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to Yukkuri Fanfic Translations
-Ten minutes later-
"Sdo...b... Badiza's... goinb... do die... weally... will die..."
"Hmm~ Marisa's body is at its limit already? Maybe I got a bit carried
away."
Though her body had been thoroughly kicked around, Marisa's body
looked like it would break down if things went any further.
When damaged by kicks, a yukkuri's round body will resemble a deflated
ball.
With the indentation in Marisa's self-described dandy face, it has
become something like that of a monster's.
Well, an unattractive face just became unattractive in a different
way, so it's not much of a chance.
"Well, that's how it is, so let's proceed to the next abuse."
The man decided to stop abusing Marisa for the time being.
Because it was a waste to kill her so easily.
For arrogant yukkuris, especially Marisa-types, letting them taste
living hell is the best.
"Here's some orange juice for now."
"Yu... Marisa! Has revived -zeeeeee!"
Marisa yells out energetically as it recovers from the orange juice.
Her -ze speech habit has returned, and all the bad memories have been
erased; that's the scariness of a paste-brain.
"Shitty human is stupid for reviving Marisa -ze! That was your only
chance in your whole life -ze! You won't get any more opportunities -
zeeeee!"
"Nice, it wouldn't be interesting if things weren't like that."
Though Marisa was simple-minded, it seemed like the man liked that
sort of yukkuris, and smiled with satisfaction at those words.
"Marisa has powered up after recovering from that near-death state -
ze! The real fight starts from now -ze! Well, it probably won't be a
fight because Marisa's too strong -ze! Yuhyahyahyahya!"
"Man, you're a talkative one. Marisa-types probably can't take it easy
if they don't say something to hide their weakness, I bet."
"Yu? What is shitty human going on about -ze! But you won't be able to
say that soon -ze! So just chatter all you want before then -ze!"
"Really? Then don't mind if I do!"
Every day you lead a wretched, useless life of digging through humans'
trash for food,
And after you shit and piss without caring about the place, you scream
'Can't take it easyyyyy!' because of the smell of what you excrete,
Calling your dirty hat that's been covered in all sorts of trash, dust
and insects wonderful,
Similarly spouting bullshit about your dirty, messy hair being cute,
pretty, or beautiful,
Picking fights with humans despite being so weak, and revealing your
shameful character immediately after your trashy accessory gets taken
away,
An absolutely worst manjuu that wretchedly screams 'Pleaze sdoooob!
Badiza wuz wrongggg!'
Scum trash Marisa-types like you are really useless trash! Just go and
die already! Right now is fine!"
"YUGGAAAAAAAAAAAA---------!!!"
The man's merciless words stabbed right into Marisa.
"You shiiiiiiiit! A shitty human like you who scorns Marisa's way of
life, won't be allowed to live -zeeeee!"
"You got angry over having your useless, foolish, pitiful way of life
getting pointed out? But weren't you the one who gave me the
permission to speak?"
"Shut uuuuup! Close that impudent mooooouth!"
Marisa charges forward like a demon, but the man lightly evades her,
and snatches the hat off her head of the floor-kissing Marisa.
"Yuyuuuuu!? Marisa's wonderful haaaaat!? Give it back -zeeeee! Give
back Marisa's wonderful hat -zeeeeee!"
"Don't lie, it's not wonderful at all, you know? I said it before, but
this dirty hat should be disposed off right away!"
Chk Chk Chk!!
"Yuyuuuuuu!? The white ribbon on Marisa's wonderful champion hat
waaaaas!?"
"I told you, this isn't wonderful at all. How could this plain, dirty
hat be wonderful, huh? The hat of a lying scum must be punished!
Understand easy!"
"Gyaaaaaaa! Sdoooooob! Can'd dake id eazy like daaaaaaaaat!"
"Scum like trash like you don't need to take it easy! So I'm going to
take away more of your easiness from you!"
"Yu!? Stop iiiiiiiiit! What are you doiiiiiiiing!?"
Her hat destroyed, Marisa has no eyes for anything but the man before
her.
Without her precious hat accessory, Marisa can no longer return to her
previous life as a wild yukkuri.
In face of the dark future, Marisa continues to cling to a single
small hope without letting go.
Because a scum's attachment to life is a fearsome thing.
And what Marisa clung to was...
"Yuuuuuu!? Mi-mister braid!? Stooooop! Don't touch Marisa's cute
mister braaaaaaaid!"
Similarly important to Marisa as her hat, Marisa desperately fights to
prevent her treasured braid from being touched.
It is a useless action of slapping the man's hand with her braid like
some slipper.
"But just how do they move it, I wonder? Well, since they're
mysterious manjuus, thinking about it is useless, I guess."
"How's thaaaaaat!? The power of Marisa's strongest mister braid-! That
rips apart everything! Hurts so much you can't speak -ze!?"
"Nope, I'm still talking as per normal, see? It's still too early to
travel into your fantasy world, you know?"
The man grabs the uselessly slapping braid by the ribbon and pulls it
off.
Without the ribbon, the braid fell apart limply.
"Yuuuuuuu!? Marisa's mister braid waaaaas!? Mo-move, okay! Marisa's
mister braid! Don't take it easy and move, okay!"
Seems like the unkempt hair is unable to move if it's not in a braid.
Marisa shakes her body in a desperate attempt to make the braid move.
"Wry won'd you mooooove!? Marisa's cute, pretty, exciting mister
braaaaaaaid!"
"Suddenly you stopped tacking on -ze to your sentences. Guess the
speech pattern changes with the loss of your accessory, huh?"
"Yugii!? Shitty human! Return the ribbon! Return it to Marisa! And
then fix Marisa's mister braid too!"
"Hmmm, well, whatever."
Though the man was thinking, he heard Marisa's pleas perfectly.
However, the man had no idea of how to braid back Marisa's braid.
That's why he simply tied the ribbon back on, like a normal lock of
hair.
"Yuuuuu!? What is thiiiiiiis!? This isn't mister braaaaaid!"
"Who cares, I already gave you back your ribbon, so take care of the
rest yourself."
"Yugu! Yugu! Move, okay! Marisa's mister braid! Mister braid! Mister
braaaaaid!" [Sounds like Otacon in Metal Gear Solid]
Though she desperately tries to make her braid move, it doesn't
respond in the least.
Apparently it is unable to move if it isn't in its original form.
However, it is impossible for a handless yukkuri to repair an undone
braid.