One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living.. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'OK,, My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other
men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
with him all night for money
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
him, 'I's that really true about your father?' No, the boy said, 'He actually
plays for the Saskatchewan Roughriders , but I was too embarrassed to say that
in front of the class.'
I would think after this season Blue Bombers would be the the team to be
embarrassed about....:)