Dedicated to Maria Cantwell, who keeps siding with the Repugs
Gregory Gadow
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you get her values all pinned down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A Democrat? Republican? Or clown?
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
Many a thing she ought to understand.
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
Without a bunch of money in your hand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
Vote her out of office, that'd be grand!
When I write her, I'm confused,
Out of focus and bemused
Cause I never know just where her vote will be.
Unpredictable as weather,
She's as flighty as a feather
So the common folk just pray and wait and see.
She out flip-flops any GOPper,
She betrayed our every hope for
A Supreme Court Justice who is not a rat.
Let us not forget John Roberts
Or Alberto R. Gonzales.
Rubberstamping Bush's picks are just old hat.
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you get her values all pinned down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A Democrat? Republican? Or clown?
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
Many a thing she ought to understand.
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
Without a bunch of money in your hand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
Vote her out of office, that'd be grand!
--
Gregory Gadow
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"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking,
which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
- Robert Anton Wilson
VW
So does this mean that she can count on your vote next November
SMITH29
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I've told you left wingers 100 times,
KING BUSH Rules !!!!!
Long Live KING BUSH !!!!!!
THE29