“Cigarettes Are Bacteria Sticks, Too”: Major rule: there are rarely, if ever, any good results from smoking. This is why I think we should ban tobacco.
Today’s weird thing is the ST:TOS Plot Generator (JBR Flowchart). It provides a formulaic method for producing a faithful Star Trek (the Original Series) plot and claims “All resulting scripts are guaranteed to contain at least 20% authentic-style Roddenberry flavouring and are practically indistinguishable from real episodes of the Original Series, not to mention the Animated Series (ever).” Enjoy, share the weirdness, and live long and prosper.