heads......." Asu said to them.
"This will......"

She snatched a handful of bean paste out of each of their heads.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! HUUUUUUURDZ!!!!!!"

"MIZDER FILLIIIIIIIIIIIIING! DOND CHAKE AWAY MIZDER
FILLIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!"

"You see, your filling will decrease. But, I have an idea, for you to
replenish your filling."

The two manjuus didn't have the strength to even respond. They could
only look at Asu dumbly. From their eyes I could see they could only
accept their fate.

Asu directed me to push the baby stroller over. Inside were the
remaining little manjuus that were trembling in fear.

"These guys' filling can be used to replenish you. Their skin can also
be used to repair your wounds."

As soon as she was finished speaking, the little things seemed to
understand and burst into tears.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SABE MEEEE! DOND CHAKE AWAY WEIMU'S MIZDER
FILLIIIIIIIIIING!!!!"

"Mawicha doejnch habe Mishter Fwilling, if you wanch to chake, chake
from twash Alish no je......"

"ALISH IJ VEWY SHITTY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT......"

"Mukyu...... Myu....... Myumyu...... Kyu......."

"Then let's see how your mother chooses?" Asu gave the little manjuus
a look. For the little manjuus, that was probably the gaze of the
devil.

"No..... Wond..... Widdle Onez...... Widdle Onez can very....... Chake
id eazyyy......."

Wild Reimu didn't seem to be willing to sacrifice the little ones.
Looks like she was a pretty good mother.

"Uuuu..... Why..... Why ij dis habbeniiing......."

Deibu put away her calculating face from before and also became
pathetic.

"LESS NONSENSE! WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE? THIS ONE? OR THIS ONE?" Asu
walked to the baby stroller and pointed at the little wretches within.

"DO NOD WAAAAND....... WIDDLE ONEZ CAN CHAKE ID VEWY EAZYYYY......"

"WOND LED YOUUUU...... LIDDLE WEIMU..... LIDDLE WEIMU IJ THE EAZIEST
CHIIIILD......."

They actually had some balls.

"Batchouli that cand chake id eajy go dwie!!!!!" Suddenly, this voice
spoke from in the herd of little manjuus. Immediately following, the
little manjuus seemed to reach consensus that the little Patchoulis
among them should go die.

"YEA!!!! Badchouli thad canch chake id eajy go dwie eajy je!!!!!!"

"Gwo dwie! Gwo dwie! Twash Padchouli gwo dwie!!!!!"

When the little Patchoulis heard this, they didn't even have the words
to defend themselves. They started coughing and vomiting up their
filling.

The two mother Reimus also seemed to have been convinced, and said:
"Let.... Let Patchouli go dwie.... Then let the Patchoulis that kand
chake it easy be Mister Filling for Weimu......"

"Yuyu..... Yuyu...... Why diiiz....." The little Patchoulis lost all
hope.

[Zidana123]

"Badchoulis thad canch chake id eajy go dwie!!!!!" The little Marisas,
little Reimus, and little Alices shrieked as they rammed into the poor
little Patchoulis. Before Asu and I could react, the little Patchoulis
had turned into piles of cream filling and shredded dough skin.

"Yuyu...... Yuyu....." As if declaring victory, the little manjuus
looked at us with pleased expressions and said:

"Batchoulis that canch chake id eajy..... Filling! Filling!"

"Must punish twash Padchouli! Yuyu......"

"Mwommy can use twash Patchouli's Mister Filling je!!!! Yuyu....."

"Little Ones....." The two mother Reimus showed comforted smiles. They
seemed to think that killing these useless Patchoulis would save their
entire familes. Poor little Patchoulis, ending up the same way as
their mother.

As they say, when a crowd is controlled by fear, the crowd will
unintentionally find someone to pick on.

These manjuus seemed to be like that.

Seeing them lost in the spirit of celebration, Asu pulled them back
into their despair-filled reality with just one phrase.

"This little bit of filling...... isn't enouugh~......"

Dead silence.

"Yuyu...... Yuyu......." It started with a low whisper, and quickly
became......

"YUYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU SHAY
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!"

"DO NOD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!!!!!!! DEREZ ENOUGH
FILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!"

"TWASH BADCHOULI GO DWIE!!! GO DWIE!!!!!"

"KAND CHAKE ID EAJYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

EBEN DOUGH JUST USING BADCHOULI WOULD BE
ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!!!!!!!"

"WEIMU DOEJNCH WANCH TO BE MIZDER PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTE!"

"ALISH STILL WANCH DO BE CHITTY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!"

"MAWICHA DOJENCH WANCH TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

As they shrieked, the little manjuus couldn't stop themselves from
spraying out poo poo and pee pee, making the baby stroller dirty and
making themselves disgusting. My hatred for them was inflamed even
further.

"It's not..... It's not..... The Patchoulis are enough...... Enough to
use......" Wild Reimu cried for us to spare the little ones.

"Let Weimu take it easy, okay........" Deibu's answer was tricksy. I
didn't know if she was pleading for her children or for herself.

Asu didn't say anything, but suddenly snatched up the little Reimu
that had first yelled out "Use Patchouli."

"We'll use you!"

"YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
Little Reimu shook violently in Asu's hand, her fat, dirty rear
shaking left and right, splattering poo poo and pee pee. Asu seemed to
be holding a beating heart in her hand, but showed no expression.

"DON'T WANT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!! SPARE THE LITTLE
ONEEEE!!!!!!! THE LITTLE ONES CAN TAKE IT VERY
EASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" Wild Reimu screamed. It seemed
like it was one of her children.

Asu suspended little Reimu above Wild Reimu's huge injury.

"Yuyu...... Yuyu...... EAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! TUTU......" Asu seemed to be
using a great deal of strength. The middle of little Reimu's body was
sunken in, and her head and bottom slowly expanded. Her mouth was
closed tightly, her cheeks puffed out, and her eyes bulged to the side
like a frog's.

"YUYU......." With a bang, little Reimu exploded in Asu's hand into a
blob of bean paste. The paste splatted down directly into Wild Reimu's
head.

"WIDDLE
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~"
Mother Reimu shrieked in despair.

[Zidana123]

"Aey-yaya...... Your own child's filling must be extremely delicious,
right?" Asu smiled delightedly as she watched the mother Reimu before
her struggle.

"Yuyu..... Canch chake id eazy ad all..... Uhguguhu.....
HGUuugh......" So saying, Wild Reimu tried to vomit out the paste in
her stomach. Under no conditions was she about to allow herself to
swallow her little one's paste.

"This can't be allowed." Seeing this, I grabbed the tape from nearby
and taped up Wild Reimu's mouth. At this time, she could only receive
the paste of her own dough and paste through the gaping hole in her
head.

There was a popping sound from the little Reimu in Asu's hand. A milk-
white substance like jello spurted out of her eye socket. Actually,
that was jello--the ruptured eyeball.

"Not enough. You need some mooore~..... One..... Please hand one over
for meee~"

"No problem," I answered. So I picked up another little Reimu. From
her condition, it was one I raised--an overly well-fed little Deibu.

Just then, the silent mother Deibu suddenly became restless:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! BIG BROTHER LET THE LITTLE ONE GO!!!!!
LITTLE ONE IS THE ROOT OF REIMU'S LIIIIFE!!!!!! SHE CAN TAKE IT VERY
EASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

We'll have none of your nonsense. Asu took the little Deibu and
continued to squeeze.

"Yuyu..... Eazy...... Yuyu..... Mwommy...... Sabe Weimu.......
Yugu......."

Another crisp explosion.

Another trembling groan.

She was completely being forced to receive her relatives' paste and
dough. There was no way she could refuse.

As Asu squeezed out the filling of the little manjuu in her hand, she
spoke to the despairing little manjuus in the baby stroller:

"Look quicklyyy~ Your mommies are replenishing themselves with your
filling easily~ See how easy and happy your mommies areee~? That's
because the only reason for you to be born was to replenish your
mothers' filliiing~"

"Yuyuyu..... IDZ NOD WIKE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!! WEIMU IJ VEWY
EAJYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

"Badiza wash chojen by heaven...... Ij the gweatest...... Ij......
Ij......."

"But Alish isn't Mishter Filling........"

"But your mommies can take it very easyyy~" Asu continued to provoke
them.

Finally, all the little Yukkuris emitted curses:

"Mwommy thad canch chake id eazy gwo dwie!!!! Gwo dwie!!!!"

Deibu thad canch chake id eazy gwo dwie!!!!!!!"

Wild Reimu collapsed completely when she saw her most beloved little
ones that she had given birth to watching her hatred-filled gazes.

Asu continued to rip up little Yukkuris and pour their filling into
Wild Reimu's head.

Included in these were Mother Deibu's little ones.

The fourth little Yukkuri had been squeezed dry of filling. Just as
Asu was about to select the fifth, a strange change suddenly came over
Wild Reimu. Her entire body quivered. Her face twisted, and her tough
shot out of her mouth and waved all over. She laughed. She cried. She
spoke in low tones. She howled in tears.

"YUYUYUAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! SOWWYYYYYYYYYY! WIDDLE ONEZ, MWOMMY IJ TWASH
THAD CANCH CHAKE ID EAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...... SOWWY..... SOWWY......"

"Mwommy thad cand chake id eajy...... Gwo dwie gwo dwie......"

"TWASH MWOMMY NEEDZ PWUNISH PWUNISH PWUNISH PWUNISH!!!!!!!"

"MAWICHA HADES MWOMMY!!!!!! HADES MWOMMY!!!!! MWOMMY GO DIE GO DIE GO
DIE!!!!!!"

One moment, Wild Reimu spoke as her self, and another moment she
switched to speaking as a little one. Different voices continuously
came out of the same mouth, as if several souls were sharing this
body.

"So incrediiible~ One. It looks like the filling from those little
manjuus just now didn't die completely. They've been resurrected in
the stomach of their mother, huh huh......" Asu explained to me.

"That is to say, in this shitty skin, there's five or six souls? And
they're souls that hate each other?" I asked.

"You could say that ha ha," Asu laughed. "This fellow will be tortured
to death by the hatred of her own children, huh huh."

[Zidana123]

Hy83523: A bug has appeared. Just now this Wild Reimu had her mouth
sealed. And now she's opening her mouth to speak. Everyone please
don't think about this too deeply and disregard......

[Zidana123]

Wild Reimu's spirit was under agonizing torment. On one hand, her own
conscience was condemning her for having consumed her childrens'
filling. On the other hand, the consumed souls of the children were
tormenting her. Even though they were such easy babies. The babies
that filled her with infinite hope. The babies that every day would
say "I want to take it easy with Mommy for all time." Now they were
chewing at her spirit. Finally, under these two heavy blows, Wild
Reimu was ruined.

"Yupupu...... Yupupu..... Yuyu..... Shi shi shi shi...... Hey hey hey
hey....... Eazy, eazy...... HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH....... HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA........"

Like Marisa, she had gone insane.

As Asu and I were discussion how to dispose of this fellow, the nearby
Deibu suddenly leapt up and tightly bit onto the crazed Wild Reimu.
The two fellows fell to the floor together.

"TRASH THAT ATE REIMU'S EASIEST LITTLE ONES, GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO
DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE........"

Deibu used all her strength to rip and tear at Wild Reimu. But because
the skin of her belly was already weakened, and the huge opening on
her head, the filling in her belly flowed out in both directions at
once. But her mouth was tightly closed on her former companion. The
heap of mush shook twice, and then stopped moving. And so the two
mother manjuus were tortured to death.....

[Zidana123]

The little manjuus in the baby stroller were still struggling. The
little manjuus on the electric device looked ready to die. Asu and I
suddenly remembered the trapped One-Eyed Marisa and Alice. So we
walked to the flipped over coffee table to discover......

One-Eyed Marisa was passed out, vines growing from her head. And
Alice? She looked exhausted, and was collapsed to one side panting.
Her flaccid Great Golden Hardness was trembling slightly, squeezing
out a droplet of custard from time to time. The entire coffee table
gave off the sweet smell of custard.

"Haha, they sure had some fun." Asu took a look and poked the two
fellows with an umbrella from nearby. No reaction......

[Zidana123]

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/51088/

[Zidana123]

I brought over a metal rod and poked One-Eyed Marisa repeatedly,
saying: "Lord Marisa, what's wrong? Are you dead?"

Upon hearing the phrase "Are you dead?" One-Eyed Marisa seemed to show
some movement. She shook her body, raised her one remaining eye to
look at me, and spoke softly:

"Yuyu....... Marisa...... Wands to tage it easy so much......."

"Want to take it easy? Okay, I'll let you take it easy well." I
answered. I pulled One-Eyed Marisa out of her "cage" and put her down
on the floor of the guest room.

Facing One-Eyed Marisa was a scene of complete ruin. At least for the
manjuu, the scene was unbearable.

They had once been the Reimus that had been able to take it easiest in
the herd. The best at taking care of little ones. The ones that had
given birth to lots of Marisa's super-cute little ones. Now they had
become a mixture of dough skin and bean paste. Their shrivelled
eyeballs had rolled away to one side, and the only way to tell what
they had once been were their dirtied butterfly ribbons.

The little ones. The little ones that were the root of One-Eyed
Marisa's life. They were so cute. They were so lively. The little ones
that could take it so easy had become pieces of deflated dough
pouches. The filling inside had been forced out of their eye sockets
and mouths. Their twisted and tortured expressions couldn't be
distinguished from their faces.

One-Eyed Marisa seemed to receive a significant blow. She moved her
body once more and slowly approached the corpses of the herd.

"Reimu...... Marisa's most...... Easy Reimu......"

"Little Oneees....... The root of Daddy's liiife......."

No one answered. They were all rotten bean paste that was lower than
garbage.

"Marisa, look. The little ones are here." I picked up the platform
from the table and put it on the chair nearby.

The little manjuus were still shivering under the assault from the
electric shocks.

"Little Oneeeeeeeees......." Marisa lifted the upper half of her body
and watched her children receive their torture with tear-filled eyes.
"Don't worry...... Daddy...... Daddy is coming to save you now.......
Don't worry......"

"Oh? Are you?" I said. "Marisa, look......" Following, I manipulated
the UI once more. An even more familiar song title appeared before my
eyes:

U.N.オーエンは彼女なのか？

A song full of feeling, with a fast pace.

I clicked the "Play" button.

The song began.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1J4h2SsCi0)

Before I could blink, the little manjuus all let out piercing shrieks.
They opened their eyes wide and stuck out their tongues, rotating
upwards to stare at the ceiling. Their bodies spasmed in ways that
they couldn't endure.

"YUYUAAAAAAAAAAAA...... YUYUOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"JIJIJIJIJIJI..... YUYU..... JIJI..... YUYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

"YUYUYUYU..... OUOU..... PEHPEH.....OUWAWAWA......."

"YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........."

.......

"Little Ones...... Little Ones, what's wrong......" One-Eyed Marisa
moved towards the chair with difficulty. But even so, there was no way
for her to stop the fierce electric current flowing through the bodies
of the immature little manjuus.

Finally, under the assault of the strong electric current and her
seizures, a little Alice who had puffed her cheeks up greatly could no
longer endure it, and spurted out all of her filling from her mouth
and eye sockets.

"PU!" A crisp exploding sound. Little Alice was dead.

[Zidana123]

After little Alice was little Reimu, then little Marisa.....

Like balls filled with too much air, they exploded one by one before
their father and leader.

"WIDDLE... WIDDLE ONEEEEEEEEEES...." Agitated, One-Eyed Marisa
screamed out. "WIDDLE ONEZ THAD ARE THE WOOT OF DWADDYZ
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!"

"Yuyu.... OU.... PUPU.... BANG!" As the last little Manjuu exploded,
Marisa's psyche seemed to reach its limit, and she screamed:

"YUYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! WIDDLE
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!! WHY DID DIS
HABBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!"

I knelt down and put my head on Marisa's head. Petting her, I said:

"Marisaaa~ Aren't you the strongest? Didn't you say you were going to
make Big Brother's home into your precious easy place? Weren't your
children very easy and very cute? Wasn't your Reimu very good at
taking care of little ones? Why are the little ones like this now, and
the Reimu that could take care of little ones unable to do anything?
Where -is- your authority at? Marisaaa~, aren't you a very easy
leader?"

"I WOND ALLOW YOU TO SHAY SUCH THINGS!!!!!" Marisa seemed to be
enraged by me. She turned around with difficulty and glared at me with
her one remaining eye. She spoke viciously: "SHITTY SLAVE DON'T TAKE
IT EASY AND IMMEDIATELY FIX THE LITTLE ONES AND FIX REIMU! PUNISH THE
ALICE THAT CAN'T TAKE IT EASY! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU STUPID? ARE
YOU DEAD......."

With a wham, I knocked One-Eyed Marisa over with my fist, kicked her
twice with my foot, and said: "Marisa, I wish you could understand,
your whole family and herd, that was me, and Big Sis, they were
punished by us two. So, Marisa, do you still think you can defeat the
two of us?"

"Yuyu..... Yuyu.... Peh peh...." Enduring the intense pain of her
body, Marisa slowly went into action, raising her head and glaring at
me with her hatred-filled gaze. "How can a shitty human that can't
take it easy understand Marisa's greatness.... Yuyu.... Marisa leads
the herd in their lives in the forest every day. Hunting for food.
Protecting the herd. Can the stupid human that can't take it easy hunt
for food? Can you protect the herd..... Yuyu..... Can you chase away
Mister Mouse? Can you chase away Mister Bird..... Can you build a
nest? Can you take care of little ones.... Yuyu.... You can't, can
you? Even so..... Yuyu..... Shitty humans dare to forcibly keep the
sweet sweets, forcibly keep Mister Vegetables, live in warm Mister
House..... Yuyu.... By what right do humans that can't take it easy
have more happiness than the easy Marisa, It's not fair idz nod fair
IDZ NOD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR! HUMAN THAD CHANCH CHAKE ID EAZY GWO
DWIE GWO DWIE ZE!!!!! HA HA HA......"

Having spewed so much nonsense that made me feel bad, I was about to
give her a finishing blow, but Asu stopped me, and spoke to Marisa
while smiling: "Since Marisa is so great, why was it that when Big Sis
and Big Brother were punishing the herd, Marisa didn't come to protect
Reimu, or to protect the babies? The reason why all this happened is
because Marisa didn't stop it all in timeee~"

"Yuyu...... Why would you say that, Marisa..... Marisa isn't
helpless.... Marisa......"

"Marisaaa~, let me tell you the reality......" Asu said. "Things like
you don't know? Humans don't build nests. At least, we don't build
shoddy grass nests like you Yukkuris do. But, do you see? This big
room which can take it very easy is the result of Mister Humans'
combined efforts. It's because you're helpless that you can only build
those crummy grass nests. That's why mice and birds can attack you.
But the big rooms of humans can keep those things outside completely.
You can only gather food little by little, but humans can produce our
food. Even in winter we can be assured that we've produced enough food
for us to use. But you can only calculate in terror how to ration your
winter food little by little. Even so, it doesn't how many of you
there are. Before humans, you're just increasing your own death rates
(everyone should know where this speech came frooom~ huh huh). As to
who's greater, Marisa, do you still not understand?"

[Zidana123]

"Idz nod wike thad..... Nod wike thad....." Marisa seemed to have
received a considerable shock. The order of the world that she always
believed in had been broken easily by Asu. And it was completely
broken.

Just as we were admring Marisa's flabbergasted appearance, there was a
sudden knock on the door.

Opening the door, it was actually...... The actual Marisa. And.....
The Queen of the Flower Patch--Yuuka!

"Uh? Asu? You're here too?" Marisa said, her face somber. "Mister
One...... Some things happened. Because..... Please come with us......
You're a relative of the owner of the flower shop by the flower
field?"

"Yes! What is it?" I asked.

"Over by the flower field....... Something's happened ze......"

[Zidana123]

I couldn't believe it.

The entire field of flowers was wrecked, as if it had undergone a
catastrophe. The field had become a plain of burnt soil, and the
flowershop by it had become a still-glowing pile of embers.

Some of the neighbors from nearby were helping clean through the
wreckage. Big Sis was crying and yelling and being held back by the
neighbors, yelling out Big Sis' Husband's name towards the wreckage.

Did......

As I was struck dumb, a person on the wreckage suddenly yelled out:
"Found him! Found him! Thank goodness, the owner's still breathing.
He's just been burned a little. Get over here!"

It was Big Brother Hu. He lift aside some rubble from atop the
wreckage in a few motions and lifted Big Sis' Husband out. I rushed
forward and helped him move Big Sis' Husband to an open space nearby.
The two bunny girls immediately ran up with a first aid box and
started first aid. The people around let Big Sis go and she ran over
as well.

The bunny girls told us not to get to close, so I stood to the side
while Big Sis cried endlessly in my arms.

Apparently, Big Sis' Husband told Big Sis to take care of the baby in
the bamboo forest, while he himself went home to get something.

But at this time he ran into a herd of manjuus that came to eat the
flowers in the field. Big Sis' Husband went to chase them away, but
met up with a Dosu Marisa. The Dosu used her Spark and completely
annihilated the flower field, as well as obliterating the flowershop.
But thanks to Big Sis' Husband's big Ming, he was only buried in the
wreckage and not struck by the Spark.

As I listened to Big Sis and the surrounding people explain, I felt
myself surrounded by a fierce flame. A flame that covered me from head
to toe without giving off heat. The palms of my hands burnt and went
numb, my eyes felt like they were roasting and swollen with pain. Just
as I was about to collapse to the ground, the bunny girls told me that
Big Sis' Husband was awake. So I helped Big Sis over to the stretcher.
Big Sis grabbed onto Big Sis' Husband and started to cry, and everyone
else's attention turned to them. As for me, I quietly walked to one
side. The fierce pain caused me to lose my balance. I pitched to the
side, and suddenly, something hot poured out of my eyes. Asu suddenly
cried out from one side:

"One, what's happening to your eyes?"

I rubbed them with my eyes. It was blood! Blood was leaking out of my
eyes!

But the pain was gone in a moment. I comforted Asu, told her not to
worry, and steadied myself. Suddenly, I discovered that the area
before me had seemed to change somewhat.

The environment hadn't changed very much. But in some of the objects,
I could see some white, red, and yellow spots. They were like the
spots on an electronic scanner.

These spots were unmistakeably shaped like manjuus.

The nearest spot was in a clump of grass not far away. Not accepting
Asu's support, I walked over and pushed the grass aside.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY WOULD MISTER HUMAN KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
MARISA ISN'T IN HEEEEEEEEEERE!" A Marisa screamed. Before she could
escape, I stomped down with my foot and she turned into a pile of bean
paste.

"How did you know......" Asu asked me.

"I can see them." I answered. "Over in that peak..... There's a herd.
Numbering...... about thirty...... In that field, there's ten or
so..... And...... In the forest..... Wait, it's a Dosu.... She's
running towards the forest, don't let her get away!"

Marisa and Yuuka noticed my strange behavior. Yuuka grabbed me by the
head and parted my hair to have a look. "Huh huh, this fellow can
actually use a Spell Card...... How interestiiing~"

"What? Spell Card?" Asu was shocked.

"Hmm...... This reaction definitely is a Spell Card..... Dealing with
these fellows actually let you gain the ability to use Spell Cards.
What an unusual thing...... No, from certain viewpoints, it may be a
good thing......"

"Nonsense!" I pushed them aside and started toward the Dosu. I wanted
revenge. I wanted to completely exterminate these things which harmed
my relatives.

"Do you think you can go barehanded like that and oppose Dosu's
Spark?" Marisa stopped me and continued on, "You want to exterminate
vermin, but you need the proper equipment. Asu, take One to Hieda's
house. There's good things there for him to use.

"Understood!" Asu said, and started to steer me into the village.

"Wait up, kid," Yuuka said. "Your Spell Card. You should name it."

"Then I'll call it...... 【Insight】Eye Vision's Truth!" I randomly gave
it a name and left the flower field.

[Zidana123]

Epilogue

Dosu didn't fare very well.

Under the treatment of two animal traps and [Semi-Shuttle Bullets]?,
this fellow became a pile of bean paste.

The nearby manjuus from the herd gave up completely. The leader that
they were so proud of was so easily destroyed by me, and they
understood that they had no way left for them to live.

"What do we do with these fellows? One?" Asu and several other members
of the Yukkuri Extermination Brigade asked me.

"Take away the little ones! As for the big ones, kill them!"

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! MARISA DOESN'T WANT TO
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"

"That's not City Seeeeeeeeeeeeect!"

"Hurry and let Reimu go......"

"Mwommy..... Sabe sabe cyute Reimyu......"

These noises again. They confounded my excitement for playing games.
So I changed my thoughts:

"Forget it. Burn them all!" I put away the semi-automatic egg gun
hanging from my chest, and spoke to a nearby young brigade member
named Maluankai.

"Alright! Watch me go!" Maluankai didn't say a second word. He took
out a net gun, fired a shot, and all the manjuus in the entire herd
were caught in the net.

"Roast manjuus!" Maluankai and the other brigade members cheered. They
threw two burning brands into the heap of shrieking manjuus and a
roaring fire consumed the entire herd.

"Back to headquarters." I took out a cigarette.

"Yes, sir!" Everyone answered.

I am now the team leader of the human area's Yukkuri Extermination
Brigade's Second Small Team.

I'm also the Manjuu Club's main planner.

Every day's new play styles are up to me to plan.

I love hearing the manjuus' shrieks from being beaten, roasted, and
tortured.

What? You're asking me, what happened to One-Eyed Marisa?

She isn't dead. I only used her as an exterimental subject for each
new method. Each time after finishing testing, I fix her up. I
wouldn't let her die.

But I always feel, time to time, there are some other things watching
us. Especially when I'm absorbed in the joy of abuse play.

When I wrote down my feelings on the record books of the Club,
everything changed once more. Of course, that's another story.

(<<Changing My Tune about Manjuu>> End)

[xMYx]

I think i should say this, thank you Zidana123!

[Metaking]

I think he mood changed a bit to quickly, also showed no respect for the patchi that tryed to obviously save the baby, do like some of the creative tourcher methods tho, do dislike no lesson was tryed to be given but the thought of <.< "getting to refresh" >.>, and being a kinda spineless man(tho mostly the idea of finally getting some) let him go with the flow. Also fighting a Doso mage type in a land were mana is still common place should be several degrees more dangerousthan outside the barrier, but thats just my 2 cents on the story, now the actual writing style i like your paceing its easy to read, and not lose your place while reading it, which is nice when trying to read it on a phone, o and forgive my spelling i suck trying to text anything on this new phone

[.J.I.E.]

I said it in OYP and I said it here, thanks for the good work Zidana.

@Metaking

Dosu Spark is the product of a magical mushroom they eat before firing
it, not of ambient mana, so it's the same level of danger than in the
outside world, which isn't much if you have the right equipment and
play it smart.

[Metaking]

well lately in most story's they dont need the mushroom to fire it, its just a focus that stops them from draining there own magical life force, and tho excluding "training a platinum yukk"( think the marisa side story had her use Stardust Reverie) , i don't think the reason they cant learn there greater or lesser other tecs has ever been explained, tho i think there have been a few stories were patches have pulled out more than royal flare tho, cant remember which but i remember quicksilver dragon. Also and the main reason i always think they should be more powerful there is because the first yuks seen in the outside world supposedly could still do things like fly ^.^/ , o and that one really old patchy story with her being in a library in the village and pretty easily killing one of 3 punks (who apparently dint have an extra life left >.>) its near the end of the old translated story's we had archived somewhere

[Zidana123]

You're welcome! I had fun translating it as well, for the most part.

[saline]

oh my god. I'm only on the first page and I'm so angry I nearly had an aneurysm. The "ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD?" bit made me want to punch my screen. This artist is a genius.  

[saline]

also, ty for translation!