I lost my girlfriend's audiobook, and now I'll never hear the end of it. Why is 'dark

I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough. My friends and I have named our

Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. How much did the pirate pay to

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left

If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up paying the price. Just so everyone's clear, I

Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm

There have been a rash of RSVP email invitations floating around. Some might appear to come from me.

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

How true!!! On Wed, Sep 2, 2026 at 8:01 AM David Leippe <dle...@gmail.com> wrote: -- You

Thanks for sharing! Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone On Wednesday, August 19, 2026, 8:00 AM, David

I can help from afar, but that is all…. Mary On Thu, Aug 13, 2026 at 9:32 AM Watsonville High School

so funny. Any idea if we can pull off another reunion? Mary Brewington Johnson On Wed, Aug 5, 2026 at

A guy walks into a lumberyard & asks for some 2x4s. The clerk asks, "How long do you need

Apparently RSVP'ing to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time" isn't the

I want to be 14 again & ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Many times, Rosi On Wed, Jul 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM David Leippe <dle...@gmail.com> wrote: Do you

Yes, let's do it. I'd love to see our classmates again. Mary Brewington Johnson On Wed, Jul 1

I read it and thank you for David for taking care of us, but I don't understand it. 😵‍💫 I guess I

Considering the current challenges of generating enough energy for the "advancement of AI",

“Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Thank you, Dr Eihstien On Jun 10, 2026, at 08:00, David Leippe <dle...@gmail.com> wrote: “What

“I never think of the future—it comes soon enough.” “The only reason for time is so that everything

Last 2 good ones !! On Wed, May 27, 2026 at 8:01 AM David Leippe <dle...@gmail.com> wrote: I

Be kind to dentist. They have fillings too, you know. What do you call a cat that tells fibs? A lion.

I don't like computer jokes...not one bit! What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A

Why did the roofer go to the doctor? He had shingles... Why did the poodle buy a clock? He wanted to

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