Okay, so
PETA wants to call fish 'sea kittens'. Fair enough. That being the case, I'd like to change the following names of animals:
• Cows ==> Pandas of the plain
• Chickens ==> Farm puppies
• Squirrels ==> Trouser monkeys
• Lamb ==> Lamb
Furthermore, I would be happy to call fish "sea kittens" so long as it is legal to eat real kittens.