No, A-Rod is not here, just had to make sure you didn't delete the email before opening it.
It will be 68 degrees early this afternoon, and beautifully sunny. I don't care if you haven't picked up a tennis racquet since October, I don't care if you have two midterms tomorrow, I don't care if still woozy from falling in love with Travie McCoy yesterday. If you're not playing tennis this afternoon, you are a fool. I hope to see you all there. Depending on numbers, we can do something fun - mini tennis tournament, random-partner mixed doubles tiebreak tournament, we can run laps the whole time, whatever floats y'all's collective boat. See you in a bit,
His Majesty,
Ben