Red-Hot Right: Conservative Views and Links: Dear PETA

[Mr X]

My dad recently had a heart attack so we only have fish. So y`day I got some "sea kitten" from the regular fish guy and got to talking about this.
We all (including other customers) had a rollicking big laugh over "anak kucing laut".

On Sun, Jan 11, 2009 at 1:21 PM,

BTW, in Buddhist Cosmology, peta = ghost

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Dear PETA

Dear PETA,

Thank you for renaming fish as sea kittens. I'm so pleased that you did so because it makes me rethink my vegan diet. I had become a vegan because fish and other edible animals are ugly creatures and I couldn't stand to eat something that was so revolting. But now that fish have been renamed to sea kittens, I don't think that fish are so objectionable any more and I have started eating meat again. And I'm loving every morsel!

Could you let me know when you will be releasing a Sea Kitten Recipe book? Someone suggested that I try fried sea kitten in tomato sauce and I'd like to get a recipe.

Thanks again,
Sea Kitten Gourmet

PS - Do you think you could rename cows too? Maybe something like "meadow kittens". That sounds really delicious and I'm getting a hankering for a big juicy beafsteak.

Posted by Red-Hot Right at 9:06 PM