Now, the Repug rube dumb'uns are itchin' to revert to Ol' Virginny,
when religious-freakdom and segregation and lynching were considered
perfectly acceptable.
So, barring a big upset, Pat Robertson disciple and proud graduate of
Pat's law school, Bogus Bob McDonnell, will be the state's next
governor.
McDonnell hates all gays and fornication,
It says so in his master's dissertation.
He hopes you miss or ignore his right-wing thesis,
That subtly hints our schools should teach Jesus.
But smart Virginians view McDonnell's "act" as specious.