To the Dear people of Canada
myh...@mts.net
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy,
your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of
age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire
Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the
SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once,
SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants
& Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any
further by the government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided
itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not
receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They
have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
Your Federal Government
J�m ���� - ����
<myh...@mts.net> wrote in message
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> Dear people of Canada
>
This wasn't remotely funny the first time I heard it. It still wasn't funny
the 3,000th time I heard it. And it sure as fuck isn't funny now :(
Get a life Stu!
Heath
"J�m ���� - ����" <j...@mysockpuppet.invalid> wrote in message
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That Canadian Kid
"Heath" <heath...@mts.net> wrote in message
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> Says the person that bitches at anything in here.
>
Anything? Please define "bitches at anything" .... I haven't even posted
here in months and months!
WTF
wrote:
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-->"Heath" <heath...@mts.net> wrote in message
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-->> Says the person that bitches at anything in here.
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-->Anything? Please define "bitches at anything" .... I haven't even posted
-->here in months and months!
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What a crock of bullshit (149 posts between October 30 and Dercember 15, 2009)
That Canadian Kid
news:fmufi5l1q9djpjhjb...@4ax.com:
Now I find that interesting not a bad forgery but a very things are
different. For one I don't use eternal-september.org as a news server, you
do, I use either Giganews or teranews. I also don't use
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.3790.4548 as a news reader, I
use Xnews.
Pretty lame attempt from someone who is suppose know his way around
headers....
Clueless Newbie
> Now I find that interesting not a bad forgery but a very things are
> different. For one I don't use eternal-september.org as a news server, you
> do, I use either Giganews or teranews. I also don't use
> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.3790.4548 as a news reader, I
> use Xnews.
>
> Pretty lame attempt from someone who is suppose know his way around
> headers....
Personally I don't give a fuck if you're using two tin cans with a piece of
string between them to post or sitting beside Bayomi down at the public
library...but this whole schtick is getting real old, real fast...
That Canadian Kid
news:YYdWm.75349$We2....@newsfe09.iad:
Same to you, and I am sure no one else gives a flying f*^K so the ignore
switch does work.
Clueless Newbie
> Same to you, and I am sure no one else gives a flying f*^K so the ignore
> switch does work.
Ah yes... Don Bayomi, the only dickwad in the world too chicken shit to use
the work fuck so he uses f*^k instead!
So tell us dickwad have you managed to use your rights on the internet
lately...ROTFLMFAO!!!!
That Canadian Kid
Lol, I guess you can't get much more insulting than that, but did bayomi
move to Sask, lately, I thought he was still in Winnipeg with you.
Not chicken at all simply realizing that many people may be offended by
foul language such as yours but hell please continue showing your
character, it is quite interesting.